Plagued Encyclopedia Dramatica - Capitulation: The Thread

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I remember when ED was relevant when it came to documenting the antics of straight up weirdos. It brought us Chris Chan, JustinRPG, Snapesnogger and many others who (at the time), were just eccentric Internet users.

It should be archived in a read-only format or something at this point.
 
Seeing as that it came up in another thread. I remember Aediot running some crappy cult/scam hybrid called "the tower", all it came down to was calling himself Lucifer, shilling his self-help book, and roadtripping with Ash who he later ghosted in the middle of the night.

Sadly I dont have that many screencaps from that matrix instance anymore due to hard drive faillures on top of device switching, but the few I do are quite good.

For instance, one of the main recruiters of the family, Eiritana (formerly mentioned on the farms in Sewerslvt's thread, and a fine heifer for prospering grounds if I can be assed to write something up), contacted me through Gluis during 2020, trying to get the both of us involved in that cult.

After a few weeks of lurking, Aediot sends over a screenshot of Miko/Eiri's nonsense.

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Man straight up got his ass scammed by a troon who already had a history of B&E as well as scamming.

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And his reaction ended up being one of "not my cultfamily bro!!", despite later on doing that to his own cultfamily himself. Truly Pathetic.
 
Man straight up got his ass scammed by a troon who already had a history of B&E as well as scamming.

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And his reaction ended up being one of "not my cultfamily bro!!", despite later on doing that to his own cultfamily himself. Truly Pathetic.
I thought he didnt buy the knife at first but the second screencap suggests he did?
Why the fuck did he do that???
 
I thought he didnt buy the knife at first but the second screencap suggests he did?
Why the fuck did he do that???
The first screencap ends with saying he sent miko several big purchases before, shit that never went to what it was meant to.
 
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I only went on there for nostalgia really. That site really does feel like a time capsule.
Same here.

That and I always appreciated them for being one of the few places online where you can hear an alternative viewpoint, even if it was sometimes clear they were forcing it (the first time they had an article about Markiplier for example, they brought up him trying to help out a friend... and tried to claim this was somehow a bad thing).

I feel like KF fills a similar void, but with ED you can sometimes get a basic rundown without having to read thousands of pages.... and I seem to recall times they brought up something KF didn't.

It really does kinda suck that they can't seem to stay online for more than a millisecond, and it feels like every time they come back they lose content. Last time they were on I couldn't even find their page about Shoe0nHead or Armoured Skeptic (thankfully I screenshotted earlier versions of those documents, but I really wanted to hear their take on Skeptic's retarded alt history theories).
 
It really does kinda suck that they can't seem to stay online for more than a millisecond, and it feels like every time they come back they lose content. Last time they were on I couldn't even find their page about Shoe0nHead or Armoured Skeptic (thankfully I screenshotted earlier versions of those documents, but I really wanted to hear their take on Skeptic's retarded alt history theories).
Can someone give me a TL;DR of why this is or do i need to thread-dive a bit?
 
Can someone give me a TL;DR of why this is or do i need to thread-dive a bit?
You might wanna read because some of the shutdowns have quite a story behind them.

One of the first major ones I remember being a thing was the "Oh Internet" incident. Basically the original founder of Encyclopedia Dramatica, some fat bitch (because of course a gossip wiki about badmouthing literally everyone was started by a woman) suddenly decided she had a bit of trolls remorse and tried to rebrand the site into "Oh Internet," which was basically KnowYourMeme (it even had a similar logo).

I remember even enemies of EncDra (I call them that because "ED" can stand for so many things) were aghast at how wrong it was that the site was basically killed from within, like the site was Caesar and the woman was Brutus.

Within days though, others had resurrected the site and made articles mocking the former owner. Incidentally "Oh Internet" isn't even a thing anymore.

Other issues though happened for basically reasons similar to KF's recent dramas--servers refusing to host, attacks from people convinced EncDra was the worst thing since Satan-Hitler.... but every once in awhile its also just that the current runners can't get along.

To be honest though I only have a shallow understanding of everything past the Oh Internet incident so hopefully someone else will tell you more.
 
Within days though, others had resurrected the site and made articles mocking the former owner. Incidentally "Oh Internet" isn't even a thing anymore.
It's now a time-honored tradition that every time a new admin flakes out and wrecks the site, which happens every time, they get an article mocking them.
 
Same here.

That and I always appreciated them for being one of the few places online where you can hear an alternative viewpoint, even if it was sometimes clear they were forcing it (the first time they had an article about Markiplier for example, they brought up him trying to help out a friend... and tried to claim this was somehow a bad thing).

I feel like KF fills a similar void, but with ED you can sometimes get a basic rundown without having to read thousands of pages.... and I seem to recall times they brought up something KF didn't.

It really does kinda suck that they can't seem to stay online for more than a millisecond, and it feels like every time they come back they lose content. Last time they were on I couldn't even find their page about Shoe0nHead or Armoured Skeptic (thankfully I screenshotted earlier versions of those documents, but I really wanted to hear their take on Skeptic's retarded alt history theories).

 
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Can someone give me a TL;DR of why this is or do i need to thread-dive a bit?
The creator of the site was Sherrod DeGrippo and Owner 1. She tried to sell out with OhInternet in 2011 and thus ended the og regime.

Ediots scrambled to find a worthy successor and Brian Zaiger, a drug addict and all around useless retard was suddenly thrust into power (Owner 2). You might remember this as the era in which the site was basically unusable due to being plastered in malware porn ads. It got even worse when Gamergate was in full swing. This unpleasant viewing experience drove away readers. Most admins with any sort of competence left the site for good. He replaced these admins with random autists who were willing to provide bribe money from their monthly tugboats. The site got him sued in 2017 so people felt bad and tried to help him out by donating money. I think it was around this time he started getting even more sloppy with running the site than before and the ediots were sick of it. People started looking more into how site donations were being spent and lo and behold, the funds were completely misused . Of course a full time janny and junky is going to use any money he can get his hands on for drugs and financially supporting the ugliest ewhores you can imagine, the most well known of whom is AdeZero. Admins finally wrestled control from him and a guy named Conrad who had basically been running the site for Zaiger became owner 3. Fun fact: Zaiger won the prestigious Faggot of the Year award for 2017, beating out ED's very own school shooter William Atchison

Conrad seemed more competent because he actually knew how to work with 'puters but he was still a retard. He got arrested pretty early in his crat career after messing with his old job's computer networks in late 2018. He never passed on the keys to the site to anyone and this lead to ED being down for the greater part of 2019. He pretended to have backups of the beloved edf2 while he was prison in an attempt to extort the mods for a nonexistent backup of the site. Ediots maintained hope that when he was released from prison in 2021 he would bring back edf2 but Conrad never delivered due to the backup being nonexistant.

2020 is when Aediot aka Assnapkins took it upon himself to bring back the site and became owner 4. Jacob Stellmach was more of a useless retard than Zaiger. He could barely keep the .wiki site up despite being a terminally online NEET. He incorporated the site and very quickly found himself, the self appointed CEO of ED, at the receiving end of a lawsuit. He fancied himself something of a dark web l33t h4x0r and once again, unsuccessfully tried to sell the site. This is when the great ED schism of 2020 occurred. Umkmesik set up the .online domain and a new and improved forum to show how the site should be run. Aediot gave up on trying to compete with the superior .online after his no good, horrible, bad year of 2021 in which Adezero revealed his leaky anus on the Farms, he was caught grooming a 16 year old boy (sound familiar lol), and got v& for shoplifting.

UMK still owns the domains. However, he has other people run the actual servers and no one takes him seriously (as outlined @ https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Umkemesik). This is why current leadership is murky as of right now but he can debatably be considered owner 5 due to owning the domains.

Definitely still tldr but hope this helps.
 
Ediots scrambled to find a worthy successor and Brian Zaiger, a drug addict and all around useless retard was suddenly thrust into power (Owner 2). You might remember this as the era in which the site was basically unusable due to being plastered in malware porn ads. It got even worse when Gamergate was in full swing. This unpleasant viewing experience drove away readers. Most admins with any sort of competence left the site for good. He replaced these admins with random autists who were willing to provide bribe money from their monthly tugboats. The site got him sued in 2017 so people felt bad and tried to help him out by donating money. I think it was around this time he started getting even more sloppy with running the site than before and the ediots were sick of it. People started looking more into how site donations were being spent and lo and behold, the funds were completely misused . Of course a full time janny and junky is going to use any money he can get his hands on for drugs and financially supporting the ugliest ewhores you can imagine, the most well known of whom is AdeZero. Admins finally wrestled control from him and a guy named Conrad who had basically been running the site for Zaiger became owner 3. Fun fact: Zaiger won the prestigious Faggot of the Year award for 2017, beating out ED's very own school shooter William Atchison
I remember malware porn ads being on the original ED in 2007 because I went there once with Internet Explorer and my antivirus started going crazy. Am I just misremembering things.

You're also missing the second ED owner (Zaiger IIRC was third). If I'm remembering right, either it was Ryan Cleary himself or he was friends with Ryan. Ryan turned out to hang around with the hackers in LulzSec and one day the Britbong Partyvan came by and after that ED ended up in Zaiger's hands. But I think early 10s was a silver age of ED, probably not ending until 2014 or so since ED had decent coverage of Gamergate and some beloved lolcows from that era like Shaner (even if his article was like 90% Kiwifarms screencaps).
 
I remember malware porn ads being on the original ED in 2007 because I went there once with Internet Explorer and my antivirus started going crazy. Am I just misremembering things.
There were always sketchy ads there but Zaiger had a raging heroin habit to feed so they were much worse.
 
The creator of the site was Sherrod DeGrippo and Owner 1. She tried to sell out with OhInternet in 2011 and thus ended the og regime.

Ediots scrambled to find a worthy successor and Brian Zaiger, a drug addict and all around useless retard was suddenly thrust into power (Owner 2). You might remember this as the era in which the site was basically unusable due to being plastered in malware porn ads. It got even worse when Gamergate was in full swing. This unpleasant viewing experience drove away readers. Most admins with any sort of competence left the site for good. He replaced these admins with random autists who were willing to provide bribe money from their monthly tugboats. The site got him sued in 2017 so people felt bad and tried to help him out by donating money. I think it was around this time he started getting even more sloppy with running the site than before and the ediots were sick of it. People started looking more into how site donations were being spent and lo and behold, the funds were completely misused . Of course a full time janny and junky is going to use any money he can get his hands on for drugs and financially supporting the ugliest ewhores you can imagine, the most well known of whom is AdeZero. Admins finally wrestled control from him and a guy named Conrad who had basically been running the site for Zaiger became owner 3. Fun fact: Zaiger won the prestigious Faggot of the Year award for 2017, beating out ED's very own school shooter William Atchison

Conrad seemed more competent because he actually knew how to work with 'puters but he was still a retard. He got arrested pretty early in his crat career after messing with his old job's computer networks in late 2018. He never passed on the keys to the site to anyone and this lead to ED being down for the greater part of 2019. He pretended to have backups of the beloved edf2 while he was prison in an attempt to extort the mods for a nonexistent backup of the site. Ediots maintained hope that when he was released from prison in 2021 he would bring back edf2 but Conrad never delivered due to the backup being nonexistant.

2020 is when Aediot aka Assnapkins took it upon himself to bring back the site and became owner 4. Jacob Stellmach was more of a useless retard than Zaiger. He could barely keep the .wiki site up despite being a terminally online NEET. He incorporated the site and very quickly found himself, the self appointed CEO of ED, at the receiving end of a lawsuit. He fancied himself something of a dark web l33t h4x0r and once again, unsuccessfully tried to sell the site. This is when the great ED schism of 2020 occurred. Umkmesik set up the .online domain and a new and improved forum to show how the site should be run. Aediot gave up on trying to compete with the superior .online after his no good, horrible, bad year of 2021 in which Adezero revealed his leaky anus on the Farms, he was caught grooming a 16 year old boy (sound familiar lol), and got v& for shoplifting.

UMK still owns the domains. However, he has other people run the actual servers and no one takes him seriously (as outlined @ https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Umkemesik). This is why current leadership is murky as of right now but he can debatably be considered owner 5 due to owning the domains.

Definitely still tldr but hope this helps.
UMK only owns the short domain dramatica.online and was in the process of transferring that to the true owner of encyclopediadramatica.online joseph evers before this thread was made
 
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