Jesus Phallus Christ that ridiculous stitched on rotdog she's so proud of could not be more unpenis if it tried.
We don't have stuff going on below the cock, we just lead to balls, there isn't extra body stuff there. When we are flaccid it has a very natural feel, it isn't fucking spongy and reboundy like a fucking gel mouse support.
It makes me shiver, it's just stuck there, just attached, it's fucking horrendous.
The Mons above a woman's bits is so wonderfully plump and loveable, seeing these bleached skin sacks stuck on at exactly the wrong place just makes me feel nauseous. It's fucking Nosferatu levels of horror.