Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Grey B. Train]

What uterus-related ailment will Ashley claim from here on? PCOS? Endometriosis? Lasting issues from being on poisonous hormonal birth control? Ms Carnduff has been posting about her Yoni for a while now, but hold on to your period panties, because that was possibly only the-tip-of-the-iceberg for now.

Based on the comments and woo she's posting, she's gonna be doing the whole whiftyfarkle free bleeding, return it to the earth shit. She could take this to rubbing it on herself or ingesting it. Going the new vampire route. Not sure how that's gonna affect the whole sponsorship with knix/spanx/whatever blood underwear is called.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

i don’t remember a single woman so much as flinching when their iuds were removed, nor crying afterwards for any reason - let alone bleeding or pain.

It's kinda uncomfortable, but some cramping and spotting is normal. You're usually offered a pad to use when you're left to get dressed.

Also the amount of hormones an IUD secretes is very low, they're designed to pretty much only affect the uterus and not systemically. She's absolutely being dramatic.

 

[Cytotoxic Positivity]

I'm just a boomer with no editing skills, but those damn eyebrows....
Something about her face is still off, but at least the overwaxed madness is a little less upsetting to my sensibilities. I'll see myself back to lurking now.

 

[Kelly's Yeeted Legs]

In the past, Ms Carnduff said her IUD insertion was traumatic but she didn’t explain what caused it to be so. So far she hasn’t claimed the removal to be traumatic, but in a “story” she bravely shared with her audience 2 hours later, she may be suggesting that the removal of her IUD has resulted immediately noticeable hormonal & mood changes. Or, she may be implying she’s still legitimately upset due to “trolls” telling her an IUD removal “is no big deal” I just don’t know. I don’t know enough about IUD removals or hormones to comment anything educational.
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What uterus-related ailment will Ashley claim from here on? PCOS? Endometriosis? Lasting issues from being on poisonous hormonal birth control? Ms Carnduff has been posting about her Yoni for a while now, but hold on to your period panties, because that was possibly only the-tip-of-the-iceberg for now.

What OB/GYN doesn't give you a pad after any office procedure that may result in bleeding? Does hers actually WANT blood on the carpet at the checkout desk?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

In the past, Ms Carnduff said her IUD insertion was traumatic but she didn’t explain what caused it to be so. So far she hasn’t claimed the removal to be traumatic, but in a “story” she bravely shared with her audience 2 hours later, she may be suggesting that the removal of her IUD has resulted immediately noticeable hormonal & mood changes. Or, she may be implying she’s still legitimately upset due to “trolls” telling her an IUD removal “is no big deal” I just don’t know. I don’t know enough about IUD removals or hormones to comment anything educational.
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What uterus-related ailment will Ashley claim from here on? PCOS? Endometriosis? Lasting issues from being on poisonous hormonal birth control? Ms Carnduff has been posting about her Yoni for a while now, but hold on to your period panties, because that was possibly only the-tip-of-the-iceberg for now.

Those eyebrows are a nah from me, buddy. What possessed her to pluck the middle that much? She looks like a hammerhead shark.

IUD insertion is uncomfortable and can be very painful. I could see why people who maybe have sexual trauma may find it triggering or traumatic. This woman just seems annoying though.

Pro tip: find a provider who will use lidocaine cream to numb the cervix prior to insertion or removal. Much, much less painful. Even better if they have an assistant or someone who stands by your head just to shoot the shit with you about any old thing; it keeps your mind off of what is going on below the curtain.

 

[A tree]

Those eyebrows are a nah from me, buddy. What possessed her to pluck the middle that much? She looks like a hammerhead shark.


Pro tip: find a provider who will use lidocaine cream to numb the cervix prior to insertion or removal. Much, much less painful. Even better if they have an assistant or someone who stands by your head just to shoot the shit with you about any old thing; it keeps your mind off of what is going on below the curtain.

It's so shitty that they even try it without the lidocaine. Shit fucking hurts. Got to get a lady doctor who knows the score.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Is Paige still dying? It's genuinely sad (and funny) to waste your youth in hospitals for no reason.

IUD insertion is uncomfortable and can be very painful. I could see why people who maybe have sexual trauma may find it triggering or traumatic. This woman just seems annoying though.

Am I lucky to not to have any idea of what an "iud" is?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Is Paige still dying? It's genuinely sad (and funny) to waste your youth in hospitals for no reason.


Am I lucky to not to have any idea of what an "iud" is?

Intrauterine device, a form of contraception that is inserted into the uterus via the cervical os and left there long-term. Some of them release hormones to further reduce the chances of pregnancy.

Edited to add pics.

Spoiler

 

[ChronicallyChronicles]

My first post.. I would say be nice but we're on the farms to snark so snark if you must. That said, for all those twin absorption lovers, this post came up in my snooping and it was just way too unintelligible and incoherent not to share.

 

[one_time_user]

IUD's and pain differ from person to person based on a few factors. If you have a tilted cervix and/or a long vagina- high set uterus combination getting an IUD put in or taken out can be brutal because they have to clamp onto the cervix and pull it down and/or straight. I am sure there are other factors that could cause pain but I definitely know about those ones.

After that, yes, the cramps can have one rolling on the floor.

Even without that, I find it a bit ridiculous that females are expected to just suck it up with IUDs.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

It doesn't look painful to insert/remove tbh, I thought it was a large thing when other kiwis said. How does it even work?
e: what are "cervical os" and "contraception"? I don't think I've ever heard of those

Are you trolling or just retarded

 

[Drain Bamaged]

It doesn't look painful to insert/remove tbh, I thought it was a large thing when other kiwis said. How does it even work?
e: what are "cervical os" and "contraception"? I don't think I've ever heard of those

This link contains useful information related to a hormonal or non-hormonal IUD https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/iud

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Oh hey Judd Beckwith is getting married (a) to a normal person. It's that woman who he started dating right after Jaquie died who actually has like, real hobbies and interests and things in common with him.



I hope they're still drawing a passive income from Jaquie's channel and using it to build a happy life. Then at least something good would come from it all.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Or, she may be implying she’s still legitimately upset due to “trolls” telling her an IUD removal “is no big deal”

Her gyn's holding it up with forceps. That really is no big deal. You grab the strings and slide it out. Insertion is much worse in comparison.

Now if the strings decided to go play hide and seek in the cervix, then you get the cytobrush out, insert it into the cervix and twirl it around to try to catch one. If that doesn't work, you get a very not-scary-at-all-looking tool called an IUD hook and go fishing. Those are both pretty bad. That's why I strongly recommend against cutting the strings.

 

[KiwiFarmsAlt]

One of Dani's friends (spells too well to be Dani herself) is going after IF mind you it only has 1 follower (dani so it might actually be her?) and follows other munchie accounts

 

[Drain Bamaged]

Her gyn's holding it up with forceps. That really is no big deal. You grab the strings and slide it out. Insertion is much worse in comparison.

Now if the strings decided to go play hide and seek in the cervix, then you get the cytobrush out, insert it into the cervix and twirl it around to try to catch one. If that doesn't work, you get a very not-scary-at-all-looking tool called an IUD hook and go fishing. Those are both pretty bad. That's why I strongly recommend against cutting the strings.

Thank you for sharing this information, I genuinely had no idea that IUD removals could be that awful. I dislike Ashley but I wouldn’t wish the hiding-IUD on anyone, including her. Luckily though it seems like she avoided the IUD hook. (Only a small portion of her long caption on her post today)

 

[The Sea Witch]

Oh man Ash really sells that drama. "..things became really real.." Seriously?
You'd think she was going in for serious surgery. Was she able to drive herself home after all that trauma?

I know getting an IUD in or out ain't fun, but holy shit.

 

[Dnein]

My first post.. I would say be nice but we're on the farms to snark so snark if you must. That said, for all those twin absorption lovers, this post came up in my snooping and it was just way too unintelligible and incoherent not to share.View attachment 3620232

I didn't bother to capture it, but a recent TikTok of hers went on a rant about how she discovered a conspiracy. See, her PCP lied, she doesn't call herself PCP online, she's ... internal medicine!! And get this, she also lists subspecialties with geriatric patients. Like, pick a lane, Doc. Oh my god, it's a scandal. Victoria must be traumatized by finding out her PCP is exactly the same kind of PCP everyone else has.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

One of Dani's friends (spells too well to be Dani herself) is going after IF mind you it only has 1 follower (dani so it might actually be her?) and follows other munchie accounts

these people always tucker themselves out quickly when they realize no one cares.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I didn't bother to capture it, but a recent TikTok of hers went on a rant about how she discovered a conspiracy. See, her PCP lied, she doesn't call herself PCP online, she's ... internal medicine!!

I hope someone told her to report her doctor to the board for misrepresenting her credentials. You'd think how much these people interact with the medical system they'd figure out how it all fit together.

One of my friends is an intensivist who burned out and does primary care now. Wonder if she'd be happier with him. That Critical Care Medicine shining like a beacon for munchies.