Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I wouldn't be surprised if Keffals has a preference for cheese pizza.

I mean that's obvious. Dude probably has enough of that pizza on his hard drive to put him away for a long time.

 

[Montreal Duran]

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Lucas' moobs kind of remind me of what a woman's breast look like when shes laying down, except his are in a constant state of being pushed back to his armpits, laying down or not.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

CONGRATULATIONS KEFFALS!!! Your thread is now 3 times as large as Destiny's thread!!!

Reminder you will never be a woman or Italian and if you weren't so hell bent on destroying children's lives and actually shut up you wouldn't have made it this far!

Edit: Darn it I retardedly spelled Lucas's stupid username wrong by accident.

 

[Fartatron64]

Lucas' moobs kind of remind me of what a woman's breast look like when shes laying down, except his are in a constant state of being pushed back to his armpits, laying down or not.

in those findom videos he looks like a potato trying to fit into a tiny bag

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Updating the goal constantly is just such a scumbag move, it's amazing how many idjiots are falling for it.

Lucas referred to it as a cap earlier, so maybe he’s just that dumb and doesn’t realize that the money can go past the goal. Or he’s an honorary Jew who is money hungry.

 

[CarlosDanger]

We don't have anything to worry about, the mother cunucking police are paying attention to kiwifarms.com. The amount of desperation coming off this tranny for clicks, and money is really pathetic, might be even worse than the tranch.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Lucas' moobs kind of remind me of what a woman's breast look like when shes laying down, except his are in a constant state of being pushed back to his armpits, laying down or not.

That's obesity for you.

 

[TV's Adam West]

This somehow only gets worse and worse.
I'm not happy.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Lucas referred to it as a cap earlier, so maybe he’s just that dumb and doesn’t realize that the money can go past the goal. Or he’s an honorary Jew who is money hungry.

Even if it's a cap he's still a money hungry honorary Jew. Unless he really splurges there ain't no way he needs to spend 100k on legal fees.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Lucas referred to it as a cap earlier, so maybe he’s just that dumb and doesn’t realize that the money can go past the goal. Or he’s an honorary Jew who is money hungry.

If he takes the money and DFEs I might just have to clap.

 

[My Name is Mud]

We don't have anything to worry about, the mother cunucking police are paying attention to kiwifarms.com.

Quick, someone buy that domain and make it redirect to https://www.keffals.gg/

 

[Pee Cola]

If he takes the money and DFEs I might just have to clap.

Keffals wouldn't DFE for a measly $100k. Attention is worth more to him than money.

 

[RatCake]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Donald Trump is going to join hands with Lucas?

 

[Markass the Worst]

If he takes the money and DFEs I might just have to clap.

That would be too smart of him. Like all lolcows he'll never learn his lesson and won't shut the fuck up.

 

[D_Tractor]

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This is one of the protests of history.
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lol good luck faggots. Bad things happen to people who protest tech companies.

 

[Sprate Header]

Quick, someone buy that domain and make it redirect to https://www.keffals.gg/

Nah, redirect it to this thread's OP

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

I always thought new and fresh lolcows were hard to come by. Perhaps I was wrong! I will be monitoring this sentient freakshow with valiant enthusiasm!

Same. I thought that everyone else was tame compared to CWC and Terry Davis. I guess I was wrong.
Even the Kero saga was not this loony.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Lucas can use that extra cash to pay Quasi so he'll have Fatricks loyalty for the Jihad

 

[B'owl]

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I've always wanted to see the full videos out of curosity.

 

[Winter]

I've always wanted to see the full videos out of curosity.

They're in the OP