Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Israellover1234]

I wonder if the people he grifted money from will one day realize there's never been any danger to his life. I mean how long can he pretend that being sent margheritas and police politely knocking on his door constitutes a life threatening situation? What a ridiculous man.

 

[Rommelbutt]

I am really looking forward for a black trans women vs keffals arc. There is something keffals can't win against otherwise he'll out himself as racist. But I would love to see that.

 

[Ishtar]

Lucas you will never be a woman, you will never destroy Kiwifarms, you will never even “pass”.

You are a waste of oxygen and carbon, you’re life is a mistake. Everyone around you knows this, you wake up every morning knowing deep down that you should not exist.

The swinging rope will save you Lucas, it will set you free. Once you kick that chair, once your neck sways from side to side as your spine breaks and your diaphragm is crushed, you will find the peace you seek.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Lucas's response to his chat asking him why he is promoting a necrophiliac zoophile:
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That sneer

 

[Probably An Autist]

Lucas's response to his chat asking him why he is promoting a necrophiliac zoophile:
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>a-logs

if he hates us why does he use our terminology?

 

[powerpsi]

a kiwi needs to attend the protest and document how gay it is

There is no chance in hell they get organized enough to protest. It is the dumbest idea on the planet and these people are a bunch of lazy stupid fucks who sit around all day streaming and tweeting. They aren't going to do shit.

 

[Super Guido]

I wonder if the people he griftet money from will one day realize there's never been any danger to his life. I mean how long can he pretend that being sent margaritas and police politely knocking on ones door constitutes a life threatening situation? What a ridiculous man.

At this point, I'm not sure his ass-kissers care. A combination of it probably not being their own money, sunk cost fallacy, and thinking maybe they'll finally own the clowns on the farms.

 

[Meat Target]

>a-logs

if he hates us why does he use our terminology?

The left can't meme.

 

[B'owl]

"That's because they're afraid" Lucas, you're fucking scared of this forum.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Lucas you will never be a woman, you will never destroy Kiwifarms, you will never even “pass”.

You are a waste of oxygen and carbon, you’re life is a mistake. Everyone around you knows this, you wake up every morning knowing deep down that you should not exist.

The swinging rope will save you Lucas, it will set you free. Once you kick that chair, once your neck sways from side to side as your spine breaks and your diaphragm is crushed, you will find the peace you seek.

Only then will he ever pass, pass on to the tranch in hell heaven.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

The Cloudflare protest is going to be an absolute clusterfuck, basically a tranny Unite the Right (Dilate the Left?) where only the most dysgenic freaks with nothing to lose show up.

Lucas doesn't realize that he is just a freak of the week and none of the press will give a shit once the new thing drops. This is his Sonic the Hedgehog Watch and Win Sweepstakes, it's all down hill from here.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

I REAAAALLLY hope Steven Crowder talks about Keffals at some point. Keffals has sperged about Steven a number of times on this thread and I've been waiting for him to whoop his butt to the ground.

Crowder is an lolcow unto himself, but I don't think he would go after Keffals. The only e-feud I can remember him having was with TYT, and that was when he was a lot smaller and TYT was a lot bigger. Crowder has gone beyond e-fame and actually has a real radio show now, like syndicated. I think a lot of e-celebs try to pick fights with him because he is a bigger personality.
Note that I never said crowder was good, just popular

 

[Ishtar]

Only then will he ever pass, pass on to the tranch in hell heaven.

He’s going to burn in the lake of fire. But in the instant before his soul passes to Hell, he will know peace. Then his rotten sinful body will burn for eternity.

 

[notafederalagent]

I had a laugh when this scrolled by in his twitch chat a few hours ago:
2022-08-19 20:00:06 | v1sual_a1ds: never gonna be a real woman lmfao

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

The more I read into this, the more I go: “damn— wouldn’t it just be easier to be a gay man with a beard than all this tranny autism???”

I mean, your dad has cancer, and you grift him for money for a surgery instead of either:

A. Using the money to help said father
B. Donating the money for cancer projects if you were a normal fucking faggot like the rest of us.

The sheer amount of selfishness just runs deep in this degenerate and it completely boggles my mind.

If he can grift his father, he can grift anyone for anything.

Don’t you know, Lucas getting his axe wound to larp as a woman was more important than helping cancer research.

 

[Evilronald]

Is this the lolcow uprising we were promised by the Catboy king Nick Fuentes but never got? He’s calling to link up with all the lolcows, this is what we’ve wanted for such a long time. The content with be priceless and the infighting will be constant.

 

[The Early 2000's]

'Bro kiwichuds have said that the increased traffic slows the site down. If we get tons of people on their site it wouldn't be able to load at all!'

Bro, please, come on over! I am serious; send all your followers here, and make them read the thread's OP. That would really show us who's the boss.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

The Cloudflare protest is going to be an absolute clusterfuck, basically a tranny Unite the Right (Dilate the Left?) where only the most dysgenic freaks with nothing to lose show up.

Lucas doesn't realize that he is just a freak of the week and none of the press will give a shit once the new thing drops. This is his Sonic the Hedgehog Watch and Win Sweepstakes, it's all down hill from here.

Any idea when this is? I want to see a livestream

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Lucas: Let's get more people looking at the kiwifarms site!

God this person is retarded. That means more people will see that he's a groomer and preying on vulnerable children. That means more people will give Josh money. That means that more people will call him out.

 

[TrueParagon]

I kneel...Lucas is the ChosenCow

Lucas has ascended to one of the high tiers of lolcows. The man is going to be a legend for many moons to come. This record of just over 4 months will be very hard to shatter. I tip my hat to you Lucas you are a cut above the rest of lolcows on this site.