Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I have to ask would this man be able to even understand D and D, unless it's spoon fed to him? Granted I'm not a genius or the brightest guy in the room, but even I have trouble understanding some of the intricacies of real table top RPGs, and I'm no 43.

D&D is actually quite easy, with the only complicated part being that of creating a character, but there are hundreds of videos out there about how to do so, or even using a premade character. I doubt Cyraxx has the ability to run a game properly, as it can be a bit tough to understand how to run a module (which is a game that's prepackaged in book format). However, there are better tabletop systems out there, such as GURPS, which uses a D6 system versus 5Es D20 system. If the game is spoon fed to chance, it's possible even he could understand it, as long as he is a player. Even the dice rolls are baby mode in terms of probability outcomes.

Edit: Hit reply too early, but uh yeah. The other difficulty is actually making a compelling and fun story for players to play in. Considering Cyraxx hangs around other low IQ individuals, and he has no genuine creativity, he will just rip some anime off and change a few things around. Probably bastardizing the rules and ignoring the finer details.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

D&D is actually quite easy, with the only complicated part being that of creating a character, but there are hundreds of videos out there about how to do so, or even using a premade character. I doubt Cyraxx has the ability to run a game properly, as it can be a bit tough to understand how to run a module (which is a game that's prepackaged in book format). However, there are better tabletop systems out there, such as GURPS, which uses a D6 system versus 5Es D20 system. If the game is spoon fed to chance, it's possible even he could understand it, as long as he is a player. Even the dice rolls are baby mode in terms of probability outcomes.

Edit: Hit reply too early, but uh yeah. The other difficulty is actually making a compelling and fun story for players to play in. Considering Cyraxx hangs around other low IQ individuals, and he has no genuine creativity, he will just rip some anime off and change a few things around. Probably bastardizing the rules and ignoring the finer details.
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all right you've convinced me.


I have absolutely no idea how this could happen but I would love love LOVE to watch Marty DM a game of DnD with Chance as a player. That would be gold. They could be famous

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

I have to ask would this man be able to even understand D and D, unless it's spoon fed to him? Granted I'm not a genius or the brightest guy in the room, but even I have trouble understanding some of the intricacies of real table top RPGs, and I'm no 43.

D&D is actually quite easy, with the only complicated part being that of creating a character, but there are hundreds of videos out there about how to do so, or even using a premade character. I doubt Cyraxx has the ability to run a game properly, as it can be a bit tough to understand how to run a module (which is a game that's prepackaged in book format). However, there are better tabletop systems out there, such as GURPS, which uses a D6 system versus 5Es D20 system. If the game is spoon fed to chance, it's possible even he could understand it, as long as he is a player. Even the dice rolls are baby mode in terms of probability outcomes.

DnD is simply a game of probability and narrative storytelling with mechanics that revolve around dice rolling that move the story along. The rest is filled with your imagination. Campaigns are fun to start up and write.
The thing however that most folks seem to have a disconnect with is that it's not a full-on power fantasy. DnD is grounded fantasy. While yes you fight dragons and can pull off some crazy stuff you have a great chance of failure while doing so.
A lot of stories I've heard are about people wanting to use this malleable world to live out their fantasies whether it be fetishes or power. Cyraxx watching anime would for sure make an edgy anime OC and have that OC live out his fantasies and replicate shit he's seen in anime through the medium of DnD. As a DM/GM I would normally have a talk with folks like those and inform them that the games I run aren't there to fulfill fantasies. Of course, I wouldn't run a game for cyraxx under any circumstances anyways.

 

[Ed Weed]

DnD is simply a game of probability and narrative storytelling with mechanics that revolve around dice rolling that move the story along. The rest is filled with your imagination. Campaigns are fun to start up and write.
The thing however that most folks seem to have a disconnect with is that it's not a full-on power fantasy. DnD is grounded fantasy. While yes you fight dragons and can pull off some crazy stuff you have a great chance of failure while doing so.
A lot of stories I've heard are about people wanting to use this malleable world to live out their fantasies whether it be fetishes or power. Cyraxx watching anime would for sure make an edgy anime OC and have that OC live out his fantasies and replicate shit he's seen in anime through the medium of DnD. As a DM/GM I would normally have a talk with folks like those and inform them that the games I run aren't there to fulfill fantasies. Of course, I wouldn't run a game for cyraxx under any circumstances anyways.

Watch him name his character "Gohan" or some shit. Which he claims everyone calls him as a nickname because he 'gets angry and will do anything to protect my family'. Bullshit chance, the few people you talk to call you Cyraxx, you will forever be fucking Cyraxx.

 

[Deanwilson]

Chance streamed on FB again and complains about MF Goon and liquid Chris. Hit a new viewer record, 5 people watched the stream. He also changed his FB profile pic.

From Bustyn Jentley's channel.
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I watched the stream. So delusional. The buddy trolls need to stop. So funny that he thinks he has fans. He has zero fans. Zero friends. I laughed out loud when he said if you need gas money stop over and I will help out. He literally has no money and never had money. Will never have money. Delusional POS goblin.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

all right you've convinced me.


I have absolutely no idea how this could happen but I would love love LOVE to watch Marty DM a game of DnD with Chance as a player. That would be gold. They could be famous

I wouldn't put it past Cyraxx to do some creepy shit in the game, and Marty take advantage of the situation to fuck with him. I'm kind of up to the challenge of writing out this scenario, as I need practice keeping things in one tense. Maybe I'll DM you something later if I can write it to be accurate and funny enough. I'll save my sperg energy for fact checking Cyraxx's bullshit claims like I did earlier.

not a full-on power fantasy

It certainly can be. If it's a bad DM, that obnoxious players can walk over, it will be.

 

[anliteralidiot]

DnD is simply a game of probability and narrative storytelling with mechanics that revolve around dice rolling that move the story along. The rest is filled with your imagination. Campaigns are fun to start up and write.
The thing however that most folks seem to have a disconnect with is that it's not a full-on power fantasy. DnD is grounded fantasy. While yes you fight dragons and can pull off some crazy stuff you have a great chance of failure while doing so.
A lot of stories I've heard are about people wanting to use this malleable world to live out their fantasies whether it be fetishes or power. Cyraxx watching anime would for sure make an edgy anime OC and have that OC live out his fantasies and replicate shit he's seen in anime through the medium of DnD. As a DM/GM I would normally have a talk with folks like those and inform them that the games I run aren't there to fulfill fantasies. Of course, I wouldn't run a game for cyraxx under any circumstances anyways.

I would pay good money to watch a good DM try to play with him, and the resulting freakouts when he doesn't get what he wants..

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

Dont worry, he sucked the doo doo feces off.

In all seriousness, I think shit is probably only the third worst thing he has on his hands at any given time. The second would be cum, fresh or dried (dealer's choice), and first is some ungodly form of bacteria that has evolved slowly over time. But because he spends his life in a dark room, its one weakness is sunlight, so it can never escape into the wild.

I’m kind of disappointed that everyone calls chance a chihuahua he’s clearly a Chinese crested dog

Except a dog can actually learn from experience, they drink out of the toilet and get scolded and hopefully they don't ever do it again. Chance drinks out of an unflushed toilet and bitches about the taste, he gets told to stop and drink water from the sink, he refuses to listen and dives back in for a refill.

I would pay good money to watch a good DM try to play with him, and the resulting freakouts when he doesn't get what he wants..

I'm not a D&D player so I may get my terminology fucked up here. But Chance would show up to his first game with a character called The Mighty Cyraxxicus and swear he rolled all 18's while doing his build. He'd then charge head first into the first encounter, get killed, throw a major temper tantrum throwing chairs and smashing the board. Then he'd call Sally to come pick him up early because he's done with this stupid shit.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

In all seriousness, I think shit is probably only the third worst thing he has on his hands at any given time. The second would be cum, fresh or dried (dealer's choice), and first is some ungodly form of bacteria that has evolved slowly over time. But because he spends his life in a dark room, its one weakness is sunlight, so it can never escape into the wild.

Except a dog can actually learn from experience, they drink out of the toilet and get scolded and hopefully they don't ever do it again. Chance drinks out of an unflushed toilet and bitches about the taste, he gets told to stop and drink water from the sink, he refuses to listen and dives back in for a refill.

I'm not a D&D player so I may get my terminology fucked up here. But Chance would show up to his first game with a character called The Mighty Cyraxxicus and swear he rolled all 18's while doing his build. He'd then charge head first into the first encounter, get killed, throw a major temper tantrum throwing chairs and smashing the board. Then he'd call Sally to come pick him up early because he's done with this stupid shit.

It'd be harder to lie in person when the dice rolls are visible. Usually only DMs have a screen (to fudge numbers where appropriate for the sake of the story, like giving an unlucky player a break). It's on optional addition. Otherwise yeah. Doubt he can comprehend even in a fictional setting actions have consequences.

 

[anliteralidiot]

House call to the goblin cave, lies about being on social media to the officer look at ed when he asked if chance is suicidal

Didn't see it mentioned, but we have another height comparison with how close he is to the door. The only issue is the fisheye lens, and how tall the cop is are fucking with the perspective. His shoulder is so close to the handle...

 

[Braindead]

It's addicting watching this train clinger loop the same cycle of do dumb shit, complain, then leave for a day or two. I don't think I've ever seen someone project so hard either, it's quite fascinating

 

[I swear she's 18]

If you take a screenshot and go in Lightroom. You can do lens correction and possibly try to fix it by hand, but I don't have much experience in it.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Doorknobs have a standard height based on code, that pic should be good enough for anyone that concerned about his height. It’s the best one I’ve seen where the perspective isn’t too fucked. He’s basically right in front of it, the distortion is minimal.

 

[Bigpapapump]

D&D is actually quite easy, with the only complicated part being that of creating a character, but there are hundreds of videos out there about how to do so, or even using a premade character. I doubt Cyraxx has the ability to run a game properly, as it can be a bit tough to understand how to run a module (which is a game that's prepackaged in book format). However, there are better tabletop systems out there, such as GURPS, which uses a D6 system versus 5Es D20 system. If the game is spoon fed to chance, it's possible even he could understand it, as long as he is a player. Even the dice rolls are baby mode in terms of probability outcomes.

Edit: Hit reply too early, but uh yeah. The other difficulty is actually making a compelling and fun story for players to play in. Considering Cyraxx hangs around other low IQ individuals, and he has no genuine creativity, he will just rip some anime off and change a few things around. Probably bastardizing the rules and ignoring the finer details.
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I'm just surprised he hasn't gotten into BESM, which would kinda tick all the boxes for cyraxx to get into RPG's. It's kinda old now, but it's super simple, character creation is straight forward, and Big Eyes Small Mouth is designed to recreate anime, and has tons of anime themes.
Also, just to be sure I'm up to date with the ages on our players here; Sally is (I think) near 70. She told (I think) Tangerine Cat that Ed is 15 years younger than her, so he'd be 55, and Cyraxx is gonna be 33 this year. I have no clue what Facebook he's using, or what his YouTube is called anymore, I'm not bitching, I just kinda wish the intro to this thread was updated a bit, so my lazy ass didn't have to watch through 7 different troll channels, and 180 pages of the thread to catch up after stepping away for a week. Seriously this retard burns through accounts faster than the ip2 caravans turn to shit.

 

[DrunkServal]

I wouldn't put it past Cyraxx to do some creepy shit in the game, and Marty take advantage of the situation to fuck with him.

It'd make a hell of a CritCrab video, that's for sure.

 

[anliteralidiot]

New Facebook reupload from Bustyn.
One autistic point is that he brings up the name "Shadowblade" comes from Shadow the Hedgehog. And the voice her used in the first cover is basically his skull scratcher voice, all nasally and shit.

 

[Furry killer]

Yeah, Chance isn't happy with MF Goon and the site www.chancewilkinsisapedophile.com. Terrible "singing" in this one but Bustyn lays music over most of it. Here is the stream from earlier today.

From Bustyn Jentley's channel.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

Yeah, Chance isn't happy with MF Goon and the site www.chancewilkinsisapedophile.com.

"It has been 3 days since police visited the Wilkins' household" lmao. it sure has

 

[Delamain]

"It has been 3 days since police visited the Wilkins' household" lmao. it sure has

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That counter is never going to go past 5 i can already tell

welcome to my TED talk
Today we are discussing
How to use a goblin to measure a door

This is chance he’s a goblin

With the power of Google I was able to find a similar enough door

Note: the average door has an average height of 80 inches width varies
(For the American bros that’s 6 feet 8 inches)

Using the power of Ms paint we can mark where the scab ridden head lies within a diagram of a similar
Door


note: the diagram shows too much of a gap the space between the panel and the window is much narrower

Without being gay and going to Akron with a ruler and a sharpie to mark it out we can deduce that there’s a 14-16 inch gap from the top of the door and top of the scratched skull leaving us at an estimated height of:
4’ 10”-5’

Fun fact: even with this estimation chance beats out the people of the island of
Timor-Leste The population with the shortest average height in the world!
With women averaging a height of 5 feet 1 inches and Men averaging a whopping height of 5 feet 2 inches

Thank you for coming to my TED talk join me next time when we deduct how deep the stylus went inside chance
Coming sometime SOON

 

[Slur Generator]

this looks like a better angle to calculate his height. if those are 4 inch boards than he's 5 to 5'1