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Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
Well considering he told a catfish he was “30 but looked 14”, I think it’s more accurate to say he has selective vision. Or maybe he just has his eyes closed while texting sweet little lies to all the ladies
It's the first time I really noticed his stutter (thanks to WGH making fun of it), the way he threatens to break the phone if Sally doesn't fight his battles, and the pitiful crying afterward to her. It makes me think that's what every fight with her is like: if he can't get it by yelling, he turns to crying. And then he runs back with his tail between his legs yelling about leaving his family alone. It's kino shit.
Gloryhole saying, "My wife doesn't do midgets. She has a height requirement." always gets me to chuckle.
I think the consensus view is that no, she didn't suffer a stroke nor did she ever go to the hospital. Just like with Ed's (then) impending knee surgery, it was just bullshit he thought of while eating his head scabs in a play for sympathy.
Impossible. The subhuman goblin will be the same in all alternate universes. If his family was rich or poor, he would still be a delusional, disgusting and a sexually deviant midget goblin.
Nah.
Chris didn't have a sane upbringing thanks to the bear incident and Sonichu, and maybe it's just the number of people fucking with him, but he just seemed molded until the clay dried up and cracked.
Cyrax seems naturally retarded and batshit.
Not retarded enough to go Majima on Marty when he showed up outside his house, and just the right amount of scummy to cry crocodile tears. Both aspects I'm interested in.
Cyrax looks like he exists on hard mode, god forbid someone slaps him in jest or he stubs his toe. If he bumps his face into a doorframe trying to go to the bathroom his skull would probably cave in.
A face like that, he could turn Medusa to stone. It's a wonder how anyone who's ever come into contact with him has lived to tell the tale.
I think this is partly mixed in with information about Marty's ex, Jaime. Raxx asked Marty for Jaime's nudes after she died of Covid, and said that him and Jaime were friends. He said she would want him to have her nudes or something scummy.
Wait wait wait, Cyrax really openly admitted sending dick picks to other 14 year olds? And tried to get Marty to carry out a hit on Masshole?! How fucking deep does this rabbit hole go!?!?
Yea, soon after he was caught sending the “14 year old” Kate pictures of his dick, he was asked by her if he had any other instances of this happening and he said yes, there were two others. This was before he started making up his various stories. He then conspired with Marty to kill Kate, and said he didn’t give a shit if her kids had to die as well. One of the methods of murder Raxx thought up was filling her house with venomous snakes…
Yea, soon after he was caught sending the “14 year old” Kate pictures of his dick, he was asked by her if he had any other instances of this happening and he said yes, there were two others. This was before he started making up his various stories. He then conspired with Marty to kill Kate, and said he didn’t give a shit if her kids had to die as well. One of the methods of murder Raxx thought up was filling her house with venomous snakes…
Why not just devise a plan to put a giant tarp over her home so all sunlight will be locked out, so all the house plants will die off so they will asphyxiate due to lack of oxygen?
And speaking of asphyxiation, do we know how the closet door got broken? Like do we know it was from one of his many tantrums? Because I'd like to think he was trying out scarfing, and Sally found him and did something before he made himself another Michael Hutchence.
Yea, soon after he was caught sending the “14 year old” Kate pictures of his dick, he was asked by her if he had any other instances of this happening and he said yes, there were two others. This was before he started making up his various stories. He then conspired with Marty to kill Kate, and said he didn’t give a shit if her kids had to die as well. One of the methods of murder Raxx thought up was filling her house with venomous snakes…
I think the consensus view is that no, she didn't suffer a stroke nor did she ever go to the hospital. Just like with Ed's (then) impending knee surgery, it was just bullshit he thought of while eating his head scabs in a play for sympathy.
Yeah, it was found out that Chance lied about everything for some pity points as you also mentioned.
Marty or William (forgot who exactly), called Sally on the phone while she was at the "hospital" telling her to get well soon. Sally was very confused as she was completely fine.
Chance streamed on FB again and complains about MF Goon and liquid Chris. Hit a new viewer record, 5 people watched the stream. He also changed his FB profile pic.
Chance streamed on FB again and complains about MF Goon and liquid Chris. Hit a new viewer record, 5 people watched the stream. He also changed his FB profile pic.
Oh man what a great stream. I lost it when he held up the hotwheels car and started talking about how liquid wont be able to break in and steal it lmfao
God I hope Liquid Chris presents a spray-painted hotwheels. Or his own CRT, and says it's Heisei era.
I couldn't find any mention of a gold hotwheels that ties into Forza Horizon 4, but I couldn't understand him when he said the make and model either. I didn't try hard to search.
No matter the rarity, it's removed from the box, and touched by his poo-covered hands. So it's either worthless or $5.
God I hope Liquid Chris presents a spray-painted hotwheels. Or his own CRT, and says it's Heisei era.
I couldn't find any mention of a gold hotwheels that ties into Forza Horizon 4, but I couldn't understand him when he said the make and model either. I didn't try hard to search.
No matter the rarity, it's removed from the box, and touched by his poo-covered hands. So it's either worthless or $5.
Chance streamed on FB again and complains about MF Goon and liquid Chris. Hit a new viewer record, 5 people watched the stream. He also changed his FB profile pic.
I have several issues with this.
1. His new profile picture of link is incorrect as Link is left-handed as seen here, as a left-handed bastard this irks me.
2. At 21:50 he talks about Liquid not being "old school" in response he flexes having "classic DnD" with a 5th edition (not classic, quite modern) essentials kit thus making Cyraxx more "old school " than liquid in his little goblin brain. Classic dungeons and dragons are way older than raxx realizes (again not 5th edition) . DnD Is something raxx cannot comprehend as he will most likely use it to create his Anime OC and fuck little elf girls. I can guarantee it.
good catch. that's fucking gold. you can just tell ed is sick of that shit and doesn't take Chance (and his potential suicide) seriously. he knows it's fake as fuck and is basically mocking chance for it.
Yo! New height comparison just dropped! (I know we have his height already, but it's still funny seeing him next to average sized items). He can barely peer on top of the dresser!
God I hope Liquid Chris presents a spray-painted hotwheels. Or his own CRT, and says it's Heisei era.
I couldn't find any mention of a gold hotwheels that ties into Forza Horizon 4, but I couldn't understand him when he said the make and model either. I didn't try hard to search.
No matter the rarity, it's removed from the box, and touched by his poo-covered hands. So it's either worthless or $5.
Here are the results of me looking into this claim of Chance's:
There's only two expensive ones up there, but I don't know what grift they're getting at. The $399 one is advertising gold wheels, but they all have gold wheels. There's even one listing that's selling a total of 12 of these Hotwheels. Out of the first 12 images on Google's shopping results (excluding the outliers, so 10 really) the average price of that toy car is $8.20. He sure does love using, "X is more expensive than yo house" hyperbole. I've noticed it first with his "Apple" watch, and now again with the toy car. This was my search query: pagani huayra hotwheels gold limited edition. I could not find any information on why this is supposedly limited edition, it also does not appear in this article.
Due to his poor lighting, I am unable to determine what his CRT TV brand was. Some older CRT TVs range in price from $100-$500, with an outlier of a Sony Trinitron KV-M1440b 14.
Google shopping query: Showa era CRT TV
His TV looked kind of big though, like yeah it might be a CRT, but knowing chance it's all bullshit regardless. I do just enjoy fact checking him where I can. I even turned up brightness and lowered contrast, but there's nothing discernable about his CRT tv. It's honestly just some junk Sally kept in the attic.
There is unfortunately no website, similar to bricklink.com or pricecharting.com, but for Hotwheels. So, it's impossible to find a more reliable price aggregate. Examples below in the spoiler.
I have several issues with this.
1. His new profile picture of link is incorrect as Link is left-handed as seen here, as a left-handed bastard this irks me.
2. At 21:50 he talks about Liquid not being "old school" in response he flexes having "classic DnD" with a 5th edition (not classic, quite modern) essentials kit thus making Cyraxx more "old school " than liquid in his little goblin brain. Classic dungeons and dragons are way older than raxx realizes (again not 5th edition) . DnD Is something raxx cannot comprehend as he will most likely use it to create his Anime OC and fuck little elf girls. I can guarantee it.
I have to ask would this man be able to even understand D and D, unless it's spoon fed to him? Granted I'm not a genius or the brightest guy in the room, but even I have trouble understanding some of the intricacies of real table top RPGs, and I'm no 43.
