Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Akumaten]

Not surprised he's a commie. Commies loves their fags.

 

[CptnSnshn]

His head is shaped like a precious gem.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This was in the replies. Good for him, but Chairman Mao is weeping.
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Interesting. He says in this first tweet that he started the campaign two weeks ago. Does Keffals know this?

 

[Kosher Snake]

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more like Squarelax

 

[Rattus]

I found this article about the wedding and yes it's full off autism. Also, theres more hideous photos.

(A)

Some things that stood out to me:

We have a distaste for false pretension, and a desire to be straightforward and honest. We proposed to each other using code: Lisp from Elly and shell script from me. Our invitations were emailed, not printed, and we digitally signed them for our cryptographically-interested friends.

Our programs were printed in fixed-point font as if we were coding, and included reprintings of our marriage proposals and an alphabetical listing of the friends and family who attended rather than singling out special roles and relationships.

I think this speaks for itself.

Just look at that poor dog's face. It deserved better.

We bought our wedding dresses for $50 in total (shh, Elly's mom doesn't know that) at Garment District, a local indie clothing store.

I'm actually surprised they cost that much.

Despite seeing that picture multiple times, I didn't realise it was meant to be a wedding photo until this link was posted. Kudos, Elliot, for showing off the tackiest 'wedding dresses' I've ever seen, and not even bothering to hide the fact that you know exactly how cheap and shitty they are.

 

[0 0]

The car rental detail where he “rented the exact same car out again” seemed so weird that I went and read the article. It was the replacement car, not the same one.
Still a fully fucking weird decision though. Talk about doubling down.

I am just stepping in it left and right. I corrected that, too. Thank you.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Finally someone shares his real name so I can deadname him. Elliot.

Two L's !!
Two T's!!

 

[Oxyjen]

I am just stepping in it left and right. I corrected that, too. Thank you.

Fantastic OP nonetheless. Highly entertaining.

 

[I Hate Anime Avatars]

This fucker could crush boulders with that jawline.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Got bored

 

[KaiserBlade]

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This fucker could crush boulders with that jawline.

Yeah, there's no hiding the fact that it's a dude in drag.

Unless Jones is willing to go under the knife and have his face resculpted to even begin to pass.

 

[Inertia]

Most troons are just atrocious to look at.
This one's terrifying.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I have seen claims in the Keffals thread of Liz dating a trans-snake and walking them on a leash. These posts appear to be the root: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2017-...or-hosting-my-email.33411/page-7#post-3012954

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-batman-lucia-batman-freyasspirit.38344/page-13#post-3006700

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This was before my time on the farms so I don't know shit or have sources, plus the social media in the Lucia thread wasn't archived, but if anyone could find evidence whether Liz did or did not date the trans-snake that definitely seems like OP material.
edit: Looking through both threads they were mental tranny pals who both worked at Google, but them being an item or snake boy squirming around with a collar seems to be pure rumour.

Let me guess, he works on YouTube and the reason it's gone to shit since google bought it is him coding by banging his head on the keyboard

How do you code with no arms?
How did he lose his arms? We need more on this one

 

[I Hate Anime Avatars]

Yeah, there's no hiding the fact that it's a dude in drag.

Unless Jones is willing to go under the knife and have his face resculpted to even begin to pass.

You'd need a fucking jackhammer to resculpt that mug.

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I'm so fucking glad someone made a thwomp edit. It was literally the only thing I could think of while the site was down.

 

[VOC]

We aren't saying you have the jawline of a stagecoach driver, Fong-Jones, we're saying that you're a very unfortunate looking individual.

- He says, realizing that he's no prize himself, but at least has his fucking dignity.

At least you didn't cut your dick off, silver lining buddy

 

[smartypants302]

If Elloit is watching this thread I would like to finally get a answer to this tongue twister.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

* replace woodchuck with similar looking toon.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

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This fucker could crush boulders with that jawline.

 

[Brickleberry NationalPark]

what the fuck are they feeding them in canada?