Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 36 30.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 39 33.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 11.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 29 24.6%

  • Total voters
    118
It's not that deep, Ghetto gaggers has been a running joke ever since drexel started appearing on stream. It isn't hard to believe someone made the connection for them once Nick got big enough. It was the exact same thing with Dollhouse Phil before that.
It's been a while since I've seen Drex on or say
"Shout out to my bros at ghetto gaggers!"
 
Yes, normal people enjoy sex, and normal people enjoy kinky sex. that is not the same as being a cuckold degenerate. drink more liquor retard.
What consenting adults do behind closed doors is their business. Even if he was into cuckoldry, well, I can't imagine something like this not leading to a catastrophe but still - his life, his marriage.
What's funny and embarrassing is posting nudes for supporters after multiple rants against OF e-thots.
 
Life comes at you fast. #Rektkeita

Some people scoff at pointing out the hypocrisy, as if KF is needlessly moralfagging, but they don't seem to grasp it's the hypocrisy that has made this shit so hilarious. This video encapsulates how it's funny as best as any can.

BTW, that same clip channel has Null's 2023 predictions/advice for Rekieta. I didn't see it posted, so...


TL;DW: Nick should quit anime, paint his Warhammer figures, go to church, and NOT go to Hedonism III. LOL.
 
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Some people scoff at pointing out the hypocrisy, as if KF is needlessly moralfagging, but they don't seem to grasp it's the hypocrisy that has made this shit so hilarious. This video encapsulates how it's funny as best as any can.
This is the key. We're not being prudes. We're holding YOU to the standards YOU set publicly
 
All the sex talk and stuff on Nick's show has become just grating. And I try to skip it and it seems never ending on some streams. like I'm skipping big chunks. It's not interesting. It's not insightful. It's not funny or good content. I honestly like Megan as a guest because at least when she's on she's resistant to that stuff and always has a topic she's obsessed over.

The one stream when Nick was relentlessly trying to get her to go to a sex shop was really cringe and you could tell she just wanted to move on from it and he wouldn't let her
 
dating today is weird.
if you wanna fuck, its easier than ever. plenty of bitches down bad
if you wanna date a good girl, its like finidng a needle in a needlestack
The one I find most insulting is the "go get therapy" bullshit. They'll use that in a divorce, they'll use that to revoke your professional licenses, they'll use that to take your guns. Almost nobody I know in EMS/Fire use it because they've seen people get fucked.

If Kurt wanted to get kids at this stage, just get a surrogate. He'd have a higher chance raising a successful kid that way then all the divorced households.
If memory serves pre-covid surrogacy was 90k. That's probably a lot cheaper than alimony and getting railed emotionally by the courts.
All the sex talk and stuff on Nick's show has become just grating.
The fuck was that rant on balldo rings about? I did NOT need to know that.
 
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this is what happens when you involve your family in the sektur


Why is nick so obsessed with 7 inches, is that how big drexel was when he plowed into lady rackets. the truth starts to slip out when he's drunk



he's gonna be the next jack murphy. he's already shown his dick on stream.
 
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He came out and did what he should have done months ago:

The old content is dead and coomer nick is here to stay. At least he somewhat realizes how bad the birthday stream was and is doing some PR. Though he is still too chicken to come and do a video and his main channel.
lmfao this is getting to him. idk why though we're just a bunch of autists tho.
 
He came out and did what he should have done months ago:

The old content is dead and coomer nick is here to stay. At least he somewhat realizes how bad the birthday stream was and is doing some PR. Though he is still too chicken to come and do a video and his main channel.
“Coercion” lmao so now it’s coercion to shit talk about the balldo lawyer on kiwi farms? It’s not our fault you compulsively read your thread and it’s no longer a dick sucking contest Nicky boi. Also lmao at the I hate doing legal content argument you’re just lazy and don’t want to do the work to find interesting content on your own and too cheap to hire people to help you out. There’s also a middle ground between your old show and hours long discussions about your boomer sex life and posting your wife’s ass online. You were pretty comfortably in that middle ground until the middle of this year my dude. Further cope.
All that aside Hi Nick hope you enjoyed putting your balls in your wife’s butt and prepping her bull for your birthday celebration
 
Also lmao at the I hate doing legal content argument you’re just lazy and don’t want to do the work to find interesting content on your own and too cheap to hire people to help you out.
Thats a good point. He could go the tim pool route and set up a compound, and have his staff live with him!! KONTENT BABY.

But now he should hire someone to find interesting legal cases and do that the lawyer 101 lecture.

Or maybe just cut back and have a day of rest.
 
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