Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Might be late, but have you people seen the Wikipedia article for Keffals that was made yesterday?

Guaranteed Keffals or someone close to it wrote that shite.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

When the media turns on Lucas it's going to be incredible, the spergout will be Chan-esque.

Troons are a protected class, the media would never in a thousand years turn on him. They'll just stop covering him once it becomes apparent what kind of a person he really is.
(Admittedly, Lucas would probably prefer bad publicity over fading into obscurity.)

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Hi Lucas. We all know you're reading this, scouring it for "criminal threats".
You're not a woman. You're a looney.
And we are all laughing at you.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Might be late, but have you people seen the Wikipedia article for Keffals that was made yesterday?

I can't be the only one who thought this. What a weirdly specific image to use for the article.

 

[kingaeiou]

ATTENTION KEFFALS: We are KiwiFarms. We do not forgive, we do not forget. We are Legion. We have over 9000 threads, and they’re all doxxing trans folx.

also null is a repressing tranny YWNBARW

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

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I can't be the only one who thought this. What a weirdly specific image to use for the article.

I think it might be unintentional, in that they might have been wanting a pic where keffals is smiling, looks happy and alert. How he doesn't look most of the time.

 

[Autismo Supreme]

They'll just stop covering him once it becomes apparent what kind of a person he really is.

You say that as if it wasn't readily apparent if you listen to him for 5 minutes.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

You say that as if it wasn't readily apparent if you listen to him for 5 minutes.

These are journos, remember.

 

[Pliskin101]

"When growing up, Sorrenti played video games such as Team Fortress 2 and Garry's Mod using the online handle 'Keffals'."

The TF2 to tranny pipeline.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Wikipedia cannot mention anything from a 'trustworthy source', which consists of a select few whitelisted media outlets and universities that are approved of through endless WIkipedia trannyocracy.

“Here is a section about him running porn and showing his butthole.”

“We can’t accept this. HuffPost didn’t write about his butthole.”

“It is legit him in the photo showing him spreading his butthole while holding his drivers license and him writing an article about his porn site and the constant bussy stretching he does for lonely perverts on the internet!”

“Yeah, but HuffPost didn’t write about it!!”

Wikipedia has legit the most retarded system ran by autismos ever.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

When the media turns on Lucas it's going to be incredible, the spergout will be Chan-esque.

They will absolutely turn on him 100% they always do. All the troons have the myopic mindset of being constantly covered in a positive light 24/7. They overshoot their boundaries and always fall on a sword. It's always when the media stop covering them because they want constant attention. Lucas' audience isn't that big so it can collapse quicker than he thinks.

For someone obsessed with optics Lucas does not understand optics and its intricacies.

That wiki is so retarded, also Lucas moving once a week to protect your fee fees, I don't think Lucas understands Ontario renting system.

All that needs to happen is for some skeletons in his closet to come to light. Public opinion would switch so fast and he'd find himself in the crosshairs of everybody.

And then it would all blow over because people have limited memories when it comes to things like this.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

So, in the span of the past day, Mucus has declared war on the KF (lol good luck with that), got his TMZ interview infiltrated by trolls because his dumb ass left his Zoom ID on a public stream for everyone to see, and has defended a person who literally fucks dead animals. My God. I think we have reached the Nirvana of lolcowdom. There's literally nowhere to go but down.

 

[Evilronald]

I was wondering who keffals reminded me of and then I realized it: he’s just like Elizabeth Holmes, except he’s pretending to be a woman with his voice and she’s pretending to be a man with hers. I present to you kiwifarms: two liars trying to pretend to be the sex they are not and lying to a gullible member of the media who questions none of the story.

 

[Evilronald]

So, in the span of the past day, Mucus has declared war on the KF (lol good luck with that), got his TMZ interview infiltrated by trolls because his dumb ass left his Zoom ID on a public stream for everyone to see, and has defended a person who literally fucks dead animals. My God. I think we have reached the Nirvana of lolcowdom. There's literally nowhere to go but down.

I disagree, Keffals has the normie establishment backing him. We’re in complete clown world and it’s only a matter of time until a political or media figure rushes to his defense. We’re in a post-truth era and any member of the victim class can make up demonstrable lies and get away with it. Keffals is like a knockoff Jussie Smollet. I think it’s highly suspicious that this “swatting” incident happened right as the thread started cooling off and he got boring.

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

I think it's funny how I and other members that are active on this thread, are automatically bitch less, conservative incels.
No Keffals, I am just an actual woman that wishes I could send my future kids to school without worrying about creeps like you sending them drugs.

You are also just fun to laugh at, and I dislike you greatly.

 

[What the shit]

Keffals has thrown around the word a-log/a-logging so much that it's lost its meaning and that's quite upsetting.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I have to the best of my ability removed the dead eyes and hair from the wriggler for shitposters to do what shitposters do.
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Edit: Late I should catch up on before I start posting shit @Kendall Motor Oil back at page 1073 did it before me but I'll leave it up

The left side of yours looks more consistent. People should use this one.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I disagree, Keffals has the normie establishment backing him. We’re in complete clown world and it’s only a matter of time until a political or media figure rushes to his defense. We’re in a post-truth era and any member of the victim class can make up demonstrable lies and get away with it. Keffals is like a knockoff Jussie Smollet. I think it’s highly suspicious that this “swatting” incident happened right as the thread started cooling off and he got boring.

Oh I know, I meant that his level of dumb, self-righteous, destructive douchebaggery I don't think has been surpassed by any other lolcow on this website (at least to my knowledge). It just makes me wonder, what the Hell kinda screw-up he's gonna do next? That's what I meant by "there’s nowhere to go but down".

 

[The Lawgiver]

any kiwis want to crash the supposed protest in sanfran? im down for some irl trolling

The glow of the three letter agency so bright you can see it from the mountains on mars.

"When growing up, Sorrenti played video games such as Team Fortress 2 and Garry's Mod using the online handle 'Keffals'."

The TF2 to tranny pipeline.

Tf2 and gmod's online up until circa a few years ago when they got flooded with bots were full of people with N word usernames, drunk shitposters that pretend to rape people by rapid crouching by them and going "HrHRHrhHRHRM", and generally mass amounts of stupid funny vulgarity. I have no idea how such communities keep churning out people like keffals.

 

[Butwhythough]

So I'm back from being detained from the Canadian police, who knew they had such a far reaching jurisdiction. We had a good time ate pizza with Canadian bacon on it, watched a few John Candy movies, they love John Candy up there. I didn't need a lawyer, I just used the dindu nuffin defense. Worked out flawlessly. So I'll say it Lucas got me, it's over kiwi sisters.