Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[AnOminous]

words

What the fuck is this who is going to read all this shit?

Paragraphs are your friend.

 

[Whaler]

Hey, I like your little talks, let's have some fun, shall we? If you are still awake and all. I think that you are just leaving out some critical information for some reason, and well, you should know that you shouldn't take random information from strangers, right? They can come up with all sorts of claims, but in the end of the day, none of it adds up because they can make fake accounts just so that they can push out drama, "content". The real message was how Christianity, and Catholism, as a whole, is a detestable religion. If you actually read anything, you'd know that they are the biggest religion, and yet, you want to defend these morons because you have no idea about how their real history works, and what the church did to its people, especially in Europe? Are you forgetting about the witch trials, crusades, killings of scientists, and more? Why are you leaving out critical information regarding the Israelites as well? Oooh, this fun, indeed.

How about this, if you want to play that game, I will do the same. How about this, you do your best to destroy me, hah, but while you are doing so, I give out real facts regarding the stupid "God of Isreal". You know what, I thank you very much for this emotion, this is something new, something extravagant. I think that the masses need to grow up and learn. Here, I bet that you just despise me because I was talking about the real deal! Ah, I just like how you are making me more in tune with what I need to become. You know what, why do you want to target me? Why do you want idiotic leaders to stay in power, how detestable, I say! Here, maybe you should learn more about the Abrahamic gods -> They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. 2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB, “Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, “Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark. Begin your task right here at the Temple.” So they began by killing the seventy leaders.

“Defile the Temple!” the LORD commanded. “Fill its courtyards with the bodies of those you kill! Go!” So they went throughout the city and did as they were told.” (Ezekiel 9:5-7 NLT), Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. Their homes will be sacked and their wives raped by the attacking hordes. For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off. The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows. They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children. (Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT), and there's a lot more to cover from my readings, if you want to keep going with this little game of yours because either way, I still win in the end.

I just can't believe how you try to deny what these terrorists did throughout history. Every single "real" Christian should be put in jail for insanity, and I will make your government go against your fucking people if you keep this up buddy because when I explain everything in a proper manner, you won't have your little schemes and screens to fall back on, especially if you live in the Constitutional Republic. I know how the media works now because of you, and I thank you for it. With this given rage, you have only propelled the inevitable, but don't take this in a bad way, because I still thank you for what you have done to me, and to my life. I thank you for what you have done to my mind. I thank you for your past actions because now, I know what I want to become in life. I may have been tormented, and I may have been in complete anguish, but that doesn't really matter now, does it? Because you have made me into what I was destined to become. I thank you for putting me in the right path.

There you go faggot, made that verbal wall of diarrhea easier on the eyes.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

There you go faggot, made that verbal wall of diarrhea easier on the eyes.

He could have just spoilered it or made the radical decision not to write it at all.

Anyone who wants a summary: It's like the poor man's unrehabilitated bankrupt's New Atheism.

 

[themasterlurker]

"masterlurker" next time lurk more cuz this dox warning was funny

It was my very first post ;(

 

[Hrafn]

I have a short one I guess, and I've decided to write about it as I'm under no obligation to behave any more.

Spoiler: Long

So, a couple months back I made a thread about how former chan users turned sjw seem to get off on power tripping.


Here's a funny little thing about this thread in particular, the dipshit I mentioned in the OP actually found out about it and how I used her obnoxious behaviour as an example, and she went apeshit at a mutual friend, someone who I used to consider to be a good friend in fact, but has since stopped talking to me either because of being pressured into it by woketards, because I don't worship the sacred troon cow with every word I say or because I don't think Bridget from Guilty Gear is trans on account of my day job dealing with media archival and being somewhat well versed with Japanese cultural norms and how localisation often disregards them. Frankly I couldn't give two shits and it's actually a relief as self censoring is massively fucking gay, but I digress.

Regardless, said former friend threw a temper tantrum at me and wanted me to nuke the post, which is impossible on account that posts can't be edited.

I really don't like being told what to think, say, feel and do, which is a big part as to why I like the farms so much in the first place. Anyway the dipshit is paranoid about being talked about online and I was deliberately vague about this individual in particular on account of politeness, so really it's her problem if she feels threatened, not mine. Let me detail her here and I'm writing it assuming she's reading it, as if she's not reading it herself, someone else is reading it and feeding it to her as it's been explicitly clear for some time now that she's been using my content here to turn people against me.

Rachel if you're reading perhaps you should seek help instead of holding a petty grudge against someone you barely know. Have fun getting your thick as pigshit vapid bf to take you to the ER and then explaining to the nurses why you have plastic eggs stuck up your foetid cooch. Shouldn't be too difficult considering you gave a graphic explanation in a general group chat about the condition of your vagina to us all when you got a IUD installed. Frankly I'm grateful you did as any offspring you'd produce with someone who's greatest achievement is having over 200 hours played in Space Station 13 between bouts of shitting himself would probably be profoundly special needs, or at least completely devoid of a personality on account that you rely on the basic bitch white girl opinion that "Hatsune Miku is the greatest ever" as a crutch to carry a conversation when you're not talking graphically about your love for ovipositor dildos and rough BDSM sex with your barely above functional boyfriend, who's only personality appears to be interrupting conversations to kiss your ass when he's not talking about what medication he takes to stop himself from violently shitting himself on a daily basis.

I get that you're a noctor in NorCal and that's why you're so enthusiastic about loudly talking about body functions in polite conversation, but the vast majority of people who have to listen to you either cope and say nothing or like me, are profoundly disgusted. I also get that you're buddybuddypalpals with the Anna of Nick Bates fame, and the reason why you cope seethe and dilate (you do love your Islamic dildos after all so you count here) is because she has a thread here and was rightfully mocked to hell and back because she attempted to use the rape of a literal child to gain sympathy for herself. Another juicy tidbit about Rachel here is that one of her brothers is a Trump voting /pol/tard. The fact she takes him seriously says enough about her intelligence.

Not milky enough for a thread or a longer writeup as she tends to keep her weird autism to private settings but certainly amusing enough for a brief mention, even more so considering that she's terrified of farms.

She wouldn't be terrified of words on the internet if she actively made efforts to improve things for herself but that's too much effort when she has asspats from quite possibly the most white bread man in the Netherlands to reassure her.
I'm sure Nick will hold your hand when you read this scary post Rachel, or at least listen to your meltdown over a discord call.

Obligatory I am living in your walls/YWNBAW/Rachel is vapid and bland and I would not have sex with her/I am on my way to your home address to shit on your doorstep/insert offensive slogan here etc etc.

Barely used twitter for posterity:
https://twitter.com/cuwunch?t=gD4Bo2hTIf-MB--x0CDK-A&s=09
Archive

 

[Ice Truck Killer]

Another retard from CowTown:

Nick is a tranny faggot passing as a hot chick who just happens to have an omnipresent 5 o'clock shadow and the stereotypical "gay man's" voice. He/She/They/Them/Xi/Xy/Xoo/Xir believes that gay marriage is farcical and detrimental to children in such families b/c "it's gross to see two faggots kissing" and "what kind of home environment teaches children that it's okay to have two dads/two moms, no matter how loving of parents they seem to be!" He/She/They/Thoo thinks that this doesn't apply to him tho, since hE's A wOoMaN; it's totally fine for a "family" to have two dads as long as one is LARPing as a woman and dressing the part (albeit they're not maintaining their shadow-beard lol).
Nick is very Chris Chan-esque in that he became a rEaL wOoMaN partially so he could watch girls get naked and have sleepovers with them wherein he "accidentally" gropes them in their sleep, but it was totally an accident, b/c he likes dick and would never touch a chick like that as an adult! (I should mention he claims to have fathered a child for two lesbians, but I'm sure that was just him being altruistic and not a pervert!) Claims his "dick doesn't work" but then in the next breath talks about how he's occasionally "switched it up" and fucked other guys (who claim to be straight) in their poopshoots!
It should be mentioned that this asshole's step mother is notorious for having left her two then-toddler-aged children in her car to sleep overnight while she went to work a 12-hour shift, and his father has always been something of a womanizer and has at least 4 different children with at least 3 different women. This trash family are also infamous for their egregious animal abuse/neglect, having allowed a "purebred (hE's WoRtH $400!!1!)" Pomeranian starve in the cold until the poor thing finally managed to escape and hopefully either found someone who cared for him or died less painfully than he would have in their hands. Nick (or "Nicky", his rEaL wOoMaN nAmE, after Nicki Minaj, who I lowkey believe to also be a dude who just pulls it off better than this asshole lol) has been known to cut live goldfish in half with sharp-edged rulers just for funzies, and in recent years was charged with criminal child neglect resulting in death. This instance was highlighted by Nick and his trashy convicted-felon brother + brother's degenerate rotund wife going back and forth in blaming each other for the tragedy; Nick claimed he tripped while holding the 8-month-old boy and fell on top of him, causing head trauma, but it was the parent's fault b/c they had to hide all the "unmentionables" in the house before calling for help, and the parents blamed Nick for being stoned, tripping with and falling on the baby, and failing to call them for help earlier. Either way the whole case was a mess, exacerbated by a joke of a police force and inadequate investigation. Nick did some time and the parents weren't charged as far as I know. Either way it's a terrible tragedy whose victim was given no real justice, b/c everyone in this trashpile hellhole I speak of is completely incompetent.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

I have a short one I guess, and I've decided to write about it as I'm under no obligation to behave any more.

https://twitter.com/cuwunch?t=gD4Bo2hTIf-MB--x0CDK-A&s=09
Archive

Who's the "Nick" towards whom that person professes adulation in her Twitter account profile ("I love u Nick also Nick hot")? Fuentes? The trouser-shitting SS13 fan boyfriend?

Another retard from CowTown:

Nick is a tranny faggot passing as a hot chick who just happens to have an omnipresent 5 o'clock shadow and the stereotypical "gay man's" voice. He/She/They/Them/Xi/Xy/Xoo/Xir believes that gay marriage is farcical and detrimental to children in such families b/c "it's gross to see two faggots kissing" and "what kind of home environment teaches children that it's okay to have two dads/two moms, no matter how loving of parents they seem to be!" He/She/They/Thoo thinks that this doesn't apply to him tho, since hE's A wOoMaN; it's totally fine for a "family" to have two dads as long as one is LARPing as a woman and dressing the part (albeit they're not maintaining their shadow-beard lol).

Did this guy come from a very traditional/religious background?

His views are significantly different from the usual "internet tranny", and I've read of cases of religious individuals becoming transsexuals as a "cure for the gay". Was this the case here?

 

[Hrafn]

Who's the "Nick" towards whom that person professes adulation in her Twitter account profile ("I love u Nick also Nick hot")? Fuentes? The trouser-shitting SS13 fan boyfriend?

The retard trouser shitter. Yes, she really is that vapid and boring.

 

[Ice Truck Killer]

Who's the "Nick" towards whom that person professes adulation in her Twitter account profile ("I love u Nick also Nick hot")? Fuentes? The trouser-shitting SS13 fan boyfriend?




Did this guy come from a very traditional/religious background?

His views are significantly different from the usual "internet tranny", and I've read of cases of religious individuals becoming transsexuals as a "cure for the gay". Was this the case here?

No; his family are a bunch of retards who can't even spell the words "traditional" or "religious". He's literally just an idiotic hypocrite who thinks his shit doesn't stink and that he's still a hot chick even tho his 5 o'clock shadow is always blatantly visible lol. I swear EVERYONE from this town is just the same as him lol; it's like the incest-tier IQ capital of the U.S.

 

[thejackal]

6 minutes of mental illness brought to you by Jaiden Grayson, "the leader of CHOP". I do like how she describes the schizo voices in her head as her "ancestors".

 

[CornBogFitz]

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Behold the Serbian "rap sorcerer".

He also cooks!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Hey, I like your little talks, let's have some fun, shall we? If you are still awake and all. I think that you are just leaving out some critical information for some reason, and well, you should know that you shouldn't take random information from strangers, right? They can come up with all sorts of claims, but in the end of the day, none of it adds up because they can make fake accounts just so that they can push out drama, "content". The real message was how Christianity, and Catholism, as a whole, is a detestable religion. If you actually read anything, you'd know that they are the biggest religion, and yet, you want to defend these morons because you have no idea about how their real history works, and what the church did to its people, especially in Europe? Are you forgetting about the witch trials, crusades, killings of scientists, and more? Why are you leaving out critical information regarding the Israelites as well? Oooh, this fun, indeed. How about this, if you want to play that game, I will do the same. How about this, you do your best to destroy me, hah, but while you are doing so, I give out real facts regarding the stupid "God of Isreal". You know what, I thank you very much for this emotion, this is something new, something extravagant. I think that the masses need to grow up and learn. Here, I bet that you just despise me because I was talking about the real deal! Ah, I just like how you are making me more in tune with what I need to become. You know what, why do you want to target me? Why do you want idiotic leaders to stay in power, how detestable, I say! Here, maybe you should learn more about the Abrahamic gods -> They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB), “Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, “Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark. Begin your task right here at the Temple.” So they began by killing the seventy leaders. “Defile the Temple!” the LORD commanded. “Fill its courtyards with the bodies of those you kill! Go!” So they went throughout the city and did as they were told.” (Ezekiel 9:5-7 NLT), Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. Their homes will be sacked and their wives raped by the attacking hordes. For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off. The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows. They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children. (Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT), and there's a lot more to cover from my readings, if you want to keep going with this little game of yours because either way, I still win in the end. I just can't believe how you try to deny what these terrorists did throughout history. Every single "real" Christian should be put in jail for insanity, and I will make your government go against your fucking people if you keep this up buddy because when I explain everything in a proper manner, you won't have your little schemes and screens to fall back on, especially if you live in the Constitutional Republic. I know how the media works now because of you, and I thank you for it. With this given rage, you have only propelled the inevitable, but don't take this in a bad way, because I still thank you for what you have done to me, and to my life. I thank you for what you have done to my mind. I thank you for your past actions because now, I know what I want to become in life. I may have been tormented, and I may have been in complete anguish, but that doesn't really matter now, does it? Because you have made me into what I was destined to become. I thank you for putting me in the right path.

That’s tough talk for someone within dueling distance!!

 

[Hummingbird]

Remember when I talked about "Roger"? That co-worker of mine that used to talk about his many super powers. While he doesn't do that when he works at the store, he still has the personality of an obnoxious, eight-year-old who hardly knows anything. I honestly feel sorry for the new girl who works at the toys section who has to put up with him most of the time. Just constant questions about stuff she probably doesn't have interest in, loud behavior (like how he's younger than you), and outrageous stuff like how he wants to make a chocolate pizza with chicken and eggs and bacon.

One that stands out was how when it's close to summer camp season, he'll talk about seeing his girlfriend. One time he said he had five and another he claimed she was a vampire with bat wings. After his stint in summer camp, he claimed he was now an adult because he asked his girlfriend to marry him and she said yes. Oddly, he hasn't mentioned her since.

 

[Sangria]

I'm in a discord server comprised of my friends and friends of those friends. One of those is an incredibly insufferable weeb who we'll call "Flare". He always shits on stuff other people like in favor of shilling his favorite V-Tubers or Final Fantasy XIV characters. Additionally, he's also the type of person who compares tragic events to his favorite Marvel movies (i.e. "this massacre is just like my Spideyman movie!"). Flare actually used to be a mod in the aforementioned server, but was later removed because everyone else, his "friend" included, found him to be just that insufferable.
I'm just surprised he hasn't openly admitted into being into Lolicon yet.

 

[Edwardsullen]

Derek Randal Gegner

DOB: January 1990
Mother: Kimberly Scanlan Gegner
Father: Randal Gegner
Location: Saint Paul Minnesota/Twin cities Minnesota

Spoiler: Family photo

• Nazi lolbertarian (despite being a faggot).
• YouTuber that grooms straight men into muh soggy knee, inceldom, and political Faggotry.
• Has cluster b personality disorder.
• Has Klinefelter syndrome
• Has HIV
• Defended known pedo apologist/activist, James Cantor in a video response despite autistically screeching about how circumcision is pedophilia
  Spoiler: WTF

  
  

• Has an autistic hatred for teenaged girls possibly stemming from the fact that he's a washed up cum dumpster.
• Said that circumcision is worse that rape and that women talking about their rape related trauma is evidence of "rotten female nature".

Spoiler: Autistic Faggotry

Spoiler: Moar Autistic Faggotry

• Encouraged violence against people that circumcise their kids.
• Is a druggie that has done crack, cocaine and meth.
• Said that the synagogue shooting was justified because of circumcision

• Looks like the awkward love child of a transgender vampire and a sewer rat.

Links
His Facebook
His sister's Facebook
His mom's Facebook

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

What about "lost" personal lolcows? Or would that be its own thread?

What I mean are personal lolcows you remember from before you had an account/even heard of KF and who since have ghosted the internet preventing you from citing sources. If it counts I have one of those, but not one I can really document for the above listed reasons.

In the mid-2010s a bunch of my friends fell into hard left facebook communist circles for the understandable reason that Obama was such a disappointment and the post recession recovery was uneven at best. I never jumped on board that ship but I knew people that did. The people they would pick up from these new connections were...interesting to say the least. There was this schitzo Portuguese guy who constantly changed his handle but often named Neinu Astro who just rambled and accused people who disagreed with him of being rapists. There was this Canadian nutjob with some handle like Meow Meow Mackenzie who believed only Maoism would save us from the chemtrails. There was some anarchist whose name I don't remember at all who believed suffering would be abolished from planet Earth if we genetically modified all predatory animals to be vegan.

But the one I remember best of all, the most aggressively lunatic in the wide open asylum known as "Leftbook", was Louise Argall. A kind of British Laurelai Bailey but somehow more vindictive. This wacky troon was a Manchester University student back then and was all the tropes before most people knew what they were. Noncey anime girl pfp, accusing all of zxhir enemies as being nazis and terfs, etc etc. Accused people of being racist against their own ethnicity if they didn't have acceptable commie talking points on an issue affecting that country. Generally just a massive pollutant on any discussion zxhe would drop in on. I found out later zxhe would constantly beg for personal approval and flattering comments from the "comrades". Extreme basement dwelling incel vibes and a living example of the unhinged misogynistic neckbeard incel to troon pipeline.

There are so many second hand memories of seeing this person just over the horizon that at this point they all kind of blur together. But the one thing that sticks out that I remembered today and galvanized me writing this post was Louise freaking out on people asking why there were so many commies with anime girl profile pics and implying that dropping those pictures might help them be seen as more normal. Louise thought such a rational position was "homophobic" (that itself is the most homophobic opinion I have heard since Fred Phelps died but I digress) and went on a wrathful crusade on anyone who disagreed.

Shortly after that, Louise ghosted the internet entirely. Probably to have a hard brain re set and reinvent xhirself as a fascist femboy tradwife, or because cancellation always comes for the canceller and all these people have their own skeletons in the closet, or to 41%. And the only sign of zxhir existence is one lukewarm MR Online article that is surprisingly even keel if unexceptional. The twitter handle the author tag leads to is for a deleted account.

Imagine spending years to become a "big influencer" in "Leftbook" (for whatever thats worth), all the sociopathic clout chasing that requires, and the hours spent indoors rageposting, and to just entirely ghost everything overnight like you were never there. Just fascinating. Because this was my first anime pfp schitzo troon slactivist before the deluge that was to come, I guess I'll always have a spot reserved in my brain for the first I ever encountered back before it was the default setting of social media speds.

 

[Ottokar]

I stumbled across this and wonder if anyone else know anything about it.

rubinigab com


This seems to be a conspiracy website run by user , rubinigabber. He post a few times a day most of which seem to be doxes for people he dislikes. He seems to respond to most anything directed at him. Just a potential lol cow / conspiracy bro.

 

[Hummingbird]

Lately, Roger has been bragging about how he knows everything and is never wrong. I've learned to pick when to talk with him so I don't get into a mess. So I kept my mouth shut when he ranted about how much Sailor Moon sucks because she doesn't have any powers other than laser beams (which isn't true). Which is odd, because he likes Batman and he has no powers.

Today he bragged about how he knew everything like science and math so for fun, I asked him what 11 x 11 is. He spewed out some numbers, tried to do addition, and really didn't come up with an answer, but said he did. I left it at that.

 

[seri0us]

Lately, Roger has been bragging about how he knows everything and is never wrong. I've learned to pick when to talk with him so I don't get into a mess. So I kept my mouth shut when he ranted about how much Sailor Moon sucks because she doesn't have any powers other than laser beams (which isn't true). Which is odd, because he likes Batman and he has no powers.

Today he bragged about how he knew everything like science and math so for fun, I asked him what 11 x 11 is. He spewed out some numbers, tried to do addition, and really didn't come up with an answer, but said he did. I left it at that.

Who's Roger?