Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AnOminous]

It must be exhausting being horny 24/7.

Imagine cutting off your dick and balls to coom. That's like cutting out your tongue to talk.

 

[Punished Neco]

Why am I so tired all the time? Could it be the daily fast food, frequent alcohol consumption, prescription drug abuse, sedentary lifestyle, and social media addiction? No! It must be fibromyalgia.

I've not heard any mention of being back to the gym since around the first week of January so I guess that plans gone kaput.

We might get some interesting reactions from Keffals soon, a week or so ago Keffals said they're going to quit vaping at the end of January (not sure why they didn't just quit immediately), so potentially expect a Keff suffering from nicotine withdrawals and having a shorter temper.

Keffals is down to 755 subscribers (so -another 150), this may be what has finally prompted Keffals to finally actually ditch Twitch entirely, this is actually somewhat weird though since Keffals was just multi streaming so I'm guessing they must've gotten told off by Twitch for breaking their Partner contract by doing it, otherwise they'd just continue multi streaming.

It took roughly 3 days for Keffals to fail the 2 Youtube uploads a day that had been planned, we've now had 4 days of only 1 upload so as predicted they're clearly struggling.

 

[Roak]

This fundraiser platform really gave Lucas the no. 12 spot on their top 30 list after he grifted 100k from his fans
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Trannys totally don't sexulize everything
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Lucas (like every single faggot on twitter right now) seems to have a hate boner for Mr. Beast after he made a video about paying for 1000 blind peoples surgeries.
(Liked "Mr. Beast is demonic" guys reply to getting called out)

(Obvious parody of people defending Mr. Beast)

He's bad when he pays for surgeries for BLIND people but he would be a good guy if he paid to get your dick chopped of?

 

[Ravana]

Imagine cutting off your dick and balls to coom. That's like cutting out your tongue to talk.

I wish he'd do that too.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

This fundraiser platform really gave Lucas the no. 12 spot on their top 30 list after he grifted 100k from his fans
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Trannys totally don't sexulize everything
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Lucas (like every single faggot on twitter right now) seems to have a hate boner for Mr. Beast after he made a video about paying for 1000 blind peoples surgeries.
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He's bad when he pays for surgeries to BLIND people but he would be a good guy if he paid to get your dick chopped of?
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what a bunch of pieces of shit. Boo hoo, Mr. Beast isn't giving people stink ditches, what a piece of shit. I don't know much about the Mr. Beast guy, I don't watch his vids. But, paying for 1000 people to be able to see is a really nice thing to do. These people can fuck right off. Just another reason to hate these tranny pieces of shit.

 

[Marche]

He isn't sick he is just coming down off a drug binge.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Keffals, and other troons, think that stereotypical femininity is how women actually act when in fact it's not. Which is why they think them acting "hyperfeminine" makes them superior (than women) when in fact the lens that they view women through is not the truth. I know so many women who don't act to what's society considers "feminine". Yet, if Keffails was a real woman, he would consider knowing what looks good on him (rather than just wear stuff that looks and considered "feminine looking") like searching up beauty typologies, such as Kibbe, seasonal color analysis and Kitchener's essence (and if you're reading this Lucas, which is more than likely, you're welcome for this). And yet he does not, so this makes me think that he fetishizes being a woman (I know this was already about how he's AGP but wanted to share my thoughts and how I got to that point).

thats something that always interests me to see. people like lucas view woman from a very obviously male viewpoint and so when they troon out they tend to become what they believe an attractive woman to be.

but because they are thinking about this from a male viewpoint it often just results in them dressing really fucking weird. they think all you need to do to be a woman is wear a dress and put on make up.

they dont realize the amount of effort that goes into finding the right clothes that fit your body type or the right makeup for your skin and how to apply it depending on your face shape and all those other little intricate things that go into being a real woman who actually cares about what she looks like.

even women who dont care much for make up will usually at least brush their hair and wash their face. troons tend to be unable to even do that much because they only care about talking about how much better they are than a real woman. its very obviously a fetish for these people and not at all about being a real woman.

 

[A. G. Peak]

The tard fight with BadEmpanada rages on. Keffals is getting some heat in the comments on this one.

Spoiler: Archive

Spoiler: Negative comments

BadEmpanada responds ten hours later.

Spoiler: Archive

 

[F13 Key]

The fuck is going on with BE's lips? Did he get friction burns from sucking Caleb Maupin's dick too enthusiastically?

These two having a spergfight is hilarious. BE probably benefits more from this spat, being the smaller streamer with a more homogenous fanbase that's aligned with his views, even if everyone involved in this situation is autistic as fuck.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

This fellow human's BMI is completely out of control and I would not engage in any kind of sexual intercourse with him.

 

[Strangolapreti]

It must be exhausting being horny 24/7.

It's exhausting only when you don't have something to masturbate with, like a dick or a vagina.

The tard fight with BadEmpanada rages on. Keffals is getting some heat in the comments on this one.

Spoiler: Archive

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Spoiler: Negative comments

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BadEmpanada responds ten hours later.

Spoiler: Archive

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keffals: "so much addicted to attention and clout that chases/creates any form of drama, even if it involves nobodies with 5-6 followers.

Also keffals: bleed followers by making an ass of himself to the point of outcringing Nostalgia critic's review of The wall.

I kinda get why Destiny dropped the lawsuit, it's funnier to look at this absolute loser suffering clout withdrawal.

 

[Punished Neco]

Keffals started streaming at 4:30am because they've got a fucked up sleep schedule so their plan is to fix it by now streaming till midday.
The start is usually where the meat of the clippable content is and they're currently just reacting to Mr Beast's blind video so I'll just post what I got.

Keffals is now solely streaming on Youtube, they announced that the Twitch will now only be used for a weekly podcast/stream where the frontrunner is Vaush/Keffals mod Enny
The Show will be called: 'The Ratio'

Keffals also mocked Destiny's "7 days to respond" Cease & Desist and how it's been 5 weeks and nothings happened, also referencing the Destiny+Null talk which Keffals hasn't made a stink about

Things I didn't clip because I'm short on time:
Keffals is a voyeur and gains sexual gratification from watching 2 people fuck, specifically Keffals enjoys 2 men fucking and recalled stories of him sitting on the couch whilst their partner (poly) was getting railed in front of them. Gets called a cuck by chat and starts having to explain the difference between cuckoldry and voyeurism.
Keffals has been going through the old Facebook messages with their "ex" Mel (they've never met IRL) is actually an ex Neo-Nazi and Milo fan.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

These two having a spergfight is hilarious. BE probably benefits more from this spat, being the smaller streamer with a more homogenous fanbase that's aligned with his views, even if everyone involved in this situation is autistic as fuck.

It would be more fun if it was more than just a spergfight like a catfight or mud wrestling for example.

 

[Meltryllis]

Keffals is a voyeur and gains sexual gratification from watching 2 people fuck, specifically Keffals enjoys 2 men fucking and recalled stories of him sitting on the couch whilst their partner (poly) was getting railed in front of them. Gets called a cuck by chat and starts having to explain the difference between cuckoldry and voyeurism.

Is that not literally cuckoldry?

 

[My Name is Mud]

Keffals also mocked Destiny's "7 days to respond" Cease & Desist and how it's been 5 weeks and nothings happened, also referencing the Destiny+Null talk which Keffals hasn't made a stink about
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Man, if only Destiny wasn't a pussy.
I get that going to court would be a long and expensive process, but if he does nothing about it then he's all bark and no bite, and he's gonna keep getting stepped on by retards like Lucas.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Man, if only Destiny wasn't a pussy.
I get that going to court would be a long and expensive process, but if he does nothing about it then he's all bark and no bite, and he's gonna keep getting stepped on by retards like Lucas.

Destiny refuses to chase lucas because it would reignite drama and give keffals some shit to gain clout.

As it is right now, it's the best choice, there is nothing worse for an entitled narcisist than getting ignored.

Just look at the kind of trash lucas is pulling out to desperately maintaon some audience: he's fighting with a nobody, trying to debate with people who doesn't want anything to do with him and confess his love for cuckholdry on stream just so that somebody could say anything for him to respond, and despite all of this shit, he's still losing followers because of sheer stupidity.

keffals may laugh at Destiny now but once he realizes he is gonna keep ignoring him then lucas will get only more desperate.

 

[Brutality]

Lucas is obviously a cuck, he had his dick cut off. He can't even pleasure himself anymore.

 

[Melonie]

Spoiler: Probably OT and MBTI sperging

What the fuck is wrong with ESFPs. I know a lot of you don't care about MBTI and might call it bullshit, nonsense etc., but I don't care. All I want to say is that I just noticed that there's a pattern of people who are bad or infamous that are ESFPs. Examples would be Logan Paul, Trisha Paytas, Anisa Jomha, Tana Mongeau and then Keffals??? I also found out that Lovely Peaches and Nikocado Avocado are one too.

ESFPs are probably cursed to be stupid and do stupid things, which surprises me since they have tertiary Te, which should make them smart, but all they do is be dumb and do stupid things, which can probably be attributed to the first function, Se.

 

[Dance For Us]

Keffals should stream himself playing the new dead space remake.
They've got trans representation! I'm so happy for him!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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The fuck is going on with BE's lips? Did he get friction burns from sucking Caleb Maupin's dick too enthusiastically?

These two having a spergfight is hilarious. BE probably benefits more from this spat, being the smaller streamer with a more homogenous fanbase that's aligned with his views, even if everyone involved in this situation is autistic as fuck.

BE is just as bad as Keffals about milking internet feuds for clicks. He just released another vid going after Vaush this time.