Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Agent D and Agent J have rendezvoused.
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Oh yeah, and Keffals did a surprise stream but didn't announce it on Twitter until it was over. I just skimmed through it, only thing I could tell was Keffals didn't realize there was a queue for the DollarStore Pogchamp replacement photo booth and accidentally photobombed some people, that and they had someone with a professional camera taking pictures of them, maybe a news story coming? Or maybe just a friend with a good camera.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Agent D and Agent J have rendezvoused.
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Oh yeah, and Keffals did a surprise stream but didn't announce it on Twitter until it was over. I just skimmed through it, only thing I could tell was Keffals didn't realize there was a queue for the DollarStore Pogchamp replacement photo booth and accidentally photobombed some people, that and they had someone with a professional camera taking pictures of them, maybe a news story coming? Or maybe just a friend with a good camera.
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I heard enny43 mention in their stream that Keffals would have an NBC photographer following them today. Another mainstream media puff piece to look forward to!

Edit: I bet Ben Collins already has a first draft written up.

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Morally Self Righteous said:
I heard enny43 mention in their stream that Keffals would have an NBC photographer following them today. Another mainstream media puff piece to look forward to!

Edit: I bet Ben Collins already has a first draft written up.

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Got a new iphone with that go fund me scratch eeeh lucas?
 
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Piss Bear said:
An update: Ritchie is telling the minor to get in contact with the London police over the alleged claims of Keffals' grooming. I don't know why eternally online niggas feel the need to announce everything like this.
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Cause Twitter is just a portal for virtue signaling, it's why idjiots desperate for attention flock there.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
“Clara, they keep asking about the Kiwi Farms. They’re figuring out that it’s back up even though we banned it in the Discord. What should I do?”

Jannies scrambling to keep the fans from questioning their incel Queen. What are you going to do, Lucas?

Oh yeah, nothing, because “The goal of #stopkiwifarms was never to get Kiwi Farms off the Internet. That’s impossible.” Official new stance, stated on livestream last night.

I guess Kiwi Farms Always Wins, according to KeffaLLLs. Spread the word!
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this just shows me that if cloudflare never dropped us and the planned protests did nothing lucas would have claimed victory when the second we lost the .is domain. he knew he would never win and i dont even think he wanted to win in the first place.
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It seems like the big appeal of Twitchcon = streamers getting to meet their streamer friends that they only interact with online. Keffals has no real streamer friends so he's just hiding in a hovel with people who can't stand him. He can't even attend an event other streamers are at without embarrassing himself.

Wouldn't the Stream Backpack that cost a lot of money be good for Twitchcon? He openly said it was for his "job" so it was justified - I guess the problem is that walking around the convention floor being completely ignored would be awkward.
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i honestly doubt he is ever gonna use that backpack ever again. especially if hes going back to canada. the dude never leaves his room just look at his time in ireland. whatever happened to those nature streams? and walking around ireland and seeing various sights? he was too busy obsessing over the farms and destiny and twitter to do any of it. that backpacks gonna end up getting sold to buy more drugs or something.
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Jesus Fucking Christ. I knew he was bad, but that's beyond what I could have imagined.


Jesus Fucking Christ, I didn' t think I could think less of him

Does anybody know if Lucas addressed that post at all. Did he call ANY info into question?

Anyway, here's the link. And if you already read it, go back and read it again.


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yeah this was really something. honestly kinda surprising lucas has never said anything about any of these accusations dude must know if some of this stuff got out there more things would not go well for him. especially the attempted dog fucking really not sure twitter would take too kindly to that. i do kinda feel bad for his dad though. honestly sounds like the dude was just doing his best and had a shitty son and a wife who did not really care to do much. kinda like how chris was with bob and barb. you can only do so much as a parent on your own especially when you have other people enabling it non stop.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
i honestly doubt he is ever gonna use that backpack ever again. especially if hes going back to canada. the dude never leaves his room just look at his time in ireland. whatever happened to those nature streams? and walking around ireland and seeing various sights? he was too busy obsessing over the farms and destiny and twitter to do any of it. that backpacks gonna end up getting sold to buy more drugs or something.
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Lucas is still at his core, that lonely, weird, unhappy child who is desperate to find something to fill the angry void inside him. He spends money recklessly searching for dopamine, while also managing various pains/medication dependance, meaning his life is pain and seething. Because Lucas pinballs from one thing to the next, he has no follow through, which is why he can't commit to anything, and so is in a perpetual state of failure he is desperate to overcompensate for. Right now the walls are closing in and the reality that he is a dickless, balding, sad sack of shit becomes harder and harder for him to ignore.

Maybe instead of spending his griftbux on cyber crime, he could get a can of Rogaine.
 
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