Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas posts in the discord server
Grooming his catboys for someday
Mama Roberts left a note on the door
She said, "Sonny, grow up and do something"
Ah but twerkin' too hard can give you a heart attack
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

You oughta know by now
(You oughta know by now)
Who needs a cock and ballsack
Is that all you got for your honey?

And it seems such a blatant crime
If that's what it's all about
Mama, if that's growin' up then I'm
troonin' out
I'm troon' out, mmm mm
Ooh-ooh, uh-huh, mmm

Mister Sorrenti is wankin the meat
At night he becomes a fart vendor
He works to take accounts
Down on Twitter Street
Across from the federal presenter
Yeah, and he's dilating
Before a troll attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

You oughta know by now
(You oughta know by now)
And if he can't ratio with a witty clap bnack
At least he can signal the virtues

And it seems such a waste of time
If that's what it's all about
Mama, if that's growin' up then I'm troonin' out
Mmm, I'm troonin' out
Oh-ohh, ooh ooh, uh-huh, mmm

You should never argue
With a crazy mind-mind-mind-mind
 
This means that what’s between Keffals’ legs is the perfect Petri dish for bacteria and fungi to thrive.
"Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back!"
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LOL beat me to it. It's very "Troon cries out as he strikes you" with how one minute they bemoan being ignored and bemoan that KF may even be getting deferred to (in their minds and fears) by Cloudflare, they keep on making targeted media and statements at Cloudflare. Dumb, stupid, retarded, autistic persistence.
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The thing that irks me most about this is how Lucas tries painting KF as a "far-right hate site" or some shit when there are plenty of right wing people that have threads on here and people are brutal there as they are on threads about leftists or troons. Fuck off with this constant attempt to rewrite reality.

We're not terrorists, criminals or any of that. We laugh at people who, while doing and saying stupid shit, have god complexes and take themselves too seriously.
 
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Some people in twitter asking why if the farms are so good at doxxing keffals yet we cannot doxx byuu current whereabouts.

Well, maybe that's because byuu isn't actively streaming his bedsheets and doorknobs.

Ive tried explaining this to the amry if retards on twitter the internet is full of autistic people that can find any location using public information with just a picture. Its literally old internet rules if you dont want people to know your location dont post pictures online.
 
At this point Lucas and his troon crew are trying to do shit that would pose a legitimate danger to the internet itself. If Lucas Roberts gave even an iota of a shit about "muh troon rights" or any such shit he would see the inherent risk that Cloudflare basically spelled out for him - that this kind of thing has already happened twice and they were able to see the slope approaching, that once they start down this road every shitty authoritarian government is going to start demanding similar action.

Guess what Lucas? You're not the only trooned out fuckwit with a stink ditch. You claim to care about your fellow mutilated troon sisters? What's going to happen when suddenly governments in countries which have less than favorable views of them start petitioning to get your shitty little hrt resource sites pulled from protection under similar logic? What are you going to do when some shithole in the middle east starts demanding other internet firms to provide data on who visited which sites, so they can more effectively track down troons and fags doing similar bathtub hrt distro like you're doing?

See, that's the chink in your retarded plan, Keffals, and CF graciously tried to give you the advice in a nice way. You really need to ask yourself if burning down your entire "movement" and permanently ruining the internet for everyone is really worth it just because a bunch of self admitted autists make fun of you on here.

Who am I kidding, I already expect you to make the most selfish and retarded choices possible.
 
On that note I still find it odd lucas would flee the country to northern ireland of all places. Namely because as part of the UK it has extradition treaties with the rest of the commonwealth, so if the RCMP gets him on something with whatever they kept they can very easily have him arrested and extradited back

It is like Harry and Meghan claiming they would go live in any of the commonwealths of the UK........ just not the African ones.

Harry, Markle, and Archie are not relocating to Africa, despite suggestions in earlier reports. While expressing his love for the continent, he also admitted it wasn’t a feasible choice. “I don’t know where we could live in Africa at the moment,” he said. “We just came from Cape Town, that would be an amazing place to base ourselves, of course it would. But with all the problems that are going on there, I just don’t see how we’d be able to really make as much difference as we’d want to without the issues and the judgment of how we would be with those surroundings.”

https://www.vogue.com/article/5-things-we-learned-from-harry-and-meghan-an-african-journey

Keffals needs a westernized English-speaking country where he can feel safe, not a place where he can actually hide. He's not thinking about actual safety but cultural safety.

From the Cloudflare statement:
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His argument is that corporations and legal structures should go with what their gut tells them, not the clear letter of the law or policy. If people are citing your own language back to you, but for a bad thing, just ignore it. There won't be any consequences to bending your own rules, and no one in Keffals' camp will ever find themselves pushed offline because of their blatantly illegal drug smuggling ring for kiddos, which can cause far more direct harm than the people pointing it out ever could. It should be so obvious that you shouldn't listen to oppressive regimes (like the FBI asking Twitter to lock down Hunter Biden stories? like that?).

An unironic communist trying to say he's against oppressive regimes, lmao. Instead Cloudflare's new policy is that they don't listen to authoritarians of any stripe. That's all there is to it.
 
Cloudflare made a statement. TL;DR They will not cease providing services simply because people call for it.
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They learned their lesson almost too late with the Stormer. If you remove something you don't like then shitheads with power over you will demand you remove things THEY dislike. Like Governments. Or insane dickless faggots that our society are propping up to keep the LGBT grift going.
 
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The thing that irks me most about this is how Lucas tries painting KF as a "far-right hate site" or some shit when there are plenty of right wing people that have threads on here and people are brutal there as they are on threads about leftists or troons. Fuck off with this constant attempt to rewrite reality.

We're not terrorists, criminals or any of that. We laugh at people who, while doing and saying stupid shit, have god complexes and take themselves too seriously.
We're such a far right site we have two subforums dedicated to laughing at the retarded grifting antics of the far right and supposedly the janny that mops both of them swatted a far right transphobe. Everything this autogynephilic man says is delusional. Every alt-right grifter has a thread somewhere here as well where people laugh at their dumb grift. There isn't a single board dedicated to leftists AND their worldview. People laugh at troons because they are troons, not because they think a Mexican IVF abomination can create worldwide Aryan supremacy.

Who cares about Destiny? He is a cuck. Libtards like him are the reason we have perverts like Keffals running around grooming children.
Who gives a fuck, imagine still using the word libtard.
 
the foreshadowed house of cards is collapsing rn, lucas runs to the internet's biggest libcuck for a pity e-hugs
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...only to be completely ignored despite hasan clearly being online rn :'(
Hasan's on the run from Samir O'Hyde the Irish Candyman, he knows better than to interact with the troon under siege from the KiwiFarms IRA branch.
 
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