Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JJLiautaud]

Believe me, I understand where you're coming from. However, I strongly believe that this take is about two or three steps too far.

Lolcows are more likely to be deviants than the average citizen, that much is without a doubt. Three elements that make frequently make a lolcow, mental illness, lack of self-control, and low intelligence, are all three strongly correlated with criminal behavior. Further, many exist in a state which human beings were not meant to exist, being terminally online, something which is neither good for mental or physical health.

However, to say that every lolcow is secretly hiding an unquantifiable darkness is absurd, given the large range of individuals that are considered lolcows. There's an element of selection bias at play, as the most extreme examples jump into your mind while the unremarkable are unrecalled. Further, every move a lolcow makes is documented and scrutinized heavily.

Personally, as somebody who first became aware of Chris in 2008 or 2009, I don't think his crimes were all that shocking or out of character. I wouldn't have expected it to be his own mother, mind you, but I certainly would have never allowed him unsupervised access to children out of similar fears. There were numerous red flags present with him, especially after his psyche deteriorated over many years.

On the other hand, Patrick here is a narcissist who derives much of his identity and sense of self-worth from his SFWA membership and being a published author. It's not remotely out of character for him to take an amoral path and look the other way, or pretend that those he's associated with aren't the things they're accused of despite evidence to the contrary. I don't think he'd ever engage in child abuse himself, but would he look the other way if a famous author he's associated with were accused of it? Absolutely. Patrick will always put Patrick first, though he's more of an amoral rather than immoral individual.

We find ourselve endeared to lolcows in certain circumstances, so we're incredibly disappointed when the funny retard does something inhuman. It disappoints us heavily, and it sticks with us. At the same time, genuinely believing every lolcow is secretly carrying an unquantifiable darkness is almost A-log behavior.

Do you really believe that there doesn't exist a single harmless eccentric retard? I absolutely believe they exist. I'm not going to go to bat for anyone in particular, because I don't personally know them. At the same time, I'm sure that there are many lolcows that aren't secretly monsters capable of atrocities.

I can think of one, Terry A. Davis, he was just an eccentric but otherwise harmless even with schizophrenia.

 

[curbside2]

I can think of one Terry A. Davis, he was just an eccentric but otherwise harmless even with schizophrenia.

Terry was the man. Hate that he went out the way he did. Deserved better.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I love gymrat Pat. "Gotta get these workouts in before the resolutioners gum everything up" yeah we'd hate for soccermoms to take over your chest fly machine buddy.

sample of gummy resolutioners at gym 2 blocks from hoolies

 

[Meat Target]

Gymrat Pat is dreading the oncoming resolutioner invasion at his local gym:

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Russell Greer at least posts gym seflies, even though he does little more than cardio on a treadmill on candyass settings.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

So Pat, who may not be a pedophile and carries water for a lot of them, is now calling a famous podcast a stalker-child because he sperged out and the organization he is a member of is full of pedos.

What’s the over under on Pat bringing charcuterie boards to SFWA meetings?

 

[AnOminous]

Gymrat Pat is dreading the oncoming resolutioner invasion at his local gym:

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Does this fat blanc-mange of a man really think anyone believes he does anything at the gym but take selfies of his fat smug face?

 

[KingOfGains]

Gymrat Pat is dreading the oncoming resolutioner invasion at his local gym:

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Hahahahaha. Ahahahahaha. What a lying faggot. Dude rarely goes to a gym and is worried about people who will drop faster than he will walking to the water fountain? Hahahahaha.

Wait... He has an at home gym. That's all he's been going to if he ever does workout. Who's the resolutioners? Nikki? Dan? Boomia? Fucking Quasi? Fucking come on, Pat.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Moria Greyland has agreed to an interview with the Obscura True Crime Podcast:

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Oh, this gonna be good! SFWA hopefully on suicide watch.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

More pizza calls, although at this point I'm pretty sure they're just like the swattings. Piggy is either doing them to himself for attention or making it up completely:

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We all know Patrick does this to have something else to put his pepperoni on.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Does this fat blanc-mange of a man really think anyone believes he does anything at the gym but take selfies of his fat smug face?

I he does, then he's dumber than we already know he is. He's so very fat.

 

[Ophelia]

I want a picture of Pat holding every single unwanted pizza. Otherwise we know he’s making it up.

 

[whore loving dragon]

What’s the over under on Pat bringing charcuterie boards to SFWA meetings?

There is nothing wrong with sharing niggeroni with people you love, stalker child.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He woke up at 4am Wisconsin time to oink at some detractors, then passed out again:

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Fatty's reply to a tweet that was deleted.

What do you mean by this Pat? They died a long time ago, so that means we should not worry/investigate it anymore, is that it?

This man is a walking Streisand Effect. Forget being a writer Chubs, I've got a great suggestion for a new line of work for you:

Pat Tomlinson: Digital PR Manager for Hollies/SFWA

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

He woke up at 4am Wisconsin time to oink at some detractors, then passed out again:

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>sweeThearT
It's hard to sell yourself as a rough tough conservative barfighter when you talk like Joy Behar.
>suck on that sweet sweet fascism child
I had to doublecheck that this wasn't a parody account making fun of him.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

More pizza calls, although at this point I'm pretty sure they're just like the swattings. Piggy is either doing them to himself for attention or making it up completely:

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Of course he has to talk about having "stalkers" in the context of people making hoax pizza calls. As if anyone cares.

"Sir, this is a Dominos."

 

[Maude Snew]

Fatty's reply to a tweet that was deleted.

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What do you mean by this Pat? They died a long time ago, so that means we should not worry/investigate it anymore, is that it?

This man is a walking Streisand Effect. Forget being a writer Chubs, I've got a great suggestion for a new line of work for you:

Pat Tomlinson: Digital PR Manager for Hollies/SFWA

I guess by that logic we need to stop making fun of his sex life then. Alright, pack it up, show's over.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

One of Rick's newer tweets:



Wait, what is that? ENHANCE!



"I'm into things..."

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Fatty's reply to a tweet that was deleted.

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What do you mean by this Pat? They died a long time ago, so that means we should not worry/investigate it anymore, is that it?

This man is a walking Streisand Effect. Forget being a writer Chubs, I've got a great suggestion for a new line of work for you:

Pat Tomlinson: Digital PR Manager for Hollies/SFWA

I wonder if this logic applies to a certain failed artist who got into german politics. He died many dozens of years ago, he was rejected by the entire western world, yet there are new documentaries made about his crimes seemingly every year.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Clip of Carol exposing Fatso's marathon cheating:

Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek EXPOSED by CarolMaxheinie CHEATING at 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon

#PayQuasihttps://payquasi.lolPatrick S. Tomlinson has 2 court-ordered judgements totaling almost $40,000. He graduated high school with a 1.7 GPA. Watch Patr...

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