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Unless Liz explicitly mentions Keffals, please post all Liz-related drama in his thread. Similarly, any mentions by Liz regarding the "#dropkiwifarms" movement should similarly go into this thread as well as his own. Any post which is a mixture of the three should be shared in each appropriate thread.

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It’s so strange. Lucas normally loves attention, and tweets about every negative interaction or percieved slight. Yet, I haven’t seen a single reaction on his account, despite Jim doing a dedicated stream to him, and going into great detail.

Keffels knows who Jim is, Jim is a documented enemy, and at this point Keffels knows Jim’s associations and history for sure.

It’s so strange that Lucas hasn’t responded in any way. Jim would be such a great enemy for attention and grifting shekels.

Could it be…..that Lucas is too much a bitch-made pussy to fight with Jim? Does cowardly Lucas fear the scary cancer man? LMAO what a dickless, spineless fat faggot.

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They're probably getting tired. It's just how it is, energy is limited, you start off ready to slap everyone but as energy is spent and the fight gets drawn out you start to pick your fights more and more and fall into a routinely auto-fight mode to conserve energy.
 
also probably the fact that Byuu has not appeared anywhere online for the past year, if keffals just disappeared for a whole year this thread would be dead instantly. Ill give that emulator fag this, he somehow was able to attempt to DFE and then fake a death, leading to a twitter meltdown in his name
Personally I still wonder if Hector/marcan killed him for the $100k+ hoard he was supposedly sitting on and was hoping that by now people would have just stopped asking questions and blamed the evil kiwis.
 
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I know Keffals’ stanky amhole has been a subject of discussion in this thread but, in celebration of everyone’s brand new achievement, I’d like to go into Islamic detail about exactly why his extra deep belly button is so rancid.

They’ve done studies and 100% of post-transition troons have a stink ditch. This is because real vaginas are acidic and have immune cells to combat bacteria and fungi. Same thing with the mouth. Even the anus produces mucus to help clear shit out so nothing has a chance to set up shop.

The skin doesn’t do so well against infection unless it’s kept clean and dry. This is why you get bed sores and bacterial infections if you stay in one position too long. This is also why you get athlete’s foot if you’re wearing shoes all the time and sweating. Fat people get bacterial/fungal growth between their fat rolls if they aren’t careful. Finally, you can even them under your dick and/or foreskin if you don’t wash it properly.

I bring this up because Keffals’ inverted penis is the worst of all worlds. It’s skin that never sees the light of day, it’s deeper than any fat roll, he can’t easily get to it with soap or antifungal medicine, and it still has sweat glands so it’s perpetually swampy. To top it all off, he was a slob pre-transition so I’m willing to bet the biomass they made his neovag with already had shit growing on it.

This means that what’s between Keffals’ legs is the perfect Petri dish for bacteria and fungi to thrive. It must constantly itch and stink. It smells worse than an athlete’s foot, the deepest fat role and the stankiest dick because at least all those things *can* be washed with soap and water. I guess he can force a little up there but if he actually scrubbed, the skin would just tear.

Keffals will never find a man to message his prostate from the front because it’s literally more vile than anal. All he can do is cope, seethe, and dilate in his own stank.
Thanks for that. I just had dinner.
 
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The thing that irks me most about this is how Lucas tries painting KF as a "far-right hate site" or some shit when there are plenty of right wing people that have threads on here and people are brutal there as they are on threads about leftists or troons. Fuck off with this constant attempt to rewrite reality.

We're not terrorists, criminals or any of that. We laugh at people who, while doing and saying stupid shit, have god complexes and take themselves too seriously.
"Why can't I just groom minors with impunity?"
 
The doxing Battleship is funny. Like nigga wtf, if this actually bothers you then go set up in a different room. Shia LeBouf's "He Will Not Divide Us" showed how any group of >10 people can find a flag in a field as long as they can cross reference star maps and flight patterns of major American Airlines. At this point, I'm more likely to believe that Keffals might just be trying to get away from Canadian Feds without being aware of the Five Eyes.

It'd be funnier if Keffals was trying to find Null in Serbia or some shit. Odds are a mutilated gyspy child would rob him and then he'd get the Ralphamale foreign experience.
On that note I still find it odd lucas would flee the country to northern ireland of all places. Namely because as part of the UK it has extradition treaties with the rest of the commonwealth, so if the RCMP gets him on something with whatever they kept they can very easily have him arrested and extradited back

That said, this can easily be chalked up to 'lucas is an idiot who is too stupid to realize any of this.' The only major issue with this idea is that if they did in fact keep harddrives or whatever else that means he's under an active investigation. As such his passport should have been flagged the moment his file was put into their database as being under active investigation and therefore he shouldn't have been able to leave the country at all (that database info is shared with every airport in the country to ensure people don't try to leave the country the moment they think the cops are going to prosecute at some point) So either somebody seriously fucked up and didn't follow proper investigation procedures or they didn't keep any of his harddrives and he isn't in fact under investigation. But if thats the case I find it very odd he skipped the country and went to ireland. Thats the kind of thing you do when you expect the cops to find something. The entire situation in that regard is fucking weird
 
They're probably getting tired. It's just how it is, energy is limited, you start off ready to slap everyone but as energy is spent and the fight gets drawn out you start to pick your fights more and more and fall into a routinely auto-fight mode to conserve energy.
It would probably help if they weren't acting like William Wallace leading the charge. One thing uppity lolcows never learn is that the people laughing at them will never get tired of laughing at them, and that they shouldn't even start the fight because they will never have the longevity to carry out any meaningful action, especially when they take it this seriously.
 
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Nice blatant lie, Lucas.
A 4channer showed up to your apartment, not a kiwifarmer.

Anyone can do heinous things and say they're doing it in the name of something or someone. That doesn't mean they represent what they're claiming to do it for. Famous example: the Christchurch mosque shooter said to subscribe to Pewdiepie. That doesn't make Pewdiepie responsible for all those deaths. That dumb euromutt who showed up at Lucas' place was on doxbin detailing his plan and then on 4chan. Far as everyone knows, he has no account on here. Him and his friends probably just think they're masterminds who can commit crimes and watch from afar as the two sides tear each other apart over it.

tl;dr: that was not a KF user.
 
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The thing that irks me most about this is how Lucas tries painting KF as a "far-right hate site" or some shit when there are plenty of right wing people that have threads on here and people are brutal there as they are on threads about leftists or troons. Fuck off with this constant attempt to rewrite reality.

We're not terrorists, criminals or any of that. We laugh at people who, while doing and saying stupid shit, have god complexes and take themselves too seriously.
Can they fucking read? They bring up 8chan and TDS and how Cloudflare stopped providing services to them despite the article's point being that it wasn't their place to stop providing services to either of them and how they regret it to some extent. Fuck I hate troons.
 
He also claimed that in his ideal world children could take puberty blockers up until they're 18 and then decide to transition. Afaik this isn't true you can't give anyone puberty blockers for more than a year or 2 and just delay puberty until 18 and expect puberty to just go as normal. I haven't found a single study that can back up his assertions, and he's supposedly a chemist.
This is extremely late but since I hate myself so much, I decided to try watching Rekieta's Drunken Dunkin' on Duncan livestream. If there was ever a person who fully encapsulated the pretentious, unbearably sanctimonious smarminess of your average midwit predditor, it would be this guy. Holy shit, it was like witnessing a reddit post - you know the kind I'm talking about - coming to life in real time. It's no wonder this man didn't make it into academia after getting his PhD because he is incapable of forming a logically sound argument to save his life.

It's rich that he goes on about how classism being the worst "ism" there is but then points to his privilege (being born to an upper middle class medical family with doctors for parents who work for the NHS as hospital directors) and his 500 000 GBP, 6 bed and 6 bath, three quarters of the way paid off (probably with his parents paying off the lion's share of his mortgage) house all in an attempt to dab on Rekieta, a lowly "strip mall lawyer" who couldn't make it in the big city.

We see this with people like Duncan all the time: they go about pounding their chests and declaring themselves the champions of the less fortunate and the "working class", but as soon as the poors hold an opinion that falls out of line with their own, they quickly dehumanize their opponent and cite a lack of higher education and intellect as reasons to disregard them.

Puberty Blocker Sperging​

Anyone who says that puberty blockers are completely safe and leave no sequalae is full of it. The most honest answer would be that we simply do not know and that the children who are having their puberty artificially delayed indefinitely are the sacrificial lamb for this crazy madness.

I have a hunch (though I could be wrong) that the "decades of research" concerning long acting gonadotropin-releasing hormone (GnRH) analogues that trans activists like to refer to, examined the effects of drugs like Leuprorelin (Lupron) in the treatment of children who were diagnosed with Central Precocious Puberty (CPP). Even though (GnRH) analogues are toted as the "gold standard" in the treatment of CPP and are thought to have few serious side effects in the short term, researchers acknowledge that there is a paucity of data on all of the potential side effects.

One thing that is worth noting is the difference in the duration of treatment. In children CPP, medication is administered to temporarily halt precocious puberty (before 8 years in girls and 9 years in boys) until the child reaches a more chronologically appropriate age, that is to say, the age at which most children can expect to normally begin puberty. There is no strong clinical evidence for the optimal time to stop pubertal blockade for CPP and so guidelines for the cessation of treatment haven't really been standardized.

Most clinicians will withdraw treatment and allow puberty to resume around the time the child reaches the median age (10.5 years of age in girls; 12 years of age in boys) for pubertal onset and in nearly all cases before the 95th percentile age (14 in girls and in boys). The decision will be influenced by current height, predicted final height, the degree of bone age advancement, the aetiology of precocious puberty and the child's and family’s views, in consultation. In most cases, it can take up to year for a child to get back on the "puberty train" post treatment withdrawal.

Using the median age of puberty onset as a guide, children being treated for CPP will only be on the blockers for a 2~4 years at most. They then go on to resume puberty as they normally would along side their peers. Compare this to advocates who argue that children be put on puberty blockers before puberty begins until they are old enough to commence cross hormone treatment (16~18 years of age). Again, at best we can hazard a guess as to what this means for a child's development but we do not know. To insist otherwise would be disingenuous.

Troonshine as the "Lesser of Two Evils"​

This argument comes up a lot in these discussions but it is a weak one in that it borders on non sequitur. It supposes that all children experiencing gender dysphoria will almost certainly die by suicide unless they are given "gender affirming care" without hesitation. Rather than encourage children to explore their feelings (because let's be honest, most children find puberty and the changes associated with it to be uncomfortable to some degree) and equip them with the skills to better help them tolerate stress and better manage their emotions, we opt to treat them in ways that may very well be harmful.

I don't even blame parents for jumping the gun, because the "hormones or you will bury your child" narrative is pushed all over - even in clinical settings - and no parent wants their child to die. The 41% figure represents the number of suicide attempts and while that is a huge number, it doesn't really take into account co-existing circumstances like a history of trauma, ACEs or mental illness.

Borderline personality disorder has a suicide attempt rate as high as 60% (with 10% of sufferers ultimately dying by suicide) according to some studies. Psychotherapies like DBT can be - when the patient is fully on board obviously - quite effective in treating BPD and a lot of the skills covered in DBT can benefit anyone struggling with emotion dysregulation (such as adolescents).

It's not an either/or situation. There are many options available to struggling youth that don't require killing oneself or undergoing irreversible treatments with consequences that they lack the capacity to fully understand and consent to. I would much rather a child explore those options first, rather than permanently alter their bodies and end up suffering for the rest of their lives because they ultimately regretted their choice.

Cope. Way to point people toward the wall of your documented degeneracy. Truly a W. Also, the fatter (and therefore longer) interest peak beside the sliver of a peak denoting Near's "Suicide" was probably the "Dimensional Merge"/"Chris Chan Did What?!?" arc.

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They're probably getting tired. It's just how it is, energy is limited, you start off ready to slap everyone but as energy is spent and the fight gets drawn out you start to pick your fights more and more and fall into a routinely auto-fight mode to conserve energy.
So in other words, the string of endless L’s fatty Lucas has been experiencing on top of being felted by Daddy Cloudflare has left him defeated and drained. Lucas, the king of ratios, can’t even manage a single tweet slapping back against dedicated “hate” streams.

Wow, and I thought Keffals was fierce and the Kang of ratios. Guess he’s just another washed has-been Who experienced his 20 seconds of “fame”. At least the fat faggot can recharge by stuffing fast-food down his pig gullet while reading every fucking post on this thread.

Lucas, you’re a pussy and will never address Metokur because you’ve already lost and you know it. A beaten dickless dog, sad! :sighduck:
 
Some people in twitter asking why if the farms are so good at doxxing keffals yet we cannot doxx byuu current whereabouts.

Well, maybe that's because byuu isn't actively streaming his bedsheets and doorknobs.
Byuu is like the Osama of lolcows.
Keffals is the Boston Marathon bombers.
I know Keffals’ stanky amhole has been a subject of discussion in this thread but, in celebration of everyone’s brand new achievement, I’d like to go into Islamic detail about exactly why his extra deep belly button is so rancid.

They’ve done studies and 100% of post-transition troons have a stink ditch. This is because real vaginas are acidic and have immune cells to combat bacteria and fungi. Same thing with the mouth. Even the anus produces mucus to help clear shit out so nothing has a chance to set up shop.

The skin doesn’t do so well against infection unless it’s kept clean and dry. This is why you get bed sores and bacterial infections if you stay in one position too long. This is also why you get athlete’s foot if you’re wearing shoes all the time and sweating. Fat people get bacterial/fungal growth between their fat rolls if they aren’t careful. Finally, you can even them under your dick and/or foreskin if you don’t wash it properly.

I bring this up because Keffals’ inverted penis is the worst of all worlds. It’s skin that never sees the light of day, it’s deeper than any fat roll, he can’t easily get to it with soap or antifungal medicine, and it still has sweat glands so it’s perpetually swampy. To top it all off, he was a slob pre-transition so I’m willing to bet the biomass they made his neovag with already had shit growing on it.

This means that what’s between Keffals’ legs is the perfect Petri dish for bacteria and fungi to thrive. It must constantly itch and stink. It smells worse than an athlete’s foot, the deepest fat role and the stankiest dick because at least all those things *can* be washed with soap and water. I guess he can force a little up there but if he actually scrubbed, the skin would just tear.

Keffals will never find a man to message his prostate from the front because it’s literally more vile than anal. All he can do is cope, seethe, and dilate in his own stank.
Real women have good yeast in their vaginas.
 
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Unless Liz explicitly mentions Keffals, please post all Liz-related drama in his thread. Similarly, any mentions by Liz regarding the "#dropkiwifarms" movement should similarly go into this thread as well as his own. Any post which is a mixture of the three should be shared in each appropriate thread.

Thanks to everyone who contributed, you're given proper credit in the intro of the thread.
Fantastic, after all these years glad to see shovel face finally got one
 
Thats the kind of thing you do when you expect the cops to find something.
Not to mention as many of us have commented and speculated. Lucas has blown already thousands to tens of thousands of dollars on this little vacation of his. For a serious legal defense it would cost upwards of 30-40k easily. Hell I think Chris-Chan's lawyer cost over 10k if memory serves.
Lucas can be extradited from Ireland to UK/USA/and a number of UN countries, but I have no idea of his ability to be sent back to Canada for a crime.
However he isn't an Irish citizen so the fuck he going to do live in an airplane terminal?
 
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The thing that irks me most about this is how Lucas tries painting KF as a "far-right hate site" or some shit when there are plenty of right wing people that have threads on here and people are brutal there as they are on threads about leftists or troons. Fuck off with this constant attempt to rewrite reality.

We're not terrorists, criminals or any of that. We laugh at people who, while doing and saying stupid shit, have god complexes and take themselves too seriously.
From the Cloudflare statement:
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lol
 
So in other words, the string of endless L’s fatty Lucas has been experiencing on top of being felted by Daddy Cloudflare has left him defeated and drained. Lucas, the king of ratios, can’t even manage a single tweet slapping back against dedicated “hate” streams.

Wow, and I thought Keffals was fierce and the Kang of ratios. Guess he’s just another washed has-been Who experienced his 20 seconds of “fame”. At least the fat faggot can recharge by stuffing fast-food down his pig gullet while reading every fucking post on this thread.

Lucas, you’re a pussy and will never address Metokur because you’ve already lost and you know it. A beaten dickless dog, sad! :sighduck:
Lucas has taken so many L’s that he needs to order 500 taco bell combos before he will be able to get assblasted on tweeter again.
 
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