Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

Also, if Locals doesn't yet have a Community Watch thread, I predict that will be rectified soon enough... That place seems like a gold mine for laughs.

Agreed, from the things I have been hearing, and not just out of Nicholas' Locals it seems a lot like Discord for people over 35, with all the Discord degeneracy but no kids at least.
Not to mention that they even pay for the privilege.

 

[Maraschino]

So what are the odds that the problem in the marriage is ED and that's why he needed the balldo?

It'd explain a lot really, if his dick doesn't work. He drinks a lot and is getting to be on the age range for when it happens.

I think it's probably a combination of that plus the amount of streaming he was doing during the Depp trial affecting his marriage, which is probably why he decided to spend as much time as he did on vacation afterwards.

In either case I don't see how someone who bitches at companies with dumbass employees who call their customers that critique them Nazis and whatnot can unironically decide that he should call the growing number of people who don't like him talking about his sex life faggots. No, we never needed to know how much you enjoy how LR's eyes roll back into her head when you're fucking, you fucking idiot. Didn't Nick say that people bragging about their sex life do not have a good sex life, or was I just hallucinating?

If we aren't having sex with you, we don't need to know about your sex life. Jesus fucking Christ this isn't difficult.

 

[feral cat #6385]

nick should stop trying to enable his wife.
she's not gonna divorce him, she has 5 kids, nobody is gonna want her.
and the youngest one is life 6, so at minimum another 12 years of those kids living at home.

Everything you said is wrong.

New theme for Nick's show.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Didn't Nick say that people bragging about their sex life do not have a good sex life, or was I just hallucinating?

He did so while making fun of @Ron Toye and Monica Rial sharing their sexlife on Twitter.

 

[Captain Manning]

No, we never needed to know how much you enjoy how LR's eyes roll back into her head when you're fucking, you fucking idiot.

Null put it best: If you're married, or in another sort of long-term relationship, we're just gonna quietly assume you're plowing the bitch.

Spelling it out was completely unnecessary, and entirely detrimental. Nobody here considered Rekieta's sex life a topic worthy of discussion until he brought it up. People here begged him to put that genie back in the bottle, even before this thread was moved, to no avail.

Didn't Nick say that people bragging about their sex life do not have a good sex life, or was I just hallucinating?

You were not. He did it several times during Weebwars.

He did so while making fun of @Ron Toye and Monica Rial sharing their sexlife on Twitter.

Don't forget Shane and his child bride. Once upon a time, Nick was correct that he didn't need to know about that shit either.

In fact, I think Shane might have been the worst offender of them all. Remember how he was bragging about how her youth gives her so much stamina? Fucking ewwww.

 

[AnOminous]

He's done this like 4-5 times now since November.

When you get a lolcow thread you should ask yourself "What would Ethan Ralph do?" Then do the opposite. Not exactly the same thing Ethan Ralph would do.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I think that hot tub will be the death of him. Unless it gets Kayla first. Lots of suspicious deaths in hot tubs and small aircraft. Plus they both have fucked up sleep issues, drink too much... Poor life choice there.

He doesn't drink on the hot tub streams unless she's with him.

I'll remind you that idubbbz didn't catch the initial boatload of shit that he did because people found out he's felching other mens' seed out of his girlfriend's cunt, he caught it because his girlfriend was an ethot posting a lot of (censored) nude / risque photos and videos. Then he got upset and made a bunch of excuses for it. As far as I'm aware, you never even see a nipple or genitalia. At most you see a bare ass and other than that a bunch of half-naked pictures.

Anisa has definitely shown her nipples (I'll leave it to you to trawl through her thread to find them). Although with as fucked up as they looked after her botched tit job, I can't say I blame her for not posting them more often. No genitalia yet though. I'll give you that.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

It just occurred to me that impotence is a side effect of taking estrogen. What is his stance on "crossdressing kink"? Experimenting with that kind of stuff is a way that trannies get their spouses used to the idea of being in a "lesbian" relationship.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Some of the cope in the comments of that channel is primo.

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Well shit, guys. It turns out the bottle picture is some sort of custom on Locals, and Nick was just being a sheep. Therefore, we can't laugh at it. Cultural diversity and all. /thread.

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You don't get it guys, Nick is not doing legal streaming anymore. He's focused on building an amazing community of paying members on Locals with fun traditions like sticking bottles up your ass and posting the photos online. At least it costs less than Jack Murphy's group.

The comments are interesting because most of the comments are usually from Rekieta super fans who follow all of the "Lawtube drama" content and there are only about 2 comments defending Nick and the rest are mocking him. And I get the impression that most (but not all) of the subscribers haven't visited this thread, so he can't blame it all on this site. Elissa clips also pinned this comment lol:



According to the Elissa clips woman, the thirst posters on the Rekieta Locals are now contributing pictures to be turned into a slutty calendar, an effort "which Nick is fully endorsing".

When you get a lolcow thread you should ask yourself "What would Ethan Ralph do?" Then do the opposite. Not exactly the same thing Ethan Ralph would do.

Nick Rekieta: "Ethan Ralph would NEVER go to an underwear party at a gay bar!"

 

[Phil Leotardo]

He came out and did what he should have done months ago:

The old content is dead and coomer nick is here to stay. At least he somewhat realizes how bad the birthday stream was and is doing some PR. Though he is still too chicken to come and do a video and his main channel.

So, a self-proclaimed libertarian says that people ridiculing his ridicule-worthy behavior is coercion? No wonder this retard went to an F-tier law school.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm going to echo what everyone else has been saying. I don't want to hear about someone else's sex life. Not because mine is dysfunctional, but because the only sex life I actively give a shit about is my own. I've listened to Nick for years because he made me laugh and was great for zoning out while working. I don't find the "look at all this degenerate stuff I do with my wife" funny. It's just boring and the more he does it the less I care to listen.

Sometime around Rittenhouse, he received comparisons to Rush Limbaugh which I agreed with at the time and if you're to believe Nick it was one of the best compliments he could receive. None of his content since the Depp trial has been Rush Limbaugh.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

You don't get it guys, Nick is not doing legal streaming anymore. He's focused on building an amazing community of paying members on Locals with fun traditions like sticking bottles up your ass and posting the photos online. At least it costs less than Jack Murphy's group.

The comments are interesting because most of the comments are usually from Rekieta super fans who follow all of the "Lawtube drama" content and there are only about 2 comments defending Nick and the rest are mocking him. And I get the impression that most (but not all) of the subscribers haven't visited this thread, so he can't blame it all on this site. Elissa clips also pinned this comment lol:

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According to the Elissa clips woman, the thirst posters on the Rekieta Locals are now contributing pictures to be turned into a slutty calendar, an effort "which Nick is fully endorsing".

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Nick Rekieta: "Ethan Ralph would NEVER go to an underwear party at a gay bar!"

Selling a localssluts calendar. this is how you know it’s full of boomers.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Selling a localssluts calendar. this is how you know it’s full of boomers.

Are they actually selling it or are they just going to put one together for the internet to collectively shrug at?

 

[byuu]

Ignore these no fun faggots, Nick.
Tell us more about the weird shit you're into.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He doesn't drink on the hot tub streams unless she's with him.

Thanks for the info, I've never watched one because Nick is disgusting and fat, and I would not have sex with him.

However, I think he has done hot tub streams after drinking? If so... almost as dangerous. Lots of people die in hot tubs, and not all of them get stuck under the cover with 3 bullets to the back of the head. And we know both Nick and Kayla have sleeping issues, someone in the thread recounted Nick passing out during thanksgiving at the table, shirtless. Also, "muh heat allergy".

 

[TheClappening]

You were not. He did it several times during Weebwars.


Don't forget Shane and his child bride. Once upon a time, Nick was correct that he didn't need to know about that shit either.

In fact, I think Shane might have been the worst offender of them all. Remember how he was bragging about how her youth gives her so much stamina? Fucking ewwww.

Or when he mocked Dominique Skye for posting slutty cosplay pics. Not only that, he mocked Skye's husband for not putting his foot down and telling her to knock it off.

Which just clarifies the issue. The issue was never the degeneracy. No one throws shade at Kian or Drexel for being degenerate, because they were openly degenerate from day one.

There's pushback because one of Nick's stances was don't post lewds online, and definitely don't let your wife post lewds, either, but suddenly posting lewds is okay and if you disagree you're a prude.

 

[Poop Shoot]

If all these lolcows like Ralph can get laid. Kurt can. Anyone can. I think he just doesn't have interest in casual sex. Which I empathize with.

Kurt isn’t the kind of guy women would want casual sex with either, so I don’t think that’s the problem.

 

[Scary Bread]

Thanks for the info, I've never watched one because Nick is disgusting and fat, and I would not have sex with him.

However, I think he has done hot tub streams after drinking? If so... almost as dangerous. Lots of people die in hot tubs, and not all of them get stuck under the cover with 3 bullets to the back of the head. And we know both Nick and Kayla have sleeping issues, someone in the thread recounted Nick passing out during thanksgiving at the table, shirtless. Also, "muh heat allergy".

That's a good point actually. With his narcolepsy, and self-described tendency to fall asleep as soon as he hits the couch, I'm not sure spending any amount of time alone relaxing in a tub is a smart idea.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick (at the beginning of the above video): "Guys, I fucking hate drama."

Me:


You might not like drama that's close to you Nick, but you wouldn't have achieved the level of success you did without a healthy dollop of drama. The longer he bitches and moans about things like this, the more Nick starts to look like a glass cannon.

It just occurred to me that impotence is a side effect of taking estrogen.

Oh, Sweet Jesus! Have we entered the "he's trooning out" phase already? That was quick.

In that case, forget Electric Six, and cue up Ginger Male Market Failure.

No wonder this retard went to an F-tier law school.

Actually, there was debate about the worth of his J.D. during Weebwars. Warren Burger did graduate from the same law school as Nick. Say what you want about Burger, but he was Chief Justice of the United States for seventeen years. I don't think his law school was F-tier.

Personally, I don't dig law school elitism because I've encountered some major grade-A faggots from Ivy League law schools in my time. Nick's problem is that law school... any law school... can't fix things like character flaws.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Well played, you absolutely had me

I'm not 100% sure, but I think @Balldo's Gate is saying he posted a screenshot from tripadvisor here because it's funny... not that he posted the review ON tripadvisor.