DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Soy Dora]

Is it me or is dave trying really hard to bait drama with other streamers recently? Putting LTG and wings in his wwe royal sperg stream to mock them and then today telling people not to watch keem because hes a scum bag. It just doesnt feel like normal baby bitch gin jealousy.

100%. Phil is finally catching onto how much attention this drives. You get a couple new whales from trashing that mean bully jerk Keemstar and that's another grand a month for JPEG pulls and ordering doordashed breakfast. Even if they don't stick around its more money to feeds the addictions.

I know most people think Phil is retarded, but a retard doesn't make 10k a month from 2-5 people. If anything, Phil is getting better at the scam.

 

[Tears for T]

Jasper laid on Phil's broken ass capture thing and he have to restart it. Phil said regarding that: It's not his fault

Yeah, it's a cat.

Phil's relationship with Jasper is really unhealthy. I have a cat myself myself, but I don't see it as my child, I don't talk to it like a human being. Really pathetic to dehumanize animals to the degree that Phil has now done.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

DSP going full-on cancel culture on Keemstar:

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Also: absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever. Zero.

wtf I love Keemstar now

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

100%. Phil is finally catching onto how much attention this drives. You get a couple new whales from trashing that mean bully jerk Keemstar and that's another grand a month for JPEG pulls and ordering doordashed breakfast. Even if they don't stick around its more money to feeds the addictions.

I know most people think Phil is retarded, but a retard doesn't make 10k a month from 2-5 people. If anything, Phil is getting better at the scam if anything.

You can tell that he's still assmad that Keem hasn't responded to his baiting, even after pinning that react video about Keem to his front page on YouTube.

Oh wait, Phil's totally not jealous of Keemstar.

 

[bojackruss]

DSP going full-on cancel culture on Keemstar:

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Also: absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever. Zero.

"KEEMSTAR BULLIED ME DOOD! STOP WATCHING HIM!!!" - Phil

 

[HorseSense]

This is a sneak diss? What am I missing? Clout commenting sure, but not seeing the diss like with the gamer room "I'm so much more mature" tweet.

(I'm gonna make an exception to my rants on shilling because you're blind)(I hope those nudnik game programmers accounted for your profound blindness.)

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

DSP going full-on cancel culture on Keemstar:

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Also: absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever. Zero.

I love his calls to action, because who's he calling to? 300 people at max? This isn't like if say PPD, or Phil DeFranco came out to tell people to stop watching keemstar. Regardless of personal opinion of them, those 2 have large audiences that encompass a wider slice of the world than DSPs. Considering how aware he claims to be that people watch his shit because they irrationally hate him, by his own logic (since he's such a logical guy) isn't this going to drive more retards like us to watch keemstar?

Unrelated: his close up with that cheap looking animated boarder as he rants at the camera is fucking primo. Doesn't match what he's talking about and undercuts how he's trying to be serious. Phil's shit is getting closer and closer to performance art daily.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Not necessarily a sneak diss but this tweet is a diss to everyone who got a copy including SBM.

what a jealous bitch. You know he is fucking seeeeeeeeeeeeeething over blind dope getting one.

DSP going full-on cancel culture on Keemstar:

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Also: absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever. Zero.

Uh oh. Has Phail realized he may have enticed his dents to see what all the hub bub is about? And go take a shower you greasy goblin. Damn are you jealous today.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Everyday he steps closer to person he use to chimp out about. "I'm not a drama streamer" "I'm not MR views *bubble blow*" "People Ebeg on twitch".


Least when the horse leaves his door dash bill will go down and that means more Champions.

 

[draculapenis]

Phil likes to believe that he has a ‘silent majority’ of fans that watch him and support him but are too afraid to do so vocally and in the open because of da trolls. This is also supported by the fact that he said he should get more engagement on tweets because his Twitter impressions are accurate huge numbers and not the bullshit number Twitter gets from bots and DSP hate-viewers.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Well, prove me wrong lads.

A lotta peepul say that Phil's penis works normal and that anyone who says otherwise is just a dumbass, jealous troll who CLEARLY doesn't know what they're talking about. There! DEBUNKED!

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Phil is getting better at the scam.

How is it even a scam at this point when the people paying him are fully aware of his endless wave of bullshit? If it took him 8/14 years to fully commit to the drama bandwagon his incremental retardation is still miles ahead and will always outgun anything else he does with his bizness. He's getting worse at every single thing he does.. these people are just mirroring him as they always do and doubling down on their own retardation along with him.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchat

 

[Dona Morte]

A lotta peepul say that Phil's penis works normal and that anyone who says otherwise is just a dumbass, jealous troll who CLEARLY doesn't know what they're talking about. There! DEBUNKED!

It works in Hogan units.

 

[Ortsnay]

Because Phil, the fat git, has erectile dysfunction.
That's why he gets so insecure about women in games and is always so weird about sex. He has to convince himself sex isn't normal to cope.

Random trivia, but men with gout are far more likely to develop erectile dysfunction. Add in his insane drinking, health and his well documented past with women. Well, prove me wrong lads.

Just put some truffles in a mesh bag and stand outside his gated community if you want to find your answer.

 

[marlintan]

How is it even a scam at this point when the people paying him are fully aware of his endless wave of bullshit? If it took him 8/14 years to fully commit to the drama bandwagon his incremental retardation is still miles ahead and will always outgun anything else he does with his bizness. He's getting worse at every single thing he does.. these people are just mirroring him as they always do and doubling down on their own retardation along with him.

>feigning distress to retards

 

[Agent Proper]

A lotta peepul say that Phil's penis works normal and that anyone who says otherwise is just a dumbass, jealous troll who CLEARLY doesn't know what they're talking about. There! DEBUNKED!

Did you talk to @Little Bill again? Sounds like you talked to him again, and gained intimate knowledge of Phil's short comings.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

This is a sneak diss? What am I missing? Clout commenting sure, but not seeing the diss like with the gamer room "I'm so much more mature" tweet.

You know I gave it some thought and to me, it comes off like Phil only sees SBM for his disability. Like the only thing he would get from a video game is the shit made for disabled people and not the story, gameplay, setting, etc.

And it could be the fault of Brandon for dubbing himself Super BLIND MAN and this is from me, a guy whose said some foul shit about SBM. But it's like... you could treat him as human you know?

 

[marlintan]

You know I gave it some thought and to me, it comes off like Phil only sees SBM for his disability. Like the only thing he would get from a video game is the shit made for disabled people and not the story, gameplay, setting, etc.

And it could be the fault of Brandon for dubbing himself Super BLIND MAN and this is from me, a guy whose said some foul shit about SBM. But it's like... you could treat him as human you know?

The last shall be first in getting GoW ragnarok

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You know I gave it some thought and to me, it comes off like Phil only sees SBM for his disability. Like the only thing he would get from a video game is the shit made for disabled people and not the story, gameplay, setting, etc.

And it could be the fault of Brandon for dubbing himself Super BLIND MAN and this is from me, a guy whose said some foul shit about SBM. But it's like... you could treat him as human you know?

DSP is jealous of legit disabilities. He wants that monthly tugboat check and a close parking spot dammit. And a bonafide excuse.