Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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the foreshadowed house of cards is collapsing rn, lucas runs to the internet's biggest libcuck for a pity e-hugs
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...only to be completely ignored despite hasan clearly being online rn :'(
that pussy nigger cockroach turkoid don’t want no smoke. Untill he fights the candy man (which he won’t ever), all internet commie “punch a nazi” nigger lovers are exposed as being larping cucks who won’t do shit in real life. Their tallest, biggest, strongest buffest guy is a pussy and won’t fight the Arch-nazi final boss who challenged him.

Hasan is going full on relaxing grift retirement mode. He’s living in his McMansion and live-streaming himself reacting to YouTube comedy videos while taking in money from his “communist” (neo liberal) followers.
 
"our response" my guy Cloudflare is a billion dollar corporation and ur a fat unemployed dude from the somehow less likeable London
Not to mention the response itself is disrespectful af because whoever wrote this didn't take time to actually read through the entire blog-post. Otherwise they wouldn't be using ad-dailystormum, for instance
 
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🚨CALLING ALL LIZ-FONG JONES ENJOYERS🚨

Thread's done. It's public, too, so all you naughty lurkers who've resisted the website's subliminal messaging can read it, too.


Unless Liz explicitly mentions Keffals, please post all Liz-related drama in his thread. Similarly, any mentions by Liz regarding the "#dropkiwifarms" movement should similarly go into this thread as well as his own. Any post which is a mixture of the three should be shared in each appropriate thread.

Thanks to everyone who contributed, you're given proper credit in the intro of the thread.
Good work but I don't know why anyone would willingly subject themselves to more pictures of Liz

Every single selfie that person takes feels like it's haunted and he's gonna hide in your closet or something and get you in your sleep
 
Conservacucks need to learn the lesson that if you just fucking ignore the cries of trannies and niggerlovers for like 2 weeks they will give up and move onto the next little activism. I don’t know why they all cave so quickly to a bunch of terminally online twitter incels who aren’t consuming their product anyway.
On theory I heard is not caving harms their ESG score, which directly causes financial damage to them. The CEO of blackrock or whatever controls a STUPID amount of VC money and investments and uses ESG as a way to force corporations to tow the lefty line.
 
On theory I heard is not caving harms their ESG score, which directly causes financial damage to them. The CEO of blackrock or whatever controls a STUPID amount of VC money and investments and uses ESG as a way to force corporations to tow the lefty line.
I don’t know what ESG is but you’re probably right. There has to be something more to it, it can’t be that they are this fucking retarded can it?

But then again maybe they are just fucking idiots because we see the same behavior time and time again on a smaller scale then black rock owned corporations, with conservative youtubers or e-celebs. They make a slightly too based comment and twitter tries to cancel them, and they break and apologize, which only shows blood in the water to the sharks who then devour them.

NEVER APOLOGIZE
 
See, that's the chink in your retarded plan, Keffals, and CF graciously tried to give you the advice in a nice way. You really need to ask yourself if burning down your entire "movement" and permanently ruining the internet for everyone is really worth it just because a bunch of self admitted autists make fun of you on here.

Who am I kidding, I already expect you to make the most selfish and retarded choices possible.
You’re making the critical mistake of assuming A) Keffels has the critical-thinking skills to understand the arguments presented by CF and B) Keffals is motivated by anything but making as much money as possible.

Lucas is the definition of a grifter and hypocrite in online activism. Metokur made a great point on his stream tonight that Lucas is exactly the same type of person as any other grifter, regardless of being left or right - they’re in it for the cash, they have no principles, and they’ll do anything for attention and power.

Of course, Lucas will never address this critique because he’s afraid of Metokur. Lucas is a fat faggot who doesn’t believe in anything except contributing more $ to his vacation and fast food fund. Oh, and perpetual access to minors because he’s a pedophile and groomer.
 
Good work but I don't know why anyone would willingly subject themselves to more pictures of Liz

Every single selfie that person takes feels like it's haunted and he's gonna hide in your closet or something and get you in your sleep
They can Fong themselves with that wreck. I'm here for the Keffals peanut gallery
 
I know Keffals’ stanky amhole has been a subject of discussion in this thread but, in celebration of everyone’s brand new achievement, I’d like to go into Islamic detail about exactly why his extra deep belly button is so rancid.

They’ve done studies and 100% of post-transition troons have a stink ditch. This is because real vaginas are acidic and have immune cells to combat bacteria and fungi. Same thing with the mouth. Even the anus produces mucus to help clear shit out so nothing has a chance to set up shop.

The skin doesn’t do so well against infection unless it’s kept clean and dry. This is why you get bed sores and bacterial infections if you stay in one position too long. This is also why you get athlete’s foot if you’re wearing shoes all the time and sweating. Fat people get bacterial/fungal growth between their fat rolls if they aren’t careful. Finally, you can even them under your dick and/or foreskin if you don’t wash it properly.

I bring this up because Keffals’ inverted penis is the worst of all worlds. It’s skin that never sees the light of day, it’s deeper than any fat roll, he can’t easily get to it with soap or antifungal medicine, and it still has sweat glands so it’s perpetually swampy. To top it all off, he was a slob pre-transition so I’m willing to bet the biomass they made his neovag with already had shit growing on it.

This means that what’s between Keffals’ legs is the perfect Petri dish for bacteria and fungi to thrive. It must constantly itch and stink. It smells worse than an athlete’s foot, the deepest fat role and the stankiest dick because at least all those things *can* be washed with soap and water. I guess he can force a little up there but if he actually scrubbed, the skin would just tear.

Keffals will never find a man to message his prostate from the front because it’s literally more vile than anal. All he can do is cope, seethe, and dilate in his own stank.
The specific shit they get is Intertrigo. It's athletes' foot, only for folds of skin. Usually seen on rolls of fat in terminally obese fucks (the gunt almost definitely has it).

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And yes, severe intertrigo has a very distinct smell. When you have to deal with a deathfat with anything other than the most impeccable hygiene, that's the rancid smell that waifs off them 24x7. Sadly, they generally get used to their own stink, so they lose the pressure their own BO would cause them to wash or stop fucking eating.
 
"I feel like I should be scared, but I'm not."
That's a big inhalation of copium, Lucas.
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The sheer amount of blowback on everything related to this dumpster fire is spectacular. The more Lucas screeches “Ebil Key Vee Pharmz!” the more people question why? While we get to relax, and wait for the problem to “sort” itself.
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Hey guys, newfag here although I have been browsing the farms for a while. I have access to DALL-E 2 which lets me generate digital artwork from text prompts and they released a new feature today which lets you expand an image iteratively to create a much larger image (with more text prompts).
To celebrate the end of Phase 2 (and beginning of Phase 3?) I made you guys a little commemorative piece, hope you guys like it :)
 

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I don’t know what ESG is but you’re probably right. There has to be something more to it, it can’t be that they are this fucking retarded can it?

But then again maybe they are just fucking idiots because we see the same behavior time and time again on a smaller scale then black rock owned corporations, with conservative youtubers or e-celebs. They make a slightly too based comment and twitter tries to cancel them, and they break and apologize, which only shows blood in the water to the sharks who then devour them.

NEVER APOLOGIZE
ESG is "Environmental, Social and Corporate Governance." Forcing people to buy useless solar and put in racial quotas, basically, even if it directly harms the company's profits.
 
At this point Lucas and his troon crew are trying to do shit that would pose a legitimate danger to the internet itself. If Lucas Roberts gave even an iota of a shit about "muh troon rights" or any such shit he would see the inherent risk that Cloudflare basically spelled out for him - that this kind of thing has already happened twice and they were able to see the slope approaching, that once they start down this road every shitty authoritarian government is going to start demanding similar action.

Guess what Lucas? You're not the only trooned out fuckwit with a stink ditch. You claim to care about your fellow mutilated troon sisters? What's going to happen when suddenly governments in countries which have less than favorable views of them start petitioning to get your shitty little hrt resource sites pulled from protection under similar logic? What are you going to do when some shithole in the middle east starts demanding other internet firms to provide data on who visited which sites, so they can more effectively track down troons and fags doing similar bathtub hrt distro like you're doing?

See, that's the chink in your retarded plan, Keffals, and CF graciously tried to give you the advice in a nice way. You really need to ask yourself if burning down your entire "movement" and permanently ruining the internet for everyone is really worth it just because a bunch of self admitted autists make fun of you on here.

Who am I kidding, I already expect you to make the most selfish and retarded choices possible.
the thing he really fails to see here is that if he were to make cloudflare cave it would also give more power to those scary hate sites he talks about since guess what? you could demand websites that host keffals to be dropped as well. the idiot has no idea that he is being protected by the same people he claims are the bad guys here.

dude thinks he is some leader when all he is is a little kid with mommy issues who refuses to get over himself. i desperately hope that he continues to show the world what a massive fuck up he is until he is thrown aside and left to scream into the abyss for more money.
 
Do you have any leads on such a job? I'll probably be out of mine soon enough given how many times a day i have to contain myself from calling someone a nigger...
Just do actual man's work instead of customer service or computer touching. Literally nobody gives a shit about edgy banter in a mine or factory or construction site or fishing boat.

If you aren't man enough to do a man's day of real work you're a feminised cuckold who deserves to be crawling and whimpering in fear under the sensible platform heels of the HR ladies.
 
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