Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Lokenstien]

Yet strangely his behavior is being overshadowed by Keffals lunacy.

Probably because at best the response to a necrozoophile is EWWW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK before running to get the nearest shotgun. Which is a pretty average and expected response to that behavior. However defending a necrozoophile on a public live stream after grifting so much money under the guise of needing to hide is such bewilderingly stupid behavior that staring in complete awe seems to be the only natural response.

 

[B'owl]

Lucas will stop at nothing to get the information of everybody Null has ever associated with

 

[Evilronald]

Keffals going to the software company is like when Chris chan went to Wikipedia to get things taken down on encyclopedia dramatica.

 

[MichaelHolly]

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1rwQ_3hMKm1ZLTVTEKeiunQ3_uTAvJdf6/1Ac9K73nH83SG1vlVj2XDvUvFia_t9LR7?usp=sharing&sort=13&direction=a

I made it! I got on Lucas “violent threats uwu” pdf list.

Dilate harder Lucas!

Half of these aren't even threats, just predicting the eventual suicide of this intense troon lol

 

[My Name is Mud]

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1rwQ_3hMKm1ZLTVTEKeiunQ3_uTAvJdf6/1Ac9K73nH83SG1vlVj2XDvUvFia_t9LR7?usp=sharing&sort=13&direction=a

I made it! I got on Lucas “violent threats uwu” pdf list.

Dilate harder Lucas!

Oh man, I'm jelly. How can I join that amazing page of autism? What if I say LUCAS, YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN - DILATE, SEETHE, COPE, AND GET THE ROPE?

 

[Lards and Lasses]

PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP COURT DOCS

 

[Sperg Coalition]

>every single page in my thread is actively being archived
PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT, NIGGERTROON

If that is true then let me say this:

Keffals, you will never be a woman, but you'll always be a colossal faggot.

 

[TerranTony98]

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)

"First the vest streak ends, then EVO omits my 2005 win, and now your telling me some deranged lunatic is gunning it for my high score on KF?!?! WOW dood, this is total bullshit, my legacy will be ruined!!!"

 

[msd]

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So who do we have confirmed for this lolcow avengers? Ralph and Flamenco have actively reached out to Lucas. Who’s next? A TGWTG rep? A Horrorcow? Fuentes?

Wow flamenco became a faggot huh

 

[Sky King]

Hey Keffals, I think I have the ideal candidate you could team up with to take Pomella Farms down. Since you are new to opsec, he could help you out.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Archive Google docs they are doxing machines, do not click that if you are signed into a Google account

Kinda want Keffals to accidentally dox people who support him, thinking they're kiwis

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Golly, I sure hope Keffals doesn't have the foresight to go on the Kino Casino with PPP and Warski.

I personally think that PPP & Warski will probably go against Lucas as a knee jerk reaction against Ralph. But hey that's just my opinion.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

O I’m laffin

 

[Pizza Box]

I want to be in the document.

Keffals, imagine sending life altering drugs to children. Pathetic loser

 

[The Early 2000's]

Damn, that stream ended abruptly. Is it time for his dilation session?

 

[nekrataal]

You’ll never be a real woman, keffals. You can’t Ratio reality.

 

[Pocket]

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Lol he steps away for a second and then stops the stream when he comes back. Wonder what made him stop?

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Felt the need to clip.
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Dude literally wants to create the Avengers but with modern-day freakshow exhibits.

I can't fucking wait for this to happen, it's going to be the biggest gathering of degenerates in internet history, it's like the lolcow uprising the gunt tried to pull off but 1000x better

 

[msd]

Kinda want Keffals to accidentally dox people who support him, thinking they're kiwis

Oh dude he will