Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Or I'm autistic and optimistic
You are since most normies still won't say the dreaded N word or other slurs and a lot aren't used to forum culture and posting. But it's still a good thing to be optimistic about, as you can tell by the number of guest being ~3x the number of users here at peak American hours. They may not post but they do look & learn.
 
SHOCKING NEWS ALERT: STEVE WILLIAMS CHIEF OF THE ONTARIO LONDON POLICE IS A FAGGOT! WANTS TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY TROONS, IN AGENDA TO MODERNIZE POLICE FORCE.

"London’s incoming police chief says he wants to modernize the force, steer it in a progressive direction and prioritize the mental health of his officers."

"Williams highlighted modernizing the force and promoting mental health as two pillars of his administration, saying he’ll reveal more of his plan once a permanent leadership team is in place."

Guys how will the mental health of officers be effected by reading all this hateful content? Did you consider that? The Ontario London police are pussies they cant handle hateful graffiti and now you make them spend hours reading schizophrenic, and hate filled rants against troons? Steve Williams is going to have to pay for therapy after this. This progressive mentally weak police force must have Josh Moon on edge!

Link: https://lfpress.com/news/local-news/deputy-chief-steve-williams-named-londons-new-top-cop/
Archive: https://archive.ph/tAdpM
London is a shithole and its only claim to fame is having a university for spoiled rich kids (Western)

Not surprised they are sperging out.
 
Have you seen his eyes and teeth? Lucas is very clearly visiting his local Tyrone for blow and fetty laced meth.
I wish. At least half of that is good old fashioned shit hygiene and estrogen aging you prematurely if male.
He is totally the type to self medicate on that shit, to wash away the reality he is an ugly, disliked and mentally ill man ,with an axe wound between his legs. A monument to where his dick was.
From what has been reported, he was supposedly using some of his stolen money from the Canadian Communists on Oxycodone. I wouldn't be surprised if he got into it from surgery or just for shits and giggles (he is impulsive and constantly looking for something to fill his life with), and probably had the excess sweet tooth & dry mouth from it rotting his teeth.
 
I’d be concerned though precisely because Keffals has media support. He’s already gotten a glowing introduction in the Washington Post. In the event of a legal battle, I suspect that even more journalists from “respectable” outlets would back him.

This would add pressure on Cloudfare. If Keffals can generate enough attention to make this a National news story(or even close) then you might see the WAPO and NYT joining in against you and Kiwifarms.

I don’t think he’ll get that level of exposure, but he’s clearly banking on media support and a social media mob overwhelming you and the farms.

Which is…mildly concerning.
The problem is that you really don’t have to dig very deep to see what a nasty piece of work keffals is, and how vile the people who hang out with him are. He’s exactly the kind of troon you don’t want the movement associated with. If I were a journo, I’d stay the fuck away.
 
The problem is that you really don’t have to dig very deep to see what a nasty piece of work keffals is, and how vile the people who hang out with him are. He’s exactly the kind of troon you don’t want the movement associated with. If I were a journo, I’d stay the fuck away.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch were media darlings and git a lot of money... until the novelty wore off. Now they're down to troons, under 100 alpacas, barely any money for their GoGriftMes, and have an occasional fluff piece written on them.
 
I was inspired by the DIY wigglers in this thread and made some.
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I have to the best of my ability removed the dead eyes and hair from the wriggler for shitposters to do what shitposters do.
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Edit: Late I should catch up on before I start posting shit @Kendall Motor Oil back at page 1073 did it before me but I'll leave it up
 
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These faggots again with "the Kiwi Farms users did this", "they're so scared right now". There's nearly a thousand actives on here and 3000 lurkers. I can only imagine the US evening timezones the number of actives is even higher.

But any pushback on Twitter (i.e. not here) is always conflated with a majority of the sites userbase. It's one of the most disingenious criticisms of this place that I'll never not get annoyed by because of how obviously untrue it is - even if you were a completely neutral obcerver. Doubly so in-fact since there's no way to tie a Twitter sperg to an account here - so literally anyone calling them a faggot on Twitter becomes "Kiwifarms users are harrassing me".

It will always be a lose-lose with people like this. Best is to whether the storm out. I'm sure Josh has a plan if these people's screeching actually get's anything done this time.
 
He wants to be special so he claims to be Italian.
Yeah, sure, Italian. Most likely one of those wannabe "Italians" who does think Italians have stolen the Pizza recipe from New York.
I like that the worst possible insult one Germanic can level at another is implying that they can’t get their trains to run on time.
You're skiing like a German! Now that's an insult!
Lucas paranoia will make him move out of London, thinking the entire city is full of evil kiwifarmers
But it is! London, Ontario is the secret HQ of Kiwi Farms and it's worldwide operating secret PMC "The Troon Hunters"
Get out there as long as you can, Kefalls
I'm currently in a standoff with canadian police, please pray for me. I have slaughtered the first wave but they are airdropping hundreds of new officers each day, I don't know how much longer I can keep going.

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That picture exactly looks like I always imagined a stand off with the Canadian Police.
You: Do you like some tea while we're standing here?
Copper: Oh yes, that's nice.
You: Maybe a scone?
Copper: *munch munch* delicious. Let's say we stand here for another hour and then I call in for support, the guys need to taste these scones.
 
The police are probably in limbo at the moment.
Arrest the Rat King, or Arrest anyone vaguely related to kiwi farms in the area to soothe the tranny gestapo.
Or you know, probably nothing, Canadian police have no spine.
 
I’d be concerned though precisely because Keffals has media support. He’s already gotten a glowing introduction in the Washington Post. In the event of a legal battle, I suspect that even more journalists from “respectable” outlets would back him.

This would add pressure on Cloudfare. If Keffals can generate enough attention to make this a National news story(or even close) then you might see the WAPO and NYT joining in against you and Kiwifarms.

I don’t think he’ll get that level of exposure, but he’s clearly banking on media support and a social media mob overwhelming you and the farms.

Which is…mildly concerning.
In spite of the media support, I believe Keffals is way too much of a impuslive grifter and also a pussy with control freak tendencies, reaching the heights Vordrak got is unlikely.
 
Day 1 Under Siege

I couldn’t sleep last night. Every time I closed my eyes I felt a strange male presence watching me, buck teeth glowing in the troon light. And the dreams of a hundred really sad narcissistic people surrounding me, coming for me. One wanted to show me all his cringey underage animu art, one ranted about being a Jewish Virginian widow and kept calling me goyim, one sweated and smiled dead eyed at me as he offered his specially prepared dark pepperoni. When I awoke not twenty minutes later I tried calming down then I felt something next to me in bed, and an empty bottle of maker‘s mark and pills lay by my head.

I know my life is in danger. The demented VERY MALE troll will dox me. Then everyone will know I don’t like groomers and pedophiles. Oh no. Not that.
 
Lucas is not a likeable or sympathetic person, regardless of how much Twitter trannies and jorunos try to make him out as one.

I think most of journos simping for him don't bring up things like the DIY HRT pushing, his Discord, or his general conduct on Tiwtter, because they know that it ruins the narrative that people hate him for just being a troon (that or they're ignorant and blindly defending a troon).
Because your average person, despite what terminally online dipshits claim, isn't stupid. They can recognise someone in it for the money when they see one, especially when he associates with TMZ, which is literally dedicated to harassing and stalking celebrities, he's a retard and he doesn't realise your average person isn't a Terminally online twitter retard who'll go along with everything he says, and who'll quickly realise he's blatantly an attention whore
 
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