Designated Whiner Shitting Street - General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here

[We Are The Witches]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI0koPOBeXc&lc=Ugx63YA1zclMIzz8xFB4AaABAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a644xo8328I&lc=UgxRod3jU09u1r8JvhR4AaABAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo1YS-AoD30&lc=Ugyur1zJjvkZCITrOnJ4AaABAg

 

[Piece of Peace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI0koPOBeXc&lc=Ugx63YA1zclMIzz8xFB4AaABAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a644xo8328I&lc=UgxRod3jU09u1r8JvhR4AaABAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo1YS-AoD30&lc=Ugyur1zJjvkZCITrOnJ4AaABAg
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I guess the question is was he always talking shit about DSP or is it a case of broken pignosis?

 

[Comma]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI0koPOBeXc&lc=Ugx63YA1zclMIzz8xFB4AaABAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a644xo8328I&lc=UgxRod3jU09u1r8JvhR4AaABAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo1YS-AoD30&lc=Ugyur1zJjvkZCITrOnJ4AaABAg
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I guess the question is was he always talking shit about DSP or is it a case of broken pignosis?
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It's hard to say, because don't forget: we're mostly dealing with sad, lonely individuals who more often than not are legitimately autistic or retarded. If the person in @We Are The Witches' screenshots is the same person as the person that is supporting DSP's during his streams, then I think he's "one of those" people. Case in point: Go_Team_Venture continued his membership just 10 days ago while leaving behind a positive message for DSP, which is a complete 180 on him critizing DSP in public Youtube comments:

He also participated in one of DSP's streams to spread the positivity only 4 days after posting the August 3rd comment about DSP begging for WWE Champion money:

My theory on this: Go_Team_Venture person is a literal wheelchair like Sidella, Rob, Jayde Rasmussen and Derich, and DSP probably has regular contact with this person behind the scenes (email, DMs etc.). Just look at how DSP treats them in this very specific way by always giving them a shout-out even if there's no money attached to the message, and always saying hello and goodbye when they join/leave the stream.

PigPigGo

The most toxified search engine on the internet

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He mostly does this with the legit retards.

But hey, it could also just be some kind of attention-seeker who thinks it's "funny" to throw dimes at DSP in order to be able to diss or "own" him, like this Snowkarl person. I mean, who the fuck knows anymore with these people, right?

 

[clothes in my closet]

I guess the question is was he always talking shit about DSP or is it a case of broken pignosis?

This is what i was thinking as well, last tip 6 months ago, those comments on detractor videos being after that, but he's been in Phil's chat consistently with no long breaks, and its never been negative, even around when he stopped tipping. Constantly @DSPGaming Loving the stream today!" type shit. I can't be fucked to screenshot them right now, but you're not missing anything I promise.


He stopped tipping in June, but he renewed his membership again in October, so if this retard did a 180 like @Comma suggests, thats a pretty quick 180 considering he was commenting on detractor shit in August and was throwing his money into the fire again by October. It's definitely possible, but just something to take into consideration.

My theory on this: Go_Team_Venture person is a literal wheelchair like Sidella, Rob, Jayde Rasmussen and Derich, and DSP probably has regular contact with this person behind the scenes (email, DMs etc.). Just look at how DSP treats them in this very specific way by always giving them a shout-out even if there's no money attached to the message, and always saying hello and goodbye when they join/leave the stream.

I'd never thought about the retard treatment before, that's an interesting one. Definitely possible. I guess the main thing that still stands out to me is the dissapearing for 2 years and then logging back into the account to paypig.

My theory is its just another one of the rotating socks, which brings into question why the account was around before the person we associate the rotating socks with. But of course I might be biased in that way of thinking by now, and I could also be completely wrong.

Regardless, this is fucking retarded. Sound good? Okay.

 

[Dona Morte]

Anyone who shots can comment please.
Verdict?

 

[Paladin Derich]

Yikes. Imagine the smell.

 

[Enrique Pena Nieto]

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Yikes

Imagine the smell of rotten flesh…

 

[marlintan]

That's exactly his plan.

But at some point the IRS will say no, they don't have to accept his payment plan.

If he owes $20k a year in taxes but only pays $6k a year on his payment plan that's $14k a year being compounded on a debt he can't get rid of, owed to people who can take your house and use violence against you.

I don't know how he sleeps at night.


He won't be giving the itemised accounts to the IRS but he will have itemised accounts somewhere, this is what his accountant should be doing. It's a necessary step to calculate how much he owes the IRS.

But I am a Brit, your system might be different to ours but it can't be that different. Somewhere there is an itemised accounts for his business and I'm guessing if the IRS did investigate he would need to hand them over.

he doesn't have an accountant, just h&r block that fills out his 1040ez for him. He doesn't have a business as far as the IRS is concerned, is a sole proprietorship, which is a pass through income/expense, it is exactly the same as a normal tax return, he can only write off things if they meet a threshold percentage of his adjusted gross income, but again, the man does not itemize, he takes the standard deduction. He pays the tax guy to gather all his income #'s and put them on the form, only to take the standard deduction, which is $12,950 for 2022.

 

[Mr. Brown]

he doesn't have an accountant, just h&r block that fills out his 1040ez for him. He doesn't have a business as far as the IRS is concerned, is a sole proprietorship, which is a pass through income/expense, it is exactly the same as a normal tax return, he can only write off things if they meet a threshold percentage of his adjusted gross income, but again, the man does not itemize, he takes the standard deduction. He pays the tax guy to gather all his income #'s and put them on the form, only to take the standard deduction, which is $12,950 for 2022.

I already know that you don't know what you're talking about or you completely misread my post.

Phil has a CPA: A Certified Public Accountant.

Phil will send his CPA all of his bank statements and receipts for the business and the accountant will go through all of this, build a set of accounts and then calculate his revenue, expenses and profits.

These are the numbers he puts on his tax return. How do you calculate things like income and business expenditure without doing accounting?

Phil will have itemised accounts for his business because that's what CPA's do. He may not send it to the IRS, he probably just does cash basis tax returns like you say and not itemised details but this is what is going on. I guarantee it. I do the same thing in the UK as I'm a contractor, your system won't be that different to ours.

Does Phil need a CPA? No, he could just do it himself but if you're making 6 figures why would you?...

 

[Mr. Brown]

On your personal taxes you can itemize or take a standard deduction, which I think is what is confusing marlintan. Im sure DSP doesnt itemize on that because for most Americans its correct not to itemize (and its more work, DSP is a GAMER)

If you run a sole proprietorship you absolutely have to report your business expenses to the government on a separate tax form. Its pretty high level but your literally forced to categorize the type of income and expenses you had. You cant just write "business made money" marlintan. I know our boy DSP is a fat retard but there is no way hes not going though and claiming mortgage interest, internet bills, etc to lower his net business profit (which is considered his personal income on his tax forms).

Like Whaler said the goverments three options are to garnish your wages, offer you a payment plan, or send you to jail. The first two options would be undesirable to to IRS so he can pretty safely be expect to be put on payment plans in the long term.

I swear to the God above that you guys hate Phil so much that you will type retarded shit on the internet in the hope/thought that it will make Phil look more retarded than he is.

HOW DO YOU CALCULATE YOUR STANDARD DEDUCTION FIGURES WITHOUT DOING ITEMISED ACCOUNTING?

The choices are:
1. Do itemised accounts in excel or google sheet and calculate the sum of income/expenses to do your standard deduction.
2. Guess the figures

We know Phil doesn't do option 2, he hires a CPA who will go through Phil's bank statements.

He doesn't send the itemised accounts to the IRS, never said this. This is retarded people feeling like they have to comment on stuff they don't understand to make Phil look more retarded... But somewhere Phil will have itemised accounts. It may be in his email inbox or maybe the CPA printed them out for him, but somewhere these exist.

And IF the IRS come knocking next year and asking Phil to explain why someone earning 6 figures can't afford his payment plan or asking him to explain his $40,000/year in deductions from itunes he will be using these itemised accounts to do it.

ALSO, I suspect Phil only started to do Feasting with the Pig to put his doordash addiction on his deductions. There's no other way to explain Phils excitement to spend $80 on food to make $25 in donations. He won't even upgrade his webcam, he won't spend $20 on games people want to see, he asks for donations for a fucking ring light... But will happily spend $80 on food?. I'm not buying that.

 

[marlintan]

I swear to the God above that you guys hate Phil so much that you will type retarded shit on the internet in the hope/thought that it will make Phil look more retarded than he is.

HOW DO YOU CALCULATE YOUR STANDARD DEDUCTION FIGURES WITHOUT DOING ITEMISED ACCOUNTING?

The choices are:
1. Do itemised accounts in excel or google sheet and calculate the sum of income/expenses to do your standard deduction.
2. Guess the figures

We know Phil doesn't do option 2, he hires a CPA who will go through Phil's bank statements.

He doesn't send the itemised accounts to the IRS, never said this. This is retarded people feeling like they have to comment on stuff they don't understand to make Phil look more retarded... But somewhere Phil will have itemised accounts. It may be in his email inbox or maybe the CPA printed them out for him, but somewhere these exist.

And IF the IRS come knocking next year and asking Phil to explain why someone earning 6 figures can't afford his payment plan or asking him to explain his $40,000/year in deductions from itunes he will be using these itemised accounts to do it.

ALSO, I suspect Phil only started to do Feasting with the Pig to put his doordash addiction on his deductions. There's no other way to explain Phils excitement to spend $80 on food to make $25 in donations. He won't even upgrade his webcam, he won't spend $20 on games people want to see, he asks for donations for a fucking ring light... But will happily spend $80 on food?. I'm not buying that.

listen you british faggot standard is in the name, it's the same for everyone. KYS faggot. CPA is only needed for PUBLIC companies, as in publicly traded. You would think a english fuck would know they own fucking language.

 

[Mr. Brown]

listen you british faggot standard is in the name, it's the same for everyone. KYS faggot. CPA is only needed for PUBLIC companies, as in publicly traded. You would think a english fuck would know they own fucking language.

What you've just said is absolutely retarded.

CPA is for anyone who wants to do their tax return properly, Phils will be more complicated than an average person. A CPA will also sort out all the little tricks that a normal person will miss like claiming a portion of energy bills and his mortgage payment as a business expense. A regular normie will miss this stuff.

How do you calculate the figures for standard duction etc without doing accounting to figure this stuff out? The accounts you build here are the itemised accounts you dent head?

Where do these figures come from if it's not itemised accounts? Does Phil pay a CPA to just guess?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

What you've just said is absolutely retarded.

CPA is for anyone who wants to do their tax return properly, Phils will be more complicated than an average person. A CPA will also sort out all the little tricks that a normal person will miss like claiming a portion of energy bills and his mortgage payment as a business expense. A regular normie will miss this stuff.

How do you calculate the figures for standard duction etc without doing accounting to figure this stuff out? The accounts you build here are the itemised accounts you dent head?

Where do these figures come from if it's not itemised accounts? Does Phil pay a CPA to just guess?

Why do you think DSP has always owed several years of back taxes (tens of thousands of dollars)? His great CPA?

 

[marlintan]

CPA is for anyone who wants to do their tax return properly, Phils will be more complicated than an average person. A CPA will also sort out all the little tricks that a normal person will miss like claiming a portion of energy bills and his mortgage payment as a business expense. A regular normie will miss this stuff.

How do you calculate the figures for standard duction etc without doing accounting to figure this stuff out? The accounts you build here are the itemised accounts you dent head?

Where do these figures come from if it's not itemised accounts? Does Phil pay a CPA to just guess?

The IRS gives you the amount you are allowed to deduct as a standard deduction as a married person filing as single. That's where I got the $12,950 figure from.
$12,950

The standard deduction amounts for 2022 are: Married Filing Jointly or Qualifying Widow(er) – $25,900 (increase of $800) Head of Household – $19,400 (increase of $600) Single or Married Filing Separately – $12,950 (increase of $400)

You should really not talk about things when you have no idea of how they work. Better to be thought a fool than to sperg out incorrect information and broadcast it for all to read.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Why do you think DSP has always owed several years of back taxes (tens of thousands of dollars)? His great CPA?

If you think it's the CPA's job to pay Phils tax bill then you might be the most retarded person here.

 

[Lord_Point]

If that's true he is really beyond salvation. IDK how the business in US works but I always thought that Dave deducts vidya consoles and games bought on his sole proprietorship business. Moreover, the PC that he buys - at least in EU - could be depreciated for 3 years. It's not much but hey, every cent counts.

Dont listen to Marlin, hes an actual dent who was previously subscribed to DSP on twitch. He switched over to detracting after getting a literal brain injury from a motorcycle accident, which honestly doesn't reflect well on detractors lol.

If you are a small one man business (sole proprietorship) you absolutely have to report to the government your business profit/expenses on a separate tax form. This form is where you would deduct shit like equipment depreciation, business purchases, etc. You literally have to itemize on that form because thats how it has to be filled out. Even if DSP is a fat retard there is no way he is writing only profit on his schedule C and leaving the expenses blank.

 

[marlintan]

Dont listen to Marlin, hes an actual dent who was previously subscribed to DSP on twitch. He switched over to detracting after getting a literal brain injury from a motorcycle accident, which honestly doesn't reflect well on detractors lol.

If you are a small one man business (sole proprietorship) you absolutely have to report to the government your business profit/expenses on a separate tax form. This form is where you would deduct shit like equipment depreciation, business purchases, etc. You literally have to itemize on that form because thats how it has to be filled out. Even if DSP is a fat retard there is no way he is writing only profit on his schedule C and leaving the expenses blank.

WRONG

As a sole proprietor you must report all business income or losses on your personal income tax return; the business itself is not taxed separately. (The IRS calls this "pass-through" taxation, because business profits pass through the business to be taxed on your personal tax return.)

You already know you will never beat me lp, stop trying, you been losing for years now.

EDIT: this nigger thinks ppb fills out a schedule C. You can schedule to see yourself out this moment retard.

 

[clothes in my closet]

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[TerribleUser09]

i know you're a retard and only here to bait, but god damn.

jealous of? like, if you're gonna troll can you at least put more effort into it than seeing a post where I go "the man has NOTHING" and you hit me with "god DAMN you jealous BRO?"

like fuck me mate, I was doing better when I was 14.

And you're 16 now so much progress, wow.
Why did you mention age? You wanna check who is senior? Is this a new dick length competition you are accustomed to?

I don't undertsand your whole rant (Either you are a Reddit fag or OIC sock) but this part is bizarre. People tracking his spending and times he logs onto WWE Champions aren't A-logs or anything, if anything this hurts Phil more because it breaks through his lies. Without people like PoP or TJGamebox we would never have as much proof he is a gacha addict as we do.

Here's a question for you. Despite the bankruptcy lore and his leaked PayPal transactions what proof do you have he is still paying for WWE Champions? The account supposedly owned by him logs before and after the stream. But it's not the proof - it's a very farfetched allegation (or premise if you prefer). Even IF this account belongs to him it doesn't prove he is paying for new skins.

All charges against him are purely based on personal hate you horsefuckers.

 

[clothes in my closet]

A faggot is shitting up the main thread again. Don't take the bait. Instead, look at this funny video of Phil.