Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Scary Bread]

You fucking asshole. I'm over an hour and a half in and I can't stop listening to the rabbit talk about FUCKING NEOPETS. THE REST OF YOU, DON'T CLICK PLAY. DON'T GET SUCKED IN. I FEEL MY SENSE OF REASON SLIPPING.

Pipkin Pippa seems alright actually now that I've listened to her on 2x speed for longer than a few minutes.

Then boy, do I have the thread for you: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/virtual-youtubers.69525/

Going hunting now for a certain Rackets clip, it's gonna pair real well with that clip of his wife being surprised that other women have been posting their tits at him.

 

[Golden Boy]

His nuclear chimpouts and running an old lady nude cabal on locals thoroughly convinced me. Now that he's a confirmed cuckold, crossdresser, and adulterer, can we put it in the thread title?

 

[byuu]

His nuclear chimpouts and running an old lady nude cabal on locals thoroughly convinced me. Now that he's a confirmed cuckold, crossdresser, and adulterer, can we put it in the thread title?

Don't forget male cheerleader.

 

[mailfrawd]

Now that he's a confirmed cuckold, crossdresser, and adulterer, can we put it in the thread title?

cross-dressing is definitely confirmed. however, the others are still speculation afaik, sans video evidence of the actual activities can it be said the other debaucheries are _actually_ confirmed?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I wonder how many of the "Nick is a lolcow crowd" actually saw it coming or they had a weird parasocial relationship but got jilted because weeb wars failed. I wonder how long the rackets hate will last when he does another lawsuit panel stream.

He should lay down on the drinking though and take a break from streaming. Don't want to see him go out like Ralph.

 

[JackoVerde]

I wonder how many of the "Nick is a lolcow crowd" actually saw it coming or they had a weird parasocial relationship but got jilted because weeb wars failed. I wonder how long the rackets hate will last when he does another lawsuit panel stream.

the anime convention being stepped on thing is what got me thinking.
hold the fuck up, something aint right

 

[byuu]

Don't want to see him go out like Ralph.

Why? We need more Ralphs in this world.

 

[Swole McPole]

rekeita pulled a wingsofredemption
wings used to try to be sarcastic and call out clips channeles
hed say "hi leans channel" or whatever channel was popular at the time
rekieta got butthurt and did the same thing

If it wasn't for the clips channels, I'd know nothing of all about Rekeita. Who has three or four hours to sit watching some sub-competent lawyer getting drunk and preening in front of an audience of morons who think he's the greatest thing since Johnny Cockroach?

 

[hawkisnight]

To think that few weeks ago some kiwis were running balldo defense force in this thread All you had to do after whiskey bottle in ass and swingers resort 2 is to keep your head down and stop oversharing, Nick. Thank you for the end of the year lolcow surprise.
EDIT:

the anime convention being stepped on thing is what got me thinking.
hold the fuck up, something aint right

Not the anime thot stream were he sucked a microphone? That was my moment of 'huh I think I will stop watching you'.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Why? We need more Ralphs in this world.

The world only needs 1 ralphamale. We can't handle multiple ralphamales.

 

[Captain Manning]

Now that he's a confirmed cuckold, crossdresser, and adulterer, can we put it in the thread title?

He's not a confirmed cuckold or adulterer. At least not the sexual definition of cuckold.

You could include things like "gets dragged to gay bars by his wife," or "goes to nude swinger resorts," or "promotes sex toys," and that would be honest. All that has been researched and confirmed.

Really though, I think the whole OP is gonna have to be rewritten at some point, but I'm not holding my breath because Masterson's OP is still the same old shit it was when that thread was in Multimedia too.

 

[Phillip Green]

I still think it all started with the cat ladies in locals posting tits, I remember watching this stream and being surprised that LR didn't know about the tits in chat, seems like something Nick should have said even if just to avoid something like this

The moment MandyK did her BPD induced titty post the locals imploded. It immediately switched from meme posting to being completely dominated by wine moms posting mediocre thirst traps, and the simps feeding them the attention they crave. Within days we had ass Wednesday and bottlegate. It was kind of the Franz Ferdinand assassination of Rackets' lolcow turn.

It was amazing how quickly it all snowballed and how eagerly Nick and LR encouraged and participated in the new Locals culture. I guess it allowed them to share their newfound exhibitionist kink with a community of like minded weirdos.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Friendly reminder that the Video Download Helper addon for Firefox and Chrome can rip Locals content. Been using it since that platform opened and it is the only one that consistently works for me.

 

[Captain Manning]

The moment MandyK did her BPD induced titty post the locals imploded. It immediately switched from meme posting to being completely dominated by wine moms posting mediocre thirst traps, and the simps feeding them the attention they crave. Within days we had ass Wednesday and bottlegate. It was kind of the Franz Ferdinand assassination of Rackets' lolcow turn.

It was amazing how quickly it all snowballed and how eagerly Nick and LR encouraged and participated in the new Locals culture. I guess it allowed them to share their newfound exhibitionist kink with a community of like minded weirdos.

I've said this before, but Nick going full lolcow, and Ralph having a reunion with Godwinson to brutally dab on Rekieta were two things that were definitely NOT on my 2022 bingo card.

What a wild end to this year.

 

[beef lo mein]

Maybe his balls fell into the (ex) babysitter.

If he can keep to the tone of (I think it was on YT) his last stream and just calm down, he can probably ride this out. It’s just such a weird thing to suddenly be so adamant about forcing on other people. Nobody enjoys hearing about someone else’s sex life, especially when they don’t shut up about it. It’s simultaneously the most egotistical and most embarrassing thing ever. It’s lame. He got massive, thinks he’s too big to fail, which is whatever. The real issue is he gets way too wasted, and says all this bizarre shit I don’t think he even actually believes, because he’s mad at the internet for noticing the fact that he’s acting like a prom king, lol.

Honestly if he laid off the sauce he’d solve 95% of his problems. Take a break for the holidays, have fun with your family like a normal human being, it doesn’t seem that hard.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

A jew nosed lawyer
Balldo ready swinger sex
Birthday at gay bar

Oh wait we aren’t doing poetry in this thread

 

[BelUwUga]

He's not a confirmed cuckold or adulterer. At least not the sexual definition of cuckold.

Has anyone thought to check online considering the existing exhibitionism and how identifiable LR's tattoos are? Might be worth looking at subreddits/fetlife.

 

[JCDenthog]

I'm honestly so happy the way this thread has turned over. You couldn't talk shit about this fag without threat of a threadban because he's some jannys e-father. I do find it interesting that Rackets has declared Kiwifarms gay and irrelevant once his thread stopped being a sycophantic suck off.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Has anyone thought to check online considering the existing exhibitionism and how identifiable LR's tattoos are? Might be worth looking at subreddits/fetlife.

I swear to god, if we find a Nick or LR reddit account full of swinging shit, I'm going to die from laughter.

This past few weeks has been the weirdest spiraling I've seen in a bit. See what happens when you don't listen to people who told ya to stop the sex talk early on, Nick? You go from funny alcohol induced rage-myster to lolcow.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

Has anyone thought to check online considering the existing exhibitionism and how identifiable LR's tattoos are? Might be worth looking at subreddits/fetlife.

If you wanna take one for the team, go for it my man.