Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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deluxe bathrooms reminds me of a old market i used to visit close to high school, they were too cheap to have 2, looks pausble with how clunky the ishimura is , oh one more thing, happy another day of kiwi farms existing while keffy can do nothing but fume on the internet
 
A refresher from the stream on Dec 22...

But I talked to my lawyer today and it's looking like January is the month where I'm going to be filing against the London Police Service.

January has come and gone. Let's see if Keffals is still this smug when chatters start asking for updates.


I'm really happy that I can finally talk about all of this, because I've wanted to talk about all of this for months now and I haven't been able to. I haven't been able to and I think it's incredibly funny that finally after saying what I'm doing, it's just crickets. For months I was getting hounded by people. People saying, oh, I'm not actually going to pursue legal action, I made it all up, blah blah blah. Anything that they can do to get their grubby little hands on some clout. You know? Lying and drama sells, unfortunately. Those people didn't know what the fuck they were talking about. They weren't serious people.

But I talked to my lawyer today and it's looking like January is the month where I'm going to be filing against the London Police Service. So it's finally going to be happening. I'm going to be putting out a statement in the same manner that I have in the past, like the video statements that I've done, and it's going to correspond with the filing going public. I've already talked to the media and it's all going to be going ahead. It took so fucking long to get to this point. But unfortunately I had to move. All of the shit that happened made it incredibly hard to just go ahead with this immediately.
 
A refresher from the stream on Dec 22...



January has come and gone. Let's see if Keffals is still this smug when chatters start asking for updates.

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I'm really happy that I can finally talk about all of this, because I've wanted to talk about all of this for months now and I haven't been able to. I haven't been able to and I think it's incredibly funny that finally after saying what I'm doing, it's just crickets. For months I was getting hounded by people. People saying, oh, I'm not actually going to pursue legal action, I made it all up, blah blah blah. Anything that they can do to get their grubby little hands on some clout. You know? Lying and drama sells, unfortunately. Those people didn't know what the fuck they were talking about. They weren't serious people.

But I talked to my lawyer today and it's looking like January is the month where I'm going to be filing against the London Police Service. So it's finally going to be happening. I'm going to be putting out a statement in the same manner that I have in the past, like the video statements that I've done, and it's going to correspond with the filing going public. I've already talked to the media and it's all going to be going ahead. It took so fucking long to get to this point. But unfortunately I had to move. All of the shit that happened made it incredibly hard to just go ahead with this immediately.
I hope she gets her shit stomped in. Knowing this is Canada they are more likely to suck her taint blubbering about how sorry they are that they dared knock on the door of a precious tranny and award $6 billion maple bucks for being such bigots
 
God damn, modern journos might actually be more delusional than the average troon. Look at how this one furiously fluffs Lucas' non-existent e-peen
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Keffals is a voyeur and gains sexual gratification from watching 2 people fuck, specifically Keffals enjoys 2 men fucking and recalled stories of him sitting on the couch whilst their partner (poly) was getting railed in front of them. Gets called a cuck by chat and starts having to explain the difference between cuckoldry and voyeurism.
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If I had a nickel for every time Lucas said he was a voyeur and then said he likes watching his partner get fucked on stream, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
 
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If I had a nickel for every time Lucas said he was a voyeur and then said he likes watching his partner get fucked on stream, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
Well everyone has now seen the crime scene that used to be his dick, so no one believes hes actually having sex. It is more believable that he watches other people have sex while he watches on in envy.
 
even women who dont care much for make up will usually at least brush their hair and wash their face. troons tend to be unable to even do that much because they only care about talking about how much better they are than a real woman. its very obviously a fetish for these people and not at all about being a real woman.
It's even more obvious when they're in motion, because they sit, stand and walk like men. Which they are of course.
 
I got time to get around to clipping the voyeurism statements, ignore the video in the corner of things being crushed etc, Keffals realizes that the audience is autistic and has decided to have a perma playing video loop of 10-15 clips of things being crushed/cut up/squeezed etc to try to keep their ADHD brains from getting distracted, this of course should in theory make it harder for the editors to turn these streams into Youtube segments but we'll see

Explaining what their favorite type of porn is Keff says it's '2 st guys going at it'. It really does sound like Keffals was about to say straight guys but caught themself after the first syllable. Is immediately called a cuck and goes on the defensive.

Keffals explains how they used to read Karl Marx in the living room whilst their femboy partner was getting railed in the bedroom.

'Thanks for the money, I'll spend it on drugs', later when asked where the Go Fund Me money went: 'I spent it on heroin' (then clarifies that it was spent on moving etc)

Keffals was also vaping on today's stream even though there was a vow to quit at the end of January, another broken promise :story:
 
I hope she gets her shit stomped in. Knowing this is Canada they are more likely to suck her taint blubbering about how sorry they are that they dared knock on the door of a precious tranny and award $6 billion maple bucks for being such bigots
You would be correct. The LPS' internal review found exactly that, they didn't simp for trannies enough when arresting a child groomer.
 
The tard fight with BadEmpanada rages on. Keffals is getting some heat in the comments on this one.


BadEmpanada responds ten hours later.

The irony of Lucas calling anyone else a tankie after he's done apologia for GULAGs and denied that the Soviet Union commited any genocides is palpable. I think drugs, cooming, and 5 seconds of fame have eaten away at whatever was left of his brain.
 
The irony of Lucas calling anyone else a tankie after he's done apologia for GULAGs and denied that the Soviet Union commited any genocides is palpable. I think drugs, cooming, and 5 seconds of fame have eaten away at whatever was left of his brain.
Things that never existed nor happened:
-The holocaust
-Trotsky's assassination
-Xinjiang's camps
-Cowboy bebop's live action adaptation on netflix
-The attack on the world trade center during 9/11/2001
-The Y chromosome of Lucas Roberts
 
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