Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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The audacity to write this while there's a well-known zoophile in the same chat as you :story:

Edit : holy fucking shit that faggot is actually friend with zrcarlo
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Lucas: I wanted someone to get swatted because they groomed my friend and they were a pedophile.

You demented creature. You truly don't see what you're doing. You're grooming vulnerable children into being trans and you put them into a discord where pedophiles are interacting with them.

You're literally what you hate and you need to look in the mirror and understand why people hate you.
 
Maybe, but the Ontario Police Department has limited resources.
What are they going to do, try to send us hate speech warrants?
Main thing they will do is go after the swatter, and the pizza sender. But they may send a letter to Josh, he wont follow it, but they will still try. Also Canada has their own version of the FBI (which PPP's uncle works for) they might send it up to them. Since hatespeech is illegal in Canada it is theoretically possible the website can be banned from that country. European countries have restricted websites, and certain parts of websites (some youtube and bitchute videos you cant watch in Germany, but you can access the rest of the website) so Canada could just outright ban this website from its country.

Or Keffals tries to go to the media and generate enough outrage that politicians are made aware of this and try to pass a law making websites such as this one illegal, or make doxing harder to do/illegal. In the US this is very unlikely to succeed, but in Canada it is possible it is essentially a one party police state that jails dissenters. Justo can do anything he wants, he is a defacto dictator.

tldr; they cant really do anything, but keffals could lead Canada politicians passing laws
 
Number of days it took Brianna Wu's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 420 (1 year, 1 months, 25 days)
Number of days it took Kevin Gibes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 441 (1 year, 2 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took Russell Greer's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 461 (1 year, 3 months, 4 days)
Number of days it took Chantal's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 665 (1 year, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Amberlynn Reid's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 716 (1 year, 11 months, 17 days)
Number of days it took Nick Fuentes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 842 (2 years, 3 months, 21 days)
Number of days it took Fatrick's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 938 (2 years, 6 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Jonathan Yaniv's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 959 (2 years, 7 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took DSP's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,398 (3 years, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Ethan Ralph's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,574 (4 years, 3 months, 22 days)
Number of days it took Tommy Tooter's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 2,152 (5 years, 10 months, 20 days)

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)
Holy fucken shit. Keffals is basically speedrunning Kiwifarms.
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Yes guys, Lucas's community is so much better than the k*wifarms!!
Major difference is Keffal's "cum"-munity is all suffering from hormonal imbalances due to their voluntary castration. So comments like this isn't surprising
 
I cant believe the shit I just heard. “ i didn’t know what swatting was, and the person that tweet was about was a pedophile! Kiwifarms is defending pedofiles!” This shit is to much :story:
To be fair we can say the same about Keffals. That guy who called the force in Keffals was probably just hoping a pedo would get swatted.
 
Number of days it took Brianna Wu's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 420 (1 year, 1 months, 25 days)
Number of days it took Kevin Gibes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 441 (1 year, 2 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took Russell Greer's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 461 (1 year, 3 months, 4 days)
Number of days it took Chantal's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 665 (1 year, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Amberlynn Reid's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 716 (1 year, 11 months, 17 days)
Number of days it took Nick Fuentes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 842 (2 years, 3 months, 21 days)
Number of days it took Fatrick's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 938 (2 years, 6 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Jonathan Yaniv's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 959 (2 years, 7 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took DSP's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,398 (3 years, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Ethan Ralph's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,574 (4 years, 3 months, 22 days)
Number of days it took Tommy Tooter's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 2,152 (5 years, 10 months, 20 days)

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)
In addition to beating individual cows, Lucas reached 1,000 pages before entire communities of cows:

How long it took the tranny sideshow thread to reach 1,000 pages- 2 years, 7 months, 21 days
How long it took the furry general thread to reach 1,000 pages-7 years, 10 months, and 1 day
How long it took the Fat Acceptance thread to reach 1,000 pages- 7 years. 6 months, 20 days.
How long it took the Something Awful Thread to reach 1,000 pages- 4 years, 10 months, 17 days
How long it took the SJW general thread to reach 1,000 pages- 3 years, 4 months, 10 days
How long it took the Haydur Nation thread to reach 1,000 pages- 1 year 11 months, 8 days
How long it took the SJW Art thread to reach 1,000 pages- 3 years, 9 months, 29 days
How long it took the NeoGAF/ ResetERA thread to reach 1,000 pages- 4 years, 7 months, 19 days
 
Number of days it took Brianna Wu's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 420 (1 year, 1 months, 25 days)
Number of days it took Kevin Gibes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 441 (1 year, 2 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took Russell Greer's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 461 (1 year, 3 months, 4 days)
Number of days it took Chantal's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 665 (1 year, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Amberlynn Reid's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 716 (1 year, 11 months, 17 days)
Number of days it took Nick Fuentes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 842 (2 years, 3 months, 21 days)
Number of days it took Fatrick's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 938 (2 years, 6 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Jonathan Yaniv's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 959 (2 years, 7 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took DSP's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,398 (3 years, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Ethan Ralph's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,574 (4 years, 3 months, 22 days)
Number of days it took Tommy Tooter's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 2,152 (5 years, 10 months, 20 days)

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)
You didn't mention Jim Sterling's thread, which may or may not have reached 1k pages by now and Jerry Peet/Lilly Orchard, which is also something Keffals beat out.
 
"I said I hoped a pedophile got swatted. I can't believe Kiwi Farms is defending pedophiles to own me"

Said after you promoted a zoophile and banned anyone in chat talking about the fact you promoted a zoophile.

I cant believe the shit I just heard. “ i didn’t know what swatting was, and the person that tweet was about was a pedophile! Kiwifarms is defending pedofiles!” This shit is to much :story:

Also saying KF is defending pedos because of it.

The worst part is he doesn't realize we disavow swatting because swatting is fucking retarded and gay as fuck, even if you swat a pedophile all that happens is they get sympathy points and victimbux (which is exactly what happened to the pedophile known as Lucas Roberts).
 
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