Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Did he really get penetrated ? I don't know the lore fully on that. Yo @The Fatman Of The Opera fatass was there penetration involved ?

Nope. I'd call it fake news, but it's not even that. It's purely in the imagination of the people who wish it was real. Which ironically makes them the gay, lol.
If you're desiring really badly to imagine a 40 year old man getting anally pounded by a dude in a fursuit, and really wish it could happen, maybe you should start questioning your own sexuality? Just sayin'.

So to recap, I am lying down, get jumped on and the guy proceeds to reach for my dick. I push him off me. That's literally the whole event. I ended up booking a flight back home that same night.

 

[A Sunset]

To celebrate Ashton's obesity, I made an artistic tribute to him. I'm informally titling it "Piggy realizes what it's become".

 

[internet friend]

You were anally and penilely violated by men in costumes. Your manhood was stripped. You have been publicly exposed. You seriously have no shame? Next you'll be sticking an entire bottle up your ass and calling that a win. You are not just making "terrible decisions." You are a frothing queermosexual!

>Joined yesterday
Yep. That checks out.

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

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To celebrate Ashton's obesity, I made an artistic tribute to him. I'm informally titling it "Piggy realizes what it's become".

Nice tribute, you really cleaned him up. He looks far worse IRL to be honest.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

You were anally and penilely violated by men in costumes. Your manhood was stripped. You have been publicly exposed. You seriously have no shame? Next you'll be sticking an entire bottle up your ass and calling that a win. You are not just making "terrible decisions." You are a frothing queermosexual!

I'm honestly shocked you didn't go full Mutt's Law

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

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To celebrate Ashton's obesity, I made an artistic tribute to him. I'm informally titling it "Piggy realizes what it's become".

That image, you know it really does convey a message. Reminds of a guy I used to watch on youtube, he liked to sing a song on his show.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

That image, you know it really does convey a message. Reminds of a guy I used to watch on youtube, he liked to sing a song on his show.
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Just needs the singer from the PPP version of Mr Grift singing it.

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

 

[All becomes gunt]

Nope. I'd call it fake news, but it's not even that. It's purely in the imagination of the people who wish it was real. Which ironically makes them the gay, lol.
If you're desiring really badly to imagine a 40 year old man getting anally pounded by a dude in a fursuit, and really wish it could happen, maybe you should start questioning your own sexuality? Just sayin'.

So to recap, I am lying down, get jumped on and the guy proceeds to reach for my dick. I push him off me. That's literally the whole event. I ended up booking a flight back home that same night.

There you go folks. I mean there is no evidence to the contrary. As its Christmas there is this thing called spirit of giving and i am going to give Asa the benefit of the doubt. Besides its not like there isnt a discord full of deranged tranny paypigs and *cough* boxed wine enthusiasts that can now make accounts due to registrations been open. Surely not.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Right on man that's how you do it

 

[Snorlax Senpai]

Asa was in a crow suit? Maybe the guy thought he was saying "cawwwk cawwwk" not "cawww cawww". I don't know why he was laying on his stomach, did the guy invite him to his room for some kibble or something? And a nap.

 

[Daemon Sultan]

I asked an AI to describe PPP in a Lovecraftian style:
"The creature stood motionless in the corner of the rundown apartment, its vast expanse of fat preventing it from moving. Its greasy auburn hair stuck to its head and face, creating an uncanny aura of filth across its bulbous frame. Its small eyes constantly darted around, never staying in one place for too long like a caged animal. When it spoke its thick Canadian drawl slurred drunkenly, as if part of its current slow state was due to inebriation it could not admit to. It faintly smelled of decay and unwashed refuse – evidence that bathing was not in its lifestyle habits. The same dingy yellow shirt and stained jeans looked like they had never been taken off since first put on; matted with fur and dirt which seemed to ooze out of them in waves given the right level of light. Only small glimpses at what evil lurked beneath those garments could be seen when they shifted between movement or breathing – enough only to confirm accusations made by former acquaintances that it sold out friendships for scraps from meal times and preyed on cats and dogs during the night."

 

[AltisticRight]

I asked an AI to describe PPP in a Lovecraftian style:
"The creature stood motionless in the corner of the rundown apartment, its vast expanse of fat preventing it from moving. Its greasy auburn hair stuck to its head and face, creating an uncanny aura of filth across its bulbous frame. Its small eyes constantly darted around, never staying in one place for too long like a caged animal. When it spoke its thick Canadian drawl slurred drunkenly, as if part of its current slow state was due to inebriation it could not admit to. It faintly smelled of decay and unwashed refuse – evidence that bathing was not in its lifestyle habits. The same dingy yellow shirt and stained jeans looked like they had never been taken off since first put on; matted with fur and dirt which seemed to ooze out of them in waves given the right level of light. Only small glimpses at what evil lurked beneath those garments could be seen when they shifted between movement or breathing – enough only to confirm accusations made by former acquaintances that it sold out friendships for scraps from meal times and preyed on cats and dogs during the night."
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That's one demonic fucking image and I feel like I should spoiler it.

 

[Some dude]

That's one demonic fucking image and I feel like I should spoiler it.

It'll be haunting my dreams, no question.

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

You were anally and penilely violated by men in costumes. Your manhood was stripped. You have been publicly exposed. You seriously have no shame? Next you'll be sticking an entire bottle up your ass and calling that a win. You are not just making "terrible decisions." You are a frothing queermosexual!

That's the arch we all know is coming. The moment Godwinson Larp'd into ASA's ear the path to the autistic side was written in corn.
Godwinson is an expert Tard Wrangler He got JMK to troon out and quit the internet. He bullied Flam into a 3 month vacation. Godwinson gave us PPP himself. Godwinson even sweet talked the Vickers onto a stream to expose there piss poor parenting.
Now Godwinson cought a boomer tuber furry to open up to the Sector, even after Godwinson himself admitted to writing his Encyclopedia dramatica Page.

BTW ASA your thread here is funny as shit!
TGWTG Eric Gaede / Asalieri - ChannelAwesome reject that pirates from his peers

 

[All becomes gunt]

See this newcomer boomer/alledged furfag ain't bad at singing. However this is how a real ayylawwg does it, you did a cover of Fleetwood Mac - Dreams, excellent choice. Watch and learn fatso.

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[Micheal Westen]

It seems like ever since the "floodgates" were opened new accounts sprang up purely to shit on @The Fatman Of The Opera, Asalieri.

You think they're Andy's socks or Ashtons? Maybe their paypigs? The new accounts immediately post Asa's thread that was read on their dead show, sent by kinochet no less. Hard not to see the connection there folks!

Seethe harder abortski and piggy. Trandy aborts children, Asstonne aborts cats and bags of potato chips, you guys are perfect for each other .

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

It seems like ever since the "floodgates" were opened new accounts sprang up purely to shit on @The Fatman Of The Opera, Asalieri.

You think they're Andy's socks or Ashtons? Maybe their paypigs? The new accounts immediately post Asa's thread that was read on their dead show, sent by kinochet no less. Hard not to see the connection there folks!

Seethe harder abortski and piggy. Trandy aborts children, Asstonne aborts cats and bags of potato chips, you guys are perfect for each other .

Have you ever been cold?

Truly cold, to the bone?

Eating your last fifteen handfuls of cold sausages. Lining your coat with mashed-up hamburger buns. Eating the hamburger buns. Getting even colder.

Being afraid to wash the sausage oil from your fingers because at least it's insulation.

Too cold, the fingers stop working. The crumbs and debris are flying. You keep missing your mouth and biting air. You eat the crumbs off the floor with your mouth.

SOME MEN WOULD DO ANYTHING NOT TO GO BACK TO THAT.

 

[DoomSayer]

https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1602801557820547072

I didn't notice this before. But the difference in phrasing here is pretty funny.

Asstroon: rakeback hopefully tomorrow
Tardski: We will be back tomorrow

It's almost cute how Asstroon still pretends like this is HIS show. Back to work fatty. Your boss is losing his patience.

 

[Morris Schaffer]

It's almost cute how Asstroon still pretends like this is HIS show. Back to work fatty. Your boss is losing his patience.

That boxed wine doesn't pay for itself, yo!