Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Aria]

As shit as Keffals seems to be I just can’t enjoy this thread anymore. It’s too sad. Everything that happened through TwitchCon from the hounding of some e-thot to the photos where Keffals isn’t controlling the visuals has just made me realise what a pathetic speck of humanity Keffals is. I don’t hate them, I just pity them at this point

That's fine but remember this guy is an arrogant piece of utter shit who thinks the world revolves around him.he will go after anyone and their livelihood when they call out his bullshit.

But when the same thing happens to him he had to double down and cry like a little bitch when he gets the slightest backlash.
Nah fuck him that balding pedo dickless faggot.

 

[Got Milk!]

I was surprised it wasn't Aqualung but lol he doesn't like little girls.

Digging in his stink ditch
Eyeing little boys with bad intent
Hole in his crotch trying to close
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Ohhhhhh TrannyLuke

Well, I tried bud. Really nice that 4th line needed absolutely no changing but was still spot on.

 

[A Sunset]

The only reason he'd do bad here is because his massive insecurity wouldn't ever let him stop touching the cow, and his ego is so fucking fragile that as soon as he's arguing with someone he'd halal himself. Oh, the pedophilia and constant lying doesn't help.

I definitely agree he would not do well here. I’m just saying he’d be more at home here because he could edgy-post and not get cancelled right away. However he would instantly turn into a @Christorian X situation where he would clout-chase, get assmad at haters, act spergy, and try to monetize/grift on his gay user name. I would welcome this because it’s entertaining.

Who knows, maybe Lucas even has a secret account where he’s calling everyone niggers all the time and fedposting. That must be IMPOSSIBLE though, troons have never secretly signed up to the site.

We might need a poll/contest for this.

I second the call for a poll for best Hunchback name for Lucas. Who’s mod?

"You Will Always Be An Abomination"

”YWABAH” - You Will Always Be A Hunchback”

 

[Dread First]

"You Will Always Be An Abomination"

I hate you for making me think of Rebuild. Enjoy this autism I made.

 

[RVNX]

So remind me, how’d this go for keffloppals?

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Never happened, did it Keffloppals? And this one too, how’d that go?

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Oh yeah, that never happened either, did it?

Poor keffals just keeps kefflopping. He can delete the tweets but the internet remembers.

I would pay to watch Keffals emailing employers of people 60k+ all over the world telling them one of their employees is bad because they post on a Russian borscht cooking forum.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Look what popped up when I typed ‘keffals’ into the Twitter search bar just now.

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“keffals racist” is the top result.

Holy shit similar first three : keffals racist, keffals melina and keffals putin . Lol unfortunately Twitter doesn't let you search anonymous

 

[Norsecode]

Hey Keffals, someone's showing you compassion!
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Even what I have, with random users here, that I know literally nothing about, in threads I only sporadically post in, because I get invested, is more real than what Keffals has with their fanbase.
Theres infinitely more compassion here than Keffals will ever express onto someone else, in their lifetime.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Lucas wouldn’t last very long as a Farmer. Yes he is a shitposting edgelord but.he is also a charmin soft narcissist. First time he says something stupid, probably in his first post and got pushback he’d go into combative asshole mode. The blatant lying and misogyny wouldn’t go over well either.

 

[Dickens Cider]

My sole reason for setting aside my sympathy and compassion is the utter hypocrisy of Lucas and his troon brigades. Oh they want me dead (come for me then see how that works out kid) unemployed (yea elon won’t give two shits and I’ve made enough to retire if I wouldn’t be bored) and homeless (lol urban camping isn’t that bad if you are productive otherwise,and some of us own houses), but really they don’t have that sort of pull in the real world. Maybe in a few years when it’s all idiots raised by the internet and most of us that existed before that time are dead. But that time isn’t now. And even then their best warriors are boring spergs that nobody can actually stand. They may have tech knowledge of a sort but Josh has held out remarkably well against them without tech know how so how good are they really?
Eat shit Lucas. You, Liz, the entire catboy ranch, and buttchin the potato fucker are your own worst enemies. Further- when the brave new world where cyber affects irl is the majority fact? YOU WONT BE RUNNING IT.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

The fuck is that gun. Not a gun expert by any stretch but that looks like an AR pattern handguard and lower/upper bolted to a brick with some nigger rigged spade grips on the back. Not even full auto.

Also looks like a 10 round magazine stuffed in the front.

Looks like a bootleg Browning 1919 with an EOTech mouted on a camera tripod lol

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I was hoping someone would notice this uh..."California special" since I take perverse pleasure in explaining to people just how stupid California is.

Gen 2 AR15 Spade Grip

KNS Precision, Inc. Gen 2 AR15 Spade Grip Accessory.

www.knsprecisioninc.com

It's probably a version of something like this, which if memory serves is to exploit what used to be one of the elusive complete loopholes to the AWB since providing the lower never had a stock it becomes a "firearm" when the spade grip is attached, not a rifle, and therefore should be completely exempt from all AWB provisions. Checking on the law it looks like in 2020 or so they changed it to include "firearms" too and basically yeeted that theory unless you take all the nice things off.

Y'all also got to see the kydex grip wrap which is the final commercially viable evolution of the "featureless build" in California, meaning the gun has no features which would make the AWB apply to it since the wrap specifically is not a pistol grip since you cannot get your thumb around the grip in line with the trigger while shooting it.

Spoiler: California retardation mitigation history

The first guns shipped in featureless were Robinson M96s that looked like this, just taking the pistol grip off:

A lot of people worked on mods to make existing guns legal with funky stock and grip alternatives:
The U-15 which is designed to also NOT be a thumbhole stock (called out in the provisions explicitly)

The monsterman grip which only really works right with A2 stocks.

The Hammerhead which post-dates the mostly defunct U-15, but cheaper and more customizable since it's just a plug that replaces the grip which buffer tubes and stocks thread into. This results in even stupider looking firearms but it's far more versatile.


Apparently Mr Fantastic Owns the below specimen, that's an A1 length Ace stock tacked to the back.


Half of those are from NY, all pictured were compliant firearms at the time of their photographing.

lol

Interestingly there have been some more serious attempts to make something that doesn't look completely stupid at significant commercial risk:
A redesign of the lower to use a more shotgun like buffer system, I know some that look very much like this have hit the market in limited numbers.

And uh...whatever this cross between an R-18 e-tron and an AR-15 is...again with a lower redesign, but no buffer redesign. I know this one never really hit market unless something changed.


That said, being able to wrap a grip, any grip, in Kydex and modify nothing else except yanking naughty bits like flash suppressors or fixing adjustable stocks with roll-pins is far easier than any of those prior solutions for the most number of people so most of these other solutions fell to the wayside.

For reference, this is the law which results in these abominations. Note 9, which I'm pretty sure is quite recent, it didn't exist when I was in state.

Spoiler: Retard law

PENAL CODE - PEN
    PART 6. CONTROL OF DEADLY WEAPONS [16000 - 34370]  ( Part 6 added by Stats. 2010, Ch. 711, Sec. 6. )
        TITLE 4. FIREARMS [23500 - 34370]  ( Title 4 added by Stats. 2010, Ch. 711, Sec. 6. )
            DIVISION 10. SPECIAL RULES RELATING TO PARTICULAR TYPES OF FIREARMS OR FIREARM EQUIPMENT [30210 - 33690]  ( Division 10 added by Stats. 2010, Ch. 711, Sec. 6. )
                CHAPTER 2. Assault Weapons and .50 BMG Rifles [30500 - 31115]  ( Chapter 2 added by Stats. 2010, Ch. 711, Sec. 6. )

ARTICLE 1. General Provisions [30500 - 30530]  ( Article 1 added by Stats. 2010, Ch. 711, Sec. 6. )
 
30515. (a) Notwithstanding Section 30510, “assault weapon” also means any of the following:
(1) A semiautomatic, centerfire rifle that does not have a fixed magazine but has any one of the following:

    (A) A pistol grip that protrudes conspicuously beneath the action of the weapon.

    (B) A thumbhole stock.

    (C) A folding or telescoping stock.

    (D) A grenade launcher or flare launcher.

    (E) A flash suppressor.

    (F) A forward pistol grip.

(2) A semiautomatic, centerfire rifle that has a fixed magazine with the capacity to accept more than 10 rounds.

(3) A semiautomatic, centerfire rifle that has an overall length of less than 30 inches.

(4) A semiautomatic pistol that does not have a fixed magazine but has any one of the following:

    (A) A threaded barrel, capable of accepting a flash suppressor, forward handgrip, or silencer.

    (B) A second handgrip.

    (C) A shroud that is attached to, or partially or completely encircles, the barrel that allows the bearer to fire the weapon without burning the bearer’s hand, except a slide that encloses the barrel.

    (D) The capacity to accept a detachable magazine at some location outside of the pistol grip.

(5) A semiautomatic pistol with a fixed magazine that has the capacity to accept more than 10 rounds.

(6) A semiautomatic shotgun that has both of the following:

    (A) A folding or telescoping stock.

    (B) A pistol grip that protrudes conspicuously beneath the action of the weapon, thumbhole stock, or vertical handgrip.

(7) A semiautomatic shotgun that does not have a fixed magazine.

(8) Any shotgun with a revolving cylinder.

(9) A semiautomatic centerfire firearm that is not a rifle, pistol, or shotgun, that does not have a fixed magazine, but that has any one of the following:

    (A) A pistol grip that protrudes conspicuously beneath the action of the weapon.

    (B) A thumbhole stock.

    (C) A folding or telescoping stock.

    (D) A grenade launcher or flare launcher.

    (E) A flash suppressor.

    (F) A forward pistol grip.

    (G) A threaded barrel, capable of accepting a flash suppressor, forward handgrip, or silencer.

    (H) A second handgrip.

    (I) A shroud that is attached to, or partially or completely encircles, the barrel that allows the bearer to fire the weapon without burning the bearer’s hand, except a slide that encloses the barrel.

    (J) The capacity to accept a detachable magazine at some location outside of the pistol grip.

(10) A semiautomatic centerfire firearm that is not a rifle, pistol, or shotgun, that has a fixed magazine with the capacity to accept more than 10 rounds.

(11) A semiautomatic centerfire firearm that is not a rifle, pistol, or shotgun, that has an overall length of less than 30 inches.

    (b) For purposes of this section, “fixed magazine” means an ammunition feeding device contained in, or permanently attached to, a firearm in such a manner that the device cannot be removed without disassembly of the firearm action.

There's some stuff about target pistols which isn't relevant, so I clipped that out.

Don't forget that while the magazine capacity limits are technically overruled, they do not have an enforcement stay until the lower courts sing or fuck it up AGAIN and get it sent to SCOTUS, so Californians are constrained to 10 rounders at the moment. Otherwise you'd probably see thirties in these videos, literally everyone deep in Cali gun shit enough to have spade grip AR-15s has illegal standard capacity mags laying around somewhere they can't use yet.

 

[Chandelier]

If he was a boss in Dark Souls what would his name be? His amhole would bring a whole new meaning to the name Ceaseless Discharge.

Abominable Detached Manhood or something like that. One look at that thing he calls a vagina and Aldritch would throw himself into the fire.

He ain't eating that.

 

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

The Hunchback of Troondom

The Hunchback of Not-a-Dame

Edit: Shit. Just saw someone had made that exact same comment on this very page. Sorry, Procrastinhater.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I'm a t-shirt and jeans gal myself, so I don't think there's anything particularly manly about Luke's clothes. He needs to learn how to pick shit that fits his frame properly, but his clothes aren't the real problem. The real problem, imo, is his lack of grooming. A little makeup goes a long fucking way... his skin is blotchy, greasy and sallow... his eyes are dull. A little foundation and mascara would help. His hair is long, but he obviously doesn't know what to do with it... he could throw it up in a high, messy bun and it would look much better. Bonus: it would also hide his receding part. A good skin and hair care routine would help a lot as well. This shit is basic, female 101.

its honestly weird to me that keffals went through all these operations so that he could attempt to pass as a woman and yet he never really does anything womanly. like you have the most manly square jawed looking men ever wearing lipstick and eye shadow at least trying to pass for women even if its failing but then you have people like keffals who could pass if they just put some effort into how he looks. dude just comes off depressed. or like hes uncomfortable in his own body.

which is kinda interesting since i thought the point of being trans was making it so you are comfortable in your own body but keffals seems really uninterested in being proud to be a woman or anything like that. it honestly sorta feels like he never wanted to be a woman in the first place and it was more of a narcissist thing where he wanted to be better than either gender so he made himself into what he believes both men and women would desire or something.

He is probably trying to reassure himself that the way he is going is the right one. Imagine if he would detransition. His last bit of clout and power would dissapear into the void. Like his thinning hair

dude can never go back not with all the things he has had done to him. his body is beyond fucked and is only gonna break down more and more with age. especially if he did/does use heroin or abuse pain meds his heart and liver especially are gonna just fall apart the older he gets and thats only if his kidneys dont go first or he dont end up like his dad and just end up getting some random cancer.

As shit as Keffals seems to be I just can’t enjoy this thread anymore. It’s too sad. Everything that happened through TwitchCon from the hounding of some e-thot to the photos where Keffals isn’t controlling the visuals has just made me realise what a pathetic speck of humanity Keffals is. I don’t hate them, I just pity them at this point

i dont really pity him but i do feel sorry for him from what ive seen and read it seems like he was born into a fucked household and ended up a victim of predators. but at the same time he has had more than enough time to realize the stuff he is doing. dudes a narcissist 100 percent.

much like with chris chan you can feel bad for them but also realize that they are terrible people themselves. chris had multiple chances to change and be a better person but only ever cared about his own selfish indulgences and keffals is no different. honestly a fair amount of people archived on this website are like that too blinded by their own egos to realize that maybe there is a reason why things are the way they are for them.

so yeah dont pity keffals he is not worth it and at the end of the day if he was able to send his army of psychos after you for even daring to speak negatively about him he would do so in a heartbeat because all he has ever cared about is himself.

 

[Norsecode]

I think the whole idea with him not grooming etc, is this deep-seeded idea that he doesnt "owe" anyone anything. That people should accept him "as he is" and that he shouldnt have to "go the extra mile" for anything whatsoever. It would also probably be a silent admission of defeat for him if he "has to make any effort to appear more like a woman than he naturally does, using any method, cosmetics included". To me personally it all seems to be rooted in notions like "I shouldnt have to do my hair like a woman, because I already am a woman and my hair is womanly".
I think this is his narcissism showing - that any effort to look better, is an admission to himself that he doesnt look good enough already. In his worldview hes perfect, and Any notion of possible improvement means hes Not perfect and therefore wrong about how he views himself, which is impossible.

 

[Reaper King]

It's nice to see Lucas getting more into activism, and to see where it takes him. Well done, Lucas.

 

[Nuns with guns]

Since we're pointing out every single minor defect Lucas has, which is really fun, how about we talk about his eyelashes now?

He probably thinks high of himself because his eyes are big, but those pathetic eyelashes look nothing female. I know guys with better looking eyelashes than him. They're undoubtedly male: by that picture alone I can see he's a man with an awful eyebrow shape. Seriously, what's wrong with that crooked line? Either go to a professional or stop shaving your eyebrows. He's not fooling anyone.

 

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LMFAO do I even need to comment? These moobs are so saggy, by the time he’s 30 he’ll be the proud owner of a pair of street sweepers. Also very dashing profile there, his probiscus is rather large from the side. Another intentional choice, I’m sure, to rarely appear at that angle.

I’ll give him credit here, he is somewhat passing from this angle- he looks like an incredibly ugly, dumpy woman with some form of intense autism/disability. So good job, you did it buddy.

The only thing he passes for is what he is- a castrated male. Not really masculine, not really feminine, not really anything. A male eunuch.

 

[I faked the autism]

However he would instantly turn into a @Christorian X situation where he would clout-chase, get assmad at haters, act spergy, and try to monetize/grift on his gay user name. I would welcome this because it’s entertaining.

Speaking of Cuckstorian X (known tweaker with lisp and pedmenco mod who got ran off the Internet because of puzzle ratings) I've seen you in the KC thread, Godwinson is doing a stream or video on the 15th do you think he will cover Lucas and the tranny brigade trying to de-platform Kiwi Farms in depth unlike pay pay pay and Tardski?

 

[Dread First]

I think the whole idea with him not grooming etc, is this deep-seeded idea that he doesnt "owe" anyone anything. That people should accept him "as he is" and that he shouldnt have to "go the extra mile" for anything whatsoever. It would also probably be a silent admission of defeat for him if he "has to make any effort to appear more like a woman than he naturally does, using any method, cosmetics included". To me personally it all seems to be rooted in notions like "I shouldnt have to do my hair like a woman, because I already am a woman and my hair is womanly".
I think this is his narcissism showing - that any effort to look better, is an admission to himself that he doesnt look good enough already. In his worldview hes perfect, and Any notion of possible improvement means hes Not perfect and therefore wrong about how he views himself, which is impossible.

Even if presentation =/= gender and everyone on earth magically believed that disgusting eunuchs in shitty drag are true and honest women… that still doesn’t make them women worth lusting after.

Congratulations, you’re now effortlessly and unmistakably a woman by sheer technicality. You’re still fat, ugly, and socially inept with no sense of style. If straight broads wouldn’t shag you pre-trooning, what makes you think actual cis lesbians would shag you, much less actual straight cis males?

 

[Woyzeck]

Noooooo ADF watch out! He's to your right!