Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[AngryTreeRat]

Two decades he could've used his media experience and connections to work at a news outlet covering technology and politics. Two decades where he could've used his name to quickly climb the ranks and become a senior correspondent. Two decades where he could go to parties and clink champagne glasses with every other blue verified checkmark on Twatter.


Instead he has two decades that can be summed up on a forty page Kiwi Farms thread and a Wikipedia bio that includes the phrase "Republicans are stupid and drink piss."

Let's not over sell it. His two decades couldn't even get him 40 pages yet.

Edit: this post pushed this to page 40 and that's perfect. Sometimes the universe cares.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

More YouTube videos of Adam Sessler going batshit crazy

 

[Academial]

More YouTube videos of Adam Sessler going batshit crazy

More YouTube videos of Adam Sessler going batshit crazy

 

[Lament Configuration]

Just another lib who thinks the world revolves around twitter. You can tell Donald Trump, the George Floyd riots and the Pandemic were the final blows to this idiot's psyche.

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

Here are some reddit creatures defending him

And of course the sensible guy gets downvoted by the lunatics

 

[Beard_Chan]

A self-loathing, delusional, extremely insecure, bitter, self-entitled pseudo intellectual with a useless English degree who pumped up their dumb game reviews and editorials with a thesaurus any chance he got to try and appear smart, having a mid-life crisis realizing where he stands now in life after all his bad choices over the long term. You really love to see it. So many cows never realize bad choices have consequences, even if they come year or decades later. They can't see past a few days in their life.

He never cared about gaming, he just gussied up others reviews and presented them on TV. He's always been a faggot, its just that twitter + mid life crisis is finally showing us who he was under the surface.

You can tell he's not a real gamer too by how he perceives the community. Almost all engineers I know play games. Anyone in tech there is a high chance, scientists, etc. Not that it means anything, just the way he talks down to such a broad encompassing community like they're all basement dwelling failures is laughable in how ignorant he is. Such a retarded sheep who lives in the twitter world and thinks its real life.

I suspect he's just trying to shed his old audience and is hoping he can get into the far left commentary bubble online. Problem is he's just so bitter and unhinged, I don't even see him succeeding there. High chances he troons out to get some relevancy and opportunity again. What else can a dumb useless faggot like him do? With his inflated delusional ego I'm sure he's reading this thread too. Hi fag boy. You get what you deserve bitter little man-child.

 

[Lament Configuration]

I love that Sessler's Wikipedia entry makes absolutely no mention of him being a banker before he was hired by G4.

Here's an article merely mentioning his banker background.

Internet Killed The Video Star: The Extraordinary Journey Of Adam Sessler

If you know where to look, you can see the moment Adam Sessler knew he was about to be fired.

kotaku.com

He spoke about it in an old interview on YT but I cannot find it anywhere.

When Adam Sessler auditioned as the host for the official series on June 16, 1998, he almost didn't make it. In the aforementioned 2013 interview, Sessler admitted to not playing a lot of video games during his College years, and was depressed for two-an-a-half-years as a banker, following his graduation from UCLA in 1995.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/XPlay

Just wanted to remind everyone that Sessler was a banker because he probably doesn't want people to be reminded of it.

 

[p1138]

I love that Sessler's Wikipedia entry makes absolutely no mention of him being a banker before he was hired by G4.

Here's an article merely mentioning his banker background.

Internet Killed The Video Star: The Extraordinary Journey Of Adam Sessler

If you know where to look, you can see the moment Adam Sessler knew he was about to be fired.

kotaku.com

He spoke about it in an old interview on YT but I cannot find it anywhere.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/XPlay

Just wanted to remind everyone that Sessler was a banker because he probably doesn't want people to be reminded of it.

So like I've said, he's no different than any other game journo, except his age and he's burnt out because of it. Dude isn't and wasn't ever a gamer, he wanted to be a TV star or journalist or whatever and he couldn't get out of "gaming" that he never wanted anything to do with in the first place.

I honestly preferred ZDTV/TechTV before it got taken over or re-branded or whatever happened making it into G4, because the people there you could tell actually gave a shit about what they talked about. Leo LaPorte, Chris Pirillo, Kate Botello, Patrick Norton, Becky Worley, and on and on. G4TV was mostly wannabe genx/early internet/meme-hype garbage. Hardly anyone looked like they were genuinely interested in the same stuff as their target demographic, the women were mostly just thots on TV instead of twitch at the time, with probably the only person from G4 that didn't seem like they were completely faking their interest in anything was Kevin Pereira who was just seemingly a random goof(probably would have made a decent gameshow host back in the 60s-80s).

 

[Lament Configuration]

imo Morgan Webb was the most talented of all of G4 during it's prime. She was genuinely into gaming and her host skills and comedic timing were really good. She seemed like a very well-adjusted person.

 

[Pizdec]

imo Morgan Webb was the most talented of all of G4 during it's prime. She was genuinely into gaming and her host skills and comedic timing were really good. She seemed like a very well-adjusted person.

I was about to say, there isn't much you need to look for in someone comparable to Adam, since Morgan Webb, his former co-host for X-Play, is probably watching Adam's mental breakdown in real time, shaking her head, and going back to making games. You know, the thing Sessler could've also done but decided not to cause he thinks his critique is worth something still.

While the Blog I linked might be outdated by five years, it's still proof Morgan has done more in her time post X-Play then Adam ever will, and the best part is, he knows that for a damn fact.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I think this is a spotlight on a small-minded, smaller-dicked, tactless video game addict finally gaining enough self-awareness to heroically bridge the gap between obsolete and completely ignorable.

 

[Meat Target]

I can only remember seeing one X-Play episode. It was back when I was in middle school, and it was the Metroid retrospective.

Being a big fan of Metroid Prime, I thought it was painfully cringe and unfunny.

 

[Lament Configuration]

The corny Saturday Night Live sketches on Xplay were insufferable. Bringing the sketch comedy aspect to Xplay was a Sessler brainchild btw, which he has boasted about many times.

The show was good when it just presented straight-forward reviews, previews, trailers, etc. No one other than Adam wanted to see Adam yucking it up in a Super Mario costume.

 

[Pizdec]

The corny Saturday Night Live sketches on Xplay were insufferable. Bringing the sketch comedy aspect to Xplay was a Sessler brainchild btw, which he has boasted about many times.

The show was good when it just presented straight-forward reviews, previews, trailers, etc. No one other than Adam wanted to see Adam yucking it up in a Super Mario costume.

The sad part is knowing I enjoyed a couple of them. In retrospect they do very oddly come off in bad taste as something in vein to Channel Awesome's sketches during their reviews. Does also make you think about the Chicken and the Egg in this, too.

 

[p1138]

I was about to say, there isn't much you need to look for in someone comparable to Adam, since Morgan Webb, his former co-host for X-Play, is probably watching Adam's mental breakdown in real time, shaking her head, and going back to making games. You know, the thing Sessler could've also done but decided not to cause he thinks his critique is worth something still.

While the Blog I linked might be outdated by five years, it's still proof Morgan has done more in her time post X-Play then Adam ever will, and the best part is, he knows that for a damn fact.

Fair enough, never paid much attention to these people afterwards, and generally disliked xplay overall mostly due to Sessler.

 

[Ego]

These dumb kikes are just big money trying to influence the market and subvert spaces. Adam's biggest ratings boost would be getting featured on a Liveleak video.

 

[Wesker]

I love that Sessler's Wikipedia entry makes absolutely no mention of him being a banker before he was hired by G4.

Here's an article merely mentioning his banker background.

Internet Killed The Video Star: The Extraordinary Journey Of Adam Sessler

If you know where to look, you can see the moment Adam Sessler knew he was about to be fired.

kotaku.com

He spoke about it in an old interview on YT but I cannot find it anywhere.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/XPlay

Just wanted to remind everyone that Sessler was a banker because he probably doesn't want people to be reminded of it.

I'm not surprised at all this probable sex pest is a kike.

 

[Meat Target]

The corny Saturday Night Live sketches on Xplay were insufferable. Bringing the sketch comedy aspect to Xplay was a Sessler brainchild btw, which he has boasted about many times.

The show was good when it just presented straight-forward reviews, previews, trailers, etc. No one other than Adam wanted to see Adam yucking it up in a Super Mario costume.

It wasn't even that. It was things like a Samus face reveal, coupled with some chick saying, "That's right, noobs! Samus is a GIRL!" As if we all hadn't been privvy to that.

I'm not surprised at all this probable sex pest is a kike.

The Early Life section is obsolete, IMHO.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

One thing that stood out to me scrolling through this latest shit show is how just a week or two before he was tweeting maybe a few times a day. I thought this could have been a consequence of holiday distractions but I got curious enough to bother checking. Here's a graph of Tweet volume on the @AdamSessler account over his last 999 tweets:



Even giving benefit of the doubt that the flat spots are due to holidays, and nothing else, he still seems to experience manic bursts of activity and and crashes with no in-between, producing lots of jagged peaks and valleys. Compare this to the same chart for @dril, a meme account that posts one or two line joke tweets and doesn't try to win arguments with all and sundry:



Notice 3 things:
1. Differences in activity are much more moderate for wint
2. The heights of the y-axes (meaning the differences are even larger than the visual representation indicates, due to scale)
3. A thousand tweets for Adam goes back about two months, even with the flat spots. Wint's is less than 800 and goes all the way back to last March (10 months)

Man is not well.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

...he still seems to experience manic bursts of activity and and crashes with no in-between, producing lots of jagged peaks and valleys.

Well he's obviously snorting some fine Columbian marching powder. The guy is most likely a decade long coke snorter.
Comes the high followed by the low, it's the junkie life cycle.