Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu All good bro, and yeah, if they're actually fucking retarded enough to post shit like their kids schools someone has to save them from their own fucking stupidity, I don't know what the fuck would possess someone to even discuss personal details about their kids on the fucking Internet, but then these are the backbirths who think saying nigger will horrify people on fucking Kiwi Farms and seem to be under the impression that the site that troons have literally been trying to break the building blocks of the fucking Internet to get rid of are all trannys ourselves, they aren't exactly the smartest.
I meant it when I said you've done amazing work getting Panoptes running, I just didn't want to see all that hard work rendered pointless by some misplaced sense of mercy for coom brained idiots that don't have the sense to exercize discretion over what personal shit they post online, if you make exceptions and selectively redact for one person, you compromize the integrity of the entire data set, removing stuff like personally IDing info on minors is a whole different matter, I'm with you on that 100%.

All those retards that post after knowing the logging is going on get what they deserve. I have no sympathy (and apparently no sense of humour to make meta jokes).

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu with a very prescient observation:

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I'm having quite the laugh with these cuck edits and have a feeling I'd be dodging banhammers because someone's seething.

Not quite 'prescient'. This happened before I made the quote. It is just the truth, albeit lampshaded by some ill attampts at humour and Karen-baiting.

Nick has been very careful as of late to make sure he doesn't direct anyone to the Farms and foster a distrust and fear of the website. He's managed to do so without being up front about his intents and thus has his trademarked plausible deniability, but I noticed something in Yandex's last drop that reveals his fear of people reading his thread:

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You have no idea? None whatsoever? Not a clue where Kiwi Farms might be hosting their data scrape? I'm sure it's not because you are loathe to have your more casual audience reading your thread.

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I don't know where Kiwi Farms (a website of people) might post things interesting to the website users? A real conundrum...

He is speaking 'lawyer speak' again. Same with 'I mean put them on the wall of SHAME!' it was TOTALLY not a death reference that EVERYONE knew what he meant... Technically correct, but deceptively obtuse.

Thanks for being cool about this and saving me the time of ripping you a new one. I get the joke, but it just felt weird mixed in with technical discussions of scripting and came off "Bond Villain"-ish, which is literally the opposite of what Null intended for this site. I just want to laugh at these idiots, not blackmail or extort them.

I get where you're coming from with redacting stuff like kid's pics, ss card #s, etc. People redact things all the time in Farms screencaps, and it seems like as long as you don't say "I redacted this and this..." nobody cares. Just redact and don't blab about it.

I don't even really like doxing home addresses (as opposed to revealing identities of people with non-existent opsec) as it is anti-content, rather than inspiring MORE content. Exception: outright criminals like Nick Bate, Toggle the Rat or other dogfuckers, pedos, etc. Dox away, their neighbors should know about them. I'll take the loss of content to see them behind bars. None of the Rackets Wine Mom Brigade rise to that standard, they are just a bunch of skeezy BPD hos with too much time on their hands. Not to get too preachy, a lot of them are idiots who hand over all their info on a silver platter, so they dug their own data grave.

Joke didn't work. I'll do better. I have no sympathy for people who are willfully ignorant and as toxic as they are.

Social Media Expert Nicky Raket isn't reading his kiwifarms thread but....

What is this supposed to link to? There is no timestamp, it just goes to the start of the video?

As an update on the log posting, I will be working on the Murtaugh day show from yesterday. It should be short and if it goes quickly, I will bundle it with last night's chat from DnD for a double release. Still separate files though.

Might have spare time tomorrow to work on V 1.2 if the job sends us home early for some maintenance that is going on. It is not SUPPOSED to affect us working, but if it does, I won't complain at going home early.

 

[Puff]

Speaking of does anyone think ome of the nerd shit will fall by the wayside now that he has stated he isnt trying to grift that audience anymore?

After the end of the DnD campaign the DM stated next week is Rackets's last show, so it seems like it.

 

[Potatoherder]

Today's show was $83 12(11) rumble rants. This week seems to be starting off slow. Haven't watched to know if he is back to treating rumble as the redheaded stepchild now that yt is bring i the cash.

Speaking of does anyone think ome of the nerd shit will fall by the wayside now that he has stated he isnt trying to grift that audience anymore?

The ragebait won't stop as those people have way too much money to spent. Expect more thrilling shows about how they ruined x show Nick claimed in the past was stupid and no one should care about.

This is a current picture of her.

She is cute but not as attractive as i expected from all the big talk drex does. Looks like the average girl who posts on reddit.

 

[gang weeder]

Nick's wife posting her ass on his Locals is super duper sussy. I'm giving it zero chance Nick is her "only partner." It would be nice to believe that somehow Nicky Boy will pull up, drop the drinking and take care of his kids, but that's not how people usually work. If he's in his 40's with this shit in his closet then it's probably going to spiral from here, and dealing with it properly would likely require him to take a break from the Internet which isn't going to happen. It's kind of sad to imagine Rackets turning into a Ralph-lite but hey I guess I'll be here pointing and laughing if that's how it goes.

I am betting that there is a lot of corn to be harvested if people found out more about his wife. Again, it's just such a massive red flag for her to post those pics for his fans.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

ArchiveSo I found NCAA cat and her age fits perfectly. She looks like a junior in high school in 2009.
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https://archive.vn/x9PZp

Her name is Allison Scott Jacobs if you wanted to know. She lives in 312 Quail Ridge Rd, Oneonta, AL 35121
This is a current picture of her.
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and her work history
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I have also gotten this weird error when I looked up her full name.
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I think you're right about this one.

I already came to the same conclusion and was deciding if I wanted to write a post about it. It's out there now so I will add some other pieces of information including the big one, which is the Twitter. With the Twitter I already archived some of the posts and I just archived a few more just in case.

I'm not sure from your post if you think that her and the daughter of the former "family friend" are the same person or not. To be clear they aren't. None of the information matches (she has no connections to either Oregon or Minnesota). All indications are that they interacted for the first time in the Rekieta stream posted last week from 2020, when she would be roughly 30 years old and Drexel 40.

Also if the friend's daughter actually exists she probably has to be younger than this person because she supposedly a junior in college sometime after 2014.

Twitter archive:
Archive

Flirting with Drex:
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Mention of being a recruiter for college sports:
Her Instagram account is private but at one point she was reposting Instagram posts to Twitter, which has the effect of preserving a record of the caption attached to each post.
Archive

The LinkedIn mentions being part of the "Tigerettes" at Auburn, which is the name Auburn uses for female athlete recruiters.

Birthday:
"#tbt to my birthday last year #feeling22" posted n 2014 which suggests a year of birth of either 1992 or 1991. Presumably 1992 based on being a junior in high school in 2009 and starting college in 2010.
Archive
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Photo from 2014:
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I don't know where you found the other address. I'm guessing it to be her parents former home since it was sold in 2020 and also based on other details about the home (location, size, etc). But I don't think an exact address is particularly relevant anyway so I won't be investigating further.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

You know what, the same can be said for Nick himself. A good example is his "love" for Warhammer 40K, has this nigger ever even played the table top? I'd bet he only got into because of the /pol/ memes about God Emperor Trump.

As the guy at the hobby shop told me when I was a kid, "Smoking crack is a cheaper hobby"

 

[LiquidKid]

I’m a little out of the loop. Nick spent months talking up how he wanted to buy a Corvette or a Hellcat… why did he settle for a mustang? And if a mustang was too much car for him, what the fuck made him think he could handle a real sports car?

 

[DaBigBopper]

The biggest problem is that no one really exists to check Nick at the moment it seems. Even Null's effeminate ranting about was taken as basically Null issuing a Fatwa on Rekieta and his retarded Locals (not that the sektur wasn't mocking Nick and the Balldo). He's in a dopamine spiral from being surrounded by sycophantic Youtube lawyers, roasties and their cucks, and basically streams all day with other creators who want to promote (can't really blame people stroking his ego to earn some bread).

The only person who's told Nick to chill was Steve Gosney, a Floridian like Null so it might just be his proximity to methheads giving him a sixth sense to smell retardation. Dick Masterson has mocked Nick, but I think Dick still wants his Opie and Anthony-style bunch of weirdos after the DiggiBro thing failed. Ralph is still one of his monsters and Nick is acting like a retard. Maybe he'll kick out Vito once Nick goes full Libertarian divorcee with a Filipina GF.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I’m a little out of the loop. Nick spent months talking up how he wanted to buy a Corvette or a Hellcat… why did he settle for a mustang? And if a mustang was too much car for him, what the fuck made him think he could handle a real sports car?

He could not have it NAOW! Impulse buy and lack of patience, basically.

Now for the first COMPLETE Chat Log archives since Panoptes became a 24/7 consciousness.


Attached are the chats from the Murdaugh Day 4 day show and the DnD Monday chats. Murdaugh is notable as the first COMPLETE chat that Panoptes has archived,

DnD chat is the one where knowledge of the bot I have running (I will persist in calling it a bot because the technological illiterati on LOCALS are freaked out by the term and it amuses me) came to general consciousness. This is also where Nose first addressed it in the chat and feigned ignorance of just WHERE the KF might post the scrape data.

Lots of hilarious anti-bot countermeasures were them employed in this chat, including:

- N word SPAM
- gobblydygook
- Posting the alphabet one letter at a time
- Posting numbers
- Nonsense posting to make it hard for the bot (and end users) to read ALL the messages (because that is what we do... read EVERY message)
- Whinging and rageposting

None of these were particularly effective and the chat hurt and shitted itself up in its confusion. LOL! This one was pretty funny for a bit, as I happened to catch it live.


Enjoy. This should catch us up completely to the chat that is still running for the Murdaugh Day 5 day show.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

If he really banned a user for their speech or their associations, he has lost his free speech absolutism excuse for not moderating his chat. I vaguely remember him banning one other person from his Discord server a couple years ago and refunding their subscription, but only after that person allegedly made it absolutely miserable for everyone else there for a good while, and he still didn't really want to do it. This might be new ground if that guy was the only other person he's ever banned. Though I don't know what his actual posts there were, I haven't seen any of this user's posts that would force a tough choice between keeping his free speech ideals or breaking them.

Was Cynthia given a refund?

 

[Anticipointment]

Something to consider. This clip is from September 20 2019 (note that Nick is all smiles):

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He implies that he started sexual relations a little over a year ago (from 2019). If she was a tween (age 10-12) in 2010 then she would be 18-20 years old when they started their "relationship" in 2018. There are more strange dates he provides that conflict with this too. From the same stream, when the mom found out, he claims to have known the mom for about 13 years by that point in 2019:

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So, 2019 minus 13 is 2006. According to this narrative, Drexel could have known his sub starting at age 6-8 years old.

I won't confuse you all right now with all the dates, but yeah, doesn't add up.

Yo! Nick & Kayla! Keep a close eye on your daughters!

“Sweetheart, I'm not going to convince you of anything, so just know that I am confident in Drexel’s intentions or lack there of with our daughters. We are happy and comfortable being silly with people without it actually being sexual. Please don't worry about our daughters”
~Kayla in 8-10 years, probably



“Ah hahahaha! Incel! Prude! Faggot! Lmao! Fun! Balldo! Freedom, baby!”
~ Nick, now & forever

 

[Jack Awful]

Yo! Nick & Kayla! Keep a close eye on your daughters!

“Sweetheart, I'm not going to convince you of anything, so just know that I am confident in Drexel’s intentions or lack there of with our daughters. We are happy and comfortable being silly with people without it actually being sexual. Please don't worry about our daughters”
~Kayla in 8-10 years, probably

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“Ah hahahaha! Incel! Prude! Faggot! Lmao! Fun! Balldo! Freedom, baby!”
~ Nick, now & forever

Nick's response to the idea that his kids would see his sex talk was "good! I hope they do!"
If they got groomed and fucked by Drexel he'd probably say "I'm glad and am sure they had a great time! Drexel's a great lay!"

 

[Daniel Wallace]

I’m a little out of the loop. Nick spent months talking up how he wanted to buy a Corvette or a Hellcat… why did he settle for a mustang? And if a mustang was too much car for him, what the fuck made him think he could handle a real sports car?

The only people that drive Corvettes are literal boomers, so that wouldn't appeal to Nick's midlife crisis. Nick isn't old! He still has his youth! I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if his dad or grandfather has/had a Corvette. For someone "choosing [his] own midlife crisis," a Mustang seems like the obvious, stereotypical choice. Everyone recognizes a Mustang, even non-car people plebs, so he can show off what a big shot he is driving it around his small town. I think Nick has admitted he's not really a car guy, so that's probably why he went with the Mustang over the Hellcat. Same thing, he recognizes what a Mustang is, doesn't really know anything about them but even less about Hellcats, so he just went with the Mustang.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Something to consider. This clip is from September 20 2019 (note that Nick is all smiles):

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He implies that he started sexual relations a little over a year ago (from 2019). If she was a tween (age 10-12) in 2010 then she would be 18-20 years old when they started their "relationship" in 2018. There are more strange dates he provides that conflict with this too. From the same stream, when the mom found out, he claims to have known the mom for about 13 years by that point in 2019:

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So, 2019 minus 13 is 2006. According to this narrative, Drexel could have known his sub starting at age 6-8 years old.

I won't confuse you all right now with all the dates, but yeah, doesn't add up.

If you're still working on a post breaking the timeline of what he said on each topic and when, I'd appreciate it. I have been following the saga pretty closely since it came up as a topic on here recently, and I'm still pretty foggy on how his statement of events may have changed.

Bonus points if you can find out what stream this was referring to:

His friend found out he was in a sub dom relationship with her daughter (25), texted him going ballistic about him fucking her. Said on stream and Nick confirmed that he immediately went to Nick and asked for his help regarding matters. It's one of the earlier streams with him.

The only people that drive Corvettes are literal boomers, so that wouldn't appeal to Nick's midlife crisis. Nick isn't old! He still has his youth! I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if his dad or grandfather has/had a Corvette. For someone "choosing [his] own midlife crisis," a Mustang seems like the obvious, stereotypical choice. Everyone recognizes a Mustang, even non-car people plebs, so he can show off what a big shot he is driving it around his small town. I think Nick has admitted he's not really a car guy, so that's probably why he went with the Mustang over the Hellcat. Same thing, he recognizes what a Mustang is, doesn't really know anything about them but even less about Hellcats, so he just went with the Mustang.

I'm pretty sure he said he wanted a Corvette but gave up because of how long he would have had to wait.

Also, Nick lists out some of the people who are/are not coming to the LV meetup: Branca (confirmed), Masterson (confirmed), Coomalot331 (confirmed), The Lead Attorney (looks like), Nate the Lawyer (might), Eric Hunley (might), Robert Barnes (may), Mark Rober (may), Da... hang on, the YT pop engineering guy? What's he got to do with Rekieta? Eh, he probably meant Marc Randazza. Anyway, on with the list. Dani Ahn (he believes), Lady Rackets (ew), Uncivil Law (is not coming), Legal Bytes (is not invited), Attorney Tom (maybe, not sure yet).

Venue is being finalized. They are starting at a whopping $5000 to rent, so Nick is shopping around for something cheaper. This exorbitant cost is also why he's charging $50 per ticket. He thinks there would be around 100 people present, so his math goes: 50*100=5000 → he's in the black. As a reminder: this comes from a guy who but a month ago bought a ~$100000 sportscar and immediately drove it off the road.

Masterson, Camelot, and midlife crisis era Rekieta partying it up in Vegas. That's going to go great!

 

[Puff]

The only people that drive Corvettes are literal boomers, so that wouldn't appeal to Nick's midlife crisis. Nick isn't old! He still has his youth! I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if his dad or grandfather has/had a Corvette. For someone "choosing [his] own midlife crisis," a Mustang seems like the obvious, stereotypical choice. Everyone recognizes a Mustang, even non-car people plebs, so he can show off what a big shot he is driving it around his small town. I think Nick has admitted he's not really a car guy, so that's probably why he went with the Mustang over the Hellcat. Same thing, he recognizes what a Mustang is, doesn't really know anything about them but even less about Hellcats, so he just went with the Mustang.

Spoiler: Car sperging

Further, Hellcats are actually hard to drive due to having mediocre to shit suspension and a fuckton of power. A Shelby with modern control systems is very controllable, even with a heavy right foot. Hellcats and Corvettes have the driver assist shit (traction control and such) dialed back to make them feel more exciting and particularly the Dodge is giving 70% power at 15% pedal to make it feel more cool and also put you in a ditch.

Shelby was a sensible choice since he clearly can't drive.

If you wanted a Dodge and don't trust yourself to not die, just get the 392 in whatever car you like. 500 HP and enough control systems to make you feel like a hero and not crash. Cheaper than the Mustang too.

On the C8 Corvette... I've not driven one, but unless they've done some magic it's going to be a difficult car for a casual driver. Mid-engined stuff just steers different on the edges of what it can do and all of the ones I've driven let go of the road all at once... none of the polite warnings you get from a front engine, RWD car. A bit too much gas and your ass end is hitting that telephone pole, which is marginally better than understeering into it, I guess.

And lol at summer tires in the snow. Smart boy. Those don't work under 40 if it's DRY. Got caught in a surprise blizzard once with a prototype car on summers... (continues rambling in drunk engineer)

Edit: regarding the 50 edits, I can't figure out why there's a phantom quote inside the spoiler.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He could not have it NAOW! Impulse buy and lack of patience, basically.

Now for the first COMPLETE Chat Log archives since Panoptes became a 24/7 consciousness.


Attached are the chats from the Murdaugh Day 4 day show and the DnD Monday chats. Murdaugh is notable as the first COMPLETE chat that Panoptes has archived,

DnD chat is the one where knowledge of the bot I have running (I will persist in calling it a bot because the technological illiterati on LOCALS are freaked out by the term and it amuses me) came to general consciousness. This is also where Nose first addressed it in the chat and feigned ignorance of just WHERE the KF might post the scrape data.

Lots of hilarious anti-bot countermeasures were them employed in this chat, including:

- N word SPAM
- gobblydygook
- Posting the alphabet one letter at a time
- Posting numbers
- Nonsense posting to make it hard for the bot (and end users) to read ALL the messages (because that is what we do... read EVERY message)
- Whinging and rageposting

None of these were particularly effective and the chat hurt and shitted itself up in its confusion. LOL! This one was pretty funny for a bit, as I happened to catch it live.


Enjoy. This should catch us up completely to the chat that is still running for the Murdaugh Day 5 day show.

The analyst in me wants to take the chat files. Dump them in a database and make a dashboard to track all sorts of metrics. Timestamps would be useful if possible.

But I'm lazy and unless you niggers pay my hourly rate that isn't happening. Here's what a few seconds in excel yields. Top 20 no life Nickers.
FIrst Chat File

Second Chat File

Panzer Dood should be pozzed dude with all the time he is in chat.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The analyst in me wants to take the chat files. Dump them in a database and make a dashboard to track all sorts of metrics. Timestamps would be useful if possible.

But I'm lazy and unless you niggers pay my hourly rate that isn't happening. Here's what a few seconds in excel yields. Top 20 no life Nickers.
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I plan to do that for S's and G's when I have Panoptes scraping the maximum amount of useful raw info possible. I picked .xlsx files so people can do stuff like this in the meantime. Trying to make this as open source as I can. I eventually envision a counter for mentions of keywords like 'Farms', 'Balldo', and the like. Or alerts when nick is in the chat. Timers to rank the longest logged in paypigs, and other things like that.

Those are bells and whistles though, and I want to add reply threading, image DLing on the backend, an archive chat extractor for old chats, and timestamping first. Once that is done, I will play with vanity projects. I will take suggestions for improvements and the like here if anyone has an idea for something glaring that Panoptes is missing.

 

[zyclonPD]

I found an artistic representation of the average rekieta superchatter

 

[Not Who You Think]

If you're still working on a post breaking the timeline of what he said on each topic and when, I'd appreciate it. I have been following the saga pretty closely since it came up as a topic on here recently, and I'm still pretty foggy on how his statement of events may have changed.

Bonus points if you can find out what stream this was referring to:

This one at the 48:50 mark. Lots of info. Got it clipped. Doesn't mention age, but does contain the part where Drexel said he was going to text/retain Nick, but didn't.

In fact Drexel doesn't mention her specific age when they started being sexually involved anywhere that I've found. Best I've been able to find are peripheral anecdotes and then doing the math from there.

Been hearing a lot about the age 18 specifically from others and Null's stream, but at this point I'm starting to think its hearsay. If someone can direct me to that stream it would be most helpful.

By the way I found the clip this guy was talking about:

When talking about the Drexel and the 18 year old remember that he prefaced that anecdote by explaining that her mother was single and that he had known and looked after both of both of them for years. So for all intents and purposes the story as he told it boils down to him being a step-father to this girl, fucking her the day she turned 18, then bouncing. This conversation was immediately followed up with Drexel explaining that his own daughter was his greatest regret in life and that if he had the choice he would go back and undo it simply because her birth derailed his plans of installing a stripper pole in his living room at the time. Nick just sat there with a stupid grin on his face the entire time this verbal vomit was being dumped out. If I had to pinpoint where I went from enjoying Nick's stuff to actively waiting for the day for him to implode it was that.

The stripper pole story is there, but no mention of the sub being 18 that I could find on the stream (I could be mistaken). Link here at the 3:56:30 mark

 

[feral cat #6385]

I plan to do that for S's and G's when I have Panoptes scraping the maximum amount of useful raw info possible. I picked .xlsx files so people can do stuff like this in the meantime. Trying to make this as open source as I can. I eventually envision a counter for mentions of keywords like 'Farms', 'Balldo', and the like. Or alerts when nick is in the chat. Timers to rank the longest logged in paypigs, and other things like that.

Those are bells and whistles though, and I want to add reply threading, image DLing on the backend, an archive chat extractor for old chats, and timestamping first. Once that is done, I will play with vanity projects. I will take suggestions for improvements and the like here if anyone has an idea for something glaring that Panoptes is missing.

Make perfect sense. Well done good sir.