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Or, he was getting cash back at the register and feeding that into the vending machine.
Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread
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There are liquor stores that sell lottery tickets.And his reason for playing the lottery was that if he played long enough, sooner or later he was certain to win
The bank leaks suggest that he does not buy lottery tickets anymore: In the states where I have lived the only places that sold lottery tickets were convenience stores (where they are sold behind the counter just like cigarettes) and grocery stores (where they were sold in dedicated vending machines or at the customer service counter). They were never just in store aisles like any other item.
The leaks don't show any convenience stores so that's right out and if he were buying them at Fred Meyer we'd see two entries for a purchase at Fred Meyer whenever he went there, one for the lottery ticket and one for the rest of his groceries. Phil might really have been True and Honest here.
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Oh yeah. Heaven forbid if your food touches. While I've known some kids like this that their food can't touch, I've never met an adult that was adamant that Mr. Peas can't touch Mr. Meat or else they're both ruined.
Well that's embarrassing. Although in my defense the parallels between them are pretty close when you think of it.
1. They're both fake Italians.
2. They cook shitty food.
3. They're fragile little bitches that can't take any kind of criticism.
4. They refer to their detractors as "haters".
5. They're married to a fat woman that doesn't care about them.
6. And they both have a pet to deal with the lack of children in the home.
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That is maybe the only thing that could make his gargantuan Total Wine bills any sadder than they already are. At least if you buy gin you get to drink the gin.
My mind would be blown if his indignant denials of being a boozehound were actually true, because he's really an honest and upstanding gambling addict who likes the occasional glass of gin.
Draventren the Squeakuel
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Holy shit the way he pronounces au gratin...is that an American thing, or a Phil thing? Regardless, ferme ta gueule Phil, tabernac.
I can own my autism about not liking foods to touch as an adult, but as a mature adult with a non-business degree I can handle my mashed potatoes getting turkey in them.
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Haven't been able to find any liquor stores named in Renton area. Mostly convenient stores, gas stations, and............................Fred Meyer:
Washington Lottery releases list of luckiest stores to buy winning lotto tickets
Are you feeling lucky? Washington's Lottery released a list of Puget Sound stores you are most likely to buy a winning lotto ticket at. The top shop is the Rosario Market in Anacortes, which sold 17 winning tickets last yet.
Probably an American thing and East coast at that. I hear it pronounced 'awe groton'
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[TinfoilHat]Haven't been able to find any liquor stores named in Renton area. Mostly convenient stores, gas stations, and............................Fred Meyer:
Washington Lottery releases list of luckiest stores to buy winning lotto tickets
Are you feeling lucky? Washington's Lottery released a list of Puget Sound stores you are most likely to buy a winning lotto ticket at. The top shop is the Rosario Market in Anacortes, which sold 17 winning tickets last yet.www.q13fox.com
Probably an American thing and East coast at that. I hear it pronounced 'awe groton'
IIRC there was weird times/amounts spent at Fred Meyers. We thought he was just tossing a Apple store card or two onto the bill. It might've been hundreds of dollars of lottery tickets!
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I agree but there had to be other purchases or it would be round numbers as lottery isn't taxable.
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I don't have PoP's Excel in front of me, but I believe some months it was like 200 bucks, but every once in awhile it'd be like 400 or 500 for no reason. So I would think it was groceries (70% of which would go to waste, I am sure) and then Dave's addiction. I am sure Khet only knows about the cards he buys and not the 16.51s.
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No, it's an English thing. That's how les maudits Anglais butcher French. But then... you damn Frenchies butcher English as well when trying to speak it so really ça revient au même.
My personal pet peeve though is how they always refer to the stuff you get on the side of your French Dip sandwich as the "au jus". Or the "oh joo" as they say.
It's about the same.
Problem is in pronouncing a French term using English pronunciation while trying to make it sound authenic just makes it sound doubly wrong.
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Phil decided to spend part of his one day off a year (self proclaimed, no idea how this squares with the Designated Day Off) to show us what he had for breakfast tendies:
Source, Archive
Top autists are debating whether this is frozen or IHOP but either way that looks bad.
Then we get to the paper plates (trashy) and this being the one day they make breakfast together - they have plenty of chances to do that since he schedules his Designated Days Off to line up with her being off (easy when she's unemployed) but don't take them, and the one chance they do get to do this they waste by making something that a 15-year-old could do. Even in his cope tweets he can't help but reveal he's inept and his marriage is a failure.
And to avoid a double post, let's have a shot of the Christmas dinner pig slop too:
Source, archive
The similarities to his Thanksgiving pig slop are uncanny - two paper plates and three of the sides (green beans, cranberry sauce, and stuffing) are the exact same; if those aren't leftovers from the QVC Linda sent him (I hope they aren't) then Fred Meyer probably made too much of them for Thanksgiving orders and rebranded the extra as Christmas sides. Phil claims "we will likely make this style of chicken again" but wouldn't you know it, you can get a whole roast chicken from Fred Meyer:
While CostCo is famous for its cheap rotisserie chickens (for some reason I can't find a listing on their website).
I'll let you decide where the bird really came from.
Source, Archive
Top autists are debating whether this is frozen or IHOP but either way that looks bad.
Then we get to the paper plates (trashy) and this being the one day they make breakfast together - they have plenty of chances to do that since he schedules his Designated Days Off to line up with her being off (easy when she's unemployed) but don't take them, and the one chance they do get to do this they waste by making something that a 15-year-old could do. Even in his cope tweets he can't help but reveal he's inept and his marriage is a failure.
And to avoid a double post, let's have a shot of the Christmas dinner pig slop too:
Source, archive
The similarities to his Thanksgiving pig slop are uncanny - two paper plates and three of the sides (green beans, cranberry sauce, and stuffing) are the exact same; if those aren't leftovers from the QVC Linda sent him (I hope they aren't) then Fred Meyer probably made too much of them for Thanksgiving orders and rebranded the extra as Christmas sides. Phil claims "we will likely make this style of chicken again" but wouldn't you know it, you can get a whole roast chicken from Fred Meyer:
While CostCo is famous for its cheap rotisserie chickens (for some reason I can't find a listing on their website).
I'll let you decide where the bird really came from.
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They absolutely are, he was talking about how he had leftover cranberry sauce right after Thanksgiving. Complete lack of passion on their part and the usual expected laziness, compensated by pure flexing on Twitter, the typical Darksidefill way. This looks like prison food, and he keeps taking pics at an angle that makes it seem like he snuck his phone at the table when he wasn't supposed to
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I really don't get either food flex. Is it aimed at the poors that don't have an internet presence to begin with?
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Philbert is flexing so hard with his food choices.
Frozen waffles, sausage and scrambled eggs. Something that even an 8 year old child can do. I mean it's Christmas if you're going to make a big deal then pump it up a bit. Make it special. Do something that isn't just the bare minimum. And his Christmas dinner? Yeah, looks exactly the same as what he had for Thanksgiving. And there's no way that any of that wasn't pre-made.
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its to make you think he has a loving "family" that he spends time with. but in reality hes just doordashing it
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In my current headcanon he didn't DoorDash the slop he ate for Pigmas dinner, at least not most of it. It looks suspiciously similar to the QVC slop he ate on Thanksbegging, I wouldn't be surprised if he kept the leftover slop from Thanksbegging in his freezer for a month. Hell, I remember last month on the stream right after the Thanksbegging dinner flex tweet he said that he had a lot of that sad looking cranberry sauce left over. Additionally, he's lazy and disgusting enough to eat month old leftovers.
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Necroing this thread for the Retrospective Marathon of 26 August 2023.
Being the loving wife that she is, Kat cooked Phil a four-course spread (his words). Let's take a look shall we?
To start out we have a large hunk of cornbread accompanied by HALF A DINNER PLATE FULL OF MASHED POTATOES WHO EATS THAT MUCH SERIOUSLY. Oversized portions aside they look like unremarkable preparations of very simple dishes. I would also point out there is some sort of spotting on the lower left-hand side of the cornbread which points to Kat not mixing the ingredients thoroughly enough or adding so much of one ingredient that the dough could not absorb it (in other words the dough became a super-saturated solution).
Followed by baked beans which could have come from a can for all I can tell. Tying back to the first image I don't know what the theme here is beyond "things even Kat couldn't screw up" - cornbread and baked beans are common sides for barbecue but mashed potatoes are not. The least bad explanation is that Kat may have been too lazy to make potato salad here.
I had to be told what this was because I couldn't figure it out on my own, allegedly it's a chicken sandwich. What I don't see anywhere in here is a vegetable or Phil looking enthusiastic about eating any of this, he looks like he's just pretending to like it and that's generous.
In summary - simple food poorly made with too much carbs. It isn't even a four-course meal, it's a main + 3 sides. As a parting thought it is mildly interesting that Phil agreed to have Kat's inept home cooking over his preferred form of takeout - this is the first and so far as I know only sign he might be cutting back after repeatedly missing tips goals, sometimes by large amounts.
Being the loving wife that she is, Kat cooked Phil a four-course spread (his words). Let's take a look shall we?
To start out we have a large hunk of cornbread accompanied by HALF A DINNER PLATE FULL OF MASHED POTATOES WHO EATS THAT MUCH SERIOUSLY. Oversized portions aside they look like unremarkable preparations of very simple dishes. I would also point out there is some sort of spotting on the lower left-hand side of the cornbread which points to Kat not mixing the ingredients thoroughly enough or adding so much of one ingredient that the dough could not absorb it (in other words the dough became a super-saturated solution).
Followed by baked beans which could have come from a can for all I can tell. Tying back to the first image I don't know what the theme here is beyond "things even Kat couldn't screw up" - cornbread and baked beans are common sides for barbecue but mashed potatoes are not. The least bad explanation is that Kat may have been too lazy to make potato salad here.
I had to be told what this was because I couldn't figure it out on my own, allegedly it's a chicken sandwich. What I don't see anywhere in here is a vegetable or Phil looking enthusiastic about eating any of this, he looks like he's just pretending to like it and that's generous.
In summary - simple food poorly made with too much carbs. It isn't even a four-course meal, it's a main + 3 sides. As a parting thought it is mildly interesting that Phil agreed to have Kat's inept home cooking over his preferred form of takeout - this is the first and so far as I know only sign he might be cutting back after repeatedly missing tips goals, sometimes by large amounts.
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I'm going to go on a limb here and say the chicken is shredded/pulled and it's something like a cheap BBQ sauce on it.
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Still looks like shit.
I literally, can't for the life of me, make out that that is supposed to be a chicken sandwich. That whole meal is just carbs with a little bit of "chicken" and the only plant based food are beans. Nothing green which again shows that Khet doesn't like vegetables.