Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[MooseGump]

In a thousand years from now an archeologist will discover your skeleton and go "why is the spine shaped like the letter S"
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Pretty funny that he can't help but air out exactly what bothers him that day, makes it much easier to make fun of him

 

[F13 Key]

So Lucas is going back to Canada. He claims he found a house pfft okay. Also saw speculation as to how he's going to adapt to living alone after his ex dumped him and potato ogre is fucking off back to the isles. What's he really gonna do?

This nigger is probably moving back in with his mom. I'm calling it now. If I'm wrong, I'm a faggot that's fine can confirm love gargling cocks, but if I'm right, I'm totally calling back to this if I'm still alive after the ensuing laughter fit. Oh god, I want this so bad. It's poetic. An incel's life reaching full circle. Please become reality, please.

Won't be hard to figure out, at this point every inch of the interior of his mom's house has been thoroughly documented and he's too stupid to use a greenscreen.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

He still hasn't talked about doxbin

this right here interests me for so many reasons because i would guess not many people know doxbin exists aside from the people who hang around parts of the internet where you might learn doxbin exists. so if keffals were to go after doxbin he would be seen as a way bigger hero because of the general unknown factor the site has compared to the farms.

but for whatever reason he refuses to mention them even as ammo against destiny he just out right never brings them up and it makes me wonder why that may be. is he actually afraid of them? or does he use the site to stalk his enemies? its just odd of him to ignore an obvious target to bitch about to get sympathy money and internet points.

 

[A Sunset]

Pretty funny that he can't help but air out exactly what bothers him that day, makes it much easier to make fun of him

Just like when he said he “totally doesn’t care” that he isn‘t attractive because he’s “not trying to be hot”, or when he was paralyzed on livestream when someone pointed out that he was balding, or how he sperged out at chat and starting banning people who said his voice sounded tired, or when he freaked out on Twitter when people said his dead father would be ashamed of him…..

Lucas Is a retard who has no filter. A retard dumped by his Fiancé who will soon live with Mommy, who helped him cut off his penis as a teen, at almost 30 years old.

Looking forward to the stinky incel basement stream.

 

[Niggerphobe]

In a thousand years from now an archeologist will discover your skeleton and go "why is the spine shaped like the letter S"
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In 1k years they will think a nuclear meltdown happened because of how misshaped the bones are

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

this right here interests me for so many reasons because i would guess not many people know doxbin exists aside from the people who hang around parts of the internet where you might learn doxbin exists. so if keffals were to go after doxbin he would be seen as a way bigger hero because of the general unknown factor the site has compared to the farms.

but for whatever reason he refuses to mention them even as ammo against destiny he just out right never brings them up and it makes me wonder why that may be. is he actually afraid of them? or does he use the site to stalk his enemies? its just odd of him to ignore an obvious target to bitch about to get sympathy money and internet points.

I assume he just doesn't want to attract more attention to his own dox. If I recall correctly that is why he messaged destiny prior to the manifesto release, he didn't want destiny mentioning doxbin by name, lest more people find out all his info.

 

[siegemeister675]

this right here interests me for so many reasons because i would guess not many people know doxbin exists aside from the people who hang around parts of the internet where you might learn doxbin exists. so if keffals were to go after doxbin he would be seen as a way bigger hero because of the general unknown factor the site has compared to the farms.

but for whatever reason he refuses to mention them even as ammo against destiny he just out right never brings them up and it makes me wonder why that may be. is he actually afraid of them? or does he use the site to stalk his enemies? its just odd of him to ignore an obvious target to bitch about to get sympathy money and internet points.

Doxbin are actually the scary, violent hackers and psychos they pretend we are. That gelded freak literally doesn't have the balls to go after them.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

In a thousand years from now an archeologist will discover your skeleton and go "why is the spine shaped like the letter S"
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Actually, it will be a thousand years ago.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

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(A)
He approves of those laws. Lucas is easily the least pro gun person in his circle.

Hint K-dog.
first timers shouldn't be shooting at tactical silhouettes anyway. Shoot at a regular bullseye target and learn the craft, science and art of it. The paramilitrooning is pushing you toward Phil brand "tankie" bullshit (oh, wait, being you promote criminal actions against those you perceive as "da enemy" you are already there)
For you it's a power totem (hence the fucked up grin when you are operating one) instead of a tool like sane people.

Bri Bri could quote the lines from SnowCrash about the reason 2.0 gun about it, but the only thing he really remembers about it are that there was a strong female character, the part about kendo he likes to plagiarize, and "...but not both at the same time" (about fireproof, non carcinogenic jammies in the book)

 

[Surfherder]

Keffals, because I know you are still reading this thread, that young detrans man is, and still will be, more than a woman you will ever be. Cope and seethe john, the male pattern baldness is gonna come for you too and no amount of screaming transphobia is going to stop it!

That young girl has the same hair density as Luke does. Luke just doesn’t have the balls (heh) to go bald. That’s the only difference.

 

[AltisticRight]

In a thousand years from now an archeologist will discover your skeleton and go "why is the spine shaped like the letter S"
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"In a thousand years ago", did your English language teacher kill herself?

Yes, in a thousand years, they'll discover the skeleton buried in some cemetary in the People's Republic of China, Canada self-government special region and come to the only conclusion.
Hunchback male.

 

[Piss Bear]

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Actually, it will be a thousand years ago.

He deleted this tweet and reposted it, I think because of the typo. His deleting actually makes sense for once.

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[Trout P]

KKKeffals strikes again.

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?!?!

 

[Polentic]

 

[RotPockets]

This plays out like a Lucas’ origin story.
Groom Wars: Rise of Manakin Childfucker

 

[AfghanBlue]

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He approves of those laws. Lucas is easily the least pro gun person in his circle.

Canada.....has plenty of guns, lol tf.
'have gun rights' like what? you can buy em.
with a not *huge* deal more hassle than the US. . so what was the point of this nothingpost?
other than blatantly to get a little bit of scraping-the-barrel attention off the backs of dead kids.

nice one lucas.
classy as always. really, human being with feelings stuff, that.
defo.

 

[Um...]

He deleted this tweet and reposted it, I think because of the typo. His deleting actually makes sense for once.
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It’s still grammatically incorrect, lol. Should be ‘A thousand years from now,’ no ‘in’ is needed. Did this halfwit even graduate from grade school?

Also- our boy is rocking a double chin these days.



In addition to his other unfortunate physical features. Is it just me or is he starting to look more and more like Chris-chan?

 

[Markass the Worst]

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This is inaccurate. Some may have roped themselves.

 

[SNAFU]

"In a thousand years ago", did your English language teacher kill herself?

Yes, in a thousand years, they'll discover the skeleton buried in some cemetary in the People's Republic of China, Canada self-government special region and come to the only conclusion.
Hunchback male.

His whole "rise to fame " was getting a bunch of likes on some JKR tweet. Even with the shitstorm hes becoming so predictable its boring. I'll be laughing at this guy until he gets a 9 to 5 but I feel hes lost his teeth

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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I'm no gun expert but I can imagine there's a lot wrong with this clip, lol

Those poor employees. Imagine having to get that close to that group. Imagine the stench.

Also, Lucas's man gut is REALLY on display here. It's easy to forget how fat he is