DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I know it is his thing to be low effort, but copy paste is a poor look for anyone.
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Remember, Phil's a really nice guy. He even let Leanna drive his car even though they were broken up at the time. This is totally not a vain attempt at gaining attention while kicking the stupid developers in the nuts.
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32 retweets...signal boosting... on an account that has 6 million followers...

This fkn guy :story:

This clout chasing is so fucking inept it really hurts my feelings. I mean just have a think about what is going on here

Man in his 40's who owns a house, has a Wife and a Catson, has been running his own business for nearly 15 years, (i.e. pretends to be broke so idiots give him money and pulls a toddler tantrum until he gets it) is fighting the good fight over Sonic The Hedgehog DLC...

Bravo Phillip, bravo...
 
32 retweets...signal boosting... on an account that has 6 million followers...

This fkn guy :story:

This clout chasing is so fucking inept it really hurts my feelings. I mean just have a think about what is going on here

Man in his 40's who owns a house, has a Wife and a Catson, has been running his own business for nearly 15 years, (i.e. pretends to be broke so idiots give him money and pulls a toddler tantrum until he gets it) is fighting the good fight over Sonic The Hedgehog DLC...

Bravo Phillip, bravo...
DSP is the embodiment of the Dunning Kreguer effect, if we were able to harvest power from what he thinks he knows we'd solve the energy crisis
 
32 retweets...signal boosting... on an account that has 6 million followers...

This fkn guy :story:

This clout chasing is so fucking inept it really hurts my feelings. I mean just have a think about what is going on here

Man in his 40's who owns a house, has a Wife and a Catson, has been running his own business for nearly 15 years, (i.e. pretends to be broke so idiots give him money and pulls a toddler tantrum until he gets it) is fighting the good fight over Sonic The Hedgehog DLC...

Bravo Phillip, bravo...
I would say that the Sonic Twitter account should pull an Xbox, but giving Phil attention will only cause him to whine more about how hard done by he is. Or gleefully say how SEMPAI NOTICED ME.
 
DSP is the embodiment of the Dunning Kreguer effect, if we were able to harvest power from what he thinks he knows we'd solve the energy crisis
He went on a rant this past week about how you shouldnt make charity public is now trying to help people out on Twitter...
I would say that the Sonic Twitter account should pull an Xbox, but giving Phil attention will only cause him to whine more about how hard done by he is. Or gleefully say how SEMPAI NOTICED ME.
Twitter Phil, the kind considerate champion of the consumer who wants to have fun and chill, and Phil the streamer, who will put on a long sleeve shirt and post a pic on instagram about he cant afford to put the heating on to bait tips to spend on pictures of wrestlers in a mobile game are the same kind of idiot

And it's glorious to watch both fail so badly at LARPing as a streamer/influencer to buy cheeseburges and cat fountains, because the REAL Phil is a 12 year old idiot LARPing as a 40 year old adult:story:
 
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32 retweets...signal boosting... on an account that has 6 million followers...

This fkn guy :story:

This clout chasing is so fucking inept it really hurts my feelings. I mean just have a think about what is going on here

Man in his 40's who owns a house, has a Wife and a Catson, has been running his own business for nearly 15 years, (i.e. pretends to be broke so idiots give him money and pulls a toddler tantrum until he gets it) is fighting the good fight over Sonic The Hedgehog DLC...

Bravo Phillip, bravo...
Even funnier, he thinks he has anyone in his fanbase that is not autistically checking the sonic twitter three times a day. Know your audiance dave, every single unironic fan of yours has folders of furry porn and sonic fan fic.
 
I would say that the Sonic Twitter account should pull an Xbox, but giving Phil attention will only cause him to whine more about how hard done by he is. Or gleefully say how SEMPAI NOTICED ME.
They should just respond with the coom gif, it would confuse him. Senpai knows him, however it is for something that makes his wife (Thumbs door) cry.
 
They should just respond with the coom gif, it would confuse him. Senpai knows him, however it is for something that makes his wife (Thumbs door) cry.
Anyone fucking with Phil on twitter should just imply he is poor. It pisses him off to his core and he takes the bait every time. He can go from ranting about bills/support to ranting about how sucessful his business is in the same breath if one person in chat baits him by saying something as simple as "I used to be poor too, hang in there"
 
This rant is fucking great. Just a chefs kiss moment.
If there's anything I hate about DSP, it's this shit:

"Why don't game developers know what's fun and what isn't!?"

If you know better Phil, maybe find a way to build a budget and make your own game. These days, the only type of games DSP won't backseat gamedev are walking simulators and fucking Bugsnax. Such great khantent.
 
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