Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[PBR Streetgang]

This is the funniest mindset I've ever heard. Imagine this applying anywhere else in life. "Sorry officer, I know I was driving down the freeway on my neon colored kid size big-wheel tricycle, but it's all I've got and I need to make the best of it. Look, it even has little flame decals to show you how fast it is!"

Bitch sometimes the best you've got isn't good enough. You don't have to get rotting arm flesh sewn onto your crotch just because there's not an alternative. I can't believe I have to say that.

Not to mention that "making the best of what you've got" is something these insane stromboli-dick women need to be doing with their regular-ass bodies instead of electing to get these exploded enchiladas stapled on

 

[Cake Boobs]

Don’t you remember the tranny car that did a flip over the side of the highway? I’m out and on my fucking broke phone, but if someone could post that video it really was a treat.

Big Ol’ oldskool car-crash(excuse he pun) type troon, screaming in “pain” while the police stifle laughter and arrest him.
Tranny / loli shit all over the car exterior

Oh Jesus, one of my all time favorites.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Embedding in case the video gets taken down in the future

I can't seem to locate more info about this crash which is disappointing.

 

[Lady Farishta]

wtf a tranny mobile, i need the backstory

 

[Zero Day Defense]

It just doesn't work that way. Even the most talented surgeon in the world, the guy with the most blessed hands, (for real, I know of a surgeon, a fantastically talented and humble man, who has his hands blessed by a priest every morning on the way to work) can't create something from nothing.

So, you're saying that in order to get what they want...

...they need to bypass the laws of conservation of mass and natural providence.

It's liars and charlatans all the way down.

At least we can count on those going all the way down.

 

[batteredpancakes]

This came up on my Reddit feed and it made me jump.

Very familiar...
It has even got the blood, torn flesh, pallor skin, etc

 

[Brenda Tits]

wtf a tranny mobile, i need the backstory

This might help? I'm going to have a search for it now.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tranny-news-megathread.49301/post-9520161

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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I can't seem to locate more info about this crash which is disappointing.

The hilarious thing is that when someone is screaming, especially if it’s something deliberate like ”ow!”, you know they’re fine and not to worry. It’s when victims are quiet that you know shit is seriously wrong.

Typical troon, squealing for attention, then he resists arrest when he realises he’s in the shit. Classic.

If I remember, he was drunk driving and the police or someone had attempted to pull him over, but dickhead here sped off instead and crashed as a result. Karma is sweet.

 

[Lady Farishta]

looks cis fr girl!

 

[Troony Kong]

This is one of the things I find most distressing about the field getting behind transgender "medicine". You cannot just slap together a penis or vagina that appears convincingly "cis" if the only materials you have to work with are the natal genitals of the opposite sex. If you could approximate something halfway convincing, you'd still be working within the confines of human anatomy. Anatomical constraints are actually one of the main reasons why no tranny genitals pass. It's why neophalluses look like they're attached way too high on the body and neovaginas have the introitus/fuckhole inserted underneath the "vulva". Because of sex-based (!!) differences in pelvic anatomy, it's not possible to put the neogenitalia in the correct location.

It just doesn't work that way. Even the most talented surgeon in the world, the guy with the most blessed hands, (for real, I know of a surgeon, a fantastically talented and humble man, who has his hands blessed by a priest every morning on the way to work) can't create something from nothing. Let's just say that the coterie of trans butchers are not exactly counted among the "most talented" cohort of surgeons, either. There's no way that they can give these people what they are asking for. Yet, they continue to promise that yeah huh, they totally can, and if it doesn't take the first time, they can just keep chopping - uh, I mean, "revising" endlessly until the result is perfect. This is so incredibly irresponsible to me. Part of any surgeon's job is to manage patient expectations. You need to ensure that your patient has a realistic idea of what the surgery can accomplish. It's extremely unprofessional for any surgeon to promise a result that literally cannot happen. I actually contend that doing so is a violation of the Hippocratic Oath to "do no harm".

Certainly, it raises a philosophical question about the meaning of "informed consent". Is the patient truly consenting to a surgery if he's been promised an impossible result? How many of these people would not consent to a surgery if their surgeon were clinically, coldly straightforward about the actual scope the surgery and its best possible outcome?

Then, the matter is compounded when the troons go online and hear that all the other troons are totes jelly of their results, that "she" looks perfect and so cute, that it looks just like the real "bonus hole" of a True and Honest transman who braved her horrific and life-threatening *~bOttOm dYsPhoRiA*~ to take a look at her vulva for the first time ever and yeah, totally identical, I swear!!!!1

It's liars and charlatans all the way down. Whether in a professional or personal context, I think we should all consider what kind of person does this to another human being. I know it's easy to mock troons, and they are highly deserving of our derision, but it's still horrifying to think about the human toll being exacted here.

Absolutely.
Surgeons who perform troon surgeries are the worst kind because as you said no real surgeon would even attempt the Frankensteining in the first place. They are all grifters by nature; a real surgeon would say "I can't do that, it's impossible/mutilation/against the Hippocratic oath". Some of the male ones I have seen are also somatic narcissists; the women mostly look normal at a first glance (Gallagher, Rumer) and that makes them even more sinister.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Oh Jesus, one of my all time favorites.

Holy shit they really are laughing. Look at the cop's face at 1:19. God, I would have killed to be a fly on the wall as they drove back to the station.

P.S. I loooove that they let the smallest lady cop get right next to him for an hilarious size comparison. Man, this is a classic.

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

Spoiler: dickless man

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The man hips. The man thighs. And then he's got Homer Simpson's MOUTH BETWEEN HIS LEGS!!!
:Story:

 

[Astro Loafo]

Based hysto surgeon compares phallus's to Frankenstein's penis.
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My surgeon told me not to get phalloplasty bc it’ll look like “a Frankenstein penis”​

(TW for medical/transphobic speak)
Just met with my surgeon for a hysterectomy, not even a phalloplasty, and he went on and on about how the current methods aren’t good, and the results are crap. (Preface: I don’t agree with any of this)

I am extremely disappointed and discouraged after having met with him. Right off the bat he told me how he likes to treat his trans patients as normal people, I hope that would be a given? It was strange he went out of his way to make a point that he accepts and treats trans people, I would’ve expected that to be the case considering he is going to operate on me. The primary surgeon and assisting surgeon both expressed to me their disapproval of keeping one ovary, but my endocrinologist told me it would be good to keep one in case I can’t get access to T (which given US politics, seems horrifyingly plausible). But then he said more major things that bothered me. After discussing the procedure, he asked me if I plan on pursuing phallo, which I do, and he told me I should hold off on it. At first I figured he meant I should have time to heal between hysterectomy phallo, but no he meant wait for better developments to come along because these guys “have butchered arms” and their “results are not good” and they end up with a “Frankenstein” looking penis tissue attached to them.

I understand that he was trying to make a point that some men are unhappy with their surgery outcome, which is very sad, but he just tore the whole surgery to shreds. My surgery is next week but if I had more time I would probably find a different surgeon. These guys didn’t pass the vibe check, but they’re experienced and will be able to accomplish what I need.

I’ve been trying to change the way I think about phallo for a while now, there’s definitely an initial disappointment when you first learn of phallo and see that the results are very rarely cis passing, but if it’s all we got we need to make the best of it. Besides I have seen some pretty great outcomes too that give me hope. I’m very disappointed in the way in which he spoke about trans men’s bodies and surgery results (even if his heart was in the right place) and now I am feeling discouraged in my surgery and future phalloplasty

"...It was strange he went out of his way to make a point that he accepts and treats trans people, I would’ve expected that to be the case considering he is going to operate on me."
He says this because he knows the majority of the surgeons aren't actually okay with transgender people and are in it purely for the money. It's only the trannies that naively think the surgeons have their best interests at heart.

This is why I hate FTM. Not a single FUCKING WORD sounded like it came out of the mind of a guy. Not even an ounce of T was in any of that stupid bitch's rant. Who the fk talks like this? Queers.. men that think they are women. And coming out of a woman that I doubt even thinks she's a guy. It's such fking BULLSHIT. FTMs are literally the most BS overly lesbian shit I've seen. It's like oh so you think you're a guy, ok. Act like one. Actually try to experience what it's like. But no, I highly doubt any of them understand how it's like to be a man. Nor do I think they even realize the responsibilities that come with it. Do these bitches just think men just leave the house jiggle their dicks around for 8 hours then come home with money? Do they think a guy just slaps a girl's ass, and that magically makes her want to sleep with him? Do they really fucking think the average guy is smashing puss on the daily after getting drunk, doing nothing at work and still talking about "feelings" wif fwiends online. Honestly that doctor shouldn't have said a thing and let her khs after the realization that it sucks to be a guy. Especially a mutilated and gutted bitch that's never worked a fking day in her life but is some how a maaaaaaaan.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Do they really fucking think the average guy is smashing puss on the daily after getting drunk, doing nothing at work and still talking about "feelings" wif fwiends online.

Unequivocally, yes.

But is that not what you guys are doing all the time? Television commercials and network sitcoms have led me astray.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

This came up on my Reddit feed and it made me jump.
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Very familiar...
It has even got the blood, torn flesh, pallor skin, etc

I had the same experience seeing this breakfast burrito pic Nick Fuentes posted…

Looks like one of those amholes completely discolored/infected and oozing from the unhealed cavern..

 

[Simon]

FUCK Y'ALL AND THE FOOD PICS. But that chicken one really had me retching. And yet....and yet....still looks better than like 90% of what we see on this thread.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

It's a terrible day to have working eyes. u/raceinbk1980

Spoiler: This one's weird

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This guy is non-binary, 52 and loves to post his pre-op dick on r/castrations and r/eunuchs. it also seems he was supposed to get the chop in April but was moved up.

I don't know if anyone posted the comments. But they are gold.

 

[GloriousScarf]

I don't know if anyone posted the comments. But they are gold.
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WHAT?

I am offended on a base level they think that sarlacc pit looks anything like any natural born puss on the planet.

These hugboxes are so dangerous. I would love it if just once one of them told the truth, but they won't so I'll do it for you. Looks like shit mate, literally nothing even resembling female genitalia.

 

[Constellationzero]

I don't know if anyone posted the comments. But they are gold.
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Someone just really needs to spam that picture of Nickacado with his mouth slathered in ranch doing the O-ring while rocking his chins.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Trench has actually posted a, somewhat, clear pic of how her scars look after 25 months of 'scar care'. (https://archive.vn/tfuv5)

Spoiler: Behold the magic of scar care

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I'm afraid she wasted a lot of time applying her potions.

The zippertits are so uncanny.

Spoiler: powerlevel about teet yeeting

A woman in my family had breast cancer in one of her breasts and the tumor was removed from under her armpit and she got a single mastectomy. All was well for a while until one random day, she woke up and it felt like she had been stabbed. Scar tissue built up, the wrong nerve got pinched, who knows, but she's a tough cookie and this made her sob in agony. Several months of physical therapy and her arm is at 60% strength and likely isn't getting better. Now I see these Aidens and I can only imagine what that sensation would feel like across your chest. The wrong nerve triggers and your entire torso feels like it's on fire. And I remember the Phantom of the Purple Nurple from many many pages back. We'll be seeing a lot of that.