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Got Milk! said:
I would pay good money for a PPV or whatever of Mitch Fifield showing up to ask some questions to the lovely ladies at this event. I'm not Australian so maybe he's done some gay shit idk about but the handful of clips I have seen on Youtube of him would indicate he's a good candidate.
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Fifield is no longer in parliament but he was a useless communications minister, a corporate whore like all good Liberals giving daddy Murdoch his taxpayer-funded goodies
 
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Thorn said:
Geez, I was going to say it's just erotic fanfiction at this point, but the part I bolded changed my mind.
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These are the people of Trans Lifeline, the innocent victims that Liz Fong-Jones are fighting for. Meanwhile I can't think of any Kiwis who have posted videos and images of weapons and target practice before going to stake out and intercept a tranny in real life.

I'd recommend watching the entire stream on Trans Lifeline it's archived multiple places, as it's directly related to this debacle and is big component in why Lucas' puppet masters are running this campaign.
 
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Thin Privilege said:
I do not give a crap about trans people but am lurking here to keep up on the current clownshow. With that said this person is telling a big fat lie. No one from here or anywhere broke into her house to rape some fatty while repeating shitposts. Maybe she was raped but it wasn't organized here.

Hate the farms all you want but why do they all make up this crazy shit?

Like I'm still wondering where the always mentioned rape and murder counters on the site are?
Or where we bet on who will kill themselves?
Or where we organize real world events?
And now according to them we have CEOs and famous people like J.K. Rowling among us as mods?

The Kiwi Farms they describe only exists in their minds.
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The Rape and Murder notches are all organized via PMs with Dyn. It's not something you want to acknowledge, you'll just get a set of coordinates and a vague description + a murder weapon. To be clear, you won't be raping or murdering. You'll just have to watch him do his work.

the death pool is every Tuesday and Thursday EST in the beauty parlor disguised in a thread about knitting. You'll need a really good knowledge on knitting to understand. Same with the real world events. When Brenton Tarrant shot up christ church, it appeared to be a simple request on how to darn socks.

And fucks sake dude, Nulls real last name is "Potter". JK Rowling is his real mother. His father was a greedy grabby gringots goblin. He hates the British due to his inherent self loathing.

Christ man I know you've only been here since march but I thought you'd at least been part of one of the ritual murder suicides yet. I've been to so many it's like jury duty at this point.
 
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VeeAndro said:
It becomes cringe against CF
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This guy is telling people to go to lawyers? The same lawyers who are BEHIND the Kiwi Farms in the first place?!?
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Don't worry though, law enforcement (the same law enforcement that wants the site up as he mentioned in the other tweet) has already been notified about the mastermind:
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AirdropShitposts said:
This guy is telling people to go to lawyers? The same lawyers who are BEHIND the Kiwi Farms in the first place?!?
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Don't worry though, law enforcement (the same law enforcement that wants the site up as he mentioned in the other tweet) has already been notified about the mastermind:
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Don’t worry guys. “Maximum Chess” has the secret that will destroy the Kiwi Farms. They’ve been waiting 10 years for people to stop believing the lies, so they can strike the death blow to Josh Moon. It’s out of his hands now guys, this is now the responsibility of the Seal Teams and their Black Ops.

The conspiracy runs deep and “Maximum Chess”, who is definitely not a morbidly obese and ugly autist, is ready to expose it. Stay tuned.
 
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Slamerella said:
After seeing so many people on this thread in screencaps, and on twitter itself, saying they've been a target, I've genuinely been thinking; If someone is lying about having a thread, someone would get curious, and then search on the farms of this person only to find there's either no thread, or a single mention of them (no giant post of their info, or even any real content to laugh at.)

Because of this I think it would be extremely important to archive as many posts and to prove they're lying whenever you come across someone who is lying about their presence on the farms. I'm not saying to not dox or not make a thread, but to prove a point that these people will lie just to feel like a victim.
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I say archive it, prove they're lying, THEN make a thread about them

Or a mega thread called the Keffals Stan's Liar Hall of Shame
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Don’t worry guys. “Maximum Chess” has the secret that will destroy the Kiwi Farms. They’ve been waiting 10 years for people to stop believing the lies, so they can strike the death blow to Josh Moon. It’s out of his hands now guys, this is now the responsibility of the Seal Teams and their Black Ops.

The conspiracy runs deep and “Maximum Chess”, who is definitely not a morbidly obese and ugly autist, is ready to expose it. Stay tuned.
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The wheels are in motion. Trust the process. Soon.

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Damn you guys are getting paid to shitpost? How do I sign up?
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"True & Honest Fan" means you're on shitpost retainer.
 
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Slamerella said:
After seeing so many people on this thread in screencaps, and on twitter itself, saying they've been a target, I've genuinely been thinking; If someone is lying about having a thread, someone would get curious, and then search on the farms of this person only to find there's either no thread, or a single mention of them (no giant post of their info, or even any real content to laugh at.)

Because of this I think it would be extremely important to archive as many posts and to prove they're lying whenever you come across someone who is lying about their presence on the farms. I'm not saying to not dox or not make a thread, but to prove a point that these people will lie just to feel like a victim.
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A lot of these people get mentioned in the tranny sideshow thread because they said something absolutely batshit insane once or twice, so there will be a single screencap of a single tweet with a caption like "lol look at this fucking retard". They equate that like having a 2081 page thread, and that kiwi's are sneaking into their windows at night trying to murder them. It's a mixture of insane people, and/or people desperate for asspats.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
A lot of these people get mentioned in the tranny sideshow thread because they said something absolutely batshit insane once or twice, so there will be a single screencap of a single tweet with a caption like "lol look at this fucking retard". They equate that like having a 2081 page thread, and that kiwi's are sneaking into their windows at night trying to murder them. It's a mixture of insane people, and/or people desperate for asspats.
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Yeah they want kiwi farms to be an evil stalking website so they stretch and contort reality to match it
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
This guy is telling people to go to lawyers? The same lawyers who are BEHIND the Kiwi Farms in the first place?!?
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Don't worry though, law enforcement (the same law enforcement that wants the site up as he mentioned in the other tweet) has already been notified about the mastermind:
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MaximumChess has found us out. He knows things. He's been tracking us online for ten very long years and perhaps he knows...too much.

The tiddies are cold. I repeat: the tiddies are cold.

You have your assignments. You know what to do. Remember your oath.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Yeah they want kiwi farms to be an evil stalking website so they stretch and contort reality to match it
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It's not so much that they want KF to be that, it's more that they need people to think it is like that to achieve their objectives (shutting the site down).

If you want viral tweets and the bloggers over at the NBCNews "misinformation and disinformation" beat to regurgitate your bullshit, you'll have to give them something more than that there's a website where people laugh from a distance at the insane things you say and do online. Hence the swatting false flag ops, claims of being stalked/raped etc. It's all absurd, fanciful bullshit, but they figure it's the only shot they have.
 
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MaximumChess has found us out. He knows things. He's been tracking us online for ten very long years and perhaps he knows...too much.

The tiddies are cold. I repeat: the tiddies are cold.

You have your assignments. You know what to do. Remember your oath.
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He's shorting Cloudflare thinking it will hit zero by the end of October:
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Oh, lmao he already has a thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ray-gordon-gordon-roy-parker.30665/

Seems he has a long history of filing frivlous lawsuits too. Found one guy he sued for calling him a sociopath. :story:
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
This guy is telling people to go to lawyers? The same lawyers who are BEHIND the Kiwi Farms in the first place?!?
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Don't worry though, law enforcement (the same law enforcement that wants the site up as he mentioned in the other tweet) has already been notified about the mastermind:
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Tinfoil hat schizo troonfags give proper and rightful schizopoasters a bad fucking name.
Check out this oldfag saying the same shit.
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LMAO. We the glowies. We the CIA Niggers. Where's my badge?
 
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