Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Asmobaby]

When I apply for jobs online they’ve included an expanded list of genders including ‘genderfluid’ and ‘agender’. My future as a wagie may depend on if I feel like a girl some days or if I’ve disavowed by genitalia altogether.

As though wage slavery were not as miserable enough as it was.

As someone that's filled out her fair share of job applications this past year I am compelled to tell you that it's a good idea to steer clear of those places that offer that many options in the application phase. It's a sign of bad things to come.

If you work at a job where you are required to change uniforms on the way in and on the way out don't just anticipate but EXPECT that there will be males in your female space. If you have any concerns about this HR will tell you that they can only "do something if a violation takes place." Well, isn't my "privacy" being violated here? Hahaha! Silly female, the she-male's fefes trump whatever privacy rights you have lolol!!

Let me introduce you to the beauty that is Anna

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Jesus Christ - you know it's a fucking degenerate male when they figure they can present themselves like a dirty, fat fuck slob and expect women to swoon. Not even trying to sound like a "feminist" here but goddammit if the trannies haven't done a wonderful job of turning a once moderate, bisexual female into a TERF who will vote Republican in the next election.

To look like that and to expect anyone to be into..."that"! The fucking audacity! He so clearly doesn't even take care of himself, so how is he even in the market to date or have sex - with females no less? Newsflash, women have standards you fat, degenerate fool.

 

[MeemVoyage]

Holy shit, every page of this thread is one hell of a trip. I don't know whether it makes me want to laugh or cry. Maybe a combination of both. I remember back when I was 17 and first heard of this app and thought I was purely a lesbian (not to powerlevel but I've since come to find that both sexes are attractive after all). Was actually looking forward to trying it out once I turned 18. Then the pandemic hit and killed the nerve even when covid stopped being this boogeyman superdisease.

Good lord, I'm actually glad I never bothered with HER though considering it seems to be infested with these actual boogeymen. Imagine living in a world where not wanting to suck some ugly bastard's cock makes you a bigot just because he uses sparkles for lube

 

[Premium Gonzo]

This thread is my daily dose reminding me that even if i look like a bridge troll, at least i'm not a fat ugly man larping as a woman.

 

[Fareal]

Let me introduce you to the beauty that is Anna

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This picture. This bio.

Anna needs to be receiving ECT, never mind ENM. Anna is deranged as fuck. In a kinder, more understanding world, Anna would be in a facility getting his brain put back on the level.

 

[batterybee]

this thread truly never fails to disappoint, keep fighting the good fight ladies.

 

[Hanzo]

I started reading this thread thinking that this is the only place I would have to suffer through troonsbian dating profiles. And then...

 

[Red Tools Wave]

All these "Ladys " are stunning and brave.

 

[Simon]

I started reading this thread thinking that this is the only place I would have to suffer through troonsbian dating profiles. And then...

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The 5 o clock shadow

 

[SassyDispatch]

>pre-hormone transguurl.
>"grew these tits myself, no hormones required!"

IS THIS A LIE? does he want to hide the fact that he's weird looking despite HRT

or

did he really just grow moobs with no chemical assistance at all?

both options equally horrific

 

[Hanzo]

>pre-hormone transguurl.
>"grew these tits myself, no hormones required!"

IS THIS A LIE? does he want to hide the fact that he's weird looking despite HRT

or

did he really just grow moobs with no chemical assistance at all?

both options equally horrific

It looks like moobs from fat (you can see his face is kind of chubby and males store more fat in their chest and gut) combined with some kind of push-up bra. The beer drinking habits probably contributed a little estrogen too. This troon is in Sweden which is seeing very long queues to get an appointment at a gender clinic, and then several years of investigation to verify if a person is true trans before prescribing them hormones. There is low public support for troonery and gender clinics are receiving low funding and seeing shutdowns. Unless he bought bathtub estrogen, which can somehow be used as evidence in an investigation that a person is NOT true trans, he is probably pre-HRT.

Now that I think about it, it's incredible that this profile was on Tinder and not a lesbian-only service. Troons, especially ugly non-passing ones, are a rare sight on dating services for straight people because their money makers are straight men who don't want to see troons. They usually get mass reported and automatically blocked from using the service. Tinder doesn't care since more troons appearing in the "female" pool means less straight men paying for the app.

 

[MeltyTW]

>pre-hormone transguurl.
>"grew these tits myself, no hormones required!"

IS THIS A LIE? does he want to hide the fact that he's weird looking despite HRT

or

did he really just grow moobs with no chemical assistance at all?

both options equally horrific

thats what gets me about transes. how the fuck are so many of them completely oblivious to what utterly horrifies the normal person? i mean i get that alot of them have yes men and beaten dogs who are forced to pretend they didnt throw up in disgust but i think everyone instinctively knows that even if being trans was valid itd be more like coping with something horrible. its male tits being grown either as a mutation or unnaturally. theyre also oblivious to how their shit just reads like some male sex pest "hey babe, wanna fuuuuggg?" shit, except like them not only are they oblivious to women not responding to that theyre also on another level of oblivious where they think girls who are kinda interested in girls talk like that to each other.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

LOL he thinks he passes.

I am amazed by the audacity of putting a pic on your dating profile where you don't even brush your hair.

 

[An empty shill]

Please spoiler That fugly thing .
I Can't eat my breakfast Now.

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LOL he thinks he passes.

I am amazed by the audacity of putting a pic on your dating profile where you don't even brush your hair.

 

[Simon]

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LOL he thinks he passes.

I am amazed by the audacity of putting a pic on your dating profile where you don't even brush your hair.

Jesus, the amount of them that are autistic is mind boggling.

 

[Retard#7822]

The 5 o clock shadow

"Wow, this is such a great pic, so gender euphoric... Fuck, forgot to shave."

 

[An empty shill]

Jesus, the amount of them that are autistic is mind boggling.

There are a lot interesting theories About that. With the most prevalent One being that they have such Stupidly binary Literal thinking that They're pretty much easy pray for these troons to trick.
I almost Feel sorry for them.

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

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I started reading this thread thinking that this is the only place I would have to suffer through troonsbian dating profiles. And then...
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This dude looks like a gold fish, good lord.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

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LOL he thinks he passes.

I am amazed by the audacity of putting a pic on your dating profile where you don't even brush your hair.

Only thing he passes for is an uglier aids riddled version of Jason Mewes.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

thats what gets me about transes. how the fuck are so many of them completely oblivious to what utterly horrifies the normal person? i mean i get that alot of them have yes men and beaten dogs who are forced to pretend they didnt throw up in disgust but i think everyone instinctively knows that even if being trans was valid itd be more like coping with something horrible. its male tits being grown either as a mutation or unnaturally. theyre also oblivious to how their shit just reads like some male sex pest "hey babe, wanna fuuuuggg?" shit, except like them not only are they oblivious to women not responding to that theyre also on another level of oblivious where they think girls who are kinda interested in girls talk like that to each other.

1. These people interact solely with other men pretending to be women.
2. It's a sexual fetish.
3.They know and they get off on making people uncomfortable.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

As someone that's filled out her fair share of job applications this past year I am compelled to tell you that it's a good idea to steer clear of those places that offer that many options in the application phase. It's a sign of bad things to come.

If you work at a job where you are required to change uniforms on the way in and on the way out don't just anticipate but EXPECT that there will be males in your female space. If you have any concerns about this HR will tell you that they can only "do something if a violation takes place." Well, isn't my "privacy" being violated here? Hahaha! Silly female, the she-male's fefes trump whatever privacy rights you have lolol!!

Heard story about a friend who worked at a small business (which are generally still safe if they don't engage with the public). They have a women's bathroom but only a few women work at the company and it is rarely used. One guy had to take a shit but the men's room was already occupied. Guy said "I'm going to be changing my gender for the next ten to fifteen minutes" and proceeded to shit in ladies room. Laughs were had by all.