Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[CWCissey]

Well, it IS on SyFy so you shouldn't be taking everything on it at face value...

...but if that is the actress playing Wu, I think it's safe to day they got fucking Ghost Rider to play Tyce.

So we have a character to root for at least?

 

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So we have a character to root for at least?

They should totally have a motorcycle race.

Just think about it: A demon hellspawn whose gaze, set within its skeletal face can cause mere mortal to shriek in soul-tearing agony... and the other one is played by Nic Cage.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Well, it IS on SyFy so you shouldn't be taking everything on it at face value...

...but if that is the actress playing Wu, I think it's safe to day they got fucking Ghost Rider to play Tyce.

It's going to be hard to top the Suey Park story. She had a fictional sniper out her window, some people were taking pictures of her with a phone in a dark night club, she takes the phone and sees evidence that she's been stalked for a long period of time, throws it to the GROUND and runs out.

 

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It's going to be hard to top the Suey Park story. She had a fictional sniper out her window, some people were taking pictures of her with a phone in a dark night club, she takes the phone and sees evidence that she's being stalked for a long period of time, throws it to the GROUND and runs out.

So... we can except Jace and Tyce to literally drive into Wu's home, run over her dog, then have her chase after them on her rocket motorcycle but have them fly off the side of the road and disappear into the night? then in the next scene Wu fending off a hacking attempt, NCIS style?

 

[Luminous Being]

http://www.syfy.com/theinternetruinedmylife/videos/101-cancelcolbert

Within the first 20 seconds you get a glimpse of Wu's actor. Poor lady.

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Dark pic. Wondering if the low lighting was on purpose.

Edit: YOU GUYS NEED TO WATCH THIS SHIT! IT SHOWS A SNIPER OUTSIDE SUEY PARK'S APARTMENT! OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

You can already check Film Noir like lighting! THANK YOU SYFY!

 

[Optimus Prime]

So... we can except Jace and Tyce to literally drive into Wu's home, run over her dog, then have her chase after them on her rocket motorcycle but have them fly off the side of the road and disappear into the night? then in the next scene Wu fending off a hacking attempt, NCIS style?

Already a better game than R60!

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

You can already check Film Noir like lighting! THANK YOU SYFY!

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Scenes I'd like to see:

Flynt/Wu in shower. Ominous electronic music. Doorknob inside bathroom begins to rattle. (Not really. Flynt/Wu should never be seen unless wearing a burka.)

Flynt/Wu enters kitchen for breakfast at 1:30 p.m. Shrieks in horror when he finds GamerGate written in strawberry jam on refrigerator door. (Bonus points if one of the diseased dogs is bobbing in a pot of boiling water.)

Flynt/Wu being examined by new gynecologist. Doctor looks up with expression of utter puzzlement on her face, silently mouths the phrase "What the fuck?"

Flynt/Wu looks at empty email inbox. Writes on legal pad: "Received 368 death threats today."

Flynt/Wu repositions mannequin in front of living room window. Says: "That's better, Natalie. People might get suspicious if you never move."

Candid shot of Flynt/Wu reading a copy of How to Forge a College Diploma.

Candid shot of Flynt/Wu reading a copy of Unreal Engine for Epsilon-Minus Semi-Morons.

Candlelit dinner where Flynt/Wu and Frank prepare and devour ortolans, which they raise in their garage after blinding them with sailmaker's needles.

Flynt/Wu walking through her Boston neighborhood while children run in terror, screaming, "Tranzilla! Tranzilla!"

 

[Luminous Being]

Scenes I'd like to see:

Flynt/Wu in shower.

Disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Candlelit dinner where Flynt/Wu and Frank prepare and devour ortolans, which they raise in their garage after blinding them with sailmaker's needles.

Napkin over head and all?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Napkin over head and all?

Oui, certainement.

 

[Spork]

So... we can except Jace and Tyce to literally drive into Wu's home, run over her dog, then have her chase after them on her rocket motorcycle but have them fly off the side of the road and disappear into the night? then in the next scene Wu fending off a hacking attempt, NCIS style?

-Wu will have been forced to "flee her home" because of Deagle Nation
-When she gets onto the highway to flee for her life, she notices the Race War Van following her
-Jace is leaning out of the window waving a real gun around
-Tyce is driving.
-Both are wearing green and purple outfits.
-Action sequence as Wu desperately tries to avoid Jace's attempted driveby
-Just as it looks like Jace has a shot lined up on Wu, Tyce crashes the Race War Van and Wu escapes to safety.
-Eli is later arrested in Canada because he burst into a random building waving a katana around, narration claims that he was a "drug dealer" who was "trying to kill Reddit admins who had defended Wu"
-Ominous shot of Jace, Tyce, and Eli being released from jail like it's no big deal, with the implication that they are still prowling the streets to this day
-Shot of Wu looking out the window of a hotel room nervously, ever fearful that Deagle Nation might make another attempt on her life
-Roll credits

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

I almost expect Wu's episode, by logical necessity, to have basically the same plot as shutter island, except replace the set pieces with deagle nation and gamergate.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

She doesn't even get a full episode, that's hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

She doesn't even get a full episode, that's hilarious.

And she has to share it with a fast food monkey who pissed in Taco Bell food.

Which is appropriate since she's about as employable as Piss Boy.

 

[FatNero]

And she has to share it with a fast food monkey who pissed in Taco Bell food.

Which is appropriate since she's about as employable as Piss Boy.

He's waaaay more employable, he changes his name no one gives a fuck and they can't google him anymore.

She changes her name and it's all over the internet in ten minutes flat.

 

[Ravana]

I'm disappointed they didn't use a CGI character for Wu's stand-in.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Candlelit dinner where Flynt/Wu and Frank prepare and devour ortolans, which they raise in their garage after blinding them with sailmaker's needles.

wut?

@Jaimas Is it possible to have a quick rebuttal of her Syfy episode up by the next day on the lolcow wiki? Possibly in one of the top Google results?

I was also wondering if some kiwi may be willing to stream the episode? I would but I dont have a capture card.

 

[Jaimas]

@Jaimas Is it possible to have a quick rebuttal of her Syfy episode up by the next day on the lolcow wiki? Possibly in one of the top Google results?

You know us so well.

 

[DragoonSierra]

You know us so well.

 

[CervixHammer]

doesn't look like Wu and Piss Olympics Guy are in the same episode, but >she has to share hers with some food-related guy anyway.

edit: another quick shot of the actor/actress playing Wu. looks like Jace/Tyce have a UFO?

 

[Mushroom Cloud]

Congrats on >300 posts, been following closely. I even read some of the previous >1000 post thread. Wtf.

One thing that's been bothering me, for awhile now, is how does Wu get so much press coverage?

Everything she does generates news stories. It's like a mundane superpower. She never capitalizes on it (She's not that bright, I mean who takes a product off the shelf while your still making it's replacement and can't namedrop it?) but she sure can generate it;
BBC, NYTimes, Guardian, Cbsnews, HuffPost, USAToday, theBigBag, complex, jdnews, etc etc. That's just from this last convention stint. It's like journos are falling over themselves to write what is essentially fluff.

Is Online Harassment such a hot-button subject that any story on it will drive clicks? But then surely there's better 'victims' to show off?
Is it because Wu name is now synonymous with GamerGate and the world/Journos can't get enough of that s-s-scary online boogeyman?
Is it just because Wu 'backchannels' (follows on Twitter) freelance writers in the SJW circles whom need to write about something?
Is it because Journo's desperately want to look progressive and on "the right side of history" are are just hedging their bets?
Is it because some publications actually believe the story surrounding Wu, and then other journos latch on to the story, as it's been reported from Source A it has to be true? (I.E everything wrong with Wikipedia)

Small time game developers would kill to get the kind of press coverage Wu generates, such a shame she hasn't got anything to sell.