Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Reminder to the police reading this thread:
The only reasoning you are reading this is because your department got blackmailed from keffals
He hates you.
He thinks you are a bastard yet you are his little bitch made to read this thread
YOU are wasting your time reading autistic internet drama forum thread (where most people dont even live in Canada) when you could be stopping and investigating something real.
Extremely sad.
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So lucas, is it all cops are bastards, or you need to protect yourself now that you are in danger. How the hell can someone double think THIS hard.

 

[Blanche]

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Homie at least learn how to sit like a woman, yikes.

 

[Sealbaby]

The swinging rope will save you Lucas, it will set you free. Once you kick that chair, once your neck sways from side to side as your spine breaks and your diaphragm is crushed, you will find the peace you seek.

He’s going to burn in the lake of fire. But in the instant before his soul passes to Hell, he will know peace. Then his rotten sinful body will burn for eternity.

calm down
nobody cares about your bargain bin Oswald Spengler-isms

 

[Gabber Evangelion]

Someone better be clipping that quote where Keffals says he feels bad for Hitler.

There you go

 

[Shpongoolio Trismegistus]

Peace be upon the farms for this thread. This man is an absolute menace to civilization and in any sane society he would be castrated, forced to wear women's clothes as humiliation, and locked inside a small cubicle whilst the public were allowed to watch the inside of his cell through a camera until his death.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

So lucas, is it all cops are bastards, or you need to protect yourself now that you are in danger. How the hell can someone double think THIS hard.

He will come up with something. They usually come up with "at the systems level I hate them but..." or "I am fine using unequal power structures...."
If mental gymnastics were an Olympic sport, Keffals would take home the gold.

 

[B'owl]

They're in the OP

Oh my god.

 

[A Sunset]

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She just revealed her editor "Isabelle's" email address on stream. Great job on opsec.

"I'm not deleting the vod"

Holy shit, this nigger is retarded. How many leaks and fuck-ups is that today? This faggot is going to crack under the scrutiny constantly while simultaneously doubling down over and over.

Is Keffals Ethan Ralph’s spirit animal?

Keffals, you’re a fucking retard and a degenerate grifter, who uses your protected status to prey on underage kids in your discord and lash out at women. Keep flailing around for everyone‘s entertainment, though!

 

[PaladinBoo]

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God his tits are so repulsive looking. Those are not the tits of a woman. I call bullshit on Lucas saying he fooled men into thinking he is a natal woman. The men he slept with have to have been drunk off their ass to think the weirdo they took home from the bar was a true and honest woman.

 

[Scumsucker]

Even if it's a cap he's still a money hungry honorary Jew. Unless he really splurges there ain't no way he needs to spend 100k on legal fees.

Yea she fucking does need AT THE VERY LEAST 100k. The far right state
Of Canada is literally genociding transfolx like they did the native folx, this woman has an entire fascist state against her.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Holy shit, this nigger is retarded. How many leaks and fuck-ups is that today? This faggot is going to crack under the scrutiny constantly while simultaneously doubling down over and over.

There is a part of me that wonders if this is intentional. Either to publish a list of e-mails who "harassed" the editor, or if there is some kind of retarded plan. That being said, we are a forum that has strict rules against contacting lolcows, but still.
It seems too convenient...

 

[Retink]

Is Keffals Ethan Ralph’s spirit animal?

He really does remind me of Ralph.

 

[Friend Drazha]

That would also be funny, but imagine this - Lucas keeps saying what an evil site KiwiFarms is, so then his trusty zoomer fans go check out what the fuss is about, and by going to kiwifarms.com they are greeted by Lucas' own site

Then a few things could happen, depending on what path the zoomie takes:

1. Zoomer decide to cope, bury their heads and shill even more money to Keffals, desperate to earn the attention of their troon kween (or is it king? Did Lucas chopped off his genitals or is he just taking HRT?)

OR

2. Zoomer starts asking questions on stream to CONFIRM their DENIAL...only to get auto-identified as a KF raider and get banned 4 life.

Which then leads to either two things by itself

2.1. They simply hop onto another Breadtuber, most likely Vaush, and continue shilling for someone else

OR

2.2. Join KiwiFarms out of spite and go against every mannerism of the site (gets emotional, coping & seething, starts fights etc) until they get laughed like the retard they are

From 2.2, we get two things:

2.2.1. They start doing their own shit and inevitably become a lolcow themselves

OR

2.2.2. Realize that there are a lot of other things in life way, WAY more important than being a terminally online retard, thus they turn off their device for the first time in who knows how long...and start LIVING.

And when they get their lives in order, maybe return to all of this after a couple of years and laugh at their former retarded self.

I mean, sure, it's like 1 in a million that 2.2.2. happens, but I like to be optimistic, y'know?

 

[WhoBusTank69]

There is a part of me that wonders if this is intentional. Either to publish a list of e-mails who "harassed" the editor, or if there is some kind of retarded plan. That being said, we are a forum that has strict rules against contacting lolcows, but still.
It seems too convenient...

I'm leaning towards it being a mistake that he just doesn't want to walk back, mostly because this was his grift stream to epic own the Kiwi Farms. I don't think his editor will appreciate it though.

 

[Dirty Larry]

Peace be upon the farms for this thread. This man is an absolute menace to civilization and in any sane society he would be castrated, forced to wear women's clothes as humiliation, and locked inside a small cubicle whilst the public were allowed to watch the inside of his cell through a camera until his death.

Is this supposed to be a punishment or a reward for Lucas?

 

[Lost In Orbit]

To Keffals and his enablers:

Watching a fat, ugly Canadian man who thinks he's a woman blunder and flail about as he tries desperately to grift a career out of the controversy from selling drugs to kids has legitimately been one of the funniest things I've watched unfold in years. Every single day I log in and find another 50 pages of hilarity to read through. Other cows could go months between such incidents, but for you it's every day.

You are the gift that keeps on giving. If it wasn't for the fact that you were an actual meanace who is a genuine danger to vulnerable teenagers, I'd wish that you could stick around forever for us to laugh at.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

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She just revealed her editor "Isabelle's" email address on stream. Great job on opsec.

"I'm not deleting the vod"

Doesn't even matter if he would, I have it already.

 

[B'owl]

Holy shit, this nigger is retarded. How many leaks and fuck-ups is that today? This faggot is going to crack under the scrutiny constantly while simultaneously doubling down over and over.

Is Keffals Ethan Ralph’s spirit animal?

Keffals, you’re a fucking retard and a degenerate grifter, who uses your protected status to prey on underage kids in your discord and lash out at women. Keep flailing around for everyone‘s entertainment, though!

I expect Kefflas to dox himself soon

 

[Sammich]

The job of the police is to protect people, include unpleasant people. I would expect them to protect Keffals with the same vigor that they protect Lauren Southern or other lolcows. Anti-cop people are always just immature teens or mental midgets.

tell that to tony timpa, duncan lemp, and tons of others killed by cops. Oh wait, maybe tell their families they are "immature teens or mental midgets" you thin blue line cocksucker.

 

[A Sunset]

He really does remind me of Ralph.

1. Obsessive crusade against Jersh Moon
2. Unable to ever back down, eternally doubles down
3. Braindead subhuman paypigs
4. Obsessed with haters
5. Obsessed with attention
6. Egotistical and sensitive, cannot ever apologize or admit wrongdoing
7. Chronic hypocrite
8. Terminally online, friendless
9. Fat and ugly
10. Similar penis size

> Ethan Ralph is my spirit animal. Any vunerable, underage teens want to cut their dicks off and take HRT?