Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Violence King said:
oh god the tranch is real? I thought it was a euphemism you guys had for another website jesus fucking christ
I asked for man-made horrors beyond my comprehension and boy howdy I got 'em

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What's with the queer as fuck personal art in response gimmick. This isn't twitter buddy we don't care about your stupid ass art.
 
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Gabber Evangelion said:
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Keffals first thought after seeing his tweet is to "ratio" him again :|
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I REAAAALLLY hope Steven Crowder talks about Keffals at some point. Keffals has sperged about Steven a number of times, you can find the Tweets in this thread and I've been waiting for Crowder to whoop his butt to the ground.
 
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STEPS TO DEFEAT THAT EVIL JOSHUA MOON AND CONQUER CHUDCELS:
  1. PROTEST IN FRONT OF CLOUDFARE
  2. PROTEST TO GET CLOUDFARE TO DROP K*W*F*RMS
  3. CONVINCE XENFORO TO DMCA JOSHUA MOON
  4. CAMPAIGN FOR GOOGLE/BING/YAHOO TO DELIST KIWIFARMS
  5. NETWORK WITH OTHER LOLCOWS WITH LOLSUITS TO ENACT A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT
  6. EDIT: GET DIGICERT TO DROP KIWIFARMS
Really Keffals? Is that the best you got? This is getting more embarrassing as time goes on.
 
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TrueParagon said:
You apparently guessed the password which was something along the line of gayops1488.
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this was a joke
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Next you then took screenshots that were basically doctored then posted here to steer a narrative in an attempt to bait Keffal into reacting?
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literally all i did was leave out an image so lucas would sperg about it, you'd think he would have corrected me if it was that relevant
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What was the desired outcome?
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i never implied it would be a key event, when i first talked about it this morning, i called it "nothing major". it's just an email on a burner to us, but to keffals, it's pretty much the bane of his existence. the idea was he would speak out more about it, and, in that aspect, i understand i failed.
 
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I think it's funny Lucas is organizing a protest. If he's going to be there, isn't that doxxing his location? If he isn't going to be there, does he expect these people to go stand outside on his behalf?

Either outcome is hilarious to consider.
 
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Gabber Evangelion said:
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Right on que:
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Tweet | Archive
 
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TrueParagon said:
That would be one of the most unholiest of alliances. The two actually have a lot in common its freaky.
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xQc said:
What's with the queer as fuck personal art in response gimmick. This isn't twitter buddy we don't care about your stupid ass art.
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don't let it keep you up at night faggot, you'll be ok
 
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Sneeder Griffin said:
Number of days it took Brianna Wu's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 420 (1 year, 1 months, 25 days)
Number of days it took Kevin Gibes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 441 (1 year, 2 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took Russell Greer's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 461 (1 year, 3 months, 4 days)
Number of days it took Chantal's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 665 (1 year, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Amberlynn Reid's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 716 (1 year, 11 months, 17 days)
Number of days it took Nick Fuentes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 842 (2 years, 3 months, 21 days)
Number of days it took Fatrick's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 938 (2 years, 6 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Jonathan Yaniv's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 959 (2 years, 7 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took DSP's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,398 (3 years, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Ethan Ralph's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,574 (4 years, 3 months, 22 days)
Number of days it took Tommy Tooter's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 2,152 (5 years, 10 months, 20 days)

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)
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I kneel...Lucas is the ChosenCow
 
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The more I read into this, the more I go: “damn— wouldn’t it just be easier to be a gay man with a beard than all this tranny autism???”

I mean, your dad has cancer, and you grift him for money for a surgery instead of either:

A. Using the money to help said father
B. Donating the money for cancer projects if you were a normal fucking faggot like the rest of us.

The sheer amount of selfishness just runs deep in this degenerate and it completely boggles my mind.

If he can grift his father, he can grift anyone for anything.
 
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themasterlurker said:
Hello again lurkers!
@Bravoww @TokyoMeatballs @Trans Rights!!!!!
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Hello! Haha!



Anyways, somehow Lucas has started an autistic plan to take down that involves basically cencoring the farms.



Ignoring the fact that there will always be achive sites, he will never get rid of the farms because this has all been tried before and FAILED.



He is doing this purely for clout, and these viewers are too dumb to know it.


Also, hi Lucas, please go do a sport.
 
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