BreadTube - The Unofficial ContraPoints Dickriders Club and the culture / drama surrounding the community.

We all know Breadtubers are the kings of making super fucking long videos that totally aren't just 90% filler because they can't communicate and write scripts for shit, such as "A Brief Look at Jordan Peterson" by Some More News.

But now another tuber is adding to the (already tired) genre of "A Brief Look" with "A Brief Look at Harry Potter" by none other than Gutian / Will Simpson (now trooned out and adopted a fake name of Lily Simpson). He made the video exactly 10 hours long. I shit you not.


No, I have not watched it yet, just wanted to archive it now, along with Will reacting to Tim Buckley's comic:

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And this painfully unfunny troon edit:

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It seems he hasn't actually looked at Tim's message accompanying the comic itself, which is far more sympathetic to the cries of "JK Rowling is an evil transgender murderer TERF!!" than one might think:



But of course anything short of "I agree with everyone that JK Rowling should be murdered" means he must be missing the point (insert obligatory loss joke here).
How exactly is he (Tim Buckley) missing the point? You (Gutian Will Simpson) are saying exactly the same thing. Just because it makes you look silly doesn't mean that he's missing anything.

Bit of a sidebar, apparently there's a Simpsons character named Lily Simpson and her fandom page coincidentally references J. K. Rowling in the trivia. Also, fandom fucking sucks holy shit those are some intrusive ads.
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We all know Breadtubers are the kings of making super fucking long videos that totally aren't just 90% filler because they can't communicate and write scripts for shit, such as "A Brief Look at Jordan Peterson" by Some More News.

But now another tuber is adding to the (already tired) genre of "A Brief Look" with "A Brief Look at Harry Potter" by none other than Gutian / Will Simpson (now trooned out and adopted a fake name of Lily Simpson). He made the video exactly 10 hours long. I shit you not.


No, I have not watched it yet, just wanted to archive it now, along with Will reacting to Tim Buckley's comic:

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And this painfully unfunny troon edit:

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It seems he hasn't actually looked at Tim's message accompanying the comic itself, which is far more sympathetic to the cries of "JK Rowling is an evil transgender murderer TERF!!" than one might think:



But of course anything short of "I agree with everyone that JK Rowling should be murdered" means he must be missing the point (insert obligatory loss joke here).
Ten fucking hours. Jesus Christ. Even Shaun's video was under two. They're going the EFAP method but EFAP at least tries to be entertaining.
Its only popular because "wizard lady bad." Fuck me, people have time to kill.
 
Ten fucking hours. Jesus Christ. Even Shaun's video was under two. They're going the EFAP method but EFAP at least tries to be entertaining.
Its only popular because "wizard lady bad." Fuck me, people have time to kill.
What’s with leftie video essay wannabes and long ass videos about shit you aren’t meant to care about after turning 15?
 
Does anyone have any evidence to show that breadtube is on the decline?
No but it died off rather quickly a while ago. We can probably check socialblade and see when the decline started. The only ones who survived were twitch commentators like vaush but they seem to be more breadtube-adjacent if we are comparing to Contrapoints. Contrapoints' content is a lot more thought out than a beverly hills fuckup whining about republicans and creating "hot takes" for attention.
 
What’s with leftie video essay wannabes and long ass videos about shit you aren’t meant to care about after turning 15?
The best part is they will rant and rave that the YouTube algorithm is set up against them because their 4 hour video on how Star Wars the cartoon proves capitalism is bad (along with the constant commercial interruptions for PragerU), won't go viral.
 
I keep hearing that breadtube is on the decline from elsewhere but is that really true? Does anyone have any evidence to show that breadtube is on the decline?
Despite artificial growth, algorithm manipulation and etc... There seems to be more of an organic market on YouTube that is going for kosher conservative content then bread tube despite Breadtube being artificially inflated in the algorithm.
Much of this is due to the fact most of them have gone into niche channels. Think the Armchair urbanist/not just bikes as some examples.
Others have found more success in other ventures then politics because apparently no one wants to go to YouTube for content they can see on CNN.

What’s with leftie video essay wannabes and long ass videos about shit you aren’t meant to care about after turning 15?
Half of the useless essays on how X random irrelevant series shrugged off capitalism and make a twenty minute rant that neither addresses the point or substance and sounds smart because they use big words.
The best part is they will rant and rave that the YouTube algorithm is set up against them because their 4 hour video on how Star Wars the cartoon proves capitalism is bad (along with the constant commercial interruptions for PragerU), won't go viral.
Generally speaking right wing content creators are being shafted every chance they get and somehow still push through the bullshit. But left wing commentators are just so boring that even when promoted they won't go viral sadly.
 
Generally speaking right wing content creators are being shafted every chance they get and somehow still push through the bullshit. But left wing commentators are just so boring that even when promoted they won't go viral sadly.
No one wants to sit and watch left or right wing content. I refuse to believe there is a person that can sit through a PragerU video but can't handle a breadtube video. It's two sides of the same shit coin.

The algorithm is about selling advertising dollars.

You want to make real money at YouTube, then make cute cat videos.
 
The best part is they will rant and rave that the YouTube algorithm is set up against them because their 4 hour video on how Star Wars the cartoon proves capitalism is bad (along with the constant commercial interruptions for PragerU), won't go viral.

The fact that many leftists, like Thot Slime, Jim Sterling, or Guillaume Labelle earn more on patreon than many blue-collar workers make in a year is proof that the algorithms on various social media platforms are tilted in their favor.

There's no possible way that these people could have gotten others to fund their boring, sanctimonous priestcraft without big tech giving them an artificial boost.

Tho let's be honest, it's also the perfect rebuttal of the labor theory of value.
 
The fact that many leftists, like Thot Slime, Jim Sterling, or Guillaume Labelle earn more on patreon than many blue-collar workers make in a year is proof that the algorithms on various social media platforms are tilted in their favor.

There's no possible way that these people could have gotten others to fund their boring, sanctimonous priestcraft without big tech giving them an artificial boost.

Tho let's be honest, it's also the perfect rebuttal of the labor theory of value.
I'm fine with them making money directly from supporters via Patreon. What is utterly hypocritical is having these streams maxed out on commercial breaks, all the while rambling that capitalism is evil.

As if under a centrally planned economy, enough excess capital would be generated to support YouTube neets.

The "Leftists Cooks" have an unintentionally hilarious video where they lay out the argument that YouTube should stop being run under capitalist means.

I don't think these idiots understand how servers work and why YouTube consumes the energy of a mid-size country every month.
 
I'm fine with them making money directly from supporters via Patreon. What is utterly hypocritical is having these streams maxed out on commercial breaks, all the while rambling that capitalism is evil.

As if under a centrally planned economy, enough excess capital would be generated to support YouTube neets.

The "Leftists Cooks" have an unintentionally hilarious video where they lay out the argument that YouTube should stop being run under capitalist means.

I don't think these idiots understand how servers work and why YouTube consumes the energy of a mid-size country every month.
They also love to complain about said ads on their videos being PragerU Ads. Without realizing that A) they are taking money from their enemy. 2) PragerU has deradicalized more people than Breadtube ever could (Breadtube has deradicalized zero because watching Ben Shapiro and Crowder does not cause one to end up at NJP/TRS. The viewers have to find their own way to the far right.

Also that would be a hilarious campaign since Breadtube went all in against Crypto because of server farms consuming energy.
 
No one wants to sit and watch left or right wing content. I refuse to believe there is a person that can sit through a PragerU video but can't handle a breadtube video. It's two sides of the same shit coin.

The algorithm is about selling advertising dollars.

You want to make real money at YouTube, then make cute cat videos.
People do want to hear weird obscure politics it's just there is other right wing people besides Prager U which for all intensive purposes is a kosher conservative channel and not an obscure of cool right wing channel.
 
The "Leftists Cooks" have an unintentionally hilarious video where they lay out the argument that YouTube should stop being run under capitalist means.

I don't think these idiots understand how servers work and why YouTube consumes the energy of a mid-size country every month.

Not to mention that they don't realize that if they got their wish and YouTube were run the "communist" way, that would cut their supply of money off and force them to either move back to their parents house, or learn to mine fucking coal like the working class they claim to support.

....Assuming they don't get tied to a post and shot for being degenerate bourgeoisie scum. Real commies don't take kindly to their degenerate lifestyles.
 
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People do want to hear weird obscure politics it's just there is other right wing people besides Prager U which for all intensive purposes is a kosher conservative channel and not an obscure of cool right wing channel.
The YouTube algorithm is not going to spam political videos unless someone starts looking for them. Same with cooking vids, anime, whatever. Users don't respond well to spam.

These content creators, both on the left and the right, expect google to spam users, generate the creators ad money, and at the same time, shield content creators from advertisers and their desire for non-controversial shit.

It's a tale as old as time. Before YouTube, it was TV. Before TV, it was radio and print. The short period of time when ad revenue was good was due solely to the simply that that YouTube ads were so new and advertisers didn't realize immediately how bad the return was for their investment. I know a lot of people blame SJW's for the adpocalypse but the reality is, completely apolitical channels lost just as much as money as everyone else. Advertisers were paying for what they thought were Superbowl commericals, for ads that had the response rate as mailed fliers. Once they figured that out, Youtube was no longer getting the buy rates they once were.

All these people live in a bubble where they think they can make rambling, long ass videos as a long term income source.
 
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