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Obviously.
"Lots of lube" because she's dry as a bone from the thought of cramming a necrotic arm flap inside her.
"Only missionary" because if she actually climbed on and rode it -- it would rip clean off.
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Obviously.
"Lots of lube" because she's dry as a bone from the thought of cramming a necrotic arm flap inside her.
"Only missionary" because if she actually climbed on and rode it -- it would rip clean off.
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LMAO!
The cope in that comment… “Don’t worry dudeking! Men use depends too!”
Yes, MEN IN THEIR 60IES or who have had some kind of urinary disaster happen to them.
I bet the gender euphoria from dripping piss all day from your broken ass, surgical site of a crotch is just amaaaazing though!
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OOMPA LOOMPA DIDDLEE DEE
THIS LITTLE POONER IS MAD AS CAN BE
OOPMA LOOMPA GOBLEDEE GOO
'NOT INTO AFFIRMATIVE STUFF,' BITCH WHO?
Edit: Missed the fire-ass Ashton update, wow. Not too surprising she's moved to using pads but, again, let's take stock of the fact this was a previously healthy woman who would have ended up using something similar for menstruation anyhow. 2 steps forward, an entire marathon's worth of steps back.
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The issue is shes a troon and doesnt actually understand what its like to have a dick; one that fluctuates between flacid and erect depending on need (or want). The same way the cold doesnt actually "shrink" ones penis, it just makes it super flacid and causes it to retract a bit, stimulants also do this. Of course, if youve got a boner, youre not gonna notice any size difference.
D00fus has absolutely no frame of reference for this. She read that quora thread and just imagined what it meant based on her experiences with her cold bologna roll, and since stimulants are vasoconstrictors, her rotdog definitely seemed "smaller" and "more firm" bc theres surely almost no blood in the damn thing if shes getting high on MDMA. So yes, her "dick" definitely shrunk, and she thought that made her a man all bc people use terms like "shrink" colloquially when talking about penises on the intrawebz.
What a fuckin dumb retard
Yes, the same thing that will make your junk get smaller in the cold (vasoconstriction) is what makes it get smaller on some drugs. MDMA causes vasoconstriction near the skin, and this has been studied a lot because it occasionally kills people via hyperthermia.
To put it another way: when you are cold, your body likes to close off blood vessels near the surface of your skin and any dangly bits (hence all the jokes about dicks and cold water). This conserves heat, because a big source of heat loss in your body is blood flowing near the surface of the skin (it also has to do with maintaining the right temperature for sperm production, but since we are talking about dicks and not balls let's ignore that for now).
MDMA can cause the same thing to happen, but the crucial difference is that the environment is not necessarily cold, yet your body is conserving heat regardless. Hence why it might cause a slightly smaller dick, and also why it occasionally kills people by cooking them to death (remember, your blood is acting like it's cold outside when it's not).
d00leys has devoted her life to obtaining a dick, and yet she has no clue how they work on even a basic level. There is no imaginable mechanism for a man's dick to turn into a "a very small, firm gummy textured blub" and then back again just by taking a pill.
My guess is that she heard some dude talking about a bit of ecstasy-related shrinkage in an over-the-top way, and took it literally. A bit like how MtFs always fake the exaggerated period symptoms they see in movies.
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Some of the MtF pictures posted here remind me of those yellow cream horns.
Just wanted to share that.
Just wanted to share that.
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Because, at least at this stage of this scientific venture we should not be traveling down, these things are more made for form and not function. Doctors are like "Yeah, sure. I'll just core you a hole in your crotch or crochet a skin tube so that you can at least look at yourself in the mirror without the thought of killing yourself. But I can't guarantee anything more than that." But, no. We're dealing with impatient, petulant, entitled children who want it NOW; and so not only do we, as fallible men, have to replicate the hand of God in aesthetics, but also in full functionality.
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FFS with Dr. Rolfes 1 year later (plus 4 months after hair transplants)
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There's some perfectly good hair dyes in the background of the first picture, then some 2-in-1 shampoo in the last. What a waste, idiot. Though if he tried bleaching his hair, it looks like it would all fall out at this point. That candle next to the two shitty lighters is the exact color of the word "chunky." Also of note is the Gold Bond body powder presumably for his damp, sweaty balls. Maybe could have started with buying real soap before an entire facial surgery and hair transplants.
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There's some perfectly good hair dyes in the background of the first picture, then some 2-in-1 shampoo in the last. What a waste, idiot. Though if he tried bleaching his hair, it looks like it would all fall out at this point. That candle next to the two shitty lighters is the exact color of the word "chunky." Also of note is the Gold Bond body powder presumably for his damp, sweaty balls. Maybe could have started with buying real soap before an entire facial surgery and hair transplants.
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This is now deleted, I assume she realized she forgot to end it with “ruining my life for a frankenpenis has been such an amazing experience, I’m SO glad I did this and I don’t regret it one bit!”
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I see a permanent implanted catheter in her near future. Enjoy changing your urine-filled bags, bitch!
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Kidney infection to sepsis to the morgue can be speedrun in a couple days if you're really lucky. Hey someone's got to fill up the other 59% of ways to die.
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Side view, the surgeon’s done a great job on the guy’s nose. Front view? It looks absolutely uncanny valley, too narrow for his face, and coupled with the half a foot or so they shaved off his forehead bossing, his front view now looks wonky and almost cross-eyed.
Totally feminine balding, uwu.
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Given Ashton's reaction to having the catheter for 5 months after her second stage at the start of June (she hated it), this would be crushing for her.
I had a very quick look around for canned stats on complications with phalloplasty with urethral lengthening and found one study (not a review) suggesting a rate of over 30% in both RFF (arm) and ALT (thigh) phalloplasty (pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov, archive.ph). I wonder if it's one of those things (like, in an unrelated area, depression) where if you've had one complication, you're more likely to have more. If so, she's gonna have to turn that pure cope into something more stoic pretty damn quickly.
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"Come for the phalloplasty, stay for the nephritis!"
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So if they have to take the frankendick off, are they just left with a urethral meatus in the middle of their totally female mons that's going to spray like a Rain Bird every time they go to take a piss? Or dribble like an off brand Chinesium knockoff with no water pressure?
Also, taking any kind of vasoconstrictor when you have an appendage with already notoriously bad circulation sounds like, well, a great way to find out the answer to the above questions.
Also, taking any kind of vasoconstrictor when you have an appendage with already notoriously bad circulation sounds like, well, a great way to find out the answer to the above questions.
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Just the urination issues these surgeries cause make them seem like a living nightmare; and that's before you add on the seeming inevitable fucking necrosis.
also all these troons are loons and/or fat and I would not have sex with them.
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10s of thousands of dollars just for a giant skin-tag that doesn't match the surrounding tissue color. Winner!
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I am neither a penis owner or enjoyer, so those who are, can you tell the class if this is a normal amount of...float?
Bc it looks really, really not right to me...
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They pay so much and suffer such risk and pain to get something that looks like it was made by a middle schooler out of silly putty.
I wonder if they can roll it on the funny papers and make a copy of Garfield on their "dick."
Anyhow the fixation with watching them float is just another bizarre arrested development tic and makes me wonder how many of these gals have gotten too close to male babysitting charges in the past.