Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

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Went to the grocery store today to do some shopping for the week and what did I happen to come across? A troon in it's larval stage. A fucking 10-year old boy in a dress. Seriously. An obviously male child with a super fucked up hairdo, wearing a one-piece knee length dress. He was accompanied by his parents (intact family, I know, shocking) consisting of a big doughy 30-something white dude and his mom, a shorter, plump white bitch who was no doubt responsible for this gender-muchausen-by-proxy. Kid's body language told me he wasn't well, and I felt awful for him. His life from here on out is gonna be hell, manufactured by his family (probably driven by his mom) Gas all middle class white women.
 
I saw what was either a black guy with huge jiggly tits yesterday or a ftm who wasn't passing very well but either way I was disturbed
I know it's been discussed before, but it bears repeating. Nogger joggers and asians "pass" more easily than any race because of how fucked their testosterone levels are on opposing ends of the scale. I myself have also seen some joggers who set off my troondar instantly, but I couldn't tell if they were TIMs or TIFs.
 
Had the displeasure to be served by one of these creatures at Olive Garden yesterday. Totally fucked up my mothers birthday party.

He was clearly a man; from the grimy five o clock shadow on his face to his adams apple, but kept putting on this incredibly obnoxious falsetto. Had his hair ass length and tied in the back (dyed ketchup red because of course it was). Would throw the word "hun" or "dearie" at the end of virtually every sentence he uttered. Kept pushing his way into my private conversation with my fucking family to add in his own commentary. Literally said "but hey we girls are just like that aren't we" at one point.

I could barely choke down my shitty fucking overpriced italian garbage it was so annoying. Paid $98 for the privilege of having some nasty ass pervert harass my relatives for an hour. Next year we'll just go to fucking McDs.
Go to a Mexican restaurant next time I have yet to see a Troon at a Mexican restaurant. Considering most Mexicans are disgusted by them.
 
I was at a gas station in the city and I saw what looked like a femboy or mtf (couldn’t tell) staring at me when I got out of my truck. He was on the sidewalk on his phone (probably on discord). I went inside got a fountain drink and got out. The “femboy” was still there but was now near my truck. I just got in reversed out and got out of there. I looked at my mirror and saw that he was looking back. I’m a guy btw, which is what confused me on why a femboy is interested in me. I wonder if he was one of Fuentes’s catboys 85882F55-2B06-4CEB-902C-01E021C5428B.jpeg
 
I was at a gas station in the city and I saw what looked like a femboy or mtf (couldn’t tell) staring at me when I got out of my truck. He was on the sidewalk on his phone (probably on discord). I went inside got a fountain drink and got out. The “femboy” was still there but was now near my truck. I just got in reversed out and got out of there. I looked at my mirror and saw that he was looking back. I’m a guy btw, which is what confused me on why a femboy is interested in me.View attachment 3632492

He wanted you as his master, to crush his bussy on the daily. You just failed to pick up on the signs.
 
I’m a guy btw, which is what confused me on why a femboy is interested in me. I wonder if he was one of Fuentes’s catboys
The gays despise fembois, so if he was that... Probably just desperate for some dick, as no one else on Grindr tolerates him.
They are known to having unrealistic standards, as in. They despise every other femboi and wouldn't fuck them, but they need a macho man to feed their dainty little egos.
 
I was at a gas station in the city and I saw what looked like a femboy or mtf (couldn’t tell) staring at me when I got out of my truck. He was on the sidewalk on his phone (probably on discord). I went inside got a fountain drink and got out. The “femboy” was still there but was now near my truck. I just got in reversed out and got out of there. I looked at my mirror and saw that he was looking back. I’m a guy btw, which is what confused me on why a femboy is interested in me. I wonder if he was one of Fuentes’s catboysView attachment 3632492
You should have bumped into him with your truck and made it look like an accident.
 
You're more likely to see them openly crossdress if they're in a store or an area that is more leaning towards their politics. Go into a store like a natural grocer and you'll find the neighborhood loons.

Most notable one myself was a man who was working at a Sonic who mid-day comes out wearing a truly obscene amount of make-up with exceptional levels of detail. BRIGHT pink lips that transitioned to a lighter shade near the corners of his mouth, same deal with his eyeshadow. Genuine immaculate levels of make-up work. Just basic ass side-fade hair with a very thumb-headed man face.

I wish I had the gall to take a picture of him but there's no subtle or non-confrontational way to just go 'Hey freakshow lemme take a picture to mock later'. Also he had my food in his hands and that's asking for some spit or for it to get tossed to the ground. What confused me is why he'd be in all this make-up while delivering food to vehicles before returning to the grease-soaked air of a fast food joint kitchen.
My Whole Foods is also riddled with troons, but they're the nice ones who aren't societal menaces. The worst troons are the crack-smoking, filthy, stinking, hairy, sloppily and scantility dressed and entitled pigs who will push around real women for lulz. The troon I mentioned the other night, when I took a knee to look him in the eye that his nurse was busy with a very sick little girl, reponded, "Fuck that little girl," because the fat pig cared about his own desire to eat more than a CISSCUM LIFE. This attitude isn't unknown one among non-troons, nor are all troons that way (and I count some of them among not just colleagues, but personal friends I love and trust), but guess what? Shitty troons are the exception, not the rule. And when you have created a society that can't address troons being abusive pieces of human garbage, you create spaces like this one that won't always be kind or reasonable.
 
Went to a pretty high end zoo while visiting some family and a troon took our entry tickets.
Ngl didn't even really notice until he spoke (as I was paying 0 attention and chatting with a friend), and then it was a light switch flipped and insta-clocked him.

His hair was a fucking mess and dyed either at the bottom, or he grew it out and never bothered to upkeep it (I honestly couldn't tell which he was going for, he was genuinely grungy and gross looking) but what really got me was how hunched over he was, probably trying to appear smaller. But he just looked so defeated, like he was trying to hide himself to the best of his ability. and the look in his eyes when he noticed me noticing him was pathetic.
He was obviously so fucking ashamed I have no idea why he even attempted to present female. Also his Addams apple was bigger than a turkeys waddle.
My friend was also wearing his kiwi shirt so I hope he fucking recognized it

Then as we got in a tiny ass ftm-let tried to ask if we wanted pictures taken. And then one of the first exhibits we saw had a plaque describing how bugs are the food of the future and are yummy and nutritious 🙃 :deagleleft:
 
Shitty troons are the exception, not the rule. And when you have created a society that can't address troons being abusive pieces of human garbage, you create spaces like t
Dude, just accept that it's an junkie; an lot of them get that way when they can't get their fix.
 
He wanted you as his master, to crush his bussy on the daily. You just failed to pick up on the signs.
Dios mio
The gays despise fembois, so if he was that... Probably just desperate for some dick, as no one else on Grindr tolerates him.
They are known to having unrealistic standards, as in. They despise every other femboi and wouldn't fuck them, but they need a macho man to feed their dainty little egos.
I’m not surprised the gays don’t like femboys. The only people I see that want femboys are bi
You should have bumped into him with your truck and made it look like an accident.
I care about my truck enough to not make it come in contact with a femboy. And catch the car version of monkey pox. The only reason why it probably wanted me because, some people think truck owners are “manly”. He’ll probably get lucky with some closeted fag in a diesel truck
 
Trying to buy a new recliner, walking around this warehouse full of overpriced junk and about to give up and leave when a little boy about 11 years old pipes up behind me, "can I help you find anything?"

I turn around to see what kind of child would impersonate a furniture store employee and see a FTM about 5'3 and 250 lbs. Of course.
 
spotted this afternoon, leaving an inner-city supermarket in northern England: a zero-effort fiveheaded 50ish troon with Eric Morecambe glasses, a long straggly unwashed balding moptop and melon tits courtesy of plastic surgery
your man managed to provoke the primeval disgust and uncanny valley reactions at the same time, which is quite impressive in a very grim way
 
2 Troon Tuesday Wednesday:

1. Cruella DeVille: Obese, waddling/lumbering fellow in a spinny skirt, with enormous obviously removable fake tits stuffed into his too-tight blouse just below the chin. Black and white wig stolen from some Disney themed Halloween bash topped off the look.

2. Castleton Troon: Escapee from the band America wearing garish tights under a pair of booty shorts. By the face and mullet, could have been this guy's brother:

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Have a new sighting: he (a MtF troon) used to be a coworker.
Used to boast about all his accomplishments, never wore a fucking bra so I had to see his fake tits all the fucking time through his shirts (which were thin) and basically never interacted with anyone. Like Ever.
Checked his social media, full of kinky shit. Wasn't surprised at all.
Today I learned that he was fired because would take 3h to answer anyone (we work from home) and when he did answer, didn't finish any of his tasks. Didn't upload the archives on cloud storage, didn't talk with clients, nothing.
Now me and my coworkers are working overtime to fix the mess he left behind.

Fucking troons man, thinking the world will bend to their will just because they are chopping off their dicks.
 
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