Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Pure evil. Ontologically, in fact!
 
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grapeshark77 said:
This person is getting a first hand look at how much Keffals cares about their followers. 11 minutes of being ignored followed by another polite tweet, also ignored. They panicked and deleted during archiving so it might not work.

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That "I hate they keep doing this." has me in stitches. Translation: "Why are you having fun?! You are in danger! We are super-mega de-platforming you evil Nazis, you should be scared! Why are you joking around?!"

Their identity, their self-worth is entirely derived from the power they can exercise over others. Being made fun of breaks through the carefully crafted and maintained facade of faux importance and strikes at the core of their being: they are sad, pathetic losers worthy of nothing but derision and mockery. That's why Keffals is franticly trying to sell the illusion that we are desperate and pleading with him, that he is a legitimate activist with a worthy cause that should be taken seriously. Then, along comes the dastardly kiwi and leaves around carefully placed rakes for the fat troglodyte Lucas to walk into. And he does. Every. Single. Time. It's like an honest to God comedy skit, straight up Looney Tunes territory.

Godsneed you magnificent bastards, may your shitposting adventures live forever in the archives.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
"If I got criminal charges for posting on a forum, The CIA could not waterboard that information out of me." - Keffals

My man you fled the country because someone found out where you lived and sent you pizzas, don't front like you're tough. :story:
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lol. bathtub estrogen really shrinks your brain doesn't it
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He admits that he's been doing hard drugs way before his surgeries.
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thanks god we have this totally mentally estable person to lead children to illegally made hormones without their parent's knowledge.


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Lucas "David's star oven baker" Roberts
 
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He's going to suffer, the odor will be horrible and it will be dry and accumulate dead skin cells.
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"Sterilized tissue from a human cadaver skin which is so fucking cool and cyberpunk."
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"SO COOL AND CYBERPUNK!" Either we're dealing with 0 self awareness of the fact the rampant human organ harvesting for body mods in cyberpunk futures is supposed to be a BAD thing showing how little care the vain consumerist corporate owned hellfuture has for human life or it's more "it's cool when WE do it!" shit.
 
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ShrekFarts said:
"Keffals? More like KeFARTls!"

This is the comment that got me fired from my job at Hardees. One of that freak's troon soldiers must have sent it to my supervisor. So fucking annoyed.
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Jinx! I'm under investigation for my "Queefarts lol" comment, it's crazy how true and honest kiwis like us are oppressed at work because of Keffals.
 
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