Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Red flag]

Theres a site that has been mentioned a few times before where you can get a custom hyper realistic prosthetic that you can wear flaccid or erect. I believe it was bound by some sort of adhesive? And it was like 300USD ~ 500. it looked fucking great honestly

edit: found it https://www.reelmagik.com/features-pnp.html

Spoiler: "Easy to clean"

Throw in the toilet brush while you're at it.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

TiF constantly wets pants after surgeries. Finally had surgeon reshape the tip. Still pisses her pants now years later.
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Pee hole too big?

Ok hear me out. Had phallo a few years back, went well, I have no regrets.

Throughout that process, I had my surgeon try to reshape the tip of the phallus a few times to make it easier for me to pee, because whenever I'd go I'd end up splashing everywhere with a piss stream that sprayed at a crazy angles. I'd always wet the front of my pants.

In the end, we never managed to solve that issue, and I've been trying to deal with it ever since. Also, I ran out of health insurance.

But recently I realized that maybe the size of my pee hole was the main cause of the issue, and not the shape of the phallus tip.

I did a crude experiment where I took a full water bottle and punched a tiny hole in the cap with a needle and squeezed the water out, and it came out in a perfect tiny stream. Then, I did the same thing, but this time made the hole a bit bigger and asymmetrical, and the water stream came out nearly identical to my pee stream.

I'm thinking maybe I can go back to my surgeon and have him skillfully inject some silicone around the pee hole to make it a bit smaller..?

Has anyone ever heard of this or had it done before? I'd obviously have to ask my surgeon if it's even possible to do, but I wanted some other feedback from you guys. Thanks.

Love it when the first sentence has the "no regrets" cope line.
As expected, d00leys is chiming in with her own issues and her phallus lifehack.
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I don’t have this exact issue, but I still wanted to share this, hope it helps:

I normally never spray, but sometimes the angle is slightly off. When I pull back the skin on the tip a little bit, it changes the stream. Have you tried doing that and seeing what happens? You can just manually make the tip smaller by putting some pressure on the head. Like slightly squeezing it, pinching it at an angle, etc.

Maybe your hairy inside-out fake urethra fruit roll-up is so wide because the surgeon is trying to spare you a lifetime of the misery of strictures and catheters. And what does she do? Goes to the poor surgeon MULTIPLE TIMES in an attempt to have it NARROWED.
And of course, insane sadistic bitch "d00leys" can't just chime in with advice on how to piss through a skin tag, she also has to clarify that she NEVER has this problem. Nope, not d00leys, who always has enough crotch skin-tag experience to offer smug advice, but NONE of that experience is negative, of course!

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Spoiler: "Easy to clean"

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Throw in the toilet brush while you're at it.

Better throw in your penile douche while you're at it!

 

[garbage cake]

This seems to the the rare transbian that actually puts some effort in

Let’s try another angle on u/Arnetty

Brick shithouse confirmed!
How’s lesbian dating going for him?

Hmmm… well, I’m sure it will improve with the newly installed crotch horror.

Revealing post: lives with his based mommy and has no savings. Insurance covered the amhole.

What lesbian wouldn’t want to be cute uwu girlfriends with a man living in mom’s house doing wound care on his amhole? Good luck, Arnetty!

 

[Fapcop]

Let’s try another angle on u/Arnetty
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Brick shithouse confirmed!
How’s lesbian dating going for him?
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Hmmm… well, I’m sure it will improve with the newly installed crotch horror.

Revealing post: lives with his based mommy and has no savings. Insurance covered the amhole.
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What lesbian wouldn’t want to be cute uwu girlfriends with a man living in mom’s house doing wound care on his amhole? Good luck, Arnetty!

YOWZA!!!

Look at the size of those massive man paws.

Feels for based mom!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Let’s try another angle on u/Arnetty
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Brick shithouse confirmed!
How’s lesbian dating going for him?
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Hmmm… well, I’m sure it will improve with the newly installed crotch horror.

Revealing post: lives with his based mommy and has no savings. Insurance covered the amhole.
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What lesbian wouldn’t want to be cute uwu girlfriends with a man living in mom’s house doing wound care on his amhole? Good luck, Arnetty!

Absolute unit.

Why WHY are these men so determined to make women who don’t want to date them, date them? I guess autists feel no shame, but the thought of going on a date with someone who was obviously just humouring me until they could politely get away makes my toes curl with cringe. I guess if you’re self-absorbed enough to demand everyone play along with your fetish 24/7, that kind of thing goes over your head.

Remember “no means no” and “only enthusiastic consent”? Wow, did that pendulum swing back hard.

 

[Orca Friend]

Transbucket is down right now so I can't get the picture, but years ago I saw a phalloplasty that was literally the girth of a soda can and it took up the whole TIF's hand. It still haunts me to this day.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I have no regrets.

Despite being such a short sentence, this is the biggest troon cope.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Despite being such a short sentence, this is the biggest troon cope.

And is usually followed by a long list of regrets...

 

[Peaches Demure]

These are from a while back and I saved them when KF was down or we couldn't post pictures. Anyway, I came across them today in my Loony Troons folder and thought I might as well share them, because they're hilarious.

Spoiler: Tragic bolt-ons on a black troon

 

[AfghanBlue]

Wuh-oh!
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Spoiler: Chop! Chop! Turn!

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dont get cocky, its gonna get rocky!


one of the comments, from u/Londongeeze (LOL, aye, ok), was... puzzling, I dont hink we know much about this hip drilling shenanigans?
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I was going to say no... but I have thought about the issues I experienced post erectile device and the long term damage on my hips. I've always been naturally flexible and worked hard on keeping it that way.

But having the erectile device put in, then removed, then put in again, then removed, then finding out I had bits of infected device stuck to my hip when they went to reinsert and having it removed to later having it put in... It fucked with my hips.
A LOT.
And while I am still flexible, it's not the same. It hurts.
And although my body has been impacted a lot through complications, in some ways, while not the most serious of complications - the pain to the hips is something that bugs me the most.
Maybe more because for me, I don't think the device was worth the long term pain. I suppose I never thought about it properly before or the impact the drilling into the hips would have.
If I could go back, the second my device failed... I would have left it. Although, just so I'm not scaring anyone off - I think the additional complications during the whole device saga added to the pains I now have, whereas if it had all been more straightforward, I think I would have been okay.
My flexibility post my first device op was still very good for example. It was the removal of the infected bits that did it as I was told they really needed to work hard to get it all off my hip bone and it wasn't easy.
Does it stop me fighting though... Never.
Not in a million fucking years. I'll die fighting.

'I'll die fighting.'
again. lol, ok. shoulda fought that dysphoria a bit harder champ

Does anyone with more of an autist's aptitude for this research fancy finding out what u/LondonGeeze was talking about, regarding hip bone drilling for her rotdog stiffener?

I have never before or since heard mention of this particular thing, which seems to have happened several times, with grave complication to her..

 

[Geranium]

Revealing post: lives with his based mommy and has no savings. Insurance covered the amhole.

Felt the need to find out u/Arnetty’s age: he’s 26 or 27.

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26 and it was earlier this year [2022], when I started dating around.

I don't count my last relationship, even tho I came back and started transitioning a couple years before it ended. I just never felt as much like a woman around my ex, nor did I feel treated like a woman by her.

But from January of this year, I was finally feeling like a woman and feeling like I was being treated like one by my dates as well. So that's nice.

Too bad none have lasted :<

On r/actuallesbians of course. (old.reddit.com, archive.ph)

Never ceases to amaze me how these blokes think having their dick cut off will solve their shitty no-effort lives.

 

[Fapcop]

Hands down THE WORST zippertits I’ve seen in a while!

Spoiler: slightly NSFW

There’s no fucking way the surgeon wasn’t drunk doing this one.


And speaking of drunk, here’s a very weirdly placed rotdog:

Spoiler: NSFW

Complete with super masculine thighs and hips.

And of course, nothing says: “I’m a strong, masculine KING hear me ROAR!” as those delicate hands holding a rose.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Hands down THE WORST zippertits I’ve seen in a while!


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There’s no fucking way the surgeon wasn’t drunk doing this one.


And speaking of drunk, here’s a very weirdly placed rotdog:

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Complete with super masculine thighs and hips.

And of course, nothing says: “I’m a strong, masculine KING hear me ROAR!” as those delicate hands holding a rose.

 

[Kettle Cooked]

Does anyone remember a post with a video of a sad FTM drawing (tracing?) a picture of a pregnant trans man? She was pudgy and soft-spoken, British accent I think, talking about her hysterectomy. I don't even remember if it was posted here or on Tranny sideshow, my memory is so fucky. I want to see if it's as sad as I remember. I've seen a lot of videos on this hellsite but for some reason that one keeps coming back to me. Like this bitch is mourning the loss of her fertility (She's so round and soft and feminine it hurts to watch, she was obviously born to be a mum) but she can't say so because lifesaving procedure!

 

[Lead Sammich]

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Does anyone have more context for this fuckin nerd? It seems like it could be a goldmine.

How do you end up with your body more tanned than your face

Lmao i thought you had quoted the scat video post, and i was gonna ask how in gods name did you not notice the shit smeared all over them

Your first spoiler contains the landwhale nood and an image with scat, the spoiler label does not make it clear that both spoilers contain scat. You have popped many scat cherries today, well done.

Your last sentence is absolutely tragic
Im glad thats not what you actually meant tho haha.

Does anyone remember a post with a video of a sad FTM drawing (tracing?) a picture of a pregnant trans man? She was pudgy and soft-spoken, British accent I think, talking about her hysterectomy. I don't even remember if it was posted here or on Tranny sideshow, my memory is so fucky. I want to see if it's as sad as I remember. I've seen a lot of videos on this hellsite but for some reason that one keeps coming back to me. Like this bitch is mourning the loss of her fertility (She's so round and soft and feminine it hurts to watch, she was obviously born to be a mum) but she can't say so because lifesaving procedure!

A glutton for punishment i see. The need for a bit of masochism that is oh so subtly peaking through your post is hilarious to me, i understand the sentiment. Then again, everyone who posts in this thread should be able to relate to it if we're being honest

 

[Sir Chubbis the Turd]

Does anyone have more context for this fuckin nerd? It seems like it could be a goldmine.

Odin’s Men did a little dive into this dude.

 

[Fapcop]

Odin’s Men did a little dive into this dude.

This is the kind of batshit insane practice of medicine these butchers do.

The guy is literally getting serial electro shock treatment. (A rare method of treating serious, treatment resistant mental disease.)

And he’s STILL having some Mengele-tier doctor prescribe him hormones and gender shit.

“This man is mentally ill. So in a perfect state of mind to receive gender affirmation treatment!”

 

[behindyourightnow]

TiF constantly wets pants after surgeries. Finally had surgeon reshape the tip. Still pisses her pants now years later.
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Pee hole too big?

Ok hear me out. Had phallo a few years back, went well, I have no regrets.

Throughout that process, I had my surgeon try to reshape the tip of the phallus a few times to make it easier for me to pee, because whenever I'd go I'd end up splashing everywhere with a piss stream that sprayed at a crazy angles. I'd always wet the front of my pants.

In the end, we never managed to solve that issue, and I've been trying to deal with it ever since. Also, I ran out of health insurance.

But recently I realized that maybe the size of my pee hole was the main cause of the issue, and not the shape of the phallus tip.

I did a crude experiment where I took a full water bottle and punched a tiny hole in the cap with a needle and squeezed the water out, and it came out in a perfect tiny stream. Then, I did the same thing, but this time made the hole a bit bigger and asymmetrical, and the water stream came out nearly identical to my pee stream.

I'm thinking maybe I can go back to my surgeon and have him skillfully inject some silicone around the pee hole to make it a bit smaller..?

Has anyone ever heard of this or had it done before? I'd obviously have to ask my surgeon if it's even possible to do, but I wanted some other feedback from you guys. Thanks.

Love it when the first sentence has the "no regrets" cope line.
As expected, d00leys is chiming in with her own issues and her phallus lifehack.
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I don’t have this exact issue, but I still wanted to share this, hope it helps:

I normally never spray, but sometimes the angle is slightly off. When I pull back the skin on the tip a little bit, it changes the stream. Have you tried doing that and seeing what happens? You can just manually make the tip smaller by putting some pressure on the head. Like slightly squeezing it, pinching it at an angle, etc.

The funny thing is that if an actual male had this problem (let's say he was involved in a terrible scuba diving accident that damaged the end of his peehole and nothing else) he would solve it by simply sitting down to pee, and angling his dick towards the water so that the shape of the stream didn't matter. A lot of men do have hangups about sitting to pee, but any normal man in that situation would get over all of that within 24 hours once he realized the alternative was pissing himself.

Of course, that's because men possess actual maleness and don't have an identity that rests entirely on stereotypical cultural symbols for maleness, like "peeing standing up."

 

[Fapcop]

The funny thing is that if an actual male had this problem (let's say he was involved in a terrible scuba diving accident that damaged the end of his peehole and nothing else) he would solve it by simply sitting down to pee, and angling his dick towards the water so that the shape of the stream didn't matter. A lot of men do have hangups about sitting to pee, but any normal man in that situation would get over all of that within 24 hours once he realized the alternative was pissing himself.

Of course, that's because men possess actual maleness and don't have an identity that rests entirely on stereotypical cultural symbols for maleness, like "peeing standing up."

I don’t think most men have hangups about sitting down to pee.

(After all, who will know?)

It’s just a matter of practicality. If it’s not practical to stand for whatever reason, you sit.

But for FTMs, who deep down know they’re crazy women LARPing, peeing standing up becomes some monumental,
piss smelling, symbol of “manhood”.