Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Sorry to go off-topic again, but Obscura did an episode on an undocumented horrorcow, Justin Rey:


TLDW:
  • Dude was a homeless "Christian Scientist" schizo who got his kids taken from him by CPS;
  • lived in a storage unit;
  • mooched off churches for sustenance until they yeeted him for being a piece of shit;
  • wouldn't give medical care to his wife or remaining kids;
  • wife died in childbirth, and he told everyone she "committed suicide" because she didn't pray hard enough;
  • Cut her up and was gonna go bury her in Arizona;
  • Gave the cops his phone to "prove he was a loving husband", which resulted in his arrest when they found CP;
  • Represented himself in court and sperged out at the judge;
  • Was discovered to have murdered someone back in California
 
File a quiet suit over what? Pat has no standing in any of this. He has deliberately and publicly inserted himself into a controversy that did not involve him, and didn't even know his name prior to his twitter assault.

What cause of action could fatrick have to sue the podcast over? "Defaming somebody you like" is not a tort.
This is probably one Patrick should have walked away by not getting involved but because Pat is a stooge on a leash especially with the 100k debt over his head. The only allegiance Pat has with these kid diddlers is sfwa outside of it it's everyman for himself.
 
Gymrat Pat is dreading the oncoming resolutioner invasion at his local gym:

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More and more I've come to realize that among the things that makes someone a lolcow. That gets them on our radar is an unquantifiable darkness. The sense of forboding that normal societal boundaries don't apply to them.
Believe me, I understand where you're coming from. However, I strongly believe that this take is about two or three steps too far.

Lolcows are more likely to be deviants than the average citizen, that much is without a doubt. Three elements that make frequently make a lolcow, mental illness, lack of self-control, and low intelligence, are all three strongly correlated with criminal behavior. Further, many exist in a state which human beings were not meant to exist, being terminally online, something which is neither good for mental or physical health.

However, to say that every lolcow is secretly hiding an unquantifiable darkness is absurd, given the large range of individuals that are considered lolcows. There's an element of selection bias at play, as the most extreme examples jump into your mind while the unremarkable are unrecalled. Further, every move a lolcow makes is documented and scrutinized heavily.

Personally, as somebody who first became aware of Chris in 2008 or 2009, I don't think his crimes were all that shocking or out of character. I wouldn't have expected it to be his own mother, mind you, but I certainly would have never allowed him unsupervised access to children out of similar fears. There were numerous red flags present with him, especially after his psyche deteriorated over many years.

On the other hand, Patrick here is a narcissist who derives much of his identity and sense of self-worth from his SFWA membership and being a published author. It's not remotely out of character for him to take an amoral path and look the other way, or pretend that those he's associated with aren't the things they're accused of despite evidence to the contrary. I don't think he'd ever engage in child abuse himself, but would he look the other way if a famous author he's associated with were accused of it? Absolutely. Patrick will always put Patrick first, though he's more of an amoral rather than immoral individual.

We find ourselve endeared to lolcows in certain circumstances, so we're incredibly disappointed when the funny retard does something inhuman. It disappoints us heavily, and it sticks with us. At the same time, genuinely believing every lolcow is secretly carrying an unquantifiable darkness is almost A-log behavior.

Do you really believe that there doesn't exist a single harmless eccentric retard? I absolutely believe they exist. I'm not going to go to bat for anyone in particular, because I don't personally know them. At the same time, I'm sure that there are many lolcows that aren't secretly monsters capable of atrocities.
 
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Apparently Fat's been hitting the gym. Good on you Rick, we all know you should shed a few beer and brat pounds. Got to get those workouts in before before the New Year's resolutioners sign up and hog all the equipment amirite?

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Something about this tweet didn't sit right with me, how can Pat be fully engaged in any meaningful activities when it seems like he's always oinking on Master Musk's birdapp? Surely I'm mistaken...

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Shameful analytics aside, he tweets an average of 68 tweets a day, holy fuck. Granting Sloblinchins a generous four hour reprieve for his nightly Hooligans black out sleep, lets assign a concrete number to his Twitter addiction:

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Keep in mind while he may only post every 17 minutes and 36 seconds, this timetable is not a wholly accurate representation for all of Pat's time spent on Twitter. Our favorite unemployed manboy wonder is a busy man, constantly on the prowl for any leftist talking points to echo, stalkers to child, and pedophiles to defend. If we were to take 1.7 at his worthless word and assume he actually has been hitting the gym, the numbers would indicate that he takes several breaks during his sets to peruse and oink on the birdapp. At best, Patrick S. Tomlinson is a hypocrite who is gumming up the gym because of his social media addiction and at worst he's a liar. A fat liar. A fat lying faggot with bitch tits. A morbidly obese, dishonest, alcoholic manatee who's only gains are to his debt counter and to the amount of adipose tissue stored in his ample, fatnippled breasts.
 
File a quiet suit over what? Pat has no standing in any of this. He has deliberately and publicly inserted himself into a controversy that did not involve him, and didn't even know his name prior to his twitter assault.

What cause of action could fatrick have to sue the podcast over? "Defaming somebody you like" is not a tort.
It depends on whether he makes it into the finished product, which is looking pretty likely because of his tantruming.
I don't think he'd ever engage in child abuse himself, but would he look the other way if a famous author he's associated with were accused of it?
I'd consider abandoning your own child just because you're a worthless irresponsible drunk to be a form of abuse. If he had kept her, though, he'd have abused her by being a raging alcoholic and by exposing her to all kinds of fucked up shit including constantly getting swatted because he can't ever shut the fuck up.
 
I posted about it in his thread here, but it was not a joke. Here he is whining about having to cancel it on his Mastodon:

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Cancelling a solo trip to a southeast-Asian country well known for it's issues with child-trafficking, just because there are too many eyes on you at the moment. Really makes you think.
I'm sure this guy only had innocent reasons for wanting to go to a sex tourist place :story:
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I've been making my way through the thread and have a question, why is his handle stealthygeek?
I assume that, in his mind, with him being such an actual tough guy nobody would ever suspect him of being a nerd.
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He was named that by the black parents whose kids he stole, or so the legend says...

Parents would put their kids to sleep at night but they only found peperoni slices in their beds in the morning...
 
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I have no idea who this guy is or why banning him will make Elon poor, I just want to say that I hate sassy Pat:

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Elon's suspending a ton of journalist accounts tonight, I think based around reporting on the one that tracked his flights. Pat has got to be seething that he's not important enough to get a permaban, although if he got dropped only us and the OandA forum would care.
 
The Obscura guy comments on piggy's creepy friend Paul Weimer cancelling his solo trip to Vietnam:

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Wait, he cancelled his trip? Sauce?

Nvm didn't see your post.

I've been making my way through the thread and have a question, why is his handle stealthygeek?
I assume that, in his mind, with him being such an actual tough guy nobody would ever suspect him of being a nerd.
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Ding ding ding!

 
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