Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 57 23.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 31.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 12.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 74 31.1%

  • Total voters
    238
I really enjoyed the birthday stream when they were talking about finding women. And that Uncivil Law guy (Curt?) jumps in to moan about how nobody wants to date him and how he had people operating his online dating accounts for him and still had no luck.

And while I generally agree with the over premise that women have no idea what it is like for guys to date, I loved how much of a unattractive prick Uncivil Law showed himself to be. No wonder nobody wants to date him, he's a jackass.
 
Believe it or not, I actually like this semi-dry legal discussion. That's all I ever wanted. No lingerie pic, just legal talk and occasionally calling faggots faggots.
That's all we ever wanted.
Probably not a good idea to marry the first woman that will fuck you.
Disagree, if you can find someone with no experience and you simultaneously have no experience the act of figuring the mechanics out become a bonding experience. Mega kudos if you manage to wait till after marriage as well.
 
Remember earlier this year when he was bitching about him going through something personal that was really tough? LR probably wanted to walk out or some shit and all this is probably the fallout of that.
Considering how much of a tough time this retard has in shutting up about his sex life and his wife I highly doubt it has anything to do with either as he would have let it slip by now. If anything I am to guess it's something like an illness or the likes.
Probably not a good idea to marry the first woman that will fuck you.
The less partners either of you had the lower the chance of divorce.
 
That's all we ever wanted.
I'll counter that and say we want to be entertained. A lot of the time he blankly reads articles like Tim Pool and it's boring. The no-tie Branca stream from last month and the midterm stream are good examples of him doing it poorly. Last night he clearly was interested in the subject and you could tell. Anyone who hasn't heard him cover this same topic 5 times before got a good show segment.

Here is a good example how to do it right:

Her passion about the subject is infectious and i feel like i missed out by not being involved in what she covered. Nick used to be able to do the same thing. I pulled all-nighters because i was so engaged and the stream didn't end until 6am.
 
Nick's claim that he has Oppositional Defiant Disorder.
When he first started bringing it up a long time ago it was always couched in that he thinks he has it. He's likely just kind of a dick who has an overflated ego at imes and like everyone under the sun who thinks they have OCD or ADHD, he's attempting to find a medical reason for some of his personality traits he isn't exactly a fan of
 
I remember a stream maybe like 2 years ago in which his darkie friend Drex arrived after the stream had already started or something like that and he heavily implied that Rekieta's wife had spoken with him about cuck shit or an open relationship.
I clearly remembering him saying something like:
Drex.jpg>Nick, Nick, you KNOW I'm into the lifestyle and we gotta talk cause that's not something I want for her that's not something I want for YOU
Nick.jpg>Uhum... Yeah...

it went something like that
I've tried to find that stream but Rekieta likes nuking content and it was an old one
 
This bizarre turn of events probably could have been avoided if the Johnnie and Michael Miller dumpster murder trial hadn't been delayed again. At this point I'm not sure who's going to give it worthwhile commentary between Nick's admissions that he's less interested in talking law stuff, Andrew Branca's "if you all don't hit the like button we'll just turn off the YouTube stream" thottery, and the smattering of unsufferable guests he has like that fat guy with no neck (Sean?), that gay Australian lawyer that cries about being e-bullied and has to be consoled live on stream, the other fat guy from Texas with the nasaly voice. I just want to laugh about rednecks getting in trouble for shooting eachother and hear actual legal analysis while I'm at work.
 
I tried to point out that Rackets was a disgusting pervert a bit ago and I got tophat stickers.
I feel vindicated.

Pointed out that the lawyers he was beefing with, unlike him, don't want to behave like a LOLCow. Said he's got a KF thread, he's a LOLCow. Everyone and their wife's boyfriend took the time to point out his thread was not in a LOLCow section of the site. Ya got me.

Thread got moved here shortly thereafter.
 
When he first started bringing it up a long time ago it was always couched in that he thinks he has it. He's likely just kind of a dick who has an overflated ego at imes and like everyone under the sun who thinks they have OCD or ADHD, he's attempting to find a medical reason for some of his personality traits he isn't exactly a fan of
So he's self-diagnosed, like a Tumblrina.
 
I remember a stream maybe like 2 years ago in which his darkie friend Drex arrived after the stream had already started or something like that and he heavily implied that Rekieta's wife had spoken with him about cuck shit or an open relationship.
I clearly remembering him saying something like:
View attachment 4125021>Nick, Nick, you KNOW I'm into the lifestyle and we gotta talk cause that's not something I want for her that's not something I want for YOU
View attachment 4125030>Uhum... Yeah...

it went something like that
I've tried to find that stream but Rekieta likes nuking content and it was an old one
I've had this same problem. It turns out most of the streams got moved to the "live" tab. and were not nuked.
 
So he's self-diagnosed, like a Tumblrina.
Exactly. It's one thing for someone who shows some signs of ADHD and has parents/siblings with it to think they may have it (given its heritiability). It's another to just not like to be told what to do and be a dick to people and start telling people you do have a defiance disorder that is usually fixed once you stop being a little shit.
 
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Are there lawyers in his family? I think his dad worked at Cray Computers in the 80's and 90's (which is pretty cool, actually), and I don't think his mom was in law. The story he always told was that he was stuck in dreadful low paying banking jobs and Law School was the only career option where his shitty Liberal Arts degree would have any use to him. Ty is a friend of the family, not family. He had wealthy grandparents, but he said they had built some kind of business.

Nick went to college in 2001. He went to a dead-end state college in the middle of nowhere and got a degree in creative writing. He then got a job as a bank teller at a Wells Fargo branch. He then moved from there to a customer service position at a financial services company catering mostly to small-time retirement accounts.
He quit that job in 2010 and went to law school in his 30s. Full time, it took him at least four years.
After law school, he became a solo practitioner. He did a handful of very ordinary cases up to 2018. And since then, the best that could be said is that practicing law has not taken up alot of his time.
His grandfather from Tyler (the one with the money) was a Chemical Engineer who graduated from Rice and worked his way up from engineer to company executive.
His father did work at a Cray Research in a technical position.

Nick is a lazy guy who can never have been said to have been "burdened" by anything in life. He wasn't forced into the law. He didn't make much of any effort in the law. If his family were in the law, he would not have become a solo practitioner on graduation.
Nobody can seriously listen to this guy who works as a hobby, lives in a big house paid for by family money and has a wife who also doesn't work talk about how burdened he is by life and children.
His first problem is that he doesn't seem to know what to do with himself. He doesn't work in a serious way and his life is mostly play. Lots of people can't handle that and go in bad directions. His second problem is alcoholism. He is at an age where the alcoholism catches up with people like him and they spiral.
This isn't an uncommon path. He is going to train wreck. Its just a matter of when the wheels completely fall off. This is all rich guy problems.
 
rekeita pulled a wingsofredemption
wings used to try to be sarcastic and call out clips channeles
hed say "hi leans channel" or whatever channel was popular at the time
rekieta got butthurt and did the same thing
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I JUST CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T *throws whiskey bottle* TAKE THIS BITCH NO MORE MAYUN!
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LIKE I WAS FUCKIN' HORNY, I WANTED TO JUST FUCKIN' PUT A BOTTLE UP IN MUH FUCKIN' ASS AN- *dog whimper*
I HATE MY PAINTING *dog whimper* *dog barking*
SORRY, I'M SO SORRY
 
I'll counter that and say we want to be entertained. A lot of the time he blankly reads articles like Tim Pool and it's boring. The no-tie Branca stream from last month and the midterm stream are good examples of him doing it poorly. Last night he clearly was interested in the subject and you could tell. Anyone who hasn't heard him cover this same topic 5 times before got a good show segment.

Here is a good example how to do it right:

Her passion about the subject is infectious and i feel like i missed out by not being involved in what she covered. Nick used to be able to do the same thing. I pulled all-nighters because i was so engaged and the stream didn't end until 6am.
You fucking asshole. I'm over an hour and a half in and I can't stop listening to the rabbit talk about FUCKING NEOPETS. THE REST OF YOU, DON'T CLICK PLAY. DON'T GET SUCKED IN. I FEEL MY SENSE OF REASON SLIPPING.

Pipkin Pippa seems alright actually now that I've listened to her on 2x speed for longer than a few minutes.
 
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I JUST CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T *throws whiskey bottle* TAKE THIS BITCH NO MORE MAYUN!
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LIKE I WAS FUCKIN' HORNY, I WANTED TO JUST FUCKIN' PUT A BOTTLE UP IN MUH FUCKIN' ASS AN- *dog whimper*
I HATE MY PAINTING *dog whimper* *dog barking*
SORRY, I'M SO SORRY
here's another weird message i got

 
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