Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[SassyDispatch]

the last thing a teenage Keffals fan sees before the Rohypnol in their system and the straining chokehold of their grotesque tranny assailant fades their conscious mind to dark for the final time.

 

[Roak]

If he was a boss in Dark Souls what would his name be? His amhole would bring a whole new meaning to the name Ceaseless Discharge.

He's already in Bloodborne, they just spelled his name wrong

 

[A Sunset]

If he was a boss in Dark Souls what would his name be? His amhole would bring a whole new meaning to the name Ceaseless Discharge.

I think he already had a cameo in Elden Ring - The Loathesome Dick-Yeeter.

 

[Estate]

You know more girly girls than I do! Some women will care about that into their old age, and some cultures will expect her to, but there's a lot of working girls and moms who just roll out of bed, smooth out their clothes and hair, and make sure they don't smell. There's still plenty who care, but there's plenty who don't (including me).

I guess it's a cultural difference.
I'm not a westerner and around these parts, things are still normal and functional.
I've also noticed, that the more I traveled west, the less beautiful women were. UK, USA, Belgium,Netherlands, Germany these countries have some ugly looking women.
Here, I throw a rock out the window and I hit 3 models. Downside is that after the age of 35-40, it's ogre mode lmao.
That being said, I'll amend my statement and put a little asterisk, saying it's own cultural experience.
I'll defer to the uggos in this thread about what women do or don't, in the west.

Now to get back on topic

Truly this is a... Handmaid(en)'s Tale
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Tranetto no pasetto

 

[Justanotherguy]

 

[Lord Xenu]

didn't see this posted anywhere in the last few pages.

There's a second part (episode #132, I think) of Blocked and Reported that I believe isn't behind a paywall - it's painful to listen to and Jesse thinks Discord is trolling him when he gets a standard error message. It's really saying something that Destiny ended up doing a better job despite being Destiny.

Edit - looked it up and found an archive link to the page if you want to listen: https://archive.ph/L8qZI

Also Keffals has definitely overdone it with the blocking - he's openly done it to his fans. I have a Twitter that I log into about once a week and I was blocked by him despite not posting or interacting with anything on the actual site.

Here's a local archive for both "Blocked and Reported Podcast" episodes. They are of a slightly reduced audio quality to conform with the KF file size limit.
Episode 131 - DropKiwiFarms (Part 1): Who Is Stalking The Twitch Streamer Keffals, And Are They From Kiwi Farms?

Spoiler: Show Notes

Today, Katie Herzog and Jesse Singal present the first ever BARPod two-parter in known human history. This duology will chronicle, in exhaustive detail, a calamitous struggle between Kiwi Farms, a gossip board and/or harassment amplifier and/or literal digital version of Hitler’s mountain rereat and/or actual terrorist organization (depending on you ask), and Keffals, a Twitch streamer and trans activist. The story somehow also involves, in no particular order, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Cloudflare, the entire mainstream media, Northern Ireland, Destiny, The Ulster Volunteer Force, The Ulster KiwiFarms Force, “ChudLogic” (?), questionable grooming allegations, unquestionable helping-minors-get-hormones allegations, GoFundMe, mean chat logs, even meaner chat logs, doxxing, harassing, stalking, Ethan Ralph, stealthing, screaming, swatting, and Reply All’s Alex Goldman. (Plus some more stuff in Part 2.)

Episode 132 - #DropKiwiFarms (Part 2): The Psychotic Online Odyssey Of jsingal69, The Journalist Who Talked To Keffals’ Alleged Belfast Stalker, Who Is A Foodist, Which, Yes, Is A Thing, Unfortunately.

Spoiler: Show Notes

NO SHOW DESCRIPTION THIS WEEK IT’S TOO WEIRD AND COMPLICATED JUST LISTEN TO THE EPISODE

(CORRECTIONS: In the original version of this episode, Jesse said Keffals recently moved on from Ireland to Iceland. He has genuinely no idea why he thought this was the case and both mentions of this have been deleted from the live version of the episode. Jesse also misstated the amount of money Joshua Moon claimed David “Near” Ginder offered him to take down his Kiwi Farms page. It was $120,000, not $10,000. This too has been corrected in the live version. For transparency’s sake, the old, incorrect version of this episode’s audio file, labeled as such, can be heard here.)

Links:

“Jesse’s answer on Cloudflare was bad.”

Episode 131: Who Is Stalking The Twitch Streamer Keffals, And Are They From Kiwi Farms? (Part I) : BlockedAndReported

www.reddit.com

“Keffals on why she will not apologize for the false Destiny stealthing accusations”

Keffals on why she will not apologize for the false Destiny stealthing accusations

Watch "Keffals on why she will not apologize for the false Destiny stealthing accusations" on Streamable.

streamable.com

Statement from London’s Police Chief on what happened

https://www.londonpolice.ca/en/news/statement-from-police-chief-williams-august-2022.aspx

Clara-fication on how guns were used during the raid

Inside Keffals’ Battle to Bring Down Kiwi Farms

“I don’t want to hide anymore,” Keffals, the trans Twitch streamer working to take down a far-right hate forum, told VICE News.

www.vice.com

Keffals’ original GoFundMe

Fundraiser by Clara Sorrenti : Clara Sorrenti (Keffals) Moving & Lega…

archived 9 Aug 2022 15:57:38 UTC

archive.ph

UrbanDictionary defines “troon”

Urban Dictionary: Troon

Derogatory term to describe ONLY those certain special transgender people the suffer from extended mental illness like paranoia, and narcissism, but have a very short temper that tends to blow up and out into full on KAREN plus 10. These special types believe ANYONE that does not agree with them...

www.urbandictionary.com

Information on Chloe Sagal, one of the suicide victims

Video Game Developer Dies After Setting Herself on Fire

Indie game developer Chloe Sagal died by suicide in a Portland park, according to Oregon Live. Authorities say the 31-year-old woman walked into the park on crutches on June 19 and read a statement…

variety.com

Joshua Moon claims there isn’t real evidence David “Near” Ginder died, and that Ginder attempted to exploit him (might have to try a domain other than “.st” as Kiwi Farms jumps around trying to stay on the clearnet)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/my-response-regarding-byuu-near.93719/

Moon links to this archive containing a great deal more information and controversy

Byuu / byuu_nyan / setsunakun0 | Kiwi Farms

archived 28 Jun 2021 12:55:25 UTC

archive.ph

Margaret Pless isn’t buying the conspiracy theory, pointing out that KF has incentive to muddy the waters here

Twitter avatar for @idlediletante

Can someone make a one button archive addon for brave or something? Unarchived twats are getting out of control

I use a bookmarklet:

1. To set up the bookmarklet, first create a bookmark for any page. Then follow the next two steps to change it to work.
2. Change or enter the name for the bookmark (e.g. archive.today).
3. Change or enter

   javascript:void(open('https://archive.today/?run=1&url='+encodeURIComponent(document.location)))

   into the Location field.
4. To use the bookmarklet, simply click on it when you are on a web page you wish to archive. It initiates the archiving process. When the process is complete (it usually takes 5-15 seconds) you will be sent to the archived page.
5. It is recommended that you view the archived page to check if the archive process was successful.

There's also a few different addons.

 

[Stinkyboy]

I guess it's a cultural difference.
I'm not a westerner and around these parts, things are still normal and functional.
I've also noticed, that the more I traveled west, the less beautiful women were. UK, USA, Belgium,Netherlands, Germany these countries have some ugly looking women.

Sure, slant-eye

 

[Roak]

I think he already had a cameo in Elden Ring - The Loathesome Dick-Yeeter.

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I hear he wrote his dialogue himself

 

[Brutality]

I don't want to imagine how he'll look when he'll have 50 years old...

I think I have an idea

 

[A Sunset]

I hear he wrote his dialogue himself
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”Let me out! Let me out of here!
Must groom more! Diddle more!
Everything that matters to you!
For generations to come!
I am the Dick Yeeter!
A balding scourge upon the living!”

”I’ve been here long enough.
I will use Discord again. And groom each minor with care.
Just to be sure. That when they’re adults…
They’ll be troons. Along with their children, and their children’s children, for all time to come….”

Damn, Lucas went really hard writing this dialogue.

 

[Tuxedo_Zemus]

I never realized before just how much he looks like Mike Stoklasa

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I think I have an idea
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Denying troons are immortal is ...dehumanizing???? (by troonlogic)
So that's literally a death threat...CLOUDFLARE...LOOK CLOUDFLARE! They tryinta murder!!!

 

[Dick Molesterson]

Some suspension of disbelief is required here (because hagravens are not fat) but nonetheless I feel quite a few TwitchCon attendees will be able to relate to this sight.

 

[Backinpogform]

I guess it's a cultural difference.
I'm not a westerner and around these parts, things are still normal and functional.
I've also noticed, that the more I traveled west, the less beautiful women were. UK, USA, Belgium,Netherlands, Germany these countries have some ugly looking women.
Here, I throw a rock out the window and I hit 3 models. Downside is that after the age of 35-40, it's ogre mode lmao.
That being said, I'll amend my statement and put a little asterisk, saying it's own cultural experience.
I'll defer to the uggos in this thread about what women do or don't, in the west.

Now to get back on topic

Tranetto no pasetto
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A few women politely correct your misconception about women and you get so passive aggressive that somehow it became about how you hate white women and thank god for the Asian women?

And you’re on here laughing at a tranny? They agree with you on everything, this is literally the exact same logic they use when women correct their bizarre ideas about womanhood

Bloody hell, horseshoe theory really is alive and well We need to record posts this this to show the people who claim we simp for rightwing AgEnDaS by calling out lefty fuckwits - Tism is tism. You will all be mocked here.

 

[grapeshark77]

I had assumed that the Denims meetup never happened, surprised that there's no photos? The mental breakdown tweet immediately after they would have met is hilarious but Twitch egirls tend to be dramatic so probably a coincidence.

There's no way that 24-hour stream occurs before the end of the year. I think Keffals got a very bad taste of reality at Twitchcon and spent Sunday moping and pretending to be a real streamer. Like I thought Hasan would at least take a picture, if they didn't even meet than things are much worse for him than I thought. How will he get "guests" now?

 

[Yankee Shogun]

He's turned to more desperate strategies, I see

 

[Articles and Nudes]

That feeling when you hate the Russians, but they might be the only chance of actually killing the farms.

 

[ZapThePickle]

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Dont do Bitchtits Bob like that! He knew he was a man, that just happened to have amazing knockers!

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

A few women politely correct your misconception about women and you get so passive aggressive that somehow it became about how you hate white women and thank god for the Asian women?

And you’re on here laughing at a tranny? They agree with you on everything, this is literally the exact same logic they use when women correct their bizarre ideas about womanhood

Bloody hell, horseshoe theory really is alive and well We need to record posts this this to show the people who claim we simp for rightwing AgEnDaS by calling out lefty fuckwits - Tism is tism. You will all be mocked here.

"Far left" and "far right" are two halves of the same coin. This is why you see them switching "sides" and why there are "based" trannies.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I never realized before just how much he looks like Mike Stoklasa
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Not balding enough.