Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[stalkerchild]

So despite the fact that his promotion of his own thread is the reason so much of this stuff has happened, he is going to try to get other cows to do the same thing and bring more attention to there own posts, which there fans may or may not even know exists.

I mean, ok, sure. It's the dumbest thing any of these people could do, but I suppose they wouldn't have a thread if they had any self awareness anyway.

At this point, Josh should just go directly to a 10GB line instead of playing around with a 2nd GB because that is going to drive an insane amount of traffic .

 

[grumble_bum]

He really does remind me of Ralph.

It's because their only way of winning against the farms is by hiding where they are at all times.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

There is a part of me that wonders if this is intentional. Either to publish a list of e-mails who "harassed" the editor, or if there is some kind of retarded plan. That being said, we are a forum that has strict rules against contacting lolcows, but still.
It seems too convenient...

At this point I'm pretty much convinced someone smarter than Keffals is helping them out right now, probably someone in the 101st Dickless telegram chat Lucas is so proud of being a member of.

It's been a very canny "no bad publicity" strategy, the canny aspect I do not believe Keffals is smart enough to carry out without someone else providing a script of sorts.

Not that I think the mistakes are intentional, I think they aren't, but how he responds to the mistakes after the fact speaks to the scripting since he keeps turning these massive Ls into upwards failure, and it's mathematically impossible for that to be luck by now. Lucas will of course claim this was all "part of his plan" but we know that shit ain't true, given that farmers found basically all of Keffals life prior to him getting Destiny banned from Twitch where he's demonstrated none of this canny-ness prior.

 

[The Line]

I was inspired by the DIY wigglers in this thread and made some.

Transparent lineart of the original is below, so knock yourself out.

 

[veri]

Felt the need to clip.
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Dude literally wants to create the Avengers but with modern-day freakshow exhibits.

i think @Null should join, he gets bullied a lot here for his mental condition and he has a thread as well

 

[My Name is Mud]

i think @Null should join, he gets bullied a lot here for his mental condition and he has a thread as well

He is a transwoman after all, according to Lucas.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

At this point I'm pretty much convinced someone smarter than Keffals is helping them out right now, probably someone in the 101st Dickless telegram chat Lucas is so proud of being a member of.

It's been a very canny "no bad publicity" strategy, the canny aspect I do not believe Keffals is smart enough to carry out without someone else providing a script of sorts.

Not that I think the mistakes are intentional, I think they aren't, but how he responds to the mistakes after the fact speaks to the scripting since he keeps turning these massive Ls into upwards failure, and it's mathematically impossible for that to be luck by now. Lucas will of course claim this was all "part of his plan" but we know that shit ain't true, given that farmers found basically all of Keffals life prior to him getting Destiny banned from Twitch where he's demonstrated none of this canny-ness prior.

He has to have gotten some kind out outside help, He is simply out of his league at this point. This is going to scratch main stream if if goes any further in scope. I hope it does to bring to light all that Keffals has done.

 

[LikeAStone]

Spoiler: For the Wigglers <3

 

[cuntcontrol]

He announces he’s gone into hiding, details the plan behind him hiding, tells the entire twitfag sphere about this thread and then gets surprised when he gets doxxed and more attention brought to it. Lol.

 

[Meltryllis]

I'm too much of a newfag to know if there's any easier way to track this, but I've been keeping an eye on the views on this thread from my watched tab for a while now, and I've just noticed this tick over.

We've hit 4 million views, congrats everyone! Keffals wishes he could get that many on his own content.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Late, but I still don’t get the point of this. They’re treating this person as a kitten, but not as a real woman.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I’m just going to put the below image here.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

tell that to tony timpa, duncan lemp, and tons of others killed by cops. Oh wait, maybe tell their families they are "immature teens or mental midgets" you thin blue line cocksucker.

Ok, they are mental midgets. Running from uniformed officers towards a gun during a 4:30AM raid is a mental midget move. Timpa resisted heavily as well and was off his fucking meds, not even a civil court (which has a much lower standard of evidence than criminal court) could find wrongdoing.

Now lets get back to talking about Keffals and other retards like him.

 

[Super Guido]

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Late, but I still don’t get the point of this. They’re treating this person as a kitten, but not as a real woman.

Troons want special treatment. They don't actually wanna be treated as the opposite sex.

 

[New Account]

PSA for Black twitter: Keffals uses wiggler instead of nigger. No reason keffals should be using words with double g.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I can't figure out whether or not Lucas has realized that the other troons are more eager for him to join the 41% than we are. Literally everybody is hoping that he kills himself, yet out of sheer arrogance he keeps making things worse. He's smart enough to know better, but his ego won't let him recognize what's happening. This is what it looks like when internet fame eats a person alive. What a sight. Wow.

 

[Kulee Baba]

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Dude literally wants to create the Avengers but with modern-day freakshow exhibits.

They should make a rally song!

Now I want South Park versions of Keffals, Ethan Ralph, and Chris Chan.

 

[Dread First]

تم کبھی عورت نہیں بنو گے۔

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[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

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I will never understand why people think they are so important in a niche field. "I am the top 20 influencer among cloud computing nerds"
Nobody cares, most companies do not care. Your iphone was made in a factory of chinese child slaves, your shirt was made by a 6 year old pakistani kid hired by GAP, and your twitter account is being run on the same servers that host child porn to the point that the FBI had to get involved.
Companies will just go with the cheapest and most reliable option, 80% of places with ddos protection choose cloudflare because they have a quality service.