Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

When digging your own grave its best to stop at six feet. Wonder how deep this retard will dig.

Nigga, if he deadass does reach out to even 1% of the freakshows that have threads on Animal Control ALONE, we're gonna run out of Earth for this retard to dig up.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Troons are vain creatures who believe despite failing absurdly hard as a man that they are now super important pretending to be a woman.

Having your gay white noise spam or tired meme with your name attached read by slightly someone “famous” on the internet is a highlight of life for them.

They are sad people with sad joys.

Which is really sad. As far as trans individuals go he's not that bad looking. He could probably pass as a dumpy woman in most interactions. All he has to do is not open his mouth and scream about how trans he is. He could go out and do something productive with his time. Maybe be a secretary for a dentist in good Ole London, Canada. Hell, he could be a pizza delivery driver and be way more productive.

Instead he's getting into pointless internet slap fights and somehow managing to make Transgenders look even worse.

 

[SNAFU]

What the fuck even is a keffal anyway?

I just know it was his game tag some time ago

 

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"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Hey Keffals, let us know when you get in touch with Near/Byuu, we've missed him.

 

[anionfarflung]

What the fuck even is a keffal anyway?

Kek offal.

 

[Winter]

I just know it was his game tag some time ago

According to confirmed childhood friend @Otm Shank, Keffals is short for "cock waffles"

 

[MachoMan]

Trying to organize all lolcows is like trying to organize a new Sinister Six except you have nothing but retards like Walrus and Stilt Man and shit.

 

[TokyoMeatballs]

He should use the next break to shave that dirt stache he's got poppin up

 

[Unabomber11]

Clara, Patroon Saint of Those Who Will Never Be Real Women…

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

What the fuck even is a keffal anyway?

Keffals confirmed childhood friend in this thread said it was short for "cock waffles" was made as far back in random games he played. It was partly HAHA XD SO RANDOM humor of the early 2010s and the sexual deviancy of troons.

 

[Retink]

According to confirmed childhood friend @Otm Shank, Keffals is short for "cock waffles"

Would have guessed it was "Kikes are awful" considering Lucas is a Marxist socialist and they don't have the best track record when it comes to the money lenders and bankers.

 

[0 0]

He should use the next break to shave that dirt stache he's got poppin up

I could've gone this entire stream without noticing, and now I can't stop noticing.

 

[Girl Abuser]

He's pulling the old "not explaining what she did by saying something else."


She said that Andy is a "kiwifarmer" and not addressing the Swatting tweet.


She is either some sort of muniplator or is Hasan levels of stupid.


Either one will doom the trans community if she's the "leader" against the fight of kiwi farms


Tl:dr
Keffals makes people dumber, and we are the ones who have to suffer this fate.

 

[Pee Cola]

Lolcowpalooza

I can see Keffals' set opening with his latest single "Seven Lolcow Army".

 

[themasterlurker]

She's literally Harriet Tubman! She's such an oppressed hero!
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Harriet only saved a handful of people

 

[W00K #17]

I can see Keffals' set opening with his latest single, "Seven Lolcow Army".

Headliners: Nahko, Bassnectar, and Lost Prophets

With a special comedy set by Woodie Allen

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I can see Keffals' set opening with his latest single "Seven Lolcow Army".

Steady as Xir goes,
Icky Troonp

 

[B'owl]

Lucas is sending every number that calls his number to the police.

 

[Android raptor]

Which is really sad. As far as trans individuals go he's not that bad looking. He could probably pass as a dumpy woman in most interactions. All he has to do is not open his mouth and scream about how trans he is. He could go out and do something productive with his time. Maybe be a secretary for a dentist in good Ole London, Canada. Hell, he could be a pizza delivery driver and be way more productive.

Instead he's getting into pointless internet slap fights and somehow managing to make Transgenders look even worse.

Being trans is irrelevant when you're doing creepy shit with minors. That shit is always fucked regardless of who does it or what they gender identity is.

Being creepy with minors is keffals biggest problem, and what any serious criticism should focus on.

 

[What the shit]

Keffals is reaching the bottom of the barrel to get any sort of win against KF even if he partners with a zoophile. He’s starting to act like Ralph which is hilarious because the two are drastically different in so many ways, you’d never think there’d be any similarities.