Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Point and Laugh]

Jazz rejected colorectal vaginoplasty due to his concern of the fecal odor often associated with these types or surgeries. Jazz instead had a first-of-its-kind peritoneal graft. Three revision surgeries later (and counting) his doctor, Mark “Marci” Bowers, publicly admits it was a failure.

ETA @Positron’s informative recap

Thanks for the correction. I just remembered how he couldn’t have the the most common type due to his mother’s fear of having a gay effeminate son.

I’m also having flashbacks of Bowers and that other surgeon arguing over what the hell to do while Jazz is splayed out on the operating table. In a sane time that video alone would be grounds for capital punishment. Instead it’s a cutesy family show on TLC.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Rational thinking

Not to degrade your thinking or value of your post but 99% of these posts are:

Step 1: Fucking around.
or
Step 2: Finding out. <--- Usually, you are here, and it's too late.

This is what society chooses and wants, so fuck them.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's fascinating how they're all different yet all equally horrifying.

The one dude who went to Kamal, it looks like they shoved a firecracker up his urethra.

"Pussy catalogue..." ell oh ell.

Apparently telling the doc that you want a snatch that looks like it's attached to a human is too much.

 

[batteredpancakes]

d00leys update. Another underwear post.

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I have these briefs by Obviously Apparel. I’ve had them for like a year but rarely worn them, today I gave them another go.
The fabric is really nice and soft, and the pouch is very stretchy and roomy. It’s not really a separate pouch, but it does keep your stuff nicely in place. I especially like how it keeps my balls to the front.
Unfortunately, this style doesn’t really work for me. I strongly prefer to wear my dick either up or sideways, and in these briefs I have to wear it down. I just don’t like how that feels. Thankfully, for me this means that I can just wear whatever cute style undies I find in the store. But it would have been nice to realize that before I spent the money lol.
My advise once again: wait a bit before buying new underwear. Chances are that in time you can just wear your old ones again, or your preferences might change. But: if you like wearing your dick down, and you are looking for comfortable underwear that is supportive but not restrictive, this could be a good fit for you!
Silver lining: I do like how I look in them. I have been feeling horrible about my body these past few weeks due to recovery. But today, I felt a bit better about it!

"I have been feeling horrible about my body these past few weeks due to recovery..."
Sometimes the mask slips and she's reveals a sliver of truth.

Interesting to see her living area as well, lots of pink.

 

[OttoWest]

I’m confused. How does one wear their dick either “up or sideways”?

Also nice Kånken there Dools. Little lilac backpacks are very masculine.

 

[Daniël de Clercq]

So glad you can wear any cute style undies you like, King

 

[Positron]

I can't wear my dick up or sideways; that's why they are Kings and I'm not.

d00leys, despite only being able to pee for a few days, has taken it upon herself to be as gross as possible.

The next step from STP is PIAB (pee in a bottle), like dudebros do!

From the Kamol story:

Why should they do an ultrasound on male breasts? Mammogram is literally impossible hon.

 

[Boson]

Hey now you’re understanding a real woman’s plight with big tiddies! Not all glitz and glam is it?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This is just sad, the real cow here is munchie mom. One of the worst I’ve ever heard of if the TIF is to be believed (questionable).

Usually we see moms of MTFs, that desperately wanted a daughter instead of a son, are appeasing their homophobic husband who thinks a 2 year old playing with Barbies is incontrovertible evidence of the gay, or simply a psychotic mom that thinks it’s hilarious to castrate her son.

While fierce momma bears to Aiden “sons” are certainly not uncommon, and we even see them bringing their sad teen daughters to the teet yeet shop, I can’t remember previously hearing a tranchausen by proxy mom talk about her daughter’s flesh burrito surgery. In this case the mom seems pretty clearly to blame, for urging her daughter on and even borrowing money to do so (???).

Armchair psychologists, I need help on this one. What would possess a mom to go on a quest to get her daughter a rot dog?

It's love done wrong. Many parents believe that loving their kids means following their every whims even when those whims are destructive as hell. From giving money to your NEET lazy slob of a son to taking loans for rotdog installation for your daughter. I hate to say it, but sometimes loving someone also means being ruthless to them instead of 24/7 ass patting.

Yeah I don't think it's anything exotic. Nothing exciting or unusual. Just overeagerness to comply with the demands of authority figures and emotional "reasoning" that doesn't stop to ask any questions.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

d00leys, despite only being able to pee for a few days, has taken it upon herself to be as gross as possible.
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To my post/pursuing UL people: Do/would you ever pee in the sink?
Please help me settle a debate between myself and u/TransInOK.
My stance: I pee in the sink out of convenience sometimes. I mean if there is a toilet in the same distance, I will go there. But if the sink is closer (and only if it is my own sink!), then I just find it convenient to pee there.
My arguments: My bedroom has a sink. The toilet is down the hall, I prefer standing to pee, but I live with roommates so I feel it's rude to STP at a shared toilet (because splashback, seat etc). I clean my sink a lot more often than I clean my toilet. I just flush by using the faucet. I only do this in my own home + my bfs. I don't go around peeing in other people's sinks. I am the sole user of said sink.
His stance: He thinks that nobody does this but me. Which is obviously wrong, but he won't believe me. I think he's just mad that he can't reach the sink. When we grow up, I am buying him a short sink and a stepping stool <3

Note: Poll is 24 yes and 15 no.

♬ i'm a stupid tranny with nothing good to do
my friends are terrorists with a flag that's pink and blue
look at my selfies and tell me what you think
i got surgery just to pee in the sink ♪

 

[Procrastinhater]

I understand your skepticism, but those incontinence clamps are actually for natal men; I seen 'em in use. Never in anyone younger than 60, though. Food for thought: these are the comfortable, modern versions.

Damn lol, I guess its better than pissing yourself constantly, although clamping that thing right behind your helmet seems like it would be uncomfortable af, it would probably better at the base. I can't believe I'm considering the logistics of penis anti-pissing clamps, although that brings up another thought, thats gotta be like putting on a torniquet, wouldn't it cut the blood off? Torniquets are supposed to be temporary and loosened every 15 minutes I think or they cause gangrene, seems you're (ie the wearer) trading a pissing problem for a gangrenous Johnson, you could be the first natal male with an actual rotdog if you're not careful.

I can't wear my dick up or sideways; that's why they are Kings and I'm not.


The next step from STP is PIAB (pee in a bottle), like dudebros do!

From the Kamol story:
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Why should they do an ultrasound on male breasts? Mammogram is literally impossible hon.

They should have given him a Ma'amogram.

 

[Sissyagamben]

A lot of armchair and little psychologist but I could imagine these moms having some deep-seated issues about womanhood themselves, maybe they were abused and want to protect their daughters from suffering like they have or, more sinister, they are misogynistic and/or see their own daughter as a sort of rival, afraid the daughter might turn out prettier than the mom ect. so they push to make these girls as unappealing as possible.

This girl in particular is a lesbian (if the girlfriend is an actual woman) so maybe there's some sprinkle of homophobia in there too

You beat me to it, imma just add one thing: In some dysfunctional families (with narc mom) there’s always a black sheep that always has to take all the shit. In my armchair opinion this is the bad side of mom that mom is projecting, and the mom really wished for nothing but total destruction of the black sheep. Cutting off tits, getting on carcinogenic anabolic steroid, destroying one’s ability to piss and cum forever are all in narc moms favour because it destroys the black sheep, who in her opinion somehow deserves all that. Through this truly evil hatred of her own offspring she can also gain social credit of being woke liberal mom, two birds one stone!

And of course there are many mixed in western liberals moms buying in if no SRS kid will surely Jill themselves. But they don’t really wish any of this to happen to the kid, they just agree because ~it’s her life uwu~ and ~twans health cawe is valid~. Narc moms however, I believe, truly secretly wished all this pain upon their own daughters. The daughters they arbitrarily chose to be the embodiment of all her faults and flaws and consequently deserves death and destruction

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Damn lol, I guess its better than pissing yourself constantly, although clamping that thing right behind your helmet seems like it would be uncomfortable af, it would probably better at the base. I can't believe I'm considering the logistics of penis anti-pissing clamps, although that brings up another thought, thats gotta be like putting on a torniquet, wouldn't it cut the blood off? Torniquets are supposed to be temporary and loosened every 15 minutes I think or they cause gangrene, seems you're (ie the wearer) trading a pissing problem for a gangrenous Johnson, you could be the first natal male with an actual rotdog if you're not careful.

Spoiler: Dick clamp sperg

I recently learned about form of doping called "boosting" which is shockingly widespread among Paralympic athletes. Essentially, boosting refers to various measures undertaken by athletes with a spinal cord injury, meant to induce autonomic dysreflexia, thereby increasing blood pressure and heart rate. Methods include intentionally breaking fingers or toes below the spinal cord injury so it doesn't cause pain, sitting with ball bearings under the testicles so that they are crushed, and clamping a catheter or the urethra to cause urinary retention.

Boosting is expressly forbidden in Paralympic competition. It can cause serious problems, including stroke and sudden death. One small survey revealed that a huge percentage of athletes admit to boosting in some form, but it's highly dependent on the sport. Wheelchair rugby players admit to doing it more than other athletes and it's also more common in endurance sports.

I've been thinking about this since I read that dick clamp post by @Aunt Carol. Probably the dick clamp manufacturers have a huge market they don't even know about.

Next time you think your favorite athlete would do anything to win, ask yourself if "anything" would include crushing his own testicles. It really affords new meaning to the term "ball bearings", that's for sure.

 

[Tovarisz]

I've been reading this thread laughing and trying to wrap my head around the abslute state of the idiots who go for it. I can't.

No matter how drunk I am when reading any of it, I can't.

So you're mental and think you're the opposite gender, why remove the genitals or mangle them into something unrecognizable?

Sometimes I really think if it's about their "I'm the opposite gender" shit or if they just have a hardcore gay fetish for fucking or getting fucked by someone who is "Straight".

Spoiler, idiots, straights will see right through your shit, either immediately or if you're ultra lucky, they'll bail when they see your genitals, the straights you think you fuck are either closeted chasers or bisexuals who play a role to get some, OR, if you're super lucky or just that disgusting to spike a drink, they're just fucked up on something.

Keep your fucking genitals intact, at least then you have a chance at a real relationship with a chaser instead of being literally nothing but someone's fetish for 5 minutes before they hate you or themselves.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Damn lol, I guess its better than pissing yourself constantly, although clamping that thing right behind your helmet seems like it would be uncomfortable af, it would probably better at the base. I can't believe I'm considering the logistics of penis anti-pissing clamps, although that brings up another thought, thats gotta be like putting on a torniquet, wouldn't it cut the blood off? Torniquets are supposed to be temporary and loosened every 15 minutes I think or they cause gangrene, seems you're (ie the wearer) trading a pissing problem for a gangrenous Johnson, you could be the first natal male with an actual rotdog if you're not careful.

Having seen this in action, although not personally owning a penis, I think the key is that it takes less pressure to pinch off a drip of urine than it would to occlude blood flow.

Wearers were old-man peeing as frequently as old men usually pee, just with an artificial sphincter that they put back in place to contain drips afterward. I'd be more worried about causing pressure injury to the skin of the penis, but I haven't seen that. It seems like the penis clamp demographic usually wears them when they're out and about, at the doctor's office or doing stuff in the garage, then sleeps with a regular incontinence pad.

I ran into a natal guy with penile necrosis (that wasn't Fournier's) once, from falling into an intoxicated stupor with a cock ring in place. After his surgical debridement, changing the dressing was like trying to tease the bagel off of a bagel dog.

It's probably an argument for the superior durability of the natural structures, vs. the delicate, surgically-created ones. All these people with their 15-operation plans to create a penis/vagina/face are so optimistic it literally is going to hurt.

 

[batteredpancakes]

u/Icy_Original_6171

Spoiler: The fuck is that red thing?

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(MtF Srs) 5 weeks post-op, labia stitches not healing

Surgery date: 7 November 2022.

As the title suggests, looking at many results on this subreddit, I seem to have a very relatively slow healing process. This is very noticeable on the stitches on my labia majora. I’ve contacted the hospital but said to “keep dilating” :/

Is this an unusual result? Is there anything I can aid the healing process in?

This is what it looked like a week ago.

/u/Icy_Original_6171

Spoiler: am hole

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I am going to start calling this phenomenon "staple-dick", because I have seen several cases like this where it looks like the surgeon drilled a hole through their taint, and then took their penis and stapled it down so that it folds down into the hole. Here is a horrible non-artists mock-up for those who can't see it.

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(For added insult, it looks as if the butcher also sliced it in half)

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[Kujo Jotaro]

The fuck is that red thing?

Some sort of actively growing clot? Serisouly wtf.

 

[The Sea Witch]

u/Icy_Original_6171
The fuck is that red thing?

The first thing that came to my mind was "why does it look like a piece of fruit by the foot?" and blechhhhhh.

 

[Naerys]

you could be the first natal male with an actual rotdog if you're not careful.

Oh my sweet summer child
As aunt Aunt Carol mentioned Fourniers gangrene is a thing and that’s been rotting dogs etc since the start of time. No genitals are safe, some are just more at risk than others.
Sleep well, don’t dream about your junk rottin off now

 

[Programmer Socks]

After his surgical debridement, changing the dressing was like trying to tease the bagel off of a bagel dog.

Jesus wept, the visions that this conjured up, both excruciating and hilarious!