Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

escapegoat · Dec 3, 2022

goodgrief said:
I was reading a thread about celebrities who turned out to be shitty people. And there was a lot of genuine monstrosities in it. A lot of rape, various forms of assault, being a spouse from a horror movie, pedo shit and stuff like that.

But then someone's like "Sorry to disappoint but David Mitchell is transphobic". Mitchell is a British comedian, often a guest on panel shows. He's just...harmless.
The evidence of his horrible transphobia is in the excerpt of his book. Dude just thinks trannies are funny and men trying to mimic women's gestures is awkward. So this literal light-hearted read had a trigger warning for transphobia.

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Someone had to go searching for that, because Mitchell is forever associated with Robert Webb, and Webb went after Mermaids in an interview a few years back.

PyrrhicRustle · Dec 3, 2022

escapegoat said:
Someone had to go searching for that, because Mitchell is forever associated with Robert Webb, and Webb went after Mermaids in an interview a few years back.

I’m sure with enough pressure they’ll bend the knee but it gives me a spark of hope they might not, I really liked their work in the 2000s

FarmVille · Dec 3, 2022

Q: why do people act like it’s okay to have children around drag, a highly sexualized, inappropriate subculture?

A: because they think it’s better than being associated with the hillbilly Hills Have Eyes militia that shows up to counter protest. No shit.

Real winning strategy there useful idiots I mean uhm proud boys.

escapegoat · Dec 3, 2022

PyrrhicRustle said:
I’m sure with enough pressure they’ll bend the knee but it gives me a spark of hope they might not, I really liked their work in the 2000s

Webb hasn’t yet, and it sticks in their craw that he hasn’t been treated like Lineham. Last I saw he said the whole thing was blown out of proportion, that he doesn’t hate anyone, and he’s never done the performative apology. He was on that big ballroom dancing show, and the Twitter ghouls were still butthurt about it.

If anything, he was the first sign that normal people in the UK had concerns, particularly about Mermaids.

Lead Sammich · Dec 3, 2022

SlaanyChaser said:
Apologies if this has been posted before but I don't remember seeing it here.
Enjoy my fellow flightless birbs.

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Late, but this is some of the funniest shit ive ever read.

Beast From 20000 Faggums said:
Isn't this basically the plot of an Always Sunny episode?

Kinda yes, but its even more like the South Park episode where Mr. Garrison is pissed off at his dad bc he didnt molest him as a child :story:

Cloacan said:
The closing of the long bones during puberty is what stunts height, right? And sex hormones are integral to that happening? So if kids going on puberty blockers but not getting sex hormones, won't they generally be likely to experience increased height? I wonder do FTMs experience extra height growth if started early enough? I think maybe I misunderstand how the whole process works...

"Sorry, I don't sell vaginas to lardasses. Progrockstryofoam? WTF are you babbling about! Here, take some Viagra and go fuck yourself. Next!"
"Doctor Deleetus, the waiting room is empty. That was the only patient we had scheduled this month."
"Sweeet. I'll be at the strip club if you need me."

Its counter intuitive, but they dont get taller. They just get taller later on in life. Height is wayyy more about genetics than it is just wjat hormones youre taking. Someone posted the study in this thread but i cant remember where sorry, but yes a study has been done on whether puberty blockers ultimately make kids taller or not.

AfghanBlue · Dec 3, 2022

Cloacan said:
Imagining what cotton panty breath smells like... not sure how to feel.

What the fuck

(Also it would or should smell fine - troons are gross at best of times and their amholes are just another layer of terrible added into their general smell)

Apocalypse Chew Chew · Dec 3, 2022

Lead Sammich said:
Kinda yes, but its even more like the South Park episode where Mr. Garrison is pissed off at his dad bc he didnt molest him as a child

(But also “Charlie got molested“ in season 1, Mac is so offended that Charlie was maybe abused by the PE coach, that Mac goes to visit the Coach to try to get him to make a pass at him. And the coach is played by Mr Belding from ‘Saved by the Bell’)

All in all, if it’s not South Park, it’ll be in It‘s Always Sunny, or The Simpsons, or Family Guy. Or all of them.

Need4Sneed · Dec 3, 2022

Some of you may remember Eric Arndt. While he does exhibit some some of the typical cowing behaviors like oversharing, bullying women and just pure unadulterated autism his selfies alone may earn him a thread.

chiobu · Dec 3, 2022

"nooooooooooooo we need the parents' permissions to use a kid's preferred pronouns"

"why would those bigots call us groomers?"

Otterly · Dec 3, 2022

Bluefeet said:
I have a theroy on the IBS, at least. There are no tests to diagnose IBS. Essentially if you come in with digestive issues, your doctor will run a bunch of tests to pin down the cause. If all the tests come back negative and whatever issue goes on for long enough, you'll get diagnosed with IBS (I secretly think this exists chiefly to shut whiny people up).

Troons are dead center in the venn diagram of terrible diet/lifestyle, hypochondria, entitlement, and medical attention-seeking. I'll bet my butt your average troon will wreck their digestion with a terrible diet, go to the doctor, swear up and down they eat nothing but the finest soy milk and vegan salads, all tests come back negative, troon keeps whining, more tests come back negative, troon keeps whining, doctor gets fed up and hands down the diagnosis so they can get some peace. Troon is now happy that they are officially disabled, slaps 'disabled' into that wall of text list on the top of every social media profile, and the circle of life continues.

There’s a physical and genetic link between autism and the gut as well. I am absolutely convinced of this. Your gut has an astonishing number of neurons and neuroendocrine type cells. The guts of mouse models of certain disorders that include autism are abnormal, at a visual level and at a genetic one. some think that the gut and autism are causally linked in some way, and I think they may be on to something. Either way, it’s not just eating crap (although that’s not helping and probably reinforces it all) - I think the gut is strongly linked to autism, I’m just not 100% sure which is the causal side, gut or brain.

Ona Quest said:
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The remit should have included how they were able to infiltrate the police, the nhs and schools as well. But a good start, it’s VERY rare to have charities investigated like this

Ona Quest · Dec 3, 2022

Big if true

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fenny · Dec 3, 2022

Otterly said:
There’s a physical and genetic link between autism and the gut as well. I am absolutely convinced of this. Your gut has an astonishing number of neurons and neuroendocrine type cells. The guts of mouse models of certain disorders that include autism are abnormal, at a visual level and at a genetic one. some think that the gut and autism are causally linked in some way, and I think they may be on to something. Either way, it’s not just eating crap (although that’s not helping and probably reinforces it all) - I think the gut is strongly linked to autism, I’m just not 100% sure which is the causal side, gut or brain.

The remit should have included how they were able to infiltrate the police, the nhs and schools as well. But a good start, it’s VERY rare to have charities investigated like this

The autism gut thing is why a lot of parents try altering their kid's diet when they're diagnosed, and it's not terrible idea. Little autistic kids often can't communicate things like "my tummy hurts after we eat (whatever)," and that frequent discomfort can contribute to meltdowns and self injurious behaviors and just annoying autistic shit. It's not going to make them stop being autistic, but it can make it easier to manage (if they do in fact have some kind of digestive issue exacerbating things.)

Notorious AGP · Dec 3, 2022

Crackhead ewphoria:

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Accept Only Substitutes · Dec 3, 2022

Notorious AGP said:
Crackhead ewphoria:

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A drug dealer thought you were beautiful? No where in your brain did you consider that he might be high off his stash? Or maybe that he's a faggot?

No shit, that whole event does sound terrifying. But did it never occur to him to just tell her to get out of the car and drive off? I mean, hostage suitation? You're the driver! You have allllll the power here. My sides.

Bluefeet · Dec 3, 2022

Chandelier said:
This is an unorthodox posting. It has more relation to the Fanfiction horrors thread, but the author is a 40 year old FTM whose politics is a core theme of her work. Her comments are curated and she does not allowed criticism (even saying that men do not have vaginas will earn you a block). However - as her comments are directly related to troon issues, some of the ones I collected even lead to Aidens wondering how they are clocked so easily. There are some relations to the SJW thread as well. Unrelated comments/snippets of her politics inside her work will be spoilered so as not to interrupt the flow.

AO3 does have a kind of forum-esque set-up, and somewhat functions as social media, but the comments really are what sells it. These are collected from here.

First, run-of-the-mill troon politics. For context, this is from LOTR, in particular the Silmarillion.
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96% of those trafficked (just in Leaf Land) are women and girls. Guaranteed they did not fucking choose that 'job'. OnlyFans is only a minority and even then you are beholden to the pimp that is your country's tax laws/the IRS. 7 out of 10 of those trafficked are from South Asia/the Global South, where poor incomes and quality of living leads to these hubs being formed. These women are then - quite literally - shoved in crates and shipped across the ocean so they can get a job in massage parlours.

In a perfect world, women wouldn't choose prostitution. They are (nearly) universally forced into it. Even the Soviet Union abolished prostitution - and punished the pimps, not the women. So much for your perfect socialist world.

These next bits will be spoilered, but just from reading them you can 100% tell this is a woman writing it.

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> be a lawyer
> have enough money to immigrate to the US
> lose it all to become homeless bums feeding cats
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Oh btw, these 'dudes cocks' are a whopping 2 inches.

Seriously how the fuck do you blow all that money being a criminal defense lawyer. Must be that 'pink brain' talking.
Now for the related comments. Aidens wonder how and why people clock them so easily:
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Context: Soren is their 'original character do not steal' who is actually a woman. Yes, it is truly a mystery how transmen are clocked so easily in real life, especially when compared to actual men.

You're 'dainty and feminine' because you're fucking women. And barely any of you are above 5'5, give me a break.
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Most dudes - nay, nearly ALL OF THEM - know that vagina = female. They can tell. The Reddit posts from that one Aiden who got stared at during a gay sex club night is proof. You aren't a 'real dude', you're a woman LARPing as one.

Yes, we can tell, Aiden. It's not that hard.
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Guys who have vaginas...are women. No matter how hard you try, you will never be as aggressive as a natal male. You can't even beat them in their own sports, lol.

Aidens wonder why actual men pose a threat to them:
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I'm told by transwomen - and their libfem handmaidens - that there is nothing to worry about in male spaces. We are just overreacting! So why are Aidens so afraid? Are you afraid of being judged? Too bad, men get judged all the time. Deal with it, king.
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Why is it hard to be trans and homeless, especially if you're a trans guy? Are you afraid of being raped? By whom? You told us there was nothing to worry about, King!
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You're right, you're not a faggot. Only men can be that. You are not a man on the inside, because your nucleated cells are sexed. Sorry, girl. You will always be female.
(If you need proof Aidens are truly delusional, look at the shit they write on the side.)

Obligatory Putin comment:
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Guessing they don't know Ukraine had to force transwomen into the military, LEL
A follow up to this: their 'basic human decency' involves kidnapping a dude if they found their fantasy elf.
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Like I said, this is a little on the unorthodox side. It's a little out of the way in terms of social media, but there are quite a few troons on that website. This is merely a small collection of them.

Mildly off-topic, but I wanted to share this lovely tool I've found (apologies if it has been posted before)

Hacker Factor Gender Guesser

it's a tool that uses various data points to guess the gender of a writer when a section of text is run through it. Fun to run with these walls of texts we get.

Rusty Metal Skull Gun · Dec 3, 2022

This is the Robert Webb story, for anyone interested: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-...bb-transgender-charity-mermaids-b1831739.html

TLDR: He peaked, but couldn't be arsed dealing with the ensuing pile-on

Ona Quest · Dec 3, 2022

I took the National tranny survey today

I really had fun filling out the answers

Link to survey

there are also like other surveys and questions that come up depending on your responses. One of the questions asked if I was a cross dresser and I got redirected to other questions. Really wish I had clicked on yes so I could see what those questions were. They also have a survey of you're a parent of a tranny.

Notorious AGP · Dec 3, 2022

When did Santa become Tranny Claus?:

MTF 70 yr old. 11 months HRT has produced one very happy woman!!! : T…

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Some more r/TransLater hons:

Obligatory collage of horrors:

Daniël de Clercq · Dec 3, 2022

Dude's about to start looking 90. That beard was doing a great job hiding his old ass neck

Rusty Metal Skull Gun · Dec 3, 2022

Notorious AGP said:
When did Santa become Tranny Claus?:

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>Estradiol has changed ... my spirit

Not a cult, honest.

Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

The answer is always "porn."

Hannibal was a poser

The answer is always "porn."

Eat one and sleep forever

I love the smell of biscuits in the morning

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Holy Shit

"MISLABELING, MISUNDERSTOOD INDIVIDUAL"

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Except trannies. Never accept substitute women.

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